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Has anyone here ever had a "work wife/husband?" How did it end up?
Did they have a relationship at home?
Everything I can tell says I basically have one and there's articles dedicated to this whole thing.
What's the endgame? Is it always destined to be a bad thing?
What the fuck do you mean "work wife/husband" you fucking idiot? Of course at least one person needs to work. How else you going to live? You on fucking welfare? Stop being such an insecure piece of faggot jerky and grow up.
>>17209600
I mean someone AT work that you have a close relationship with, that you spend a bunch of time with and almost act like you're a couple, but you're not. You can commiserate on everything that's going on in each other's worklife, have inside jokes, flirt a little, that kind of thing.
It's apparently a reasonably common thing. Think, like, Jim and Pam from The Office.
Just stop being so insecure or ask for an open relationship, cuck. You do realize than in the modern day 50%-60% or spouses cheat, right?
>Meet girl on Tinder
>Hit it off right away
>For the first week we text all the time, really flirty, lovey doveryish, occasional sexting session
>Kinda weird how we talk to each other like a 14 year old couple, but whatever
>Literally called me perfect numerous times
>Keep's saying we can meet "Soon" whenever it gets brought up
>Few days ago,...
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>>17209572
First of all you stop talking so damn much.
I've slept with girls who our daily chat logs are literally
>heyy
>hey
>wyd?
>nm hbu?
>just chilling
>nice
Still slept w them tho. Guys tend to think they have to keep a girl entertained.
>>17209579
I can't keep my cool when it comes to women though, I always get attached super quick, paranoid about everything. It's awful.
Girls showing interest in me is a very rare occasion so I guess I just always make a huge deal about it
bump, how do I keep my cool around girls and just not care.
I feel like I'm doomed to be a clingy autistic fuck forever.
21 year old with phimosis. Recently asked doctor for topical steroid cream to help with stretching, so he prescribes me some.
Put off doing it for a while, but did a few stretches here and there (time separated by fucking months).
Today I decided to get on it for good. I apply the ointment to my head under the skin, pull the skin for a few minutes, stretch it out, etc.
Then I start pulling it back like I always do. It hurts a little bit, and it's scary because I feel like if I pull back too much it will get stuck, but it never does.
Anyway, I decide...
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>>17209564
well I guess you should keep trying it, because apparently there's only one doctor in your entire country and you can't, like, go see somebody else
Should I even bother?
sure. If she does it again then no
>>17209515
>have phone on their person
>at all times
>been gone all day
Lost cause, anon.
>>17209515
>Starting a conversation with "Hey"
>Wants to follow it up with "What's up"
Whats the best book to easily learn computer science and coding that I can torrent. Thanks in advance guys.
>learning computer science from one book
Mate that's not how it works. Look up the courses and bibliography from an uni and read what they recommend. Alternatively, pick something to start with (let's say C++) and just google it, you'll find a bunch of video lessons (at least if it's coding) that are better than any book.
>>17209510
You shouldn't really bother reading any books until you actually know how to code.
Find out what you want to make, and then start coding.
Just browse for articles and videos on the Internet on how to do the baby steps.
When you start wondering how to optimize and properly architecture your codebase, that's when you should start reading books.
its better to learn code from a website and learn style from a book. can't remember any good code styling books off the top of my head though. most books tend to be outdated or only partially usable. just use free shit on the internet for introductory cs imo
so I'm at my exes graduation and I found the new bf. walked up to him and we talked like friends.. he used to work this job that I had. I'm more disgusted that she left me for someone like this total faggot who doesn't even have a job and isn't graduating high school. i haven't told him any insults yet but I think he got weirded out by me. he was standing with Me and just walked off and then keeps looking at me from afar. then he walked behind me a couple times like checking me out. what should I do? tell him shes still fucking me? that would ruin the secret though..
now he's standing 100ft away and is staring at me. my ex made him out to b so strong. he's just scrawny and has some ugly piercings and tattoos and wears Jordans without socks. i know i could fuck him up but I don't think I should escalate it that far. I'm way taller than him
posting here because I'm at this place alone and don't have any friends..
>>17209492
bump?????? :(
Recently got a tattoo. I come from a pretty conservative family who don't like or approve of tattoos. I'm going to be traveling back home for a bit and I'm not sure how to tell them. It's on my ribs so not telling them is an option. I wouldn't mind telling them or having them find out in comical manner. Ideas thoughts?
>>17209491
"Hey senpai: I got an uncreative ugly & boring tattoo", should work fine.
>>17209491
Just don't tell. Sincerely, personal experience.
>>17209491
1. You're a grown adult. Your conservative family will just have to suck it up.
2. That's a terrible tattoo.
My mom doesn't have enough money to pay the bills this month. I'm just an obese NEET so I can't do anything. I don't know what else I can do besides kill myself to make it easier on my mom maybe. I can't get a job. I dropped out of high school and I'm already 20 so even if I wanted to go back I can't. I just want to stop existing already. Help me kill myself please.
>>17209471
You have any idea how expensive a funeral is? I am sure a lifetime of grief will repay help your mother out.
Start walking, get a job, quit your bitching.
Get your GED, it will help in getting a job and they're not difficult to get.
How do I become a CIA agent?
Legitimate question
Receive proper training and apply for the job. The CIA is a large organization. Which specific job do you want and which training would it require.
Become multilingual.
What you thought you were gonna shoot people and do spy shit? I hope not...
>>17209433
Get an airplane, put a big guy in it, boom!, you're CIA.
Hey there /adv/
Im going to write my last math test tomorrow and learned NOTHING AT ALL
i think im fucked so how can i feel relieved ? Im too shy right now for the test
Did anon have any experiences with my situation, maybe eat something special or think of something
No help ? I'll guess i kill myself then
>How can I FEEL relieved.
Well that part is easy. Vodka, valium and oxycodone. Now, will this help you with the fucking exam? No.
khanacademy now, see if you can find a last minute tutor right now who can give you a crash course on whatever it is you're supposed to be learning, and just try to in the very least pass the exam.
>>17209493
>>17209493
thanks i guess
But i cant learn anymore, im going to write the test in 6 hours and i need some sleep
Any other ideas besides drugs and alcohol ?
If I'm being investigated for a crime can I run away to a large city or something and get away or will they know where I am the second I do anything
>>17209391
You might get away for a while. But the minute you get a job (SS#) or use a credit card or take money from a bank, or get pulled over for speeding, the local cops will routinesly check you against the national database.
Depends what they've told you and how involved you are with the investigation. It's quite possible you can just say nothing and leave. You don't need to "run away". Just get a job and move on somewhere else and refuse to get in contact with them unless you're forced to.
It might not look good if you do eventually get charged, but maybe you haven't got anything to lose. If they had serious evidence against you they wouldn't be giving you the opportunity to leave.
>>17209391
Just turn yourself in, pedo. The streets and kids will be safer with you in jail.
How do I stop porn addiction? I jack off 4 times a day minimum and much more on the days I don't work. I'm gay but now I'm starting to think I'm bi because I don't really like gay porn and now I'm starting to get off to my best friend (shes a girl)
I quite cigarettes for a year and half now (was two packs a day) and cut back on weed/wax by a massive amount. But I cant masterbating for more then a few days. When I do stop I have some really sexual dreams and have end up cumming in my sleep. What can I do to stop being so horny??
does the idea of actual sex get you turned on? or is it just porn?
Don't stop. But try and find somthing else you can do with your time
It's possible you formed an habit of masturbating only because porn is available. What if you add a condition: what if you decide you can masturbate anytime you want except without porn. You have do it in bed without using any material other than your mind, and if it's not working out then you give up and wait until you're hornier.
>21, 22 this year
>Recently having a major issue
So I'm losing track of time, like all together. I wake up at 10 or 11, suddenly it is 5, and I have no idea where the time went. I've never had this issue before, but I can't seem to keep track of time at all. Like yesterday for example, I got up around 9 AM, got on the computer to study, ended up zoning out instead, and it was suddenly 4 in the afternoon. I hardly did anything during that whole time, I ate and had some water with me, but that...
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Do you have any other problems? Maybe see a doctor if it's really bad?
Set an alarm with different noises for every hour. Go outside and get some fresh air.
Go for a walk
>>17209395
Its pretty bad to lose a whole day and not realize it. But no I don't have any other mental health issues. Though I have long suspected I am deeply depressed.
>>17209402
Yeah that is what I did today.
Medical peeps
I woke up today with pain in my eye and this??
What happened to me?
GO TO A DOCTOR
>>17209299
Given your likely age, it's probably a subconjunctival haemorrhage
Pretty harmless and may very well get worse before it gets better
Nevertheless, there's a thorough examination docs like to do and I'd recommend visiting one
>>17209308
Oh wait... It's painful
Yeah, just go to the docs
Especially if vision is affected
> Pic related
I'm gonna try to reply to this with a TL;DR comment. But it's a big story, sorry for the wall of text.
Hi. I'm 25/m. My fiance, we'll call her "A," has been my only serious relationship. We're past the two year mark now, but it's all long-distance. More on that soon.
In college I made some good friends. One good friend (call him "G") happened to invite me to come stay with his family for a weekend. This is how I met this friend's little sister, "B."...
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Over two years ago, I met A. Online. Within 5 months she flew out to see me and we hit it off. She grew up overseas (she's Asian) and so I showed her typical redneck American things. She loved it, I loved it, we have been spending long stretches of time together as schedules will allow. We both love each others' families and she has career goals that may keep the LDR happening for several years more - but I tell myself I can abide it.
That being said, my career just changed in a great way. I have found the perfect job for me, and it's with one of the best...
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> TL;DR
1) I am 25/m engaged to a foreign girl (also 25) I met online ~2 years ago, who is guaranteed to be long-distance for at least one more year, likely several more if she gets into a good medical school.
2) I am good friends with a buddy's little sister (20yo) and I have feelings for her (and have, for a little less than 3 years)
3) I am now roommates with the buddy, and we live in the town where his sister goes to college.
3) I have no idea how to reconcile this situation.
Any advice is appreciated.
I just want to let you know that Johnny Depl said that thing in your OP. You know what happened to Johnny Depp? He left the hot French, love of his life for a hot piece of ass who is currently trying to destroy his reputation and get $50k a month from him.
Just sayin'
