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i want to fuck a nigger. Should i?
>>17197917
there are so many more factors when deciding who to have sex with. Ignore race. do they have any stds? did you see the test results? are they worth the trouble?
>>17197921
>>17197917
Ew no. Niggers aren't even humans, it would be like banging a gorilla, stop.
So I had sex with these 2 hot bitches that I introduced to my 2 friends and now they seem to be extremely pissed off and upset but are denying it.
The look on their faces the other night almost indicated that they wanted to kill me, what is wrong with them?
They're obviously jelly.
>>17197932
but why...both of them were not that hot
>you're overthinking it
>they probably actually tried getting with them and you prevented that
>they're somehow connected with each other, cousins, sisters, friends, etc.
>your friends are peanut butter and jelly
>you're probably an obnoxious faggot and did something offensive that has nothing to do with any of this
Pick at least one
how do I even transition back into normal human society
>no friends (not even acquantances)
>no social media
>no job
>no experience
feels impossible, anyone else climb out of the hole?
22, think last year I improved a bit, got one girl's number, then we just stopped talking.
>>17197889
I'm like you except I have a professional career and coworkers which are acquaintances.
I can tell you that getting a job and/or aquaintances doesn't solve anything.
>>17197948
it gives you respect, that's a big difference.
I live with my parents.
>>17197889
Volunteer
Okay this sounds like a post made up by someone to get a weird thrill off the idea but I promise you its a genuine question.
So I was on holiday with my girlfriend of 6 years and her family and the downstairs shower was taken and there was only one shower remaining so my girlfriends sister got in the shower with her.
Now In fairness it's a big shower not a small one but I found it shocking that they were okay taking a shower together not wearing a costume or anything 0.o
I asked my girlfriend shocked why she got in the shower did she not tell her to...
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having no bathroom locks seems totally reasonable, but adult siblings showering together is incest
>>17197877
Hey, if they wanna get weird, you should too.
After all "it's not a big deal, and it's nothing you haven't seen before".
If your relationship is going crazy and your having doubts, might as well end it in style...
Out-weird the incest sisters.
So it's weird right? I mean I see where she's coming from as in nothing new to see and they probably got dressed ready for a night out before but a shower 0.o like that's too far 0.o
My GPA in a Computation Engineer degree is 3.35.
This is enough to be accepted as a PhD student?
For the top programs? No. But to be even accepted into the mediocre programs, you need to do well in many areas, like research and in specific core classes.
Perhaps, you can come out to work a few years and then decide to do a PhD? Having 5+ years experience in the field and doing well definitely says a lot more than 4 years in college.
Have you considered maybe doing a masters first then possibly the PhD?
>>17197852
I am aware of it. My initial plan was to take a master and then a PhD. But my professors say that I could take a master or a PhD, either of them with a scholarship.
phd is useless, get a master's
What makes Tinder work well for a guy?
I'm average looking and 29.
Oh and I don't care for anything other than sex, really.
learn to take good profile pictures and how to write better profile descriptions
>>17197782
Better is subjective. There's a certain type of thing that works well, clearly.
One suggestion is "Take a picture with your cat" which I would do if I still had one.
I've been smoking/vaping every night for years and I'm not addicted but I keep vaping everyday and it upsets me
>>17197722
>can't stop
>not addicted
What exactly do you think addiction means?
Meditate
Weed is actually an incredibly helpful drug. It just has to be used in moderation.
Ask yourself these questions before you get high?
>Is there something else I should be doing?
>Do I need to get stoned right now?
>Do I need another hit, or am I good?
A lot of people have trouble falling asleep on days they don't get stoned because their melatonin levels are lower than usual. A lot of people have a hard time quitting because your body takes a week or so...
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Feeling sad because the Universe is so vast and we're insignificant, and our life is like a blink of an eye in the grand scale. How should you deal with this as a person?
by ignoring it
>>17197702
By contemplating suicide
>>17197705
Pretty much this. You're a speckle of uniquely patterned water caught in a storm of more. Oh well.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4cs63s
How do I avoid being like the guy in this short video if I go to a party or nightclub?
>>17197686
kek
don't aggressively try to grind people?
>>17197686
realise when girls are not interested lol. its not hard
My girlfriend went to a fest with a friend of mine, his girl, and another dude.
I trust her so this isn't an issue of "oh she's gonna cheat"
Here's my problem: I can't help but feel upset for some reason. Like primal rage. I feel like the fact that my girlfriend is hanging out with my friend makes me jealous of the friend for being able to hang out with her.
I know. I'm crazy. I know what you guys are gonna say. I never said anything about this to her and never will because it's really irrational but that's why...
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Basically to reiterate:
I feel lonely and it's been 2 days that she's been away somewhere far with a friend of mine. I can't do anything because I have really stressful tests. I'm bored and frustrated that they have fun while I just sit here studying. I'm also irrationally angry just like stated above
>>17197685
I understand how you feel, maybe you're scared your friends prefer her to you?
Why didn't you go too?
In all honesty that's not 'normal'. They will be looked on as two couples, people will assume they're together. It's a festival so there will be drugs and alcohol, lowering inhibitions. I'm glad you're comfortable with it but that would be sending red flags up everywhere with me.
Hi guys.
This is hard for me.
I don't even know how to start this, i'm just going to try.
I went to the doctor and he told me that i had cancer.
And the only thing that i thought about was the love of my life.
She still doesn't know this and i don't know if i want to tell her.
We've been together for 2 and a half years.
She is perfect for me and i couldn't ask for a better partner.
She looks at me like im the only person on the world, she always kisses me and tells me that she loves me.
We still have that pasion...
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Are you sure you are of kill? What's the diagnosis?
>>17197657
I'm sorry to hear that this has happened to you, but how sure are you that tou're going to die? What stage was it caught at? Where in your body is it?
When i was a kid i had something in my lung after being in the hopsital for a couple of months a i was ok, but they told me that the same thing happend again but its much worse.
I'm sry i can't translate all the things that the doctor told me.
I have to go again in 2 days.
I find myself perpetually thinking that i have had sex with only 4 girls.
What should i think about this? Is this very small number of fucks and should i be so worried about it? Even though im horny as hell, I just don't want to fuck anybody what moves. Isn't it even awkard to insert your penis into somebody you dont even know??
I am 30 years old and been in 2 long and deep relationships before.
>>17197563
wait what
>>17197563
Having sex with people you care about is infintely better in every way. It's safer, shows commitment, intimacy, and trust. People will respect that you don't fuck everything that moves. Keep playing it smart man
>>17197563
>What should i think about this?
That it's prety much normal. A bit on the low side, perhaps? but still within one standard deviation from the mean.
I finally realized I can't motivate myself to change, no matter what I do. It seems that no piece of advice works for me. I'm lonely, lazy, and feel empty inside. Yet I do nothing about it and it keeps getting worse. I believe suicide might be inevitable.
>>17197512
Suicide is not the answer.
The realization that you are what you are should be a wake up call. Now that you know what your issues are, you need to do what you can to fix it.
do you have a gun, or are you able to easily obtain one?
shotgun blast to the head is your best bet, lowest failure rate of any suicide method. Bullet to the brain is a close second but some people have jerked their hand up at the last second so they accidentally shoot their face off instead of destroying their brain which is quite painful.
Also if you're worried about the pain of it you could always just get high or take some pain killers beforehand.
>>17197525
>The realization that you are what you are should be a wake up call.
Umm... it isn't. That's why I made the thread.
He and I share cheek kisses and hugs all the time, and I lightly kissed his lips once. He said if I weren't his aunt, and he were older, he'd "totally date me". He's never had a girlfriend, I'm 52, and I've been divorced since before he was born. Large age gap, sweet love. I think I could make this work, but how can I do so while simultaneously keeping the secret?
Pic (kind of) related.
check your state/country's statutory rape laws and wait however many years you need to before its legal
oh and be prepared for this to destroy your relationship with the rest of your family, and his
He can't think of you romantically because he isn't capable of thought that complex yet. Get your brain checked, anon.
>>17197554
He's a horny 13 year old. I've caught him fapping before. But you may have a point, anon.
My virgin NEET brother lives with me and plays rocket league all day. He played Rocket League and DS3 for the entirety of the semester. Now that school is out he's going to play video games all summer. I've had girls over at my place before and even brought back two girls to try to get him laid. I don't know what to do, every time I try to get my brother to go outside and talk to people he spergs hard and talks about Reddit shit, when he gets drunk he's a total asshole and cock blocks people. He had an asian "gf" for a short time but never got any...
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what makes you think he wants to get laid?
Make me your brother and we could go out and fuck girls
Kkthanxbai
If you can make a deep emotional connection with your brother then he will respect you and listen to your advice. Focus on earning his trust, not controlling him.
