>>17348543
i would definitely just tell her you didn't realise she had a bf and apologise

>>17348553
Are you a guy or a girl

>>17348553
idk about this, this is risky, how bad was it? Like, I think maybe apologize for acting "weird" but honestly there's not much you can do, other than just wait it out. You should maybe apologize in some aspect, that way your relationship with her isn't fucked, apologize if you made it weird or something and then you don't want it to be like that, idk man, good luck anon

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Shame you can't smell his dick over the internet, eh?

>>17348541
This is not advice

>>17348566
I know, it's shitposting. I'm introducing you to /adv/, since this is actually a place to shitpost, not get advice. I can almost guarantee you that you will get nothing of value out of this thread.

But you're welcome for bumping your moribund thread.

He's a child.
Really you should've taken that $400 and bought your own beater.

Nice "friend" you got there.

Tell him and show him the expenses you paid for for the truck and that you earned just as much a right to use it as he does (Since the truck is still technically his)

>>17348466
Simple, head on down to the court house, and sue him for the money you spent on repairs.

If he said you can use it if you did all of those things, and is now refusing to let you use it, then take him to small claims and get your money back so you can get yourself a beater.

yes contact your local poison control center

also why

If I had to put a number on it I'd say I have at most five solid rat turds in my system

>>17348456
you need to get your stomach pumped immediately. assuming you haven't died already.
srsly though, get to a hospital

>>17348455
Cut your hair bald,
go to Nepal,
Be a monk.

Now to think of it, Buddhism is like the ancient psychology doctor.

that is actually a nice idea, but i just want to become a better person here where i am
i have 7 failed assignatures and i want to be able to face that challenge without fear
i want to become an achieving student and a man of effort

So you have been diagnosed with autism but your life will continue on same as before. It's probably difficult for you to shake it off right now but the best thing you can do is a lot of introspection on what you can do to improve the quality of life. If you dont know where to start then id suggest taking a step back and analyze how severe your symptoms are and work on what you feel the most comfortable with, one step at a time. You've got your whole life to work on these things so take each day as an opportunity to improve. Autists are generally more intelligent than your average person so don't think you don't have the power to change, improve, and function like a "normal" person. As for feeling lost and alone, im sure everyone feels that way but reaching out to people really helps. It's a difficult path that's going to take more willpower than anything to bring the change you want. If you aren't exercising/lifting regularly then you MUST start, if not for your overall health then for the perceptual changes that come with it. Having healthy amounts of hormones is essential to getting rid of anxiety, depression, etc. Plus you get gains and that helps with the females and their attention will help self loathing.

Idk where I am taking this cause though I havent been diagnosed with autism, I always felt like the shoe fits with my habits and tendencies. The advice i have given was my approach and I have noticed major shifts in perception and progress over two years after a two year depression period of isolation.
Im not going to go in depth with social skill development because there are just too many possibilities and outcomes but I hope this helps out.

>>17348450
no, it doesn't.
Can someone post the screenshot of that guy from r9k that paid a prostitute to fuck him in the ass?

>Nopes
This is correct

>Yeps
In that case I lost my virginity when I was 5.

>>17348450
no but you are on the right track. Penis in vagina is what you are shooting for

>>17348401
People don't go into coma while going to sleep, do they?
else we won't call sleep sleep.
we will call them mini coma

Wait it out, or just keep trying to wake him up

>>17348409

I'll take your word for it.

Guh, you need to specify what's problematic for you.

If you really look like a retard - control your body language. Never stare, never leave your mouth open. Stand like a man, don't change balance between your legs. Never look down, don't move too fast.

>>17348384
25 and never held hands with a girl here.
You need to step it up before you reach my age.
Or you will start thinking everything doesn't matter anymore, then you won't be bothered to try hard.

remember, social skills are mimic.
Copy what others do, and eventually you will get it.

>>17348420
I've hit the point where I'm tired of this shit. I hate seeing all the people I grew up with living healthy normal lives while I just sit at home browsing 4chan and hating myself. Even vidya had lost its appeal.

>>17348358
Same, anon. I think we've all had that moment.

That's a natural first response to this kinda thing, especially if you are not used to it for years

Same thing happened to me when a girl started to rub her tits all over me and desperately tried to get into my pants, for the first time at like 23 when I finally got my shit together.

>>17348358
anybody see the thread yesterday on b? OP upset after seeing fb post about what his gf did at a party the night before playing truth or dare as he was at home. She licked a guys asshole on a dare

just leave her, life's too short

>she also trying to imply she cheated on me in a group chat
Do you know what 4-letter word I'm thinking of, OP?

>>17348357
This is your one and only golden ticket to leave hell.
Get on board the leaving train now!
CHOO CHOO!

Does she know she's your girlfriend?

You don't get motivated, you get disciplined.

Motivation is fickle and fleeting. You will not always be motivated. Even when you are, how long can you maintain that big upswing of motivation?

Disciplining yourself will help much more in the long run. Pick one thing, anything, that you want to work on. Work on that thing for some amount of time/quantitative measurement of work each day.
Getting things done is about being able to push through a lack of motivation and do them anyway even if you don't feel like you can.

Get OCD about organizing your life. GTD is great.

Classic symptoms of depression an anxiety. See your primary care doctor and try out anti depressents and anti anxiety medications until 1 works. See a therapist, talk about this shit.

Literally what I did: gave myself a set schedule. I am in bed by 2 am every night, wake up no later than 930 am. I have to be at work by 1pm, so until then I have free time. The catch with the free time is I must do 1 hr of chores. It can be anything: weeding the garden, folding clothes, putting away dishes, cleaning the bathroom, ect ect. This 1 hr can happen any time before I work. Sometimes...
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>>17348325
>Then tell me instead how to eliminate my superego.

Consciously put yourself in situations you know will provoke shame. Observe your reactions, follow them back, connect them to historical events in your life to gain a better understanding of what makes you feel shame and then lean into discomfort. Do the things that scare you, analyze why they scare you, and take away the power of anxiety by challenging it.

What r u thinking about buying? Show me

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>>17348340
Really into space. Not trying to be cool but I think I have an overdeveloped superego probably because I was raised by my heavily Russian-cultured mom in Louisiana. Never really fit in with American culture so I generated a strange fixation with going to/living in space.
I just want to be happy with what I wear but I feel like everyone always watches.

Stretch in the mornings, take an asprin.

>>17348321
Can do. Am I overusing them? I have to pick things off the ground pretty constantly

>>17348315
Sore how?

I work retail too and for a while I was sore like... behind my left knee on the left side, if that makes sense. Hamstring tendonitis, I think. Takes a while to heal but I got over it after a while, even though I didn't follow the medical advice of rest and ice for x amount of weeks or whatever.

>>17348308
1. Do not pick up the habit of smoking cigarettes.
2. Always always use a condom. Never trust her when she says "it's fine". You will, sooner or later, wind up with a child and/or a std.
3. Don't let a girl come between you and a good friend.
4. Don't let money come between you and a good friend. This means don't lend money to friends.

Can't think of anything concise to say, so... bump.

>>17348308
>Go with your gut, if you feel something is up in the relationship talk about it or get out. It'll save you so much bullshit.
>You can say no and get out of relationships, don't feel the woman always needs to end it.
>Stop being such a baby

Feel free to share any of your financial problems in this thread as well.

Are you actively looking for a better paying job?

>>17348693
Yes, I've been refreshing Craigslist pages and looking around the area, but it's hard find anything more than just marginally better. Any time I find something even remotely promising, I end up not meeting the requirements in some form or another.