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I think I have accidentally become a manwhore... I am not a very attractive guy, I don't try to be, but something has been happening recently that is really strange. I have a friend with benefits, very petite, no tits at all, narrow hips, short, ginger... she recently told me about a friend of hers who... to quote her "Could use a good dicking." I was rather, shocked by this, but she coaxed me into meeting her friend... her friend was a larger girl with an eyepatch, I recognized her as a girl who worked for a wal mart I go to. We talked a bit, the three of us,...
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This sounds like the plot to a fucking anime, are you here to tell a story? Or are you here to ask advice?
What the fuck is even your question in this post?
>always seem to have something unique about them
Are you autistic?
>>17349763
Sounds like your friend has a voyeurism fetish.
>>17349774
I want to know opinions of the situation... I guess I should have asked something... is this normal? is this ok? is my friend pimping me out? why are these girls so desperate as to have sex with a guy they don't know?
Are there any good friendship/relationship websites/forums where you can ask shit and delete the thread after? I don't want to ask on here because it's about a friend who I know browses 4chan
>>17349737
Nobody browses /adv/. You can delete the thread when you're done if you're not a newfriend. Just ask the real question.
>>17349743
+1
Just respond in these comments and if it's something I can help you with I can respond pretty quickly.
>>17349768
Not OP but goddamn anon, you're the realest.
I'm in the USAF. 3 in so far, 3 years left to go.
I have a depressed girlfriend that I live with. We've been dating for nearly two years.
I don't have a car.
I really love writing and drawing, but I can't seem to find time for it these days (admittedly I'm not using all my time efficiently).
I want to write and draw for a living.
I want to travel in a converted van across the country.
My girlfriend does not want this.
How do I know if this interest is fleeting? How do I know if I'm supposed to be in this relationship?...
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bump for advice please
Only time will tell if this interest of yours is fleeting.
You may want to write and draw for a living, but have a backup plan. Many young people want to do this, but the odds of finding a job doing that are pretty slim--at least a job that can support a family.
If you want to do the cross country thing--nothing wrong with that. As a matter of fact, it's best to do it while you're still young without major responsibilities.
Only you know about the relationship. Do you get along well otherwise?
Maybe she has a job or commitments that she doesn't want to leave.
>>17349722
Learn to compromise.
E.g. convince girlfirend to do vacations in which you travel in a van across the country. During these vacations write and draw for a hobby. I honeslty doubt you get money that way, unless you are very talented AND lucky.
This if you wanna keep that girlfiend. Otherwise dump her ass and build your van. Still don't draw for a living though, you won't live very long that way.
I have a rooted phone and playing pokemonGo with moch locations but it keeps telling me that my location cant be found. Any pointers?
>>17349714
*mock locations
Google if anyone has had similar issues
Why wouldn't you just download the app? Or are you not from glorious America
>>17349714
How is it going to track your movements around Los Angeles if you are in rural Kansas
My girlfriend recently started seeing a counselor to work through some anxiety/depression related issues. I thought that was all well and good, but then she came back after a session and said her counselor wanted her to try this thing called Alpha Stim. The idea behind the device is that you clip two little things to your ears, and for about 20 minutes a few times a week, you sit there and let it pass current through your head and that somehow cures your anxiety or depression or insomnia etc.
I looked it up and discovered that it's no more than a gameboy-sized plastic...
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bumping
or is adv the kind of board that thinks Alpha Stim works?
>>17349681
Your girlfriend's counselor is peddling snake oil, that doesn't make him a quack, just a shithead. Unless he really believes in this, but either way. Is your girlfriend like.... not so smart? Is she not capable herself of realizing that the equivalent of licking a 9-volt battery isn't going to do shit for her anxiety and depression? Does this counselor even have a fucking degree in anything?
>>17349681
hell yes they are a quack and probably spent 10 years in school. Why didn't he just prescribe electroshock treatment
What the fuck do I do if my neighbors dogs literally will never shut the fuck up. I have these 2 separate old redneck couples that have literally NO respect or disregard for others. Every day they let their dogs go and it fucks with the other neighbors dogs and they just run up and down the fence howling and barking loud as fuck. They do this every fucking day sometimes 10 o'clock at night, sometimes 6 in the morning and other random times early in the morning.
One of the couples lets their dogs out and they just run around town and they've been known to be...
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>>17349678
Wait until it's dark, then put out a couple of bowls filled with propylene glycol. It tastes quite sweet, and animals just love to drink it (make sure you keep your cat inside while doing this). Once the dogs have drunk their fill, take the bowls away and make sure to give them a good scrub in hot water before you put them away. The dogs will start to get sick in about 12 hours, and they'll be dead as fuck within 48 from massive renal failiure. Even if the owners take it to the vet, even if the vet realises...
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>>17349678
Throw handfuls of chocolate over the fence when the owners aren't paying attention to their fucking animals. Maybe if they get more they'll take better care of them.
Raw hamburger, crush a lightbulb up, roll meat in glass, throw over fence to dog.
The evidence will be gone, and the dog will be dead.
My thoughts were moving fluidly and I was able to connect things with ease. But with a single thought, it all disappeared. And my mind locks down, again. I'm back to this awful feeling.
Kill me.
>>17349654
>>tumblr is that way.
Take your shit there. When you have an actual question to ask us, feel free.
>>17349657
I'm hoping to get an answer to a question I didn't know I had, or could have.
>>17349661
Take that shit to Tumblr. When you know what your question is, come back and ask it.
This isn't a board of mind readers or ninja psychologists watching you for months from nooks and crannies waiting to pounce with a helpful diagnostic.
Say what you want in plain English, explain why you don't have it, then ask us what to do to get it. Or fuck off.
>>thems the choices.
So I live in Japan and recently I have been seeing this young woman who is actually an anime fan. But the thing is I'm not really much of one.
What can I expect from her down the line if I intend to have a relationship with her? She looks nothing like a fan though. She's 23 an she tells me she has never been with a man, and she is kinda socially awkward and shy.
>>17349638
Don't racemix
She'll probably ask you to start making out with other guys in front of her at some point, OP
>>17349638
She'll probably want to show you her anime at one point, which you should be open to.
Sup /adv/.
I'm 34 years old. My salary is that if I cut out breakfast and spend 4$ on lunch and dinner and don't use soap I'd probably be able to save $145 every month payment of bills included.
How fucked am I in the long term?
>>17349635
You're fine if living check to check and never having money for a new car, house or medical treatment is okay with you.
Otherwise, get a second job, a new job or work some overtime. Or rob a liquor store.
>>17349636
What about being a drug mule? I heard some people make around $20k per delivery.
Not a bad idea. How many condoms of cocaine can you fit in your ass OP?
Another option, is of course, giving head for a nickel behind 7/11. I think your mom gave me change for that quarter last night, should at least have a dime around here somewhere.
Almost every time I'm in public with my mother and she's with friends , or mine, she'll make little jokes about me about how dumb I am.
If I struggle to do something she'll laugh to someone that "I'm not very bright" or that "I was never the smart one" or that I was "born blond". I get very defensive over this probably because I lack any self esteem to begin with, and the second I do bite back at her she gets really angry and yells at me that she was joking or fucking with me and that I should take a joke.
Is...
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>>17349618
Shut up, and quit being dumb
>>17349620
Fuck you, you fucking faggot.
>>17349618
It's not ok. If it was a once in a while thing maybe it'd be something you could laugh along with and shrug off. But if it's constant, she knows it bothers/hurts you and she is doing it still then this is something that needs to stop. There is joking and then there is putting down someone's self esteem even more and emotionally abusing them. Tell the cunt to fuck off.
Why do heartbreaks hurt so fucking much? How can I both want her back and be disgusted by what she did at the same time?
oxytocin withdrawal
when you bond with someone you secrete oxytocin. its a hormone that bonds people together. pack survival "love hormone"
its addictive and you can withdrawal from it. itll pass once youre not a fucking love junkie
>>17349603
>Why do heartbreaks hurt so fucking much?
Because you are mourning for something that died. It's a relationship rather than a person, but this doesn't actually make much of a difference. I am sorry for your loss.
>How can I both want her back and be disgusted by what she did at the same time?
It is natural to cling, in the early days. Let it pass, and it will. If tou don't mind my asking, what did she do?
>>17349609
And how do I make more of that?
>>17349610
Thank you for your kind words.
It's a bit of a long story. A couple of years ago, I grew a bit distant due to work-related stress. Instead of communicating, she started flirting with this online friend. I found out, we had a talk and she begged me to give her another chance, promising she'd fix everything. Naturally, I was hurt. I felt betrayed and showed it to her every given opportunity.
In...
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So there is a girl that does the same major like me.We know each about for about 2 years but for the last 1 year,we had more courses together and started talking much more (mostly in the uni).I do have feelings for her but I am not sure if she does the same for me.
Like I said,we have lots of courses together,most the time we sit together and she even keeps waiting for me if I do have any questions to the docent after the lecture.She also keeps going with me anywhere else and she also told me about some emotional things of her life.She also talked with me about her preferences,what...
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Start asking her out places and go from there
You'll start to see if she's interested or not by going out and spending time with her
Ex. if she's on her phone the whole time or talking to you the entire time
>>17349665
The thing is,when we talk alone she does not spend the whole time on the phone checking her messages (she only does that mostly during the lectures).We sometimes had talks for about one hour and she didn't even care to look at the time and she missed the train.But I am not sure if she is simply nice to me as a friend or if she is genuinely interested in me
If she puts enough attention to forget things that she was gona do, then she has actually interest in you.
Help plz
>>17349569
Can you go through a window?
And damn, dude went from sipping his water to dead in 9s flat.
>>17349579
No or I wouldve tried that already. I left the door too quickly without thinking and I'm right outside my door atm.
Call a locksmith.
Hey /adv/, how do I kill a major infestation of fleas as fast and as cheap as possible?
I lost a cat that I've had for more than half of my life to fleas last week, so the war is officially on. I'm going to be the Hitler of fleas if that's what it takes. I'm waking up with literal hundreds of them on my body and even more in my hair. They have infested every crevice of my house, upstairs and downstairs. I now have three cats who have been treated with Frontline, but due to the sheer number of fleas I don't think it's going to be effective....
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>tfw was dirt poor as a kid, had a cat-lady mom
>huge flea infestation
>would wake up with hundreds of bites all over me
>would spend hours trying to kill them to no avail, more would always come
>beg mom to do something, she doesn't for six months
>finally buys a flea bomb
>everything in my bedroom smelled like poison for years, literally years, because...
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Our flea problem wasn't nearly as bad as yours, but the topical treatments like Frontline seems to not help us at all. We switched to Comfortis, which required a prescription from our vet. But it has worked like magic.
Furthermore, you need to vacuum. A lot. Twice a day. Empty it as well. Wash all your clothes, all your bedding, rugs, anything that can be washed, on high heat, once or twice per week - if not more. Use the DE, put it EVERYWHERE. Even put it on your cats, cover them in it. It won't hurt them if they lick it off, it's actually good for fighting...
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>>17349826
sure let me just kill my roommate while im at it and why not myself
that ought to solve the problem right
>>17349852
We've used other brands like Pet Armor and Sergeant and they never seemed to work, so if Frontline doesn't work I might just have to visit a vet and get a script. I know vets charge you out the ass but if its going to help my cats and me, I'll do whatever it takes.
I end up vacuuming once a day as soon as I wake up,...
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Hey /adv/
I think I got fired from my minimum wage job. What do? Will this affect my resume?? Currently attending university
Why did you get fired
>>17349555
Just don't include it in your resume. There's no national hotline or portfolio that keeps track of an individual's job history. Just your thread alone shows you're not ready for responsibility due to your lack of common sense.
>>17349555
>I think I got fired from my minimum wage job.
What makes you think that?
