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How hard is it to get into Western Washington University? I did the minimum requirements in school and have been graduated for 2 years.
It's not Harvard, heck it's not even UW.
Just call the admissions office and ask.
>>17349012
The admission application has three questions.
1. Are you from Washington?
2. Have you the money?
3. Are you breathing?
Any 2 out of 3 gets you in.
If someone comes up to you and feels your torso, butt or arm in a sexual/flirtatious, are you allowed to beat them? Especially if it is a girl who does it.
>>17348994
Not in a civilized country, psycho.
I'm in the US, I am concerned with the laws. Even if I do not feel in danger, but just really annoyed that a stranger is feeling me sexually. I know in Germany a woman can have a man arrested for touching her.
Try a half-serious shove.
Best friend broke up mutual friend's relationship by hitting on his girlfriend and taking her away from him constantly, leading her to fall for him.
She eventually broke up with her boyfriend at which point my best friend started sleeping with her and saying he loves her but then in public admits he'd be happier if she wasn't around and she's ruined his friendship.
In other words, friend is colossal douche and it took me until yesterday where he tried strangling her while drunk to consider him no better than scum.
Unfortunately, she's a friend too because I've known her as long as he has and she acknowledges the relationship is toxic and terrible but she keeps saying she can't change her feelings.
It's gotten so bad she asked everyone at the party to not tell him about his attempted strangling because she wants to try and make it work, he woke up hungover and has no recollection of it and she stayed at his house and cleaned everything and is just the obedient slave.
I don't want to just pack my shit up and leave them in a shit show, any advice from people who've been in similar situations?
>>17348976
Nigger learn to fucking type.
>>17348976
Your "friend" and "his" girlfriend are both scum. Worthless no good for nothings by the sound of it. Why wouldn't you just pack up and leave? A stolen girl and the scumbag who stole her from his "friend" aren't very good company, especially when that scumbag does a 180 and starts shit talking and abusing the slut.
How fucking nuts do you have to be to want to stick around?
Drop both because they are trash, unless you are trash yourself as well.
Can a relationship between a guy who loves to party and drink and a girl who doesn't drink work out?
No, sorry.
Yep. trust. next.
>>17348966
Nope, she'll always think you go out and fuck sluts behind her back, causing her to go out and cheat on you out of revenge
My girl has been really short with me through text the last week or so. It all started when she asked about my parents and I told her they didn't seem to have a high opinion of her (they haven't met yet). In person she's normal, but over text she doesn't seem like she even wants to talk, with a bunch of two word texts punctuated with lol.
She doesn't really joke much and she barely responds to compliments with more than a "thank you". It wasn't always like this. She'd be really funny and flirty before this. I don't really wanna ask her like a needy bitch so any idea why this may be? We talked about my parents in person and she isn't too interested in trying to impress them.
why do they not have a high opinion of her?
>>17348961
They had found out I had sex with her before they even knew we were dating (we had dated before though) so they think she's a slut who jumped on my dick the moment she met me. It's more my mom, but apparently she didn't see me as the type to hook up. Little does she know I am.
Side note because it may be relevant: we haven't been dating long this stint, only two weeks, two months including the first time around. If it's confusing why they think she's a slut, you're absolutely right.
>>17348971
Your mother's a fucking retard if she looks down on her for this, but not you.
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Any advice on how I can get my naïve and innocent GF to let me lick her butt?
We haven't had sex yet, but we've been going out for a while and getting to that part of our relationship, and butts are literally my favorite part of a woman (aside from their faces).
Give her orgasms first. Then make your demands known.
>>17348943
Not a bad suggestion, but as I said, she's very naïve. Even if I please her to that extent, she could still just be disgusted by the thought of someone licking her butt.
>>17348953
Butt, or butthole?
I'm back in my hometown for the summer from college. My dad starts throwing a fit because the internet went out, blames it on me because I'm the computer guy in the house and it was fine until I showed up. Restart router, internet magically works, but he's till yelling at me for it. I was so frustrated that I told him accusing and treating me like that really pissed me off. Was too emotional to realize I just fed the fire. He tells me to stop bitching, which makes me angrier. Mom comes over "what's going on its 1am". Dad says "Tim screwed up the internet," at that point I just yell fuck you for the first time ever. He says next time I say that he'll knock my teeth. Now I'm in my room crying over the whole thing. Last time something like this happened was two years ago, ending with us actually hitting each other which felt horrible. I don't even know what to think right now, I'm 21 dealing with something that happens when you're 14. This is the second day since I left.
>inb4 shit grammer, I'm aware
>>17348928
Get out of there.
>>17348949
In what context, and why?
>>17348928
A) Who the fuck is Tim, anon?
B) If anyone knocks in your teeth you knock in their fucking skull - my dad broke my thumb when I was 17 and I hit him so hard in front of a crowd of people that he'd never dare touch me again. He's bigger than me, but fuck it. Don't let someone do that.
C) Tell him you didn't break the fucking internet and he doesn't understand how it works. Explain it, if you want.
Also, stop crying. You're a big boy. You can be shot in war, you can even buy your own beer. Stand up for yourself. Wipe off your tears, even though you don't want to. You have a backbone, I promise.
Hello guys I have a question about switching jobs.
A little backstory:
>5 years ago being me a depressed autist
>get into autismbux because of autism and depression
>now 5 years later im 'fit' to work again
>have a job driving trucks, but am not really happy about it
>the hours suck and I have these bosses and colegues who annoy the fuck out of me
>its starting to eat me and i dread to it more and more
>thinking if I should go back to old job I had 5 years ago where I was happy but quit back then because of depression
>they need a referal if they wanna invite me to an interview
how the fuck am I going to do it without my current job knowing I dont like it there and I wanna go and how the fuck do I make sure my old job takes me back?
>>17348898
i mean it took a whole lot of trouble getting my current trucking job because of my history. Its understandable companies arent excited about me with my backstory. However I was good at my old job. Now I drive trucks, I used to drive smaller vehicles and I was more happy there so I wanna go back.
But yeah if they wanna invite me to an interview they are gonna know about my backstory (having autismbux and not working for 5 years) and my current job is gonna know i dont like them and im planning on switching
how do I fix this without ruining everything?
bump
thanks alot guys I really appreciate it
Anyone?
Need advice.
My ex and i lost our virginities to each other about 6 months ago and broke up shortly after. She went and talked shit about how bad i was to her friends and it got back to me. I've had casual sex with girls since then and she hasn't been with anyone since me. How should i go about bringing up a casual encounter with her? (not so much because i care that she talked shit, just because i want to fuck again.)
I wrote a text to her but haven't sent it, any help is appreciated.
>you talked a lot of shit about me when i lost my virginity but now that i actually know what I’m doing i feel like i should get a chance to prove you wrong.
>pic semi-related: its a girl i fucked last week
Your approach may work, but I think your chances of success are better if you don't imply that you care about proving anything to her.
Why would she want to fuck you, even casually?
>>17348893
>fucking niggers
Not even once
I'm dating this new guy and things are going great. However, I requested I go to play a game with one of my old friends for about 4 years now (which means a lot, because I don't have many friends) and he seems to be worried about it. Even though he has my Skype password, he still believes I am going to cuck him, which is not the case.
Background info on my friend, yes at one time him and I had a crush on each other. It was for awhile, but we managed to realize a relationship wouldn't work out for us because of many factors, but decided to stick around because we're practically best friends.
This wasn't even a full-on relationship - just a "you're cute and wow you're so great, but I don't think we'd work" type of situation.
I love this guy I'm dating, and I'm not interested in my friend. Why should I feel bad about playing a game with my friend?
>I had a crush on this guy at one time
>And now I want to go talk to him and make my current partner not feel bad about it
GEE IT SURE IS A MISTERY.
>>17348908
>feel bad
Sure is a childish thing when they can easily login into my account and see how harmless the messages are. And considering the fact the crush was years ago and the guy has a gf now.
>>17348938
introduce your new guy to your "friend" first that will show respect for the relationship instead of immediately trying to make your new guy the bad guy in order to be with your old guy
I hate to sound like an edgy high schooler but life really doesn't feel like there's much in store outside of work, sleep, buy shit to cheer you up, repeat. I cling to the hope that maybe later something life changing will happen to me but I'm getting to the point where I'm just bummed out all the time so it doesn't seem worth it and the urge to end it is sounding more efficient than sitting through it
Does anyone else feel like this?
Why do you think we entertain ourselves?
There really is nothing else. Even meeting new people gets boring after a while. Every problem that everyone has repeats itself in different times ad infinitum.
I'm seriously considering suicide later this year. But I'll stick by and try to help people I guess until then
That's why I joined the Army.
you sound pretty depressed. Nothing is fun like it used to be, and life is pointless. that's how i feel a lot of the time because i have depression myself, but i know it's not supposed to be like that. don't kill yourself, try to get rid of your depression and it will change your viewpoint to a more positive view about life
How do you make yourself smarter? I'm pretty sure I'm actually retarded because of how often I fuck up everything. I can't keep track of any assignments for college, I can't make myself have any motivation to actually do them if I don't actually forget about them.
Every single day I go to work I feel like killing myself because I know there's going to be something I missed or something I should have done, and its going to bite me in the ass because it fucks over somebody else. Just today I had the assistant manager tell me everyone thinks I'm terrible and I almost started breaking down in the back room, along with the actual manager saying "as long as you get your way then fuck everyone else?" because I wasn't putting barcodes I scanned in the shipments I send out, just the packing list.
I'm just fucking stupid and I don't know what to do about it, failing is the norm for me.
There's always manual labor. Time to move some fucking bricks, m8
>>17348831
2 Steps
1.Be more confident about your actions. JUST DO IT
2. Play NBACK
What do you mean by smarter? Like book smart? Or "street" smart? People smart?
There a ton of ways people are intelligent and the maybe you're trying to be smarter isn't working because it's not what you're actually smart at.
I'm horrible with numbers, complete dumbass to a billion things, but I'm great at a few specific things and the more I focus on those things (I usually enjoy them already) I realize there are a lot ways that I am smarter at it than anyone else.
Its one of the best ways to find your path in life, to discover what you're good at and keep getting better at it.
As long as its legal. And even in those cases there are some examples which support my thoughts. I mean, look at Pablo Escobar. I'm sure the classmates who called him a dumbass regretted that.
How to fuck a girl? Best techniques?
>>17348826
With your penis usually.
>>17348833
But i wanna be the very best
The ol' durty sanchez.
>Meet girl last Wednesday
>Invites me out to some group thing on Saturday
>Hang out alone for about 3 hours
She seemed happy and kept telling me how she had fun - fast forward to now
>Haven't really talked to her
>Planning on asking her out for Saturday night
>Not sure what day I should do it
>Don't want to be too much of an eager beaver
>Don't want to wait too long so she already has plans
Is Wednesday or Tuesday better?
Bonus Question:
>Would prefer to ask her out over the phone instead of through text
>Gal doesn't get good reception on her phone
Should I call and just leave a message asking her to call me back? Is it bad to text after calling to just say 'Hey I know you don't get good reception but call me back'
Thanks friends
>Overthinking: The Thread
>>17348708
Even bad advice is better than a worthless snarky reply
>>17348706
Just ask her out. Seems like your overthinking it. Just relax and [spoiler] Do It[/spoiler]
Okay I was never going to post this but damn I'm curious as hell. Is it normal to get anxious as a fucking cock sucker on molly sometimes? Sometimes when I do it I think some weird as fuck thoughts?
The last time I went on a binge doing it I kept thinking the weirdest religious shit. I kept thinking that my music was devil music and leading me down a bad path and inviting demons into my life. I kept thinking about the girl I like and kept thinking damn I gotta drag this bitch to church and quit everything. I had a traumatic event happen in my last relationship (she told me she was raped) and I kept thinking it was because I invited demons into my life. As soon as I started having these thoughts my friend was starting a fire and I just kept staring into the flames and having a mini panic attack about all this shit.
Am I crazy? What the fuck is this?
Lol no you're just high as fuck when you take molly. I used to roll and trip a lot and after being done with that scene for a few years I am almost back to normal most of the time. You're fine dude just be careful.
Sometimes the drug isn't pure.
>>17348696
drug binges have always made me want to quit doing drugs, better my life and seek enlightenment.
