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How hard is it to get into Western Washington University? I did the minimum requirements in school and have been graduated for 2 years.
It's not Harvard, heck it's not even UW.
Just call the admissions office and ask.
>>17349012
The admission application has three questions.
1. Are you from Washington?
2. Have you the money?
3. Are you breathing?
Any 2 out of 3 gets you in.
If someone comes up to you and feels your torso, butt or arm in a sexual/flirtatious, are you allowed to beat them? Especially if it is a girl who does it.
>>17348994
Not in a civilized country, psycho.
I'm in the US, I am concerned with the laws. Even if I do not feel in danger, but just really annoyed that a stranger is feeling me sexually. I know in Germany a woman can have a man arrested for touching her.
Try a half-serious shove.
Best friend broke up mutual friend's relationship by hitting on his girlfriend and taking her away from him constantly, leading her to fall for him.
She eventually broke up with her boyfriend at which point my best friend started sleeping with her and saying he loves her but then in public admits he'd be happier if she wasn't around and she's ruined his friendship.
In other words, friend is colossal douche and it took me until yesterday where he tried strangling her while drunk to consider him no better than scum.
Unfortunately, she's...
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>>17348976
Nigger learn to fucking type.
>>17348976
Your "friend" and "his" girlfriend are both scum. Worthless no good for nothings by the sound of it. Why wouldn't you just pack up and leave? A stolen girl and the scumbag who stole her from his "friend" aren't very good company, especially when that scumbag does a 180 and starts shit talking and abusing the slut.
How fucking nuts do you have to be to want to stick around?
Drop both because they are trash, unless you are trash yourself as well.
Can a relationship between a guy who loves to party and drink and a girl who doesn't drink work out?
No, sorry.
Yep. trust. next.
>>17348966
Nope, she'll always think you go out and fuck sluts behind her back, causing her to go out and cheat on you out of revenge
My girl has been really short with me through text the last week or so. It all started when she asked about my parents and I told her they didn't seem to have a high opinion of her (they haven't met yet). In person she's normal, but over text she doesn't seem like she even wants to talk, with a bunch of two word texts punctuated with lol.
She doesn't really joke much and she barely responds to compliments with more than a "thank you". It wasn't always like this. She'd be really funny and flirty before this. I don't really...
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why do they not have a high opinion of her?
>>17348961
They had found out I had sex with her before they even knew we were dating (we had dated before though) so they think she's a slut who jumped on my dick the moment she met me. It's more my mom, but apparently she didn't see me as the type to hook up. Little does she know I am.
Side note because it may be relevant: we haven't been dating long this stint, only two weeks, two months including the first time around. If it's confusing why they think she's a slut, you're absolutely right.
>>17348971
Your mother's a fucking retard if she looks down on her for this, but not you.
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Any advice on how I can get my naïve and innocent GF to let me lick her butt?
We haven't had sex yet, but we've been going out for a while and getting to that part of our relationship, and butts are literally my favorite part of a woman (aside from their faces).
Give her orgasms first. Then make your demands known.
>>17348943
Not a bad suggestion, but as I said, she's very naïve. Even if I please her to that extent, she could still just be disgusted by the thought of someone licking her butt.
>>17348953
Butt, or butthole?
I'm back in my hometown for the summer from college. My dad starts throwing a fit because the internet went out, blames it on me because I'm the computer guy in the house and it was fine until I showed up. Restart router, internet magically works, but he's till yelling at me for it. I was so frustrated that I told him accusing and treating me like that really pissed me off. Was too emotional to realize I just fed the fire. He tells me to stop bitching, which makes me angrier. Mom comes over "what's going on its 1am". Dad says "Tim screwed up...
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>>17348928
Get out of there.
>>17348949
In what context, and why?
>>17348928
A) Who the fuck is Tim, anon?
B) If anyone knocks in your teeth you knock in their fucking skull - my dad broke my thumb when I was 17 and I hit him so hard in front of a crowd of people that he'd never dare touch me again. He's bigger than me, but fuck it. Don't let someone do that.
C) Tell him you didn't break the fucking internet and he doesn't understand how it works. Explain it, if you want.
Also, stop crying. You're a big boy. You can be shot in war, you can even...
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Hello guys I have a question about switching jobs.
A little backstory:
>5 years ago being me a depressed autist
>get into autismbux because of autism and depression
>now 5 years later im 'fit' to work again
>have a job driving trucks, but am not really happy about it
>the hours suck and I have these bosses and colegues who annoy the fuck out of me
>its starting to eat me...
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>>17348898
i mean it took a whole lot of trouble getting my current trucking job because of my history. Its understandable companies arent excited about me with my backstory. However I was good at my old job. Now I drive trucks, I used to drive smaller vehicles and I was more happy there so I wanna go back.
But yeah if they wanna invite me to an interview they are gonna know about my backstory (having autismbux and not working for 5 years) and my current job is gonna know i dont like them and im planning on switching
how...
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bump
thanks alot guys I really appreciate it
Anyone?
Need advice.
My ex and i lost our virginities to each other about 6 months ago and broke up shortly after. She went and talked shit about how bad i was to her friends and it got back to me. I've had casual sex with girls since then and she hasn't been with anyone since me. How should i go about bringing up a casual encounter with her? (not so much because i care that she talked shit, just because i want to fuck again.)
I wrote a text to her but haven't sent it, any help is appreciated.
>you talked a lot of shit about...
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Your approach may work, but I think your chances of success are better if you don't imply that you care about proving anything to her.
Why would she want to fuck you, even casually?
>>17348893
>fucking niggers
Not even once
I'm dating this new guy and things are going great. However, I requested I go to play a game with one of my old friends for about 4 years now (which means a lot, because I don't have many friends) and he seems to be worried about it. Even though he has my Skype password, he still believes I am going to cuck him, which is not the case.
Background info on my friend, yes at one time him and I had a crush on each other. It was for awhile, but we managed to realize a relationship wouldn't work out for us because of many factors, but decided to stick around because...
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>I had a crush on this guy at one time
>And now I want to go talk to him and make my current partner not feel bad about it
GEE IT SURE IS A MISTERY.
>>17348908
>feel bad
Sure is a childish thing when they can easily login into my account and see how harmless the messages are. And considering the fact the crush was years ago and the guy has a gf now.
>>17348938
introduce your new guy to your "friend" first that will show respect for the relationship instead of immediately trying to make your new guy the bad guy in order to be with your old guy
I hate to sound like an edgy high schooler but life really doesn't feel like there's much in store outside of work, sleep, buy shit to cheer you up, repeat. I cling to the hope that maybe later something life changing will happen to me but I'm getting to the point where I'm just bummed out all the time so it doesn't seem worth it and the urge to end it is sounding more efficient than sitting through it
Does anyone else feel like this?
Why do you think we entertain ourselves?
There really is nothing else. Even meeting new people gets boring after a while. Every problem that everyone has repeats itself in different times ad infinitum.
I'm seriously considering suicide later this year. But I'll stick by and try to help people I guess until then
That's why I joined the Army.
you sound pretty depressed. Nothing is fun like it used to be, and life is pointless. that's how i feel a lot of the time because i have depression myself, but i know it's not supposed to be like that. don't kill yourself, try to get rid of your depression and it will change your viewpoint to a more positive view about life
How do you make yourself smarter? I'm pretty sure I'm actually retarded because of how often I fuck up everything. I can't keep track of any assignments for college, I can't make myself have any motivation to actually do them if I don't actually forget about them.
Every single day I go to work I feel like killing myself because I know there's going to be something I missed or something I should have done, and its going to bite me in the ass because it fucks over somebody else. Just today I had the assistant manager tell me everyone thinks...
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There's always manual labor. Time to move some fucking bricks, m8
>>17348831
2 Steps
1.Be more confident about your actions. JUST DO IT
2. Play NBACK
What do you mean by smarter? Like book smart? Or "street" smart? People smart?
There a ton of ways people are intelligent and the maybe you're trying to be smarter isn't working because it's not what you're actually smart at.
I'm horrible with numbers, complete dumbass to a billion things, but I'm great at a few specific things and the more I focus on those things (I usually enjoy them already) I realize there are a lot ways that I am smarter at it than anyone else.
Its one of the best ways to find your path in life,...
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How to fuck a girl? Best techniques?
>>17348826
With your penis usually.
>>17348833
But i wanna be the very best
The ol' durty sanchez.
