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Is it true that even though girls hate me if I just go gay I'll be swimming in boipussi?
No.
How can one "go gay?"
Its my understanding you are what you already are.
Are you gay? Then be gay.
>>17201513
No, even in the gay community, that structure still stands. There are more tops than bottoms and they have to pursue and compete for the boipussy, until the bottoms choose who they will give it up for.
>>17201877
Degenerate/deviant sexual fantasies (such as being gay) are just that, deviations from healthy reproductive sex. If you really believe in deviancy as an identity you're dumber than the average bear boo-boo
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I recently realized I have a crush in my circle of friends what should I do next, I'm thinking of flirting for another hang out or two and then going in for the kill by directly asking her if she wants to be more than friends, but I'm almost clueless about how to go about asking her out
Girls: Are there truly times where you have feelings for someone but aren't looking for a relationship? Or do you just say this to try and let guys down easily?
>>17201006
Yes. I don't want to start a relationship when I'm not 100% sure I can give it my time and energies, if I have a lot going on I avoid dating new people.
This doesn't mean I sleep around or string people along, tho.
I'm 21-year-old kissless virgin, /adv/.
Not wanting to kill myself, need some reality check to my observations.
>every single 9+/10 girl I meet is either a slut or engaged
>girls crushed on me only in middle school, I had female friends then
>after hormones kicked in, stutter and can't make eye contact with women, no female friends now
>have no fucking idea how to talk with women and not thinking about it romantically
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You know, most girls think shy dudes are cute, right? If you tell the girl at the start that you're really shy she'll probably giggle and try and calm you.
>>17199870
>You know, most girls think shy dudes are cute, right?
>actually believing this.
Saturday morning cartoons and Disney Kids shows aren't realistic senpai.
Nothing turns women off faster than an insecure/shy (the two are the same to women) guys.
>>17199870
You'll laugh, but I hate people pitying me. I'll think she pays me attention, because I'm just like a poor little brother to her, or other shit.
If you could go back to the past and give yourself a piece of advice to your former self at a chosen point in your lifetime, what would it be and when?
>>17204783
Shes all you ever wanted so dont fuck things up.
I'd probably go and tell myself not to die. "Don't kill yourself." Me back then would probably interpret that as nothing worked out and most likely an hero.
>>17204783
25 pills/12.5mg of xanax + 0.5 liters of 30% alcohol is enough to kill you.
Do it now in 2013 before you still have a chance, don't bother wasting 3 more years doing nothing till you lose your chance.
What should I bring to a baseball game other than a wallet and ID?
I think I'll take my kindle too
This is like a 10 hour thing, keep in mind
Leaving in 20 mins so short thread
I'm trying to make some friends in college
>>17204781
An ass cushion and a vuvuzela.
A baseball game is not 10 hours. Bringing a kindle is rather anti-social. That's not how you make friends.
>>17204781
Clean underwear. Sitting for 10 hours will likely leave skidmarks.
Is there anything worse than fucking a virgin when you're pretty experienced?
>>17204584
If you feel that way then you're not as experienced as you may think.
Yeah fucking a slut.
It really depends on how open she is really to getting better at sex, and how comfortable she is talking about it. The first couple of times will always be a bit shit because she is nervous etc but it should get better after a handful of times. Just make sure to talk about what you want to try or do differently. Also teeth blowjobs.
>>17204606
Well it's prolly easier when being with girls, but since I'm gay the whole ordeal about analsex for something who just came out makes sex kinda terrible.
Me and my gf have a very healthy sex life but I really want to make her sweat. We can have sex for a while, do all sorts of positions etc she gets tired, heart racing etc but I really want to make her sweat and out of breath, how do I do that?
Also get her pussy creaming on my dick but yeah, any advice?
Let her take the strenuous part and make sure it's hot in the room. Or you can try to have sex with some clothes still on.
Why do you want to make her sweat?
>>17204521
Buy karatbars. The second the gold tint hits her eyes she will turn into a sex soaked barbarian, strip her clothes and fly into a rage. Her increased constitution and lust for cock will produce copious amounts of gold sweat to sell to others.
>>17204527
Pretty sure he means it more in a metaphoric sense. Like realllly fuck the shit out of her.
Hey guys , was reading up on different ways guys can get off and I found a thing called ''Post Orgasm Torture''
I copy pasted the following from the site I found it on.
''Post-Orgasm Torture (POT)
''This one isn’t exactly mainstream, but it does provide an alternative way for guys to achieve sexual satisfaction. POT applies to when one’s partner continues to stimulate, or “jerk” the penis after ejaculation. The blog “Give Me Gay Porn” writes, “What started out as a pleasurable tingle pulls a bait and switch and rapidly escalates into an unbearable wave of over-stimulation that centers on the end of your dick—and every subsequent touch leaves you a quivering, twitching mess.” After a man ejaculates, the glands in the head of the penis are very sensitive. When touched, it can be uncomfortable. And it seems that’s exactly what those into POT are going for. One porn industry insider writes, “It’s a blissful state between pleasure and pain.” A forum user writes, “I love this done to me—but being tied (down) helps otherwise I would always back out.”
The thing is when I masturbate after cumming I don't get any of these things happening and I've heard of other guys been able to get those feelings after cumming but I can't any ideas guys ? Other than that my dick is all normal and uncut.
>>17204514
My dick is "normal and uncut", and I know what are you talking about. You can achieve this sensation if your dick is well lubricated and haven't finished the fapping in 30 seconds. After ejaculating, rub your dick's head and you should feel that. It makes me pee instantly, tho..
>>17204514
>Post-Orgasm Torture (POT)
>Torture
I don't think you're allowed to torture, even yourself. The geneva convention is clear about this.
>>17204552
When you talk about rubbing the head I'm assuming you don't mean the glans do you ?
How young is too young? I recently got to know my friends younger sister, who is 5 years younger than me. She's 17 and I just turned 22. Also, is it appropriate to go for your friends sister?
>>17204415
Ask her if she interested its her descisoin only she can say yes or no
>>17204415
I'd be more worried about the 'friends sister' aspect of it than a 5 year age diff from 17.
If she can go to a bar then it's fine. Anything under is just shit. What you going to do just 'netflix and chill' then go out for a pizza? Don't date your mate's sister it'll just get cringe and weird. Don't bugger up a friendship just for a lay.
i wanted to know if anyone who knows about guinea pigs could tell me if using these mats(pictured) instead of bedding inside a guinea pig cage would be a good idea.
>>17204366
i'm looking for alternatives to using bedding(since its like 20 dollars a bag) and i need to change my Guinea pigs cage rather often. so can't afford to keep buying bedding and keep feeding her decent food/veggies at the same time. so any advice concerning what can be used in her cage instead of bedding would be really helpful.
>>17204366
Pets are expensive. If you can't afford its basic upkeep and care, you can't afford the pet.
>>17204366
Are they marketed for that sort of thing? You have to make sure they won't hurt the animal and that the animal won't try to ingest them.
Hey /adv/ I need some help trying to see if there's any hidden messages here.
Last Thursday I went out with this girl. We went out for a coffee then took a walk around this park before I took her to her car and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
I went to a different country over the weekend and couldn't text her. Yesterday was her little sister's birthday (turning 10) so I left her alone that day, just said "Hey, I just got back from my trip how was your weekend?" and we had some small talk before I told her I was going to sleep.
Today I get...
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Just sounds like she has been on multiple dates before you and isn't sure about what she wants so she doesn't want to lead you on.
>>17204350
So would it just be best to not reply to the text?
>>17204341
She's got other people interested in her and you're not on the top of that list.
So I recently got on Accutane to get rid of my acne.
Any tips on how to deal with possible side effects or anything else?
>inb4 your liver will rot away and you will die
If you're in the Northern Hemisphere, then it's coming on summertime, so the biggest thing is to use sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen. Strongest stuff you can get.
If you're in the Southern Hemisphere, then winter is coming, and God help you. I recommend Carmex for the chapped lips, and Jergens Extra Healing (or the suspiciously similar looking generic versions) for the dry skin.
stay out of the sun
stop physical activity in case of sore joints
don't go insane (like some people do, in case of bad side effects)
Stay away from alcohol, get moisturizing lip balm, get occasional blood tests and other stuff doctor tells you.
I took a road trip to visit a friend in a neighboring state, I got back yesterday. Something that influenced my decision to go was my friend said she would set me up with her friend to fuck around for a night because apparently she'll fuck anyone who shows interest. I saw pictures of her, thought she was really cute and decided why not. Being into fat chicks, finding cute big girls is 1 in a million so I was all for it.
Got there, and didn't really ask about her until the night before I left to which my friend said that I could meet her that day. I'm convinced...
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>>17204229
Stop fapping.
I know it sounds silly but there's a good chance that's your problem. Stop touching your dick for a few days and see how easily you can pop a boner with just the thought of sex. I speak from experience.
>>17204289
I'm a little skeptical because that sounds way too simple. Plus every time I try nofap I end up breaking down on the third or fourth day so I dunno if I could manage that for very long
>>17204433
>can't make it past 3 or 4 days
Yeah, I can guarantee that's your problem. Either lrn2willpower or enjoy your pseudo-ED and depression
How do you fuck your boss?
I know it's usually advised against, but it's just a temporary gig while I finish school.
She is 30, divorced, a little chubby, but sexy as hell (at least to me)
She smiles and laughs at all my hilarious jokes, which I realize doesn't necessarily mean she wants to jump my bones. She touches me a lot. We'll be be talking and she'll touch my arms and hands. She's complemented hair and my muscles and says my name in a sexy way.
I'm pretty sure she's into me, but I realize it could be...
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>>17204104
First, you post pics.
Then you give her the dick, since she's clearly into you.
Fucking your boss is pretty great. The taboo makes the sex steamy, and the benefits are endless.
If I were you, be patient and subtly let her know you're interested, but don't be the one who initiates.
There's nothing she's done that is evidence that she wants to fuck you. She's just being very friendly
Is she married?
Bumping for interest. 1 month left at my internship and would do morally reprehensible things for a chance.
I need adivce on how to get over wanting to be a stay at home mum and wife. I'm only 20 years old but I'm craving a family and I would honestly love being a stay at home mother with a husband, cooking and cleaning for him and taking the childs to dance practice.
I'm torn between wanting that and feeling that its being a total moocher, which is basically what it is.
How do I get over my desire for a family and wanting to be a stay at home mum.
Some men want a woman like that, why not just go with it?
Why do you need to "get over" it? If it's how you live and it's not hurting someone (i.e. it's someone who wants a relationship like that, which is pretty common among men), there's literally nothing wrong with it.
>>17204106
Ive tried looking for them but have come up short. Noone that is interested in me could support a pregnant wife for 9 months let alone permanently
