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Hey, /adv/! I was wondering if anybody had any tips for growning out hair.
Pic related, its the hairstyle I'm aiming for.
Maybe I'm just getting too old but that haircut looks retarded to me.
I have no advice, sorry
Ummmm let it grow? Why the fuck does someone need to make a thread asking how to grow their hair
>>17198434
wtf, it's not 2008 man. Get yourself a respectable haircut.
How do you stop giving into ravings and seeking instant gratification?
Masturbating (and watching porn), eating shitty and unhealthy food, smoking, being a lonely loserhave, constantly browsing 4ch have become a norm. It's automatic.
How the hell do you end something like this?
Human beings are made to be comfortable. Imagine being married with kids living the same routine everyday. It's kind of like that, but instead of doing boring shit with other people, you're doing it alone.
THIS, PLEASE
I give in to pot and sugar snacks. all the time.
>>17198426
Im going to bed and will not be posting anymore, but try to understand theravada buddhism (perhaps even daoism). Don't approach it as a religion. It's all about dealing with suffering and putting an end to "cravings".
>Leave small hometown for college
>Leave college town for job upon graduation
>Driving to work one day
>Shortcut through baddish part of town
>Bunch of girls in matching clothes standing by the curb leaning into car windows as they pull up
>Glance at them
>Holy shit
>Recognize girl from my hometown
>Know her family
>Drive by
>Recognize her, minus a shitty blonde dye job it is obviously and unmistakably her
>See her get into a car behind me
>Come by later the next day
>She's still out there
>Check facebook
>Her family thinks she's just off at another town working
Do I let her family know that she is being pimped out?
>>17198375
If you do make it anonymously man, you don't know how crazy she is, or her pimp if there's one.
Maybe take a few pictures and send them from a throwaway mail account.
>>17198406
Why the elaborate smokescreen?
>>17198417
Because if she's being forced or coerced into this lifestyle with drugs, and her family tries to save her, he'll get caught in the middle and his life will be in danger. These are not good people to mess with.
give me one good reason as to why i shouldn't kill myself
>>17198362
Because you might regret not seeing all of the dank memes
>>17198362
The happening is just around the corner. It's an exciting time to be alive.
You can live for my dubs OP.
If no dubs, kill yourself tonight.
What do you do when your bf is depressed?
Quick, suck his dick!
Just kidding, that won't help. If you were the right person for him you wouldn't have to ask. He wouldn't be depressed because your very existence would flood him with joy and the motivation to live. But well.. you're you.
Maybe forcefeed him some antidepressants.
>>17198363
nice troll
Be supportive, don't overwhelm him either.
I guess there is a point where you really have to step in.
what;s the checklist I need to complete to achieve wife and 3 children?
Not look like a complete fuck so you can get even the fattest of fatties, niggest of niggers, etc of etc that has a vagina.
Income to support those 3 little bastards because I don't want to waste my tax dollars paying for your welfare checks.
Fuck a woman at least 3 times, and go have a wedding
This will not guarantee your happiness.
>>17198349
There is no checklist. All you have to do is convince a woman that marrying you and having three kids is a good idea.
I dont know what to do. I love this girl. She loves me too. But she won't date me. She says that she's given up on dating & that she doesn't want to lose me. We both agree that we're probably soulmates. I feel like she is the one to make it right for. I wanna prove to her that a relationship between us would last. How do I convince her? Should I just wait for her to hopefully adjust & just continue to fuck around with her?
If she doesn't want to date you, she doesn't love you in the way that you love her.
You have two choices: either suck it up and continue being friends with her anyways, knowing that nothing will ever happen.
Or, if that is proving too emotionally draining and making you depressed, then you should consider slowly cutting contact with her and moving on.
>>17198316
she's admitting to you that she's a mentally fucked hoe who doesn't want any commitment or obligation and you're sitting there like
>lul soulm8
fuck around if it doesn't hurt anyone but if you honestly expect more from this you're in for a bad time.
>>17198316
Look friend, I have a similar situation. I'm dating a mentally not right girl who is the biggest sweetheart but has problems. She knew it from the beginning and told me the same thing. Me and my girlfriend still feel like soulmates, but im also warning you that it's the biggest pain in the ass and it's the most painful thing ever dealing with girls who have these mental issues. You said almost exactly the same thing I use to tell my gf. But honestly it's so fucking hard and it never changes, I know right now you're sure in your heart that you will do anything and everything, but after 1-2 years (if you're incredibly strong) things will seem like a burden and you'll cry every night thinking how weak you are for not abiding by the statement you made. These kind of relationships are fucking difficult man. But you do as you please I warned you.
I'm at a really small venue where one of my favorite female musicians is playing. She's sitting like 30 feet away. What do I do?
>>17198275
Put your phone away and enjoy the show.
>>17198283
It hasn't started yet. She's sitting at a booth waiting. Do I go up and tell her I love her music?
yell I want to fuck that rabbit
How do I roll my "R's". I'm trying to learn another language. I just don't understand how too. I won't specify what language.
I put the left side of my tongue up against my upper left teeth, and leave a small gap between my tongue and the roof of my mouth. Then make an r sound and let the air vibrate your tongue.
I can do that, bur actively I can't say the words with out sounding like a white guy.
It's probably Spanish or Russian.
I'm really sad, because I really like a close friend of mine, so I decided to ask her out, she rejected me and said she isn't interested in dating or relationships, what should I do? I can't cut her out of my life.
You took a gamble. And you lost. You should have prepared yourself for both outcomes
>>17198157
Yeah, been there, don't be a bitch and CUT HER OUT.
Not necessarily permanently, but you have yo cut her out for awhile to reset properly, otherwise you'll harbour feeling for her for god knows how long.
>>17198159
Probably, but I need to know what I can do now, she somehow doesn't find this awkward so it's not her, it's just me having a great feeling of longing.
Hey adv I want to take vengeance on the normies any tips
Come on in
Come inside
To take revenge on the normies, you must first understand the normies. Get in their heads, see what makes them tick. This can take a little while, but a month or so on Wikipedia with a few occasional trips to fansites should leave you with all the information you need to really effectively do what yku've got to do.
Live a good life. Best revenge ever.
>>17198405
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Be in college early 20s
>Finally get a girlfriend
>She's a medical student, born in China, she modeled and is a Christian. I did good for myself.
>We have a great relationship, very loving and same wavelength.
>Tell my parents
>Everyone in my family claims I have "an Asian Fetish" now
>We just get along never thought about race
>Whenever my family sees any Asian people they just give me a look
What is this? I don't know why but this bugs me...
>posts a gooktoon
>dates a gook
>gets buttmongled when people call him out on his yellow fever
>>17198044
This OP. You just got called out like the little cuck you are.
>We just get along never thought about race
Liar liar pants on fire.
>born in China
>medical student
>Christian
into_le_trash.jpg
>>17198044
>Goes to gook image website
>Post cool memes
Like having feelings for a guy bit having no desire to fuck him/little desire to date him
>>17197971
yea you're a cunt for putting your pussy on a pedestal when the guy you want can go get the same thing from someone else
What kinds of feelings do you have for him if it is not romantic or sexual?
>>17197984
More like I want him as my brother
Is it true that a girl can judge you in 5 seconds whether or not she wants to fuck, friendzone or ignore a guy? Is it true that if your game is weak or you screwed up the attraction, you've got no chance of getting her back?
No, you're just insecure as fuck.
Here's a tip to follow.
No matter what, trust your first hand experience and common sense before all other claims whether it be in person or online.
>>17197967
Not true, sometimes I blow the first encounter just so i have more fun changing their impression of me.
what are the prerequisites of getting a gf?
>>17197927
All of them.
>confidence
>money
>looks
>mastery of the memes
>>17197927
A pulse. Decent hygiene. Some interests to share.
Thats about the bare minimum.
