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How to start making your own opportunities? It seems that opportunity falls into the laps of people around me, and it seems whenever an opportunity does come around, I fail to stack up. I'm kinda tired of waiting for the best case scenario to come around. I want to make an opportunity for myself where I'm in control for once.
>>17202945
opportunity is such a broad term man htats like asking 'how do i talk to people' there are a million billion ways it depends what you actually want.
asking
>how do i make opportunities
is kind of like asking
>how do i get married.
you are missing the actual point, you are asking the wrong question.
what do you want to do? or rather 'what kind of opportunities do you want?'
>>17202981
>what do you want to do? or rather 'what kind of opportunities do you want?'
Music composition in some form. I know, wannabe musician #1,175,227. I'd be fine playing in a rock band, writing for school bands, or even doing jingles for businesses. I've done music for almost 11 years now. I've had a formal education in it. I'm not going to say that I'm incredibly talented in it, but I'm more dedicated to it than my peers are.
>>17203004
>wanna be musician
im pursuing film, so were in the same boat man. imo its all valid, people dont need to be good at something to pursue it. i mean in a career they shoudl, but i thikn even horrible artists and horrible writers should make comics and books just so that they can express themselves in that way.
digressions aside, do you feel oyu need more opportunities in this field specifically? is thats whats grinding your gears?
This may be a weird question but, I noticed when I'm in my bathroom with the hallway light on my 6 pack is vibrant in visibility but when i turn on the light in the bathroom and it's more lit up in the room, my abs are barely if even noticable...I was really wondering if someone could help explain this to me and tell me maybe what I need to do to fix it or what I'm doing wrong.
Thank you very much by the way
>>17202916
It's the way lighting works you dipshit.
Your abs are not good enough so they are only visible when there is only light from one side so the shadows get good contrast with your skin
man is 4chan filled with fucking retards tonight or what?
it's the fucking angle of the light, shadows created by the slight bulge of the muscle you stupid fuck
>>17202924
>>17202933
OP is a moron but I think he was meaning why does it do that lol
>>17202916
Just keep doing ab workouts and in a week or two you will probably see them more visible in all lights, muscles are more vibrant in dark lit lights in some areas, just lower your body fat by 1-3% and you're good to go OP
Who here has gotten a prostitute before? How did it go down? How did you meet them?
I live in Vegas, so you'd think I'd have run into them all the fucking time, but I can honestly say I've only ever been propositioned in Hawaii by one, and she was gross.
I can get girls by myself, but I have a bit of a fetish of a girl not really wanting to have anything to do with me but having sex with me just because. Still, I'd rather hook up with like a pornstar tier escort.
Any stories? Advice? I don't want to go to jail paying to get my rocks...
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The Chicken Ranch or Sheri's Ranch.
Ideally a grand but, if it's a slow day. You can probably get your rocks off for 7 hundred.
Fun fact, In Clark County (where vegas is you know that right) prostitution is illegal
[Don't believe me? Well fuck you google it]
Nye county it's legal to get sex from a brothel.
You can literally go up to a cop in Nye County (Parhump) and ask "Where's the legal sex house?" And all he can do is point you the way.
I've done it twice. Looking to do it again.
>>17203369
Not OP, but is it cheaper for say a 6 or 7 as opposed to 10/10 porn star hot? 700 to 1000 seems pretty expensive.
>>17203378
just find an escort online 700 dollars is expensive as fuck...
I was just fucking my gf and I was going really hard and i kinda gave her a Hickey and a big bite mark she's really angry at me now should I feel bad ?
>>17202809
**** i fucked up. meant to say I was fucking my ex gf and she has a boyfriend now and she's angry because she's seeing him tomorrow
>>17202812
stop fucking your ex op
how visible we talking, you're prolly fucked either way but
>>17202809
Marked the unfaithful bitch. Good for you OP. Now quit fucking the whore and get on with your life. She's an ex for a reason, not your regular slam-ham
How do I get over my hatred of women?
I've fucked 60+ girls. I've dated two, one for 3 years, one for a couple months.
I just can't stand females. I don't like their voices, I don't like that they are weak. I purposefully avoid as much contact as possible with girls unless I'm trying to fuck them. I just have an irrational hate. I dream of days when women would just all burn alive.
Like almost any time I hear a woman say ANYTHING to me (good or bad) I have an inclination to punch her in the throat.
On the flip side, I'm...
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>This weak bait again
>>17202766
>i like taunting girls by saying they were raped by their fathers
>is this unhealthy
yes. this suggests that oyu have a deeper issue. you likely dont actually hate girls. you want to see them burn, universally, so you have a problem with a woman (or a few) that you project on to everyone.
most therapists would trace it back to something with your mother, your grandma, or your first love interest or something. go back and see if theres...
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Quit letting them have power over you. If you do what you love and enjoy your life, women will sense it and gravitate to you.
Really you should be angry at society and men for allowing and also sort of encouraging women to behave as they do. That sort of behavior is rewarded.
Some men seem to like weak women because it makes them feel more like men.
Deep down, women just want a man to protect them and care for them and provide a good environment to have kids. They'd never say it in those terms but thats really what most of them want. Sure, some want careers but...
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I need help finding a middle name for my soon to be son but nothing is coming to mind that really flows
Royal ______ Bernal
>>17202756
King
Meant to put soon to be born*
>>17202756
your son is so fucked lol. Do you know how mean children are. Why would you name him royal. So that kids can ruthlessly tease him his entire life and he can have insecurity issues and a billion complexes about it.
I swear parently like you are so fucking selfish it triggers me.
My bf is super model beautiful and thinks I'm shallow for liking him cuz I'm ugly, its got to the point he treats me like a groupie and talks about how cool he thinks he is all the time.
Sure his physicaly perfect, but that was not the reason I liked him, it was his presence and vibe, I grew to like him for his laugh, smile, looks and voice etc later on.
How do I express my affection to him in a way that doesn't involve complimenting his physicality in any way? I'm sick of feeding his narcissism.
>>17202726
Let's see a picture of Fabio?
>>17202726
What? Why is he dating you then?
>>17202726
>Sure his physicaly perfect, but that was not the reason I liked him
Sure it isn't, slut.
>it was his presence and vibe
>"it was for his physical appearance and how horny he makes me"
Fucking slut.
Well /adv/, how do I stop hating myself?
I feel so disgusting all the time i cant even look at myself in mirror. I shower daily but it doesnt help.
I always hear "you're a piece of shit" and "you stupid fuck" in my head constantly.
Bf tries to help me by complementing me but i never accept them. He doesnt really know what to do.
Im always nervous and scared. I stutter whenever i try to talk to anyone. I feel like a lumbering idiot.
What can i do?
Get a nice dildo to fuck your ass with every night and learn to get that prostate and you'll be feeling much better
>>17202732
Honestly anon i did get a chukle out of that but that doesnt really help me either
>>17202716
Talk back to that voice in your head. Out loud. Tell it to fuck off, it doesn't own you. Going through your day, try to appreciate as much as you can. That string of green lights, stepping on that crunchy leaf, all the little things can really add up and help you with a more positive outlook :)
So it is the original man with the 3 yr ex who dumped me for someone else and she just left
>comes over
>we smoke
>the weed i had was way better than the shit she was smoking
>she was so high
>we smoke 4 bowls
>she tells me about guy #1 who she fucked
>tells me about another guy who she sucked his dick and he ate her out
>think...
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i was planning on cutting her out of my life, but now i think i should just keep fucking her since she obviously doesnt give a fuck about her relationships and i dont really either now i could care fucking less since i know for a fact shes a slut
>>17202620
She sounds like a sharmoota.
>>17202620
You both suck and you're both immature. She shouldn't have done any of the shit she did but you should have stopped fucking her when she started CRYING. What the fuck dude
First date ideas? Something exciting but not over the top. I know it's childish but I swear I'm over 18
>>17202578
Think of something you would enjoy doing if you're alone, take your partner with you.
>>17202580
So I could masturbate and let her watch?
>>17202585
That's more second date material.
I just started working at mcdonald and I'm working in the back but I have a big problem remembering how to make some burgers and I am not fast enough. Do you guys have any advice to be faster and to remember how to make the burgers ?
>>17202566
It takes time and practice to get good at it. Just keep doing it every day, and actually try to memorize what goes on each burger. It'll make your job a lot easier.
>>17202584
Dis. If you can grab a cheat sheet like we have at a restaurant I work at, study that when you're not at work
just fuck it up. put whatever you fucking want on it.
still will be better than some nig that made my sandwich. they always get that shit wrong.
Is there any way to do this? I have been diagnosed professionally, but don't want on-the-record treatment for job prospects.
>>17202502
no job prospects can look at your prescriptions mate.
>>17203051
Depression is a permanent disqualifier from all military branches. Sure you can try to lie on your way in but they'll find out.
>>17203093
No, they won't. If you don't tell them and they don't have a reason to look for your medical records, they won't find out.
I lied and I know many people that have lied and have top secret clearances.
There is no centralized database for medical records. For them to find out they'd have to actively go look for them. And if you don't give them the name of your hospital, if they don't even know you have insurance (by default your recruiter should mark on the forms that you...
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Hey bros, so basically im trying to stop watching porn for good. ive just had enough with it and i feel like its only made things worse for me, so, any advice on quitting it and staying off of it?
Pic unrelated too
>>17202499
>so, any advice on quitting it and staying off of it?
Don't browse /b/.
>dont fap. get a girlfriend to make you cum
>find girl to flirt with
>fap to her pics
i can fap to pics of my ex because i imagine fucking that good pussy and cumming inside it.
>>17202499
>so, any advice on quitting it and staying off of it?
Cut off your internet, leaving 4chan isn't going to do shit.
Masturbation has been proven to benefit the body, why stop? How often are you masturbating?
Honestly,Im thinking of killing myself. Before I do that though , I plan on doing something really awful to someone that Ive always wanted to do. Would anyone e be willing to offer advice on how to minimize the amount of trauma I will cause the person?
You could always not be a shitty person.
Why do you care? You're going to be dead afterwards. Suicide is inherently a self-centered act, so if you're going to go through with it you can't have hangups (ha!) about causing guilt to other people.
>>17202494
>I plan on doing something really awful to someone that Ive always wanted to do
>how to minimize the amount of trauma I will cause the person?
You can't tell us you plan on doing something awful to someone then ask how to ease the blow. If you want to be a fucking asshole, own up to it. Be awful or don't and accept the consequences of either.
So as I'm maturing more I'm starting to understand and see the true way people feel. And throughout my journey I've discovered just how selfish and unloyal their motives can be. It's truly a terrible thing, you can never 100% trust anybody. I've tried my hardest to be real with all of my peers but even the most seemingly kind of people can end up doing you wrong: best friends, role models, significant others. I feel like social media somehow has part of the blame for this, but before I come off as one of those "social media is bad" people I...
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it's human nature
btw you being more honest doesn't actually make you much different
you can see this best when you think about how you would react to certain bad stuff happening to someone else or you / something like that
normal humans just have better social skills
and they also have different instincts/ everyone lives for themselves
every gpod thing you do is actually just for yourself (feeling good about something "good" you did is an example)
Man I know how you feel. It's weird knowing that no matter who you meet, what you do, or who you think you know, no one is completely honest all the time. Even if you try to be. It's kinda scary actually. But yeah all you can do is just roll with it. When someone does something shitty with shitty motives then call them out on it, or let it roll off your back.
