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I seeing a woman recently and she texted me today about going to see the Ghostbusters movie this weekend. Do I go or not? I wasn't going to see it.
Pic unrelated.
Suffer the pain, anon. Do it for the nookie.
>>17348048
why not? unless your money is REALLY that tight, but yeah. i skipped out on seeing neon demon cuz money really is that tight.
>>17348048
If you actually want to date her, then yeah, you go. It's a stupidshit movie that will eat up a couple hours of your life. Who gives a shit? Are you so desperate for the approval of anons as to consider not going, just because the movie has been shitposted about forever?
If you get with that girl, there's no doubt she's going to put up with a lot of dumbshit that you like/want to do. Just go. It's not about the movie. It's about spending time together.
How do you deal with being made fun of?
I get being poked at every now and then, everybody's the butt of the joke sometimes, and I don't mind that. But when every little thing you do gets laughed at. And then since you just try not to let it bother you, the people take it as a free ticket to do it more, and still act like they're your friends. Then they'll eventually start asking more and more personal questions, and act kind of weird when you redirect the conversation or answer vaguely. Like, why the hell would I tell you any personal information...
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>>17348033
There are two ways to handle this situation:
>Continue not caring, but make it obvious from your attitude and gestures that their opinions don't mean shit
>Give them a taste of their own medicine.
Option two has more immediate results. Most of these types can't take what they dish out. They will definitely get pissy.
>>17348090
so my options are to be either passive aggressive or just plain aggressive?
>>17348159
Why not give a unrealistic(ridiculous) answer, so you can laugh along with them?
It would show others that you are big enough person(mature) to be able to make fun yourself.
You could also cry to gain their sympathy. So that they stop making fun of you.
Whatever you do, you should do something or you'll be pushed around your entire life.
What are some works such as films or albums that would make this feeling go away?
American Beauty
Interstellar
Bob Dylan- When the ship comes in
P.S. Please don't go psycho nor go on a murderous rampage; not the answer.
Give yourself some challenges
>>17348030
Are you still running away or did you go back home to your parents?
>>17348057
i second american beauty. also, coen brothers make good films
So my friend got with this girl that I like, and it has been making me very depressed. When she left on vacation for a week, I was happy... but then she came back, and now I'm sad again; she is the source of my unhappiness.
She is pretty much the only very attractive female that is close to me right now, and before, she has said things like "I love you" and cuddled with me etc... before her and my friend were together more or less.
They are both useless for hooking me up with other girls, so that's an issue. But now I'm losing my best friend...
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>>17348029
getting /fit/ will solve all of your problems
>she is the source of my unhappiness
no, she isn't
>>17348029
Get off your ass you lazy bum.
So last night I tried out anal play (not my first time trying it but still) and late last night and this morning, I couldn't get hard again. I could get about halfway but no further. I also think it's maybe all in my head since when I've tired I've been frustrated and trying to make it happen.
Could I have damaged something last night or am I just being paranoid? I don't exactly want to go to my doctor saying I have erectile dysfunction from messing with my ass but I don't know what else to do.
Oh you just had to go and mess with your ass. Good job anon, now you'll only get hard for dick in your butt. It's only a matter of time until you're acting like a full blown homo. Sorry to be the one to tell you, but you're never getting a normal boner again.
>>17348008
Give it a couple days, it's probably just psychological, if you don't recover then I would consider seeing a doctor. Tell your doctor what happened, they have heard and dealt with weirder things and wont care.
>>17348094
I've managed to get almost entirely hard twice and also came today but I have a little trouble maintaining it.
I can't imagine what I could have damaged but it's concerning,
Do any of you guys use any dating sites to hook up? I've been off of them for a while after a few bad dates in a row. But now I'm just looking for a girl to smoke weed with and fuck, whats my best bet for this?
concert, tinder, club asdfasdfasdfasdf
>>17347999
>But now I'm just looking for a girl to smoke weed with and fuck
Chatting up any girl wearing a beanie and a flannel shirt, asking if she can hook you up.
Or literally smoke cigarettes out in public before someone comes and asks for one, then inquire about weed.
If you find a stoner chick, you find weed.
If you find weed, you find stoner chicks.
Search for one and you can get the other.
>>17348007
I've tried clubs but usually the music is either really loud prohibiting conversation, or the girl is with friends and I would guess not want to be approached.
My nightgame isnt the best though
I found a wallet and took 200+ dollars out of it and an hour later I felt like shit about it and went back to put the money back and bring the wallet to the closest store, but it was gone when I came back.
Can I fix this or do I need to have this on my conscientious for the rest of my life?
Give it to a charity, homo.
What who cares fuck that guy. Buy yourself a present because fuck that guy
>>17347997
Fuck you.
What up bros
So I have a inquiry
Imoved my room around so I am closer to a window and keeping the blides open expecting to get myself at least some tan
Why the fuck am I whiter 2 weeks later than when I started (and no my time outside has not changed much)
Why can't you get into TanThoughWindowmode/10
I think there is something wrong with the sunlight bros
Will someone fix the sun for me, willing to go g4p if you fix this my bros.
Did you keep your window open?
You can't get tan through glass.
I remember that from highschool. Something about glass blocking UV radiation, for whatever reason.
>>17347982
>Did you keep your window open?
No
>You can't get tan through glass.
I remember that from highschool. Something about glass blocking UV radiation, for whatever reason.
Wtf I call bullshit, stuff like pic related happens Idk why you would not tan too.
>>17347998
And what is pic supposed to demonstrate?
Is it possible to live in nyc Miami or la if you're a poor nobody
Like there has to be thousands of people there who are broke and can't do anything and still find a way. Right?
>>17347965
All you need is a job. The better the pay, the better off you are. Shit pay and you'll be rooming up with other shitty paid people. Better pay and you can do your thing.
Source: Lived in NY, Nashville, Miami, San Fran and now Maui. All you need to do is earn a check and pay your bills.
>>17347974
Even if I have certification in minimum as fuck shit? Roommates don't bother me it's actually preferred oddly
Live in NYC completely broke. Ahahahahahahahaha. I earn a respectable living in any other city and holy shit, I am scraping by. Furniture designer/maker who lives alone.
Hi /adv/
I have a problem where my dick is remarkably inconsistent when it comes to maintaining an erection when I'm hooking up with a woman. Doesn't matter if it's my first time with someone or a long-term relationship, sometimes my dick will just not stay up to the task and other times it will. What I've noticed:
>I have no problem getting hard in general, so it's not physical ED
>I probably watch too much porn
>What really seems to kill it is having...
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>>17347959
>cut down on the porn
>cut down on the beer
>do some cardio, fat man
>>17347959
Do you have problems feeling light headed when you stand up real fast?
>Not OP but in a similar situation.
Don't smoke and I drink rarely.
>>17348114
I do get dizzy when standing up really fast
Hey /adv/. So I played a show recently and afterwards I was told that barely anyone could hear my vocals. I was actually singing pretty loudly too. Apparently my vocals in my monitors were turned up way louder than they were on the PA. If you went to see a local band and heard this, would you give them a second shot or dismiss them? I'm just worried about getting another show after that disaster. I was singing all passionate and jumping around and stuff too, but barely anyone could hear me.
>>17347948
>If you went to see a local band and heard this, would you give them a second shot or dismiss them?
I think you're thinking a little bit too deeply into one show. If you're a good musician and you put on a good show people will come to see you. If you aren't, they won't. Thats all you need to know.
>>17347948
Probably not. Was there no way to double check the acoustics before you began? Sound check?
>>17347953
Nah there was no sound check and when I plugged in earlier just before I played my vocals seemed loud enough, but I guess I was just hearing the monitors.
Please give me some advice to get out of the friendzone.
Stand firm with what you want. Be honest with them and, if they say no, then move on/distance yourself from them.
Don't be manipulated and have your time/attention used without getting what you want out of it
Quit being a pussy and state what you want?
>>17347926
The only person that can put you in the friend zone is you. The only person that can keep you in the friend zone is you.
If you're pretending to be friends with a girl in the hopes that she eventually develops feelings for you you're a fucking idiot. No one is forcing you to be friends with anyone. If someone is jerking you around and manipulating you you do something about it, not call yourself their friend and secretly resent them for not fucking you.
Grow up.
>gf is far away atm so we just communicate mostly through text.
>Randomly tells me she wants to take a break from social media and her phone for the next few days.
>See her tweet and post shit on Instagram
Are women retarded?!
No, she just doesn't want to talk to you.
Bad luck bro.
Yes. She thinks you are retarded too, and more retarded at that, because she thought she could pull a fast one like that with ease. Tbh gotta remind her she isn't smarter or stronger. Don't be afraid to put girls in their place, you'll seem like a total jag to onlookers and whiteknights but in the long run your saving yourself the pain they would put you through if you didn't show them a little tough love.
>>17347922
This.
You are the only fool here.
I'm willing to admit I have a small penis. I looked all over to see what I can do (pills, pumps, etc.), but I'm too much of a pussy to try it because I don't want to cause any damage to my body. What did you guys do? Let me hear some success stories.
>>17347877
There are none. Only surgery, which is not guaranteed.
If such a thing existed, every guy would already be using it.
>>17347877
>let me hear of your success stories
this makes me kek. if there was a confirmed way to get your penis big, it'd be common knowledge. idk why people come here acting like this, or how to force a girl to date oyu or whatever is a thing.
penis pumps are known to work but cause your hardon to go softer. it stretches out the existing material. same amount of blood is all it can hold. bigger space, less tissue for blood, equals soft erections.
that guy in the...
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Deciding on a career path
I can either do EMT-B during the summer then take classes to become a full paramedic
Or do an associate's degree in applied science and become a biomedical equipment technician.
Which would be a better job?
Latter is the more stable choice. Being a paramedic isn't for everyone, it's tough, sometimes damaging work, and on top of that it's difficult to break into, at least where I'm from.
>>17347869
go BMET for sure
I am a maintenance worker in a hospital and BMETs have one of the best jobs ever
All they do is do maintenance and repairs on medical equipment like EKGs and X-ray machines and shit.
Work @ your own pace, make breddy gud money, and fuck qt nurse bitches.
>>17347869
EMT work is stressful, cool, but stressful.
