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Am not sure what to do anymore.
illuminatis have tried killing me over 200 times, I even sometimes was not aware of them trying to kill me.
Am prince from U.A.E, where since I was young I was under a threat of assassinations.
List goes:
1. In 1st grade I was given -vaccaine- which was supposed to be poison but gave me long term memory loss.
2. In 5th grade the bus driver and 11th grader they sent tried to kick me from moving bus at 40mph.
3. In 5th grade they sent a guy to ride my bus so that he kick me to the door area so that the bus driver switch the door to crush me "upgraded motor 1200w power".
4. In 12th grade I used to drive late at night down a mountain road, they tried to use C4 to blow the mountain to collapse on me.
5. In 12th grade they tried killing my family by using C4 to blast the mountain which will collapse on their car.
6. When I turned 18 I went to get my driving licence, Police told me to go to nearby town as local town printer is -not working-.. on the way I was surprised by no exit road (road blocks on each side) and strange 0 traction road surface, can't brake, can't use engine power to stop, then 5ft speed hump that would launch my car into a truck stopped on the right hand side lane with rods facing me.. it was hell.
7. On highway returning from Global Village late at night, road is empty, no lights, a friend "secret spy Mossad sent" trying to attract my attention into my car console as -cool- but I ignored him, saw a piece of metal that looks like F with extra dash, anchored to the road designed to go through the car and my body.. well placed.
8. In Australia they sent a guy to place fish line between 2 poles while exiting from my apartment on my motorbike.
9. In Australia, they sent a guy to inject me with HIV, HepC but I was lucky.
10. In Christmas Hills, I caught them 3 times hiding in corner with Kangaroo supposedly placed to be kicked into me while riding my motorbike.
And so many more... what to do? suicide bombing?
>>17192755
..what
>>17192757
damn Mossad trying to assassinate me so many times.. and my government does support them!
>>17192755
>illuminatis have tried killing me over 200 times
Well they're obviously not trying very hard then.
>date girl for 3 years
>talking about marriage stuff and the future
>she's hinting we should settle down
>past comes up
>find out she has a "wild past"
>immediately break up with her without really giving her a chance (mainly because theres nothing I could hear to change my mind)
Now shes literally spamming me all the time.
>I just want a proper conversation to try and work things out
There was only another month on the lease so I went ahead and paid that then moved in with a friend for now.
Do I owe her that conversation. I dont really want to have to because I know how likely I am to cave in front of her. Its been too long for me to pretend I dont care if I talk to her.
>>17192748
no you don't, she made her bed now she will sleep in it.
>>17192752
This is kinda how I feel. But I also feel like after 3 years you should at least have a proper closure.
I dont know. Maybe tv is messing with my head.
>wild past
You mean you found out she had held hands once with a guy in the 2nd grade?
>met a girl at a job I used to work with
>we became friends fast
>starting texting and talking all the time
>let me meet her family
>took me to her church
>she bought me a bible
>told me she loves me
>said we would be BFFs forever
>asked if we could date
>she said "God says wait"
>K
>waiting for a few weeks
>things were going good
>get a call from her
>shes crying and very upset
>tells me "God said no"
>K
>try to be just friends
>didn't work out too well
>finally told her I can't be your friend and your baggage and not date you and that you are leading me on
>she admits she is
>gets upset
>blocks my number
>I tried to call her on my moms phone
>she ignored me
>tried to get in touch with her
>finally get a text saying if I don't stop she will get her dad involved
>leave her alone for a few days
>then she texts me
>"I need the summer to recover there is a healing process because you hurt me so I'll text you in a few months"
>wtf is going on anymore
>sit here thinking what am I doing with my life
What should I do /adv/? Everyone I talk to thinks shes crazy as fuck and that I got lucky we didn't date and that I dogdged a bullet.
What does she mean by she needs the summer to "be alone and heal"?
Thanks
Do yourself a favor and don't dwell on it. Who's knows why she needs to heal, betcha her god doesn't even know. Abandon ship. She sounds like a total nutcase.
>>17192735
drop her man she sounds INSANE
>>17192846
>>17192849
Thanks for the replies bros.
Seriously, thank you. She has had many problems with guys in her life.
My computer fan has all of a sudden intermittently started being much louder. It gets rather annoying and I was wondering what can cause this and is it a matter of concern?
Sometimes just smacking my computer makes it stop. What's going on and how do I fix it? Should I smack it harder?
It's overheating, make the room cooler or clean out the case and make sure no dust is in there.
>>17192729
Why does smacking it make it stop sometimes?
Most likely a bearing about to break, or oscillation in the rotor itself. Common with cheap rotary parts (especially fans). No problem right now, but it will most likely die eventually. I recommend replacing it, but it'll probably last a lot longer. Could be a year, could be a day.
What do you do when you feel lonely?
Im 28 years old and live on my own, never had a girlfriend because im ugly and i don't think i will be getting one soon.
My friends are only available like once every other week. During weekends, im usually on my own because my only real social life is at work.
>>17192696
I got a puppy to raise and take care of
>>17192696
I go out to parks or places where there are people doing things(fishing spots, tracks, cafes). Gotta just break the ice sometimes and find something to spark a conversation with people about.
Once you get good at that there is a world of opportunities right at your feet.
>>17192696
>never had a girlfriend because im ugly and i don't think i will be getting one soon
Never had a gf because lack of confidence.
Compartmentalise the problem. Find the things you don't like about yourself and improve them. It takes effort, it takes sweat, it takes tears and it takes time but it will pay off. I'm speaking from experience here.
Or you could keep lying there, thats easier. Only you can be the changes you want to see in yourself.
Hey, I am here for a few hours to give free advice!
I will post my story so I can kinda offer some basic advice targeted at everybody and clarify that you can succeed, even if you feel suicidal right now or are in a place where it feels like there is no way out.
>>17192692
I was born to an abusive household. My dad is a complete mess of mental disorders, bipolar with suicidal tendencies, very likely anti social personality disorder (psychopathy), Asperger's syndrome likely too. The best way to describe it is a little bit like american psycho if you swapped the murdering for manipulation of a similar level. His family is an extremely screwed up mess of feudal politics and similar disorders, but they stick together. One of my earliest memories is him punching my mum in the chest, her crying and pretending to 4 year old me she stepped on one of the spikes in the floor (they were setting the carpets). While he was (and is) not often violent (he much prefers psychological methods and spying), when he does the lights in his eyes go off. Completely blank while he fights. He has hit me before quite badly (I have photos of bruises on my face from him), although I was in a way kinda lucky since he was more of a bully to me. The way he did it was a lot more clandestine than what you see in the movies about that. He also took anti depressants and drank quite heavily, making him even more deranged and turned his skin a funny shade of yellow too, although he doesn't take the drugs any more. I often heard him drinking at 3am.
>>17192695
However, if that wasn't bad enough, my mum developed a terminal illness when I was about 10 (18 now). She isn't dead yet, and she can still function, but she is likely going to live 15-25 years less than she would of. My dad, being evil, took advantage, using his organs as a means of baiting her into staying with her. He also denied what happened a lot, cheated blatantly, and used me and my brother as a psychological weapon. His family backed him too, trying to split me and my brother from my mum, and countless other evil schemes. The net result was reducing my mum from an extremely successful business woman to a paranoid wreck. She (probably correctly) thinks that we are having our rooms bugged and internet traffic wiresharked (I don't give a **** if he reads it, if he does he knows I am onto him, not that it matters at this point). However, it is important to remember that she NEVER gave up, even when he beat her up and left massive ****ing bruises on her legs and groin at 2 am, crashed her car, and bullied me to the point of wanting to die, she kept me and my brother and herself going.
>>17192700
A bit about me. I was always a very quiet and withdrawn kid (until the last two years), but very good with numbers. Hence, they hit me with the autism stamp. I was thrown in with a group that you could roughly split down the middle. One half was very clearly not there, the other was a little bit odd, but not nuts. There was 7, 3 in the former 4 the latter counting me. I found out they tried to get a lot of my friends in there too but their parents refused, but my mum was so screwed up she just went along with it. It was demeaning, being told to identify faces and perform basic social skills. I hated myself and I still doubt my social skills, even though I am proven not autistic and I can generally read people. Turns out the only issues the others in the more normal groups had was 1 was gay and one other was deaf, whereas the other girl was similar to me. Naturally, the other kids picked on me because I was different, although I found a decent number of friends after a few years when they realised I wasn't just that. I still hated myself though because of being treated like something defective. After a rude awakening to my dad's insanity and the instability of home (basically when I think my childhood ended) I started to self-harm around 11. Luckily, it was a short phase and things got better for a bit at secondary school.
How do I stop myself from eating sweets?
I want to get fit. I want to look like a fucking pornstar. I started caring about my looks 2 years ago - all acne is gone (no scars) and I weight 85kg while being 6'7. My belly and chest look pretty good, but I'd like to have a sixpack.
And I can't fucking find any willpower to do that. I can't stand a day without eating a bar of chocolate and I can't force myself to exercise after work.
> 85kg while being 6'7
Are you fucking kidding me? You're skinny already, if you want to improve your looks go lift something, eating less sweets won't do much.
I have the same problem, except I drink lots of pop instead of sweets.
I know lots of people suggest working out before you go to work, but I'm not a morning person and waking up at 6am is bad enough.
Tl;dr I know that feel OP
>>17192619
how about AFTER work?
Any guys here regret losing their virginity to a hooker? Kinda feels like seeing your mom naked, except only you knew about it
I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 15. Felt kind of bad about it for a few months after that but then I realized it doesn't matter in any way and stopped caring.
>Kinda feels like seeing your mom naked, except only you knew about it
what
>>17192601
idk, just feels weird man. She was an old asain lady
I wish i did that, instead of feeling like crap for almost 10 years because i couldn't lose my virginity.
And in the end, i ended up losing it to some fat ass bitch who left me the next week.
What difference does it make?
Is a W-2 tax form an acceptable document for renewing one's license?
How about a passport?
Oh sorry, forgot you guys have never been outside your local farmer town.
yes a w-2 works
why don't you just google?
>>17192594
Google is hard :(
Should I do my compulsory military service? After turning 19 I'm now being wanted back to my country to do military service.
I've already got the option to not go since I've been living in another country for a lot of years.
But im considering it - I'm a NEET with a shit sleeping pattern who can't get myself out of bed in the morning. Will it fix my complete lack of discipline, and make a man out of me?
I'm looking for it to make me self-sufficient too.
>>17192527
>joining the military
top cuck
>>17192532
Cuck how? It's compulsory, so once its finished, I won't have to do anything of the sort
>>17192527
>back to my country
What's your country?
Long story short, but for the past year i been doing a lot of soul searching and dealt with depression issues. I decided to travel around the world. After going around a couple of places i ended up in Vietnam. I met this girl and i instantly fell for her. It was mutual and we became official after 1 month of dating(i took her virginity). This is considered extremely fast in Vietnam as how traditional the country is. Anyways we're very compatible and our personalities match perfectly. I didn't realize how much i loved her till i got on that plane and left for Korea. I started tearing up and this is rare for someone like me. We talked about me coming back in 2 months and i would take her back to Korea too start a business. She messaged me today saying we should break up. She says her parents wouldn't approve because we aren't married(Viet people marry very young unlike 1st world countries) and that she has to graduate school. She worries if i stop loving her what would become of her if she up and left Vietnam. I know these are all valid points but i know.. I FUCKING KNOW she's the one. I was actually thinking about starting a expat business out there without her knowledge. Now that she broke up with me which was about hmm good 8 hours ago? She messaged me telling me she loves me and that she just wants the best for me.
What do i do?
I really don't want to lose her.
try going back to vietnam i guess? If you two really love each other, then go to her. She misses you too
or live in vietnam for a while, get to know her folks. I know its easier said than done, but if you really think she's the one, then perhaps go to her and see what happens
>>17192523
I did tell her i was coming back in 2 months after i left. When she broke up with me she told me not to come back.
That's its pointless.
Tell her "I love you too, good luck."
and start no contact.
No messages, no calls, no social media likes. Disappear from her life.
After a few weeks, sometimes even a few days, she'll wonder why you disappeared and start to miss you.
SHE WANTS YOU AS A BACKUP PLAN.
Send the message *NOT LITERALLY* that you're awesome and you'll be fine without her. You do this by moving on. Even if you're hurting, don't show it. If you run into her, be friendly and positive. Show her that you can function just fine without her and she will feel her ego slowly start to fade, and there is a good chance she'll come crawling back.
The benefit of no contact is that if she doesn't come back, you're already prepared to move on.
Do long distance relationships work?
>>17192472
No.
You're welcome;
umm yes as well. The answer is they can. You just have to face facts that it will suck.
The truth is this, if a couple breaks up because of distance, it wasn't really the distance that broke them up.
/adv/ quality relationships - no.
actual good relationships - probably.
You wont hear the good stories as often as the bad ones. Especially since 4chan is full of retards who'll have been burnt.
Is it worth it to stay with a slightly crazy/clingy/dramatic girl if she's super fucking hot and very sexually compatible with me? I'm 18.
she will wreck your shit.
Please NO don't do it.
Clingy is so bad because you will end up trading your happiness for hers and she will manipulate you into feeling like you're the bad guy in most situations.
>>17192451
Most girls are pretty clingy/dramatic/crazy at that age.
If in a couple of years she grows up, stay with her. If she doesn't, dump her.
you see OP the dumping part isn't as straightforward as it sounds. Please listen when I say you can get trapped emotionally in relationships that hurt you, because these clingy girls will rely on you a lot, tell you they can't go on without you and you can't seperate yourself from them, because they make you feel responsible for their happiness and it hurts bad. You can't just walk away from a clingy girl. Clingy people are just people trying to start relationships to fill gaps when the most healthy thing to do is fill gaps before seeking relationships
Ok, so I'm in a bit of an interesting situation.
For the past three (or more) months, my group of friends thought it would be awesome to go on a camping/hiking trip in Canada. We would spend about 7 days doing hikes in the area before we head back. The group consisted of both experienced and noob hikers, the experienced would help out the newer hikers, obviously.
Time goes on, and in the past two weeks, all of our experienced hikers had to bail from the trip for personal reasons, but the rest of us still want to go. So, we met up and brainstormed for about 3 hours of how we would adjust this trip to meet our hiking/camping skills. In the end, we have a plan that would have us spend 5 days in Canada, with 3 days of easy hiking trails, the rest doing exploring in nearby cities. Then we would take a longer roadtrip on the way back, driving through many different states and spending the night in a national park campsite. Overall, it's 13 days in total, with 3 days to get to Canada, 5 days of camping/hiking, then 5 days of roadtripping back. In comparison to doing 2 days getting there, 7 days camping/hard hiking, 3 days getting back with some limited sightseeing.
Unfortunately, I'll be 20 years old when we go on the trip and my parents are worried about how there's no one experienced with hiking going on the trip. And while yes, I can't say that there's nothing to worry about...we as a group decided what would be best for US, and the campsites we'd be staying at would have running water/bathrooms/phones, etc. We would be taking really easy hikes (the longest one is about 9km or about 5 mi) and if one of us can't make the hike, we'd all turn around. We know our limitations, and can only prepare for the worst. I'm not really sure what can go wrong? We're hiking for three days, ten days of sightseeing or driving. With each of us switching driving at 3 hour intervals, I don't see how we could mess this up.
>>17192425
(cont)
The only precaution is having first aid at the ready for any insect bites, or if someone falls and scrapes themselves or worse. Then having good amounts of food at the ready, and while driving, making sure everyone is hydrated and awake (or at least the driver). We all have Camping experience, just not really hiking experience.
This is probably the one time that this trip could work out, but my parents are REALLY hesitant. I really want to go, but if it's just my young-adult mind saying "i'm invincible!" when in reality it's a dangerous trip, then let me know.
Is it dangerous? Yes. Is it too dangerous? Doubtful.
You do need to be MORE than prepared though, so look at making sure you always have a working form of communication to the nearest emergency service (if that means pooling together to buy a satellite phone or something, then do it.) Take more food and water than you need (as much as you can carry, ideally) and make sure you have some serious cold weather gear in case the worst happens and you get stranded for a night on a hike.
Honestly you should be fine, but being prepared is never a bad idea. All it takes is one of you taking a wrong step, breaking a leg, and the whole trip could turn nasty in an instant. Safeguarding against that is a very good idea.
Also, bone up on survival tips. And check hypothermia/exposure information, and for any potential wild animals (Canada was reasonably safe if memory serves, but just in case.)
I mean, it should be safe enough for any group of adults, but you never know. (Frankly you have a good plan but taking extra measures will A) make you safer and B) make your parents feel you are responible and will be safe.)
Where in Canada are you referring to? BC is different from Ontario., we have a lot of climates and topographies up here. Also if you're 20 remember it's legal for you to drink here so pack some brews.
Hey Femanons I need some honest advice , I have a normal sized penis about 6 and half inchs but it's got a decent bend in it downwards , I did some research and found out it can be from peyronies or the curve can be natural. After doing some digging around I found out the curve is natural but I'm a little concerned.
Femanons what's your thoughts on the issue ?
OP here The bend is about 30 degrees I'd say.
Calm your tits. Your dick is normal. Also are you underage B&?
>>17192344
in junior high somebody found out this mexican in our class had a curved dick and for the rest of his school years he was known as candy cane dick
