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Any one has the rest of this ?
Also general advice
>>17195986
Any job is better than no job, suck up your pride
Bosses are leaders, not discussion partners
Stop drinking soda
Never begin smoking cigarettes
Don't smoke the herb everyday allday
Brush and floss, EVERYDAY
Dentist visit, EVERY YEAR
Rather endure a medical check-up than let easily cured diseases and illnesses turn your life into shit. Mole starts expanding, get it checked, your ass is itching, get it checked, got a little wart, get it checked.
Never buy a new car
Never buy a used scooter/moped
Bicycle as much as possible
More veggies, less cake
Clean once a week
Get a small trashcan for your living-room instead of throwing garbage on the floor or letting it pile up on your table.
Price will follow quality and vice versa 85% of the time.
Learn an instrument and how to sing. Anyone can sing except for the very very rare tonedeaf
Never try to sing lower than your natural lowest, you will ruin your voice and you will never sing lower than from the getgo. Singing higher notes over time is possible. Sing higher, expand your range.
Drink coffee- cheapest stimulant there is. Healthy as well, unless you add sugar.
>>17196019
>Ride a bicycle as much as you can.
The other advice you gave can be questioned..... but that line os brillant!
>>17195986
>she doesn't care about your video games
Damn, I could care less about a complete shift in my personality, but that's all I've ever wanted in a girl.
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How do I lower my libido/sex drive?
For months now I've had trouble enjoying anything because not matter what I do I can't stop thinking about girls/relationships and how lonely I feel. Going out is painful just because of how many women and happy couples I see on a daily basis.
I've tried feeling my time with sports, studying and other hobbies but again all of this brings me little satisfaction because I can't fully concentrate on those.
>>17195412
Well step one would be to stop equating no-sex with loneliness. Try internalizing the fact that actual companionship is what you're after.
>>17195528
I've always heard that to you should first be fine with being alone before seeking a relationship, so that's what I'm after.
Out of curiosity, how old are you? Depending on your answer it might be completely natural, in which case the only cure is time.
I'll start.
D,
You are really fucking intimidating, ya know that?
I want to be your Darcy but I'm barely holding myself together!
M.
nigger.
I hope you don't actually hate me. If you calm down, undo what you did earlier.
C,
You're amazing. Never met anyone like you. Hope you're well, beautiful!
Didn't see one in catalogue.
Should I?
Dear beautiful person
You are beyond beautiful, your addictive soul is stunning, adoring and real. Your eyes are like liquid oceans of soothing waves, the way you hold yourself is sexy and extravagant, in a pair of old trainers. Your smile glistens and gleams as it lights your eyes with endless sparkle and wonder. I love your passions. I love your determination and your perseverance. I love your patience. I love your style. I love the soft calm following your anxious panic, and the gentle touch of your hand. I love the way you tilt your head as I look to you to guide...
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I think I'm nearing the end, I can't take being a lonely waste of space any more
What's more embarrassing: a McJob, or being NEET?
being a neet if you're supported by relatives.
>>17193186
Being a neet. Get a fucking job. Get out of the house. Get some sunlight on your clammy skin. There's cute chicks working at McDonalds. Talk to one. Make me a sausage egg and cheese McGriddle with a hash brown stuffed inside while you're at it.
Nothing embarrasing about McJob if you go there and own it.
Hey anons I need some advice about a month ago before me and my girlfriend went on our first date I tried to kill myself twice but I survived and now that were together I'm happier then I have ever been but whenever nobody is around and I'm not with her I want to kill myself and now I'm holding a few bottles of prescriptions ready to try and end it again
Pic related me and my girlfriend
>>17198353
You shouldn't base your happiness on other people. Find some hobbies or something so you can fill your time when you're not with her. Balance is key.
I do have other things to fill my time like I'm going on missions work abroad for the next 2 months and because of that I'm learning Russian and Swahili during the day I don't know my mind is just fucked up I crave death and to rest in peace
What to do when all your effort, dreams, and ambition were just a path to an inevitable downfall? I don't understand the value of work anymore. I've been stuck the past several years trying to figure it all out. My soul is dead with no spark to show me a future. How do you pursue something knowing it will be a waste?
I would have already tried poisoning myself with alcohol, but I don't drink.
>>17198339
>My soul is dead with no spark to show me a future.
Oh my how dramatic. Have you considered writing bleak dramas about life?
>>17198339
What are you talking about
Life's a struggle, pop a xanax and learn how not to care too much about shit.
>be a high functioning autist
>have an IQ of 125
>loving learn about things i like
>can absorb information and become a walking wiki article
Is this good or bad thing? Some people have told me its weird that i know so much about things like video games, comedy, politics and religion or whatever i find interesting that day.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP2SS8ggLtU
>>17198252
Don't you know that talking about being gifted makes you fucking faggot? You're supposed to fit in with everyone otherwise you'll blow our cover. Go back to your existential crisis and depression and shit.
Why not pick topics where vast knowledge is a "cool" thing?
For example... The female in the pic you posted is called Twiggy. She's one of the biggest models that ever lived. Fashion, despite being erroneously considered something futile or vain, is one of the biggest industries (competing directly with technology and fuel industry, for example).
Which means, for this example, that your skills would really put you in a position of prestige if applied to the fashion industry. Fashion is not just clothes, it is also psychology, anthropology, biology, multiple...
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>>17198252
>>17198300
>gifted
Video games, comedy, politics, and religion are cringe topics only fedora tipping, katana wielding faggots talk about.
But whatever. It could have been good bait if the idiot didn't put "thread theme" in there.
Not even subtle OP. C'mon, try harder.
I want to go to college but I can't afford it, especially if I switched to part-time hours. My family can't help me.
I'm afraid to take loans because something bad might happen and I'd be in debt for the rest of my life, like my mother.
What do I do?
have you ever considered joining the military?
join the navy or air force so you don't have to worry about getting shot at (or shooting people), pick a job that teaches you a trade that seems interesting, learn some discipline, see the world, grow up a bit, and make some friends. Then in 4 years when you're done with your enlistment the government will pay for your college.
>>17198240
This. I'm in the Coast Guard now. When I get out I'll have all kinds of benefits and free college. Almost done too. Prior service looks good on your resume also. Not to mention I've been to some really cool places.
>>17198270
yeah would have mentioned the CG too but they have like a 2 year waitlist atm
What are some things you guys like to do to preoccupy yourself while you're not with your SO?
I feel like my happiness revolves around him a little too much, so I want to change that. I feel like it makes me vulnerable.
Any ideas? Thanks in advance.
masturbate, eat
Do you have any friends? Creative hobbies? A job you like? Can you dance?
I'm the same way and ITS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD.
its good you recognize this and want to change though. its realy unhealthy to basically revolve your life around your bf, and not only that but it will cause problems in your relationship as well.
you need to get a job, hobbies, and have friends, spend time with your family.
what do you like doing?
make sure you take care of yourself, eat right, exercise, maintain things....
I find that not being attached to my phone really helps so then I can be caught up in my life and not waiting...
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I'm at my wits end. I think I have HPV and I can't find a place to diagnose/treat the problem. Went to planned parenthood where they just told me they don't check for that in men, only women.
I'm asking the guys who have had it and had it treated... Where do I start? No insurance so no family doctor. Do I just go to a standard clinic? I've had this shit for over a year now and it seems like it's not going away so I'm not just going to wait it out.
Diet and smoking effect how long you have symptoms/are a carried because your body can't fight something off if you're filling it with garbage.
As far as removing it physically. Apple cider vinegar. Soak a cotton ball in it then tape it over the wart. Change it out twice a day. Should fall off in 3-4 days. At first it will get white then turn black and scab up.
You can google all this information. And there is no HPV test for men except for a visual.
>>17198156
Thank you for the reply. Unfortunately it's not a single wart, it's more like freckles on my dick. a bunch of small red spots that sometimes aren't even visible. They're not raised or have any texture, no pain or discharge, just an eye sore. Also not a smoker, was an alcoholic but stopped a while back. My diet fluctuates but generally it's better than your average American.
>>17198149
>No insurance
get insurance idiot, there is literally no excuse to not have insurance now that the ACA has been out for years
This guy on craigslist wants me to help him double team his wife. She's pretty decent looking, not huge tits but decent rack, nice looking ass.
Only thing is I'm worried that I'll have a hard time getting it up with another man there. I mean, I'm all for doubleteaming chicks, but if I don't find the guy attractive, it kills the mood for me. I think he's kind of ugly. I mean like, I'm nervous I'm gonna fuck up with that ugly ass dude there.
Should I just say fuck it and help this guy fuck his wife?
I don't know, man.
>>17198069
I mean if you want to do it, you can do it. Then again, if you don't want to do it, then you shouldn't do it.
It's not like you'll see these people again if you fuck it up
So, I found out my friend (girl) is one of those feminazis.
Well not completely, but she spouts stuff like "objectification of women" and "society's unrealistic beauty standards" and even tried to correct me for saying I'd like man-cave. She says "what makes it a man cave? Girls like that stuff too. It should have a neutral name" etc. I mentioned what if it had a poster of a women. Would it be a man-cave then? "That's for losers. Are you a loser?" or something to that effect. Not a logical argument basically. So...
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The fact that you point to her weight as the cause of her beliefs probably proves her point.
To qualify as a feminazi you really need to have the super irrational beliefs like for e.g. men can rape you by looking at you etc... It sounds like she has the fairly moderate beliefs and it probably isn't a problem.
>>17198056
But I have a sister who is the same. I'm seeing a pattern.
I mentioned something along the lines that skinny, petite girls are cute and my sister says "No, they're ugly".
So i need help acquiring a wheel chair
You could say stealing, but where could i easily get one, help
Stop stealing shit, Tyrone. No one is going to believe you're a cripple just because you want to roll around in a wheelchair.
>>17197997
Dis nigga thinks he is just gonna wheel into the rap game like Drake
>>17197997
You can make one. Get a lawn chair and a pair of bicycle wheels.
My gf, which I'm dating for almost 2 months now, said she doesn't want to have sex again until we are married.
I'm 21 years old, this is my first real relationship, and I don't want to get married until I'm done with college, have a job and a home, what it's not gonna happen in at least 4 years.
I think she's just trying to see if I love her. I said I do, but I don't really know about my feelings, since I'm inexperienced, and cautious about this kind of thing. I don't know if I want to spend my entire life with her, but...
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>>17197944
Tell her you have needs.
Get her drunk
Break up
No sex until married
Wait pathetically until she feels like having sex. She'll either get horny too and cave in or cheat on you, while expecting you to be faithful (yes they are that crazy)
Those are your options.
Id try the first three in that order
Ugh. The shit test. I know you love her and everything, but bitches who pull this classic bait and switch out of nothing more than insecurity are bad news.
She is never going to get less crazy. Dump her and save yourself a few years worth of mind games.
>21
My opinion is don't waste your youth, its prime-fucking time. Also you's have only been together 2 months and shes suggested this?
What I'd do:
If you really do like her and all that, stand up and get YOUR wants across as well. Ask her why? Is it religion? Why the sudden change of heart like?
