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My catfishing habbit is going out of control. I am literally using 7 facebook accounts from my phone. And recently I even started using voice altering software to sound like a girl when someone wants to talk. How do I stop? It is the only thing I get pleasure from these days. And VERY addictive.
Why do you want to stop?
>>17211790
I know the feel. Women have a kind of power that men down when it comes to relationships. We notice the change and its exhilerating, they dont. Only when they get old and ugly does it become apartant. But its gradual so they have time to adjust.
>>17211803
I waste too much time on that. And it doesnt lead anywhere.
Job interview
I have an interview tomorrow for a stocking position at a grocery store. I have no social skills so I am going to need to rehearse what to say.
Does anyone know any commonly asked questions or have any advice? I really need this job.
What do I wear?
How early should I show up?
Do I need to bring anything?
It might be hard- but try and be enthusiastic and smile, no matter if you haven't got any skills or anything if you can across as someone who is enthusiastic and can learn then you have a better chance.
>>17211568
I showed up 10 minutes early. I was asked about previous working experience. Before I went I wrote down a word document detailing things I could say about how my previous experience or personality fits with the job.
Biggest tips would be to look presentable and speak clearly and at an acceptable volume. Look the interviewer in the eye at an acceptable rate, try to appear to be laid back and happy. Eager to learn and eager to please. Sound professional. Be CLEAN and look well kept.
I think most places like that are just looking for someone reliable, who shows up to work and looks good in front of customers, and who can direct them and be polite if they ask questions.
Good luck! Getting a job was the one thing that helped my social skills the most.
Hey I have a job interview too although it's by phone so it's easier on me
anyway go google so common job interview questions. the basics are
>Tell me about yourself
>Tell me about a time when...
>Let's go over your resume
and so on. these are the kind of questions that you should be able to answer quite easily without much thought. none of your answers should go over 2 minutes. Know your resume front to back and practice to yourself. They will defintely ask you questions like
>Tell me about a time when...
So have a story in your head such as when you resolved a problem, worked with a group, or something that you can answer.
Good luck!!!!
Since march, I've felt that feeling of emptiness inside me growing stronger and stronger, I can't even enjoy vidya, anime, movies, and tv shows as much as I used to. So far, I'm not suicidal, but I'm just empty. How do you deal with this feeling? Should I go out more with my m8's, or just go for a long midnight walk?
/adv/ - I'm Bored
>>17211454
Do something :^)
>>17211454
I wouldn't consider this feeling for boredom, it's much more than that.
Hey guys, i need you to tell me what does a girl have to do during sexy times to keep things interesting? How do you prefer girls to act? Any cool positions, moves, techniques? Thanks!
I don't buy into the idea that a girl has to be moving around all the time for sex to be interesting. It's her job to be the submissive one. As long as she's making noise I'm happy
Throw her around into the positions you want her to be in. Or order her to do it.
The only time I want her moving is when she's on top.
>>17211386
You, Sir, have no idea of what you're missing out on.
Curving that back and wriggling that ass makes for a whole other experience than just standing on all fours,
>>17211381
Communication, baby
I'm 25, soon to be 26. I didn't have a lot of success with girls when I was a teenager. I could get girls to date me, and do everything short of sex. I realized since being with my current girlfriend of 4 years that my problem was simply that I was an asshole if a girl rejected my advances. I would get all butthurt and start being abusive. Other than that, I've never had a problem getting a girl to be interested in me.
I've changed my attitude in life and I'm more open and empathetic to people. I'm not as angry as I was when I was 18. Despite being in a relationship, my phone is constantly blowing up with girls trying to get with me. I love it, I'm addicted. sexting, cheating, chasing girls. I can't get enough. (I feel like the song slide into the DMs is so relatable.)
So here I am, 26, and I'm going to leave my girlfriend. I realized that marriage and children is not for me right now. I just have a few issues I'm trying to work out in my head.
>I don't want to be labelled a "bachelor." I feel like in high school someone who led this lifestyle would be called a player or a manwhore. But now I'm older I feel like the proper term is bachelor and I don't want to be called that.
>I feel guilty about leaving a long term relationship, but I'm not happy and I have cheated on her the entirety of our time together. She is 23 and wants children and marriage right now. I'm not going to be able to give her what she wants for many years. She isn't down to an open relationship, and I don't want an open relationship because I want the whole feeling of confusion and drama you get when you're a teenager. But when I leave I know she will be very very very hurt. And I don't want to hurt her because I do care about her.
>I'm nervous about living on my own for the first time. I'm breaking up with her so I can have a place to have sex with many girls. I feel really guilty about that. But it is what I want. And I should be true to myself.
The song is Down in the DM by Yo Gotti, not Slide
>inb4 you're scum just kill yourself
1. Why do you care what it's called? Isn't 'single' sufficient?
2. You've lied to her since the beginning and forced her to be in a kind of relationship she doesn't want. What's your question exactly? Not hurting her is not an option.
3. Just do it, if you can't get your current SO to accept that you take other women home.
>>17211384
>1.)
What it comes down to is societies expectations of us. At my age we're seeing everyone around us getting engaged, married, and/or having children.
These petty games were acceptable in adolescence, but now everyone is beginning to be more mature and settle down.
I just want to live my life however makes me happy. I'm worried about others perceptions of me though. But even though I used that I Heart Haters image half ironically, I feel like there is some truth to that sentiment. Just do yourself and not worry about others opinions, but people are going to talk, there is no doubt about that.
I want to live my life authentically, I don't want people to apply a label to me or try to define me in a certain way. I agree though, "Single" is a better term, and thats what I'll be.
I need a new pair of speakers with an audio device for my PC
these are my options
>M-Audio Bx8 D2
>M-Audio M-Track MKII
>370 USD
>JBL LSR 305
>Focusrite Scarlett Solo
>445 USD
which one should I get? I need the audio device for an electric guitar, a mic, a headphone with low impedance and obviously as a dac for the speakers
at first I wanted to get the JBL pair with the scarlett solo, but then I found this m-audio deal, which should cost the same, but they give me a discount if I buy them like this, so it's cheaper
please help, if the difference is absolutely negligible then I would obviously want to go for the cheaper deal, I'm a bit short on money
You would have better luck posting this on >>>/g/
>>17212537
better yet: gearslutz .com
>>17211332
Audio engineer here. My personal preference would be the JBL and Scarlett. What's the deal on the M-Audios?
Anything wrong with falling in love with your hooker? She's fucking helpless and I find it romantic
>>17211328
It's pretty cliche bro.
>>17211331
Fuck. That's my life
>>17211328
>be hooker
>have this neet chubby client who clearly has never been loved by anyone
>don't just fuck him, play him like a fool to fall in love with me so that he will keep coming back and giving me money
She does the same thing to her other clients. She knows her audience and adjusts herself to keep them coming back. She's a whore OP and you're a pathetic retard.
Is it racist to think Asian pussy tastes best?
>>17211323
Who the hell cares about being racist? Why is everyone acting like it's the worst thing I'm the world?
>>17211323
No. It means you're fucking weird to even have that thought in the first place.
I'm sure you've eaten out every race of woman on the planet to make that judgment, too.
>>17211323
I've never tasted Asian. How many have you had?
I've only tasted Scandinavian, and some taste better than others, for reasons that should be obvious to everyone.
How do you reply?
What is the fastest way to learn new words (foreign)
Thanks
Cut cards with words and translation and stick it on fridge, bathroom mirror, computer, in toilet room, everywhere.
You'll see them everyday.
>>17211251
Read in the language you're studying.
Start with child books, if you need.
I mean when you have to study for a test.
I need a function that will solve me a for quadratic function (y=ax^2+bx+c) from three points.
First point is always 0,0
Second point's x can be anything, y will always be 0.
Third point's x is half of second point's x, y will be equal to second point's x.
Example: A(0, 0), B(5, 0), C(2.5, 5)
Giving above values to a calculator I found, linked below, solves the issue. Could anyone write a function for me that solves this?
I believe solving a of the quadratic equation is sufficient. Any help appreciated, I have been struggling to find a solution for a few days, haven't found anyone able to help. Picture not related
http://www.analyzemath.com/parabola/three_points_para_calc.html
Seriously... do your own high school homework. This is very basic stuff, you need to understand this if you want to pass.
You have 3 points. Plug each of them into the quadratic equation. Substitute, reduce, solve. You have (0,0),(x,0),(x/2,x) to plug in as (x,y).
>>17211109
>I have been struggling to find a solution for a few days
kekd
>>17211136
This isn't my homework, I'm not a student. Need this for a programming project.
I am aware solving similar issues is fairly straightforward but is anyone capable of creating a function for this?
I hate my "friends" I hate my "family".
Liars, all of them tell me I look "good". Everyone of them tells me I shouldn't worry so much about my weight.
I wish they could feel the suffering I feel every single day, I wish it burned at them the way it does me.
I'm 230 and 6'2, so I wear my weight well. But I hate it.
The only reason I don't look like a blob is my height. I've been stuck here for over 7 months.
i HAVE NO SELF CONTROL, I cannot portion control, drinking more water does fucking nothing.
Eating healthy low carb does nothing.
I keep breaking every single time.
My goal is 190. And right now it seems impossible.
I was 350 lbs, but now I'm here at 230. But this seems like the hardest challenge.
I can't break through, I cannot break this cycle.
I cannot do heavy exercise because I have anxiety and get serious heart palpitations.
So the "Run fatboy run" shtick doesn't fucking work either.
I hate this, I hate myself, and I hate the fucking liar people that tell me I can be accepted and loved at this weight.
They don't have to walk around with this shit all over their body. The most these people have every weighed was like 215 at their heaviest.
And boy what a fatass they felt like at that weight. Boy it sure would suck to weigh a hell of a lot more than that on a consistent basis wouldn't it you charmed fuck?
Inb4
>lol just stop eating
If I could do that I wouldn't be in this mess you retarded shitbag.
I WISH I had the mental fortitude and self discipline to just starve for a long ass time and eat one meal of birdseed and kale. But instead I eat fucking chocolate because my body apparently thinks it's pretty cool to try and acquire type 2 diabetes.
>I'm 230 and 6'2, so I wear my weight well
I highly doubt that. You're borderline obese on the bmi chart.
>Inb4 lol just stop eating
Eating less is exactly what you need to do. If you're looking for some kind of "trick" or workaround, there is none.
>I cannot do heavy exercise because I have anxiety
Everyone on here has this meme-ass disorder. Fuck it, you'll never make it. I can guarantee it. You will struggle with your weight for the rest of your life. One day you will accept your weight and figure that you were born that way. Then you will spiral out of control once again wishing you were a normal weight. You'll binge eat a bunch of retarded American bullshit until you die of a heartattack in your 30s.
>>17211103
first thing you need to do is get rid of how much you're blaming others for your unhappiness.
the only reason you're unhappy and obese is because you're unable to figure out how to eat healthy. Eating healthy isn't some sacred ritual, it's done by billions of people around the world.
Start things out slow, and build your way up. Dropping certain foods all at once is only going to set you up for disaster. Learn to track what you eat, and then learn to swap the worst foods with other alternatives.
But STOP blaming others, it's because of this mentality and you playing the victim that you're unable to take responsibility for your life and actions.
Learn more about what it means to actually eat healthy (planning actual meals and not just eating what's convenient as you get hungry), and you'll be shocked at the results.
>>17211103
Your biggest problem is not that you "can't" control yourself -- your eating and your lack of exercise -- it's that you refuse to control yourself.
You're a loser. You can decide that you don't want to be a loser and change, or you can keep going the way you're going. It's your life and your choice.
I would assume your friends and family are trying to make you feel better about yourself. There's not much point in hating them for that, but again, you're going to do what you want to do.
Hey /adv/
gf's on her period, any ideas you have in mind that I could give to her?
I once saw this picture of a box with chocolates and other stuff inside, any idea how I could replicate that?
Give her a box of tampons and ask for the key to your place back. Win/win.
A hard dick is a good cure to period pains
>>17211056
>I once saw this picture of a box with chocolates and other stuff inside, any idea how I could replicate that?
Go to a convenience store and buy one.
How to solve all your issues.
>Get a haircut once every 2 weeks.
>Cut your nails regularly.
>Brush your teeth twice a day.
>Use some antiperspirant every day.
>Shower twice a day.
>Get a job - any job.
(It's easier to find work when you're already employed.)
>Get fresh clothes and shoes.
>Start cooking your own meals from scratch.
>Restrict your time on the computer to a minimum.
>Overcome resulting boredom, make yourself busy.
>Realize you've stopped thinking about your problems and become 50% more attractive and healthy.
Have I missed anything?
The love of my life dumped me when I got myself a job, restricted my computer time and got hobbies to make myself busy.
It's not like I want her back though, she looked fucking anguished whenever I finally returned home at 8 PM, and I think I heard her cry in the mornings.
>Have I missed anything?
Yap. You missed that this is infeasible unless you have a strong resolve and a shitload of motivation, which most of us lack.
>Get a haircut once every 2 weeks.
Why would I do that?
girl here. how many times do i have to meet a guy ive met (onlinen datin) to be able to trust him and visit private areas alone?
you're the girl. you control this.
best answer is: the number of times YOU need to meet him to being able to trust him.
but if you really want a numeric answer i'd say 3 times.
>>17210907
First time I met my SO we stayed at a hotel for about a week and basically had a vacation. LDR for about 3 months though.
Just do it when you trust him
>>17210907
NEVER
How to get rid of my pee fetish?
It's such an awkward fetish to have, most people think it's gross.
Just picture it's your mother pissing you sick fuck
>fetish
>awkward
What's a fetish you would be proud of? Just don't pee yourself in public or tell everyone and you're fine.
>>17210891
M or F?
