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Together for exactly 1 year, both 20 y/o. I was abroad for the 2 semesters though. When I came home for Winter we decided to make Spring non-exclusive. Back now for Summer and a few weeks ago she clarified she'd rather us be fwb because she doesn't see a long-term 'us' and isn't 'in love' with me. I accepted; while I do see 'us' improving this summer, I'm not currently in love either so would get over her eventually breaking up with me fairly easily.
Saturday she let me know she finally hooked up with a 27 y/o (she had...
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el bump-o
>>17201422
>2 semesters = 1 year
>only together for 1 year
So you were never really together lol
>>17201422
You are such a cuck it hurts. Shes sleeping with other guys. Its over. You two will never amount to anything.
What's a relatively painless way to off myself and make sure no one finds me afterwards?
I'm looking for ideas
>>17201300
Drowning far away from land. That's my plan, at least.
>>17201300
Do it in the middle of a forest. Bugs and scavengers will eat your body, but someone may still find you. Honestly, I don't believe you should kill yourself but I understand not everyone is as strong as others. I hope you change your mind OP.
Go to deep into the woods and shoot yourself. The bears/wolves/etc will clean up the remains.
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Can the owner of the picture being screenshoted be alerted somehow if one tries to screen shot?
>>17201159
Nope, show us what you're going to screenshot
Lol no
>>17201203
Jew
My fiance had a pregnant sister with a husband and a child already. His sister and himself grew up in a broken home, divorced parents, sexually abusive father and stepfather. I get that they messed both of them up to an extent, but here's the thing that upsets me: my fiance and his sister had a one-time drunken oral sex night when he was 12 and she was 15.
She's a nice person from what I see, a good wife and a good mother.
Everytime I think of her, I think of that situation he told me about and it makes me jealous and nervous. I would never leave them alone...
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>>17201088
It's shit that was very long ago. They were practically little kids, esp. your fiance. It fucks him up deeply already, so get over it and don't stress unnecessarily.
>>17201088
Nah it happened at a time when both him and his sister were still exploring their bodies. It's not that uncommon. He probably didnt even have feelings for his sister, and was driven by curiosity.
You should be happy that he trusts you enough to share something as taboo and private as that with you.
im sorry but your actually insane
your fiance should leave you asap if he knows whats good for him
I'm pretty unfit and have never done any exercise. I'm not morbidly obese, but I'm lacking in every physical aspect. 21 years old male.
I've always liked Tennis and I want to play but always felt insecure. Have never touched a racket but I've read books and enjoy watching pro tournaments.
Should I go straight to a tennis club and ask about classes, or should I do exercise in my own for a while before going there?
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I think it's harder to start on your own, so better just start classes and there you'll be told how to exercise properly, what to do etc. Go for it anon.
I recommend the classes. You won't be the only one out of shape, and you'll get to meet and play with people who have similar interests and are at a comperable level.
I don't believe in the concept of beauty anymore, because what we learned to be beautiful is often not best for living healthy and carrying a child anymore. What would the most functional woman look like, what'd be her body-proportions (waist, breasts, legs, etc.)?
>>17200918
Gooniest OP on 4chan.
is this secretly a Crumb thread?
Ever seen the Olympics?
Can you really get pregnant even if you use condoms? The thought of that is seriously scary.
>>17200776
The only thing that is 100% is abstinence.
If you can't handle the consequences of your actions, perhaps you should rethink what you're doing.
>>17200783
>The only thing that is 100% is abstinence.
might be overstating things a bit
>>17200776
condoms are what, 99% effective? generally if you keep good care of your condoms in a not too hot room, they shouldnt go bad.
girls should be using birth control as well even with condoms. you should also have a talk with any girl you've been banging regularly about what would happen in case of pregnancy. if the answer isn't abortion you shouldnt be fucking them regularly, that simple.
consider being gay and just using PrEP.
the chances of catching hiv while on PrEP and topping...
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had sex for the first time in around 9 months yesterday, only managed a semi. When i'm alone at home with porn, I can manage a rock solid erection, but when i'm around a woman I tend to either lose it, or only manage a semi.
I'm not overweight, I work out and I don't smoke.
Any help?
>>17200315
bruh, i've been suffering through this since my first sexual encounter.
Sometimes it's fine, and I'm hard and it's great (i still don't think I get fully hard with any woman) majority of the time though, I get a semi or nothing at all.
I'm starting to think I'm gay. Or at least bi sexual.
I jerk off to tranny porn, and fantasize about sucking dick once in awhile, hbu?
>>17200315
did you do foreplay?
>>17200334
No I can't say i'm sexually attracted to dudes, never fapped to gay porn/traps etc.
I only fap to straight stuff, and when I do, i'm rock hard. So I don't know. I might try noporn and see what happens. I think it's nerves, but I can't seem to control them.
Just found out male internet friend I've been talking for for many years uses 4chan(coz he told me he likes fit). Should I reconsider meeting him? (am girl)
Do you fantasize about being raped?
>>17200020
No
I take it as I shouldn't meet him then
>>17200020
>/fit/izen being sexually attracted to a girl
you kidder, you...
I've had this crush on a teacher for quite a while now, though it has never been a problem up until now. My problem being, I can't focus on any given task and I have projects due that I can't bring myself up to doing because I can only think about him. I know nothing about him, yet I can't stop thinking about him. It's a huge question for myself as to why I am attracted to him in the first place. There's this guy who's my age that I actually have a chance with. I don't even feel any attraction towards him when I think about this teacher,...
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>>17198652
>If the student is of legal age, and if anything the couple does is consented for, then why would people be so bitchy about it?
Is this an actual question? Academic honesty is a serious issue.
>The only person I can trust is the guy I want to be with,
That's some serious fallacy. You can't have trust in someone you've barely even met. Do you honestly think his lectures have revealed everything about him that matters?
>>17198670
>That's some serious fallacy. You can't have trust in someone you've barely even met. Do you honestly think his lectures have revealed everything about him that matters?
If I wasn't clear enough, the guy I want to be with is my age and I've actually gotten to know him quite a bit.
the fuck is this picture
LOL FUCKIN LOL
There is this 1 girl im in love with. I have her phone number and i texted with her a little. I recently asked her if she has time so we could meet up somewhere and this was 4 days ago. She still didnt text me back I dont want to overflow her with texting. I dont know if i ever should write with her again. Im a little frustrated and im asking myself what is she doing all time. I hate to think like that but it seems, that i cant really forget her. Im not a stalker, neither i would do anything like that.
Also i never see her in public, so i cant talk with her personally
What...
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you love the idea of her
>>17196508
Please what?
>>17196493
is there any particular reason as to why you are in love with her?
Is being in a happy relationship hopeless for a 39-year-old female virgin like me?
>>17195814
Not hopeless at all, some people start new relationships in their 80s, twice your age. There's no reason you can't find someone. It may be harder for some people due to age, appearance or other circumstances, but keep in mind that there's always someone of the opposite gender who are in a similar situation.
One piece of advice I can give is to drop your standards. You're not fresh 20 year old pussy anymore, so don't expect chads to be jumping at you. In particular, consider looking...
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>>17195814
Yes and how in the fuck are you a 39 year old virgin? You know there are young guys who are into that if you wanted to lose it.
>>17195837
Well I never expected chads to jump at me. Even back when I was younger, it wasn't like I looked like a Victoria's Secret angel.
I don't mind older men (had some teacher crushes when I was very young) but I don't want some creepy neet.
I'm worried about hitting on girls because I tend to be attracted to people that are or look like high-schoolers. How do I avoid accidentally asking out underage girls?
Ask out girls that look like elementary schoolers, then you aren't doing it accidentally anymore
>>17201807
Find qt young looking girls in places where young girls cannot be
>bars
>18+ clubs
>rated R movies
>>17201896
underage girls can still get into clubs because make up can make them look older, at least thats how it is in my country.
hey bros, My girlfriend and I plan on having 4-5 kids. So far, we came up with four possible names for boys, and four for girls. I'm pretty proud of the list I came up with, check it out and tell me what you think:
Boys:
Leo
Axel
Alexander (Not Alex)
Otto
Girls:
Emily
Amelia
Elena
Ana
what do you think, bros.
I think the best names for kids are ones that can be shortened or changed in a lot of different ways, so if they hate their name they can make it their own
>>17201782
Girls names are all good but the boys names could use some work. Alexander is a nice name. What this anon said >>17201797 is good. You dont want them to have a name that makes them feel alienated
How do I become a grill's boytoy? Is it even possible?
be extremely good looking and extremely good at sex so you can build a strong reputation of girl boytoy.
>>17201766
Shit...
>>17201766
So basically no one who browses /adv/ qualifies....
>btfo
