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okey, so Hear me out /adv/
>be together with a girl for around 5 months. No sex, as she sometimes used to act strange and I followed "dont stuck Dick in crazy" rule
>she breaks up cause No sex, she feels I dont trust her
>we got Back together after half a year and Been together eversince.
>had sex a couple of times, everything is pretty good, yet she tends to ask me sny nothing happened during out first time together
>we...
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Maybe you should get her some tacos
Well, she likes it..
Bump?
I go to a private adultschool. met this cute teacher(male). He looked normal attractive blabla. We had fun in class and he asked me for my number one day. Fastfoward a week, he asks me to hang out.
Obviously i cant date him since he is my teacher. Dating a student is against the school policy. He could get fired for it. So I just wanted to get to know him better as a friend(we are the same age). But almost right after we meet up, he fucking gets all horny. Showed no interest in who I am, what I think. I freaked out but couldnt reject his kiss. I said no to sex.
After...
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Don't be a vengeful cunt, you fucked him, you made the decision, take responsibility for it. Learn from tge lesson and don't be easy and don't give away your self respect next time.
>be a whore
>get mad at self for being whore
>lash out at man who took advantage of your sluttery
You should stop being a whore.
>>17199053
This.
You're a god damn adult who made the choice to fuck him, even though you knew he didn't give a shit about you.
Sure you can try and get him fired (what will you do if they ask for proof), but ultimately you need to realize you only have yourself to blame. You say "it was all my fault" but it doesn't sound like you believe it, or accept it
Me and my bf have been together for 10 years. We're in our mid 20s. We're each other's first and only.
Lately when we have sex he comes really quickly (around 1-2 minutes) and I don't come at all.
We have sex once every other day. I pretty much always initiate.
He has never been amazing in bed or amazingly passionate, but he used to put some effort at it (oral, changing positions, dirty talking), now he doesn't.
He gets very upset about this. After we have sex he gets pissy because he came too early and I didn't come. If I talk...
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Nervousness. Be there for him, communicate with him. If he's frustrated of his performance tell him that it's ok, the more frustrated he is, the less he will be able to perform.
Also, you could suggest him oral. That's not something he is unable to do until you cum.
>>17198968
Don't talk with him about this during the day, talk to him about this with his dick in your hand nearing orgasm.
Sit on his face.
What would happen to me if I tried to enlist into the military under false pretenses?
what do you mean by false pretenses, like if you try to enlist with forged documents?
if you go for a job that has a secret or top secret clearance they'll do a more thorough background check which would easily prove you have a bogus background, but as long as you go for a job without a clearance and your forged papers are all in order then you might be able to get away with it, I can't really say.
Why would you want to do this though? Do you have a criminal record or something?
>>17198941
Be more specific.
>>17198948
>>17198949
I had a recruit speration from the marine corps last year for injury and telling them I was depressed. I've tried multiple times to re-enlist through the proper channels but I keep getting denied. I'm willing to do anything to get another shot at it. Anything.....
So what are your experiences fucking BBW's? AKA fat girls? What's it like going down on them?
How is sex with them usually? I have a 34 year old married girl who wants to take my virginity and teach me the ins and outs of sex.
I'm a fat girl.
It's sweaty.
If you do it long enough it also gets smelly but uhh you know it's exercise
we try hard in that department. well, at least some of us i guess.
if you want to try and penetrate her from behind you gotta make her ass higher than the rest of her body. that helps.
what else.
my husband likes going down on me, but i'm fastidious about that area being clean. some women, fat or skinny, won't give two shits about the hygiene down there. I've gone down on a girl before who was like and it smelled like i don't...
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>>17198934
Fucked a fat girl once, felt gross. Couldn't see the pussy a lot and sometimes wondered was I actually fucking the pussy at all.....
Even if I'm really horny, will not fuck a fat girl. Thats my opinion.
Some people think that thinking fat girls is better though, however I don't think these people have actually had sex.
How fat are we talking? Anything sub 200 lbs is fine. Thick hips, nice belly, fat ass and tits... what's not to love?
Above 200lbs it starts to get... gross.
>Tl;dr: Have to memorize +200 structures appearances & their names, asking for advice on how to do it efficiently.
Hello /adv/, first time I post here. In a few days I have a laboratory exam where we are going to look at stuff in a microscope. We will be given 20 different terms for structures, and then we are to find the correct prepared sample for every term. Example:
>"Find Zona Pellucida"
>*know which sample to use*
>*know how Zona...
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Try Anki? It's a flash card program and I think it supports pictures so you can do name of structure on one side and picture of sample on the other, or something like that.
>>17199000
An kids great it's just tedious having to create every card.
But if you put in the time it is perfect for what OP needs
>>17199000
>>17199012
Since it's only a few days away, my direct though is that making +200 'cards' isn't worthy the time. I'll definitely check it out though, thanks a lot.
>Is girl from Hispanic country
>Has a friend from high school studying aboard in United States
>Have known her for 6 years
>Used to be the closest to her in high school
>She's pretty much the only person I kept in touch with from high school
>We used to share similar interests but now it seems that all that she is interested is partying and drinking with her bf (i.e. something that I...
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>>17198923
bump
Find better friends
>>17198980
Yeah I got some new friends at uni. I just don't know what to do - if I lose contact with her I will basically lose touch with everyone from high school
Which guy would you bet on to win in a fight? None of this "whoever is best at fighting" shit... Judge ONLY based on the pics and stats. Top guy: 5'11" 180lbs. Bottom guy: 5'9" 170lbs.
>>17198893
Whoever has a gun
if youre planning on fighting a guy u should work out not ask assholes on the internet
(also bottom guy)
>>17198893
Why this thread again? Saw this shit forever ago. Surely the fight must have happened already? If not then tell the faggots to stop flirting and fight already.
So I'm chillin on my bed at 2 am when a 9/10 qt3.14 snaps me. She seems to have been drinking and we've snaped for about an hour. Right now I'm trying to figure out if I can influence her to send me a pic of her balancing a shoe on her head. God I wanna fuck er. What do?
>>17198869
Excuse me, but what do you mean by "snaps you"?
How can she snap you unless she isn't near you?
>>17198871
Snapchat dude
>>17198873
I understand now...
>what do?
Stop being a fucking normie and stop using that normalfag app.
Im a 20 year old college student.
I first started saving up for a car about a year ago (before that i spent money like crazy and always had debt on my credit card)
Long story short but I was rushed into buying a car when i wanted to pay off my debt first.
I got into a car accident and my insurance decided it wasn't going to help me at all, so i was left broke, with a crashed car and a grand in debt.
Then I lost my job, and failed my classes at school, who threatened to kick me out.
I got myself together and got a new job, fixed my car, paid for my next...
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just keep going man. when it rains, it pours. there's nothing we can do about it. Keep up the studies, you'll eventually get out of all your debt. You got it half way. You can do it again.
>>17198844
can you move back with your parents while you get your health problems sorted?
>>17198863
thank you. Ill try my hardest.
im a genuinely nice person who is also gay. am i ever going to find a gay boyfriend who is monogamous and somewhat nice like me? im just trying to bring light to the fact that gay guys are terrible people.
>>17198841
This is such a weird and broad question also what do you mean by that last bit??
>>17198848
i feel like im too pure for any guy. the community has become shit over the last 20 years. im only 21 and i already see the community from a good perspective. they are hedonists i am not.
>>17198849
That's a pretty hefty assumption seeing as how you're judging a community from your own isolated incidents.
Get off your high horse, there are terrible people everywhere no matter their sexual preference
I was thinking: "hey, I'm alive, so I'm going to do whatever I want" and I pan to message a guy in my class that I don't like that much, but also don't hate (we're just polite acquaintances) and don't talk that much to smoke some weed tomorrow just to see what happens. What do you guys think? Is it too weird?
>>17198824
I think you're far from the first person in the world to trade drugs for pussy/ass.
>>17198831
Wtf I didn't mean it that way! We're both guys and straight, I meant to do something we have in common (weed) as an excuse to hang out
>>17198836
I think people who use recreational drugs really like using drugs with other people because it makes them feel like less of a loser.
What is it you want to hear here? You're like some sort of man-baby that can't do things without checking to make sure other people approve? Ok, here's my opinion: there is nothing unusual about trying to make friends. You're a loser for looking to base a friendship around mutual drug use.
Is running a good fix for anxiety/depression? I can't talk my way into the safe sweet spot with medical professionals so I'm going to have to fend for myself.
>>17198819
Running will make you feel like shit. Your body will be in good condition though! Maybe your confidence will go up if you have a better body
>>17198929
So it will make me worse?
Google "runner's high"
Through studies with athletes it has been found that endorphine
levels increase with exercise. Special interest arose in the possibility
that elevated endorphin levels might explain the mood changes that
occur during running, in particular the euphoria of the runner's high,
I just kind of need some emotional support right now guys.
So yesterday I came back from college (which has finished) for my sisters graduation from high school, and my mom wouldn't let me go home. She's holding me for four days down here, against my wishes but she has threatened to not pay for some expenses this last month so I have to put up with it. Anyways today we went to a restaurant and on the way home my stepfather started yelling at me about how I'm lazy and taking advantage of everyone and not contributing. Most of the stuff he said really wasn't...
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please guys :(
>>17199004
I'm here for you, dude
It's going to be okay, op
19 and due to my genes I have light body hair, except the treasure trail. So in terms of my torso, I only have the dark treasure trail. If that's all there is should I just keep it shaved?
>>17198781
shave shave shave etc.
>>17198781
Keep it. It's hot.
>>17198781
Keep it. My bf shaved it once and I was so upset lol
