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how would you find the maximum possible area of a rectangle with a perimeter of 240, totally sliping my mind
Trial and error?
>>17213659
Like this.
One way could be all four sides are 60 like a square, then 60•60=360
Or try 40/80/40/80. 40•80=320
So right off the bat you might deduce that squares have the highest possible area with that perimeter but not for certain
>>17213651
A = l*w, P = 2*(l+w)
240/2 = l + w, l = 120 - w
A = 120w - w^2, dA/dw = 120 - 2w
When dA/dw = 0, Area is at either max or min, so w = 60, and A = 3600.
How do I become flexible enough to blow myself?
Stretch, stretch, and stretch some more. Stay physically fit so that this kind of full-body "exercise" doesn't tire you out. Do it with an empty stomach. Stop if you feel any pain or snapping sensations. Learn not to regret cumming in your own mouth, you sick freak.
If you actually are lonely enough to want to blow yourself that badly maybe you should start by seeing a therapist
>>17213645
What is wrong with wanting to enhance my fapping?
Is a longterm relationship with a cute grill worth the lose of personal freedom? Feeling kinda antsy...but so fucking lazy.
what loss of personal freedom?
>>17213588
Idk...just doin what I want, I guess.
my situation is: Is a long term relationship with a cute and gorgeous girl worth the fact you have basically no sex...
fml
Wondering if someone could help me out or at least direct me to the board I should go to...I'm trying to build a gaming pc (nothing really extreme, just something that can get 1080 and 60fps) and I'm not really sure if what I have will work. Is there anyway I could get the grand total lower?
/g/
>>17213591
All those guys were assholes, but thank you anyway. I'll go search on another website.
not sure if youre still in this thread, but i can help.
>find profile on POF
>obvious girl hasn't been on it for a while
>Cant stop thinking about her, something about her profile and how cute she is, message her but I'm pretty confident she hasn't been on it in months
>Find Facebook
>Add and message her saying found profile, I know it comes off creepy but it's bugging me because im so interested etc
Did I do bad? She also rarely updates her Facebook, but I seriously cannot stop thinking about this girl even after jacking off.
Thoughts adv family?
Sounds fine to me, as long as you didn't come off as a sperg in your FB message.
>>17213555
> Alright I'm gonna come off as a total creep, but this is botherigng me. I found your profile on POF, and I don't think youve been on it in a long time, but for some reason you're staying in the back of my mind. I'd like to talk to you, here or there. If not fair enough, it's weird I'm doing this but I'm not the kind of person to give up.
>>17213558
That's what I sent her btw
So I have a new boyfriend and he's really sweet but he's not very experienced with sex yet. He apparently had it only a few times before he met me and apparently even that was limited. There's a lot of stuff he's too nervous to try yet and I'm getting really anxious because I do NOT want to get too emotionally invested in someone who is never going to eat me out.
Eating out is really special, there's not really any substitute that will work. I feel like if I explain this too bluntly, though, that he's going to get /way/ too nervous and potentially even dump me to protect my ego.
What should I do?
>>17213527
Play Simon Says.
Seriously get him high.
>>17213535
He doesn't smoke or drink. Also he cares about sex less than I do which is...terrifying honestly. He wants it less.
He's a virgin just wanting to get rid of the stigma. 100%
My gf of 5 years recently opened up a facebook and I friended her today. I noticed I now cannot see any of her friends. I appear as the only one.
Is this a cause of concern? Would it be reasonable to inquire why she made this change after I friended her?
>>17213438
Jesus Christ OP. Get a grip dude. It's just a feature that is included in facebook. Who the fuck knows why she checked boxed it. Stop worrying over shit like that.
>>17213454
Yes. But it wasn't checked before I sent a friend request. My action caused that reaction.
I am unsure why she would feel the need to hide her friends. We are adults, this kind of thing I expect from teenagers.
I don't hide shit. I don't understand why she would feel the need to.
Bump
Please I need some insight into this situation.
I don't even know what to say. This is a little embarrassing. But I need a male opinion.
So I play this MMO. I was in a clan at some point. Talked with some people. There was this guy who often made sexual remarks at me. I would say : " These assholes can lick my clit!" and he would go : " Can I lick it instead?" and many other stuff.
He had shown me pics of himself and he actually look good. I ended up showing myself to the guy. Pretty much just the face and I think he liked it 'cus he talked to me more and more.
I'm very insecure though so I always think I'm ugly etc. Once we were talking, he showed more pics, I showed another pic or two. Then I got stupid for some reason, probably because I'm lonely these past months and depressed and decided to show a pic just showing my cleavage. It was nothing special, just a bit of cleavage and I deleted it right after. I did this on Discord by the way. Now, my tits aren't small but they aren't huge either. I would say they are above average. In the pic, they looked bigger than what they actually are though. After that incident, things got weird. We didn't talk as much and I felt like a retard for doing what I did. Just now I passed him in a place and he logged off as soon as he saw me. Wtf? I'm over him already, he was the one chasing me all the time and saying sexual shit at me and I ended up falling for it and now I feel stupid. Could it be my cleavage pic? He wants them even bigger? Or he wants them smaller? Does he think I'm a whore? He was the one who pursued me!
Can someone tell me what is going on in his head based on the info I provided?
Ummm can I see your cleavage? And your face?
Plus in this day and age how are you gonna think of you as a whore when I can gurantee any guy with hormones and a dick would bang two rocks together. Girls are no different specially if neither has had sex. The guy probably thought you weren't serious or he probably thinks you are one of those fake catfish. I can however check how you look and confirm or deny your insecurity, ill be honest as well.
you know that thing about dogs chasing cars not knowing what to do with them if they caught one?
seems like whats happening here.
>>17213466
I don't think I'm brave enough to do that here :s
I rarely even show my face to people online, I just did it because he chased me a lot and kept making sexual advances and I was vulnerable.
> The guy probably thought you weren't serious
Explain please. Serious regarding what?
And about catfish, well he has heard me so he knows I am a woman. Honestly I'm not a gorgeous woman so I don't see why he would doubt that the pictures were me. Things changed after that cleavage pic and I'm not very confident about my breasts, now it's even worse. Also I didn't ask his opinion on the picture, I panicked, deleted the pic and told him to not talk about it. But now we pretty much just don't talk anymore. I feel so stupid for what I have done.
>>17213481
I see.... well the joke was on me and now I seem like a desperate loser.
So I might be getting party vanned soon
> meet girl on okcupid
> profile said she was 18
> get her number
> send her a nude with my dick censored by a eggplant
> she asks how old I am
> I'm 19
> I ask her how old she is and she responds saying she's turning 17 in a few days!
> then immediately sends a pic of her bent over naked in the mirror
> tells me she wants to see the D
> well fuck
> we start sending pics back and forth
> this goes on for a couple days
> her pictures are super pixelated and almost look like they were poorly compressed
> the titles of the pictures either say FB30981 (or something) or Screenshot something
> I looked her up on Facebook and there were only a couple pics of her, but otherwise a skellington profile (under the name she gave me)
> today I got a call from her number
> some man claiming to be her father was on the phone saying that he was gonna report me to the police
> he had an extremely thick, and difficult to understand southern (I think) accent
> the convo ended with him saying he was looking me up and was gonna send my number to the "law"
> proceed to make my Facebook as private as possible
> disable my ok cupid account
> block the number
> delete all the pics
> remove her from my phone
am I fugged?
is this chick fake?
I dont wanna get party vanned
> pic related is supposedly her
Kek you done goofed.
>>17213343
I know
wat do?
>>17213351
ignore it since it was probably just a guy setting you up to scam you of money and this is part of his scare tactic.
Is it weird to find the contact info of someone that works in a certain industry and straight up ask for a job/send in a resume?
>>17213334
Not really, but if possible go through the proper channels (start at the bottom/front of house and find out who handles hiring).
>>17213334
It is not weird at all, but do what >>17213339 says. Don't just send it to anyone in the industry, make sure it's someone who works in HR. It's got a pretty low success rate, because the company you're contacting won't necessarily be hiring anyone at that time, but it's certainly worth a shot.
>>17213339
What about asking what their company does and the experience you'd need to land a position there?
i'm terrified of ending up like my parents. i was talking with my mom about my boyfriend (upon her insistence) and she told me (without ever meeting him) that he reminds her of my dad.
in some ways i can see what she means (and it honestly made me worry but maybe i'm over-thinking it), but i don't completely trust her word either. i've had experiences where my mom gaslights me, has been a total hypocrite and lied about some things like money... in other words, i don't know how much about my dad she could've lied to me about. (she has an incredibly high standard for men for me and always pick apart whoever i date...) then there were times where she (mostly out of anger) would tell me that i'm just like my dad. don't know how to feel about that.
but with my dad, i've experienced first hand what he was like... and i was always afraid of him and he was easily angered. last i heard of him, he got himself involved in some money laundering scam and is now in deep debt. but to be honest, i've never really got to talk with him or get to know him well. i just mostly avoided him and listened to my mom.
i really regret not having to try and figure out what really went down between my parents when i was younger; instead i just hid in my room and tried to ignore them when they fought. all i really have is my mom's side of the story, and i'm not sure how much of that is true and to make matters more complicated, i live at the other side of the country from my dad and i can't get in touch with him.
what can i do to figure out if my boyfriend will be a good partner for me? how do i make sure i don't end up in a failed marriage like my parents? i don't want to repeat my mom's mistake nor do i want to become like her...
by the way, here are some things that my boyfriend (been together for about a year now) is similar to my dad
>easily angered (made a thread about this yesterday, but the anons itt seemed to think he was venting in a healthy way since he never tries to intimidate me)
>5 years older than me (dad might've been 6 years older than my mom though)
>have a tan complexion
>has an intimidating appearance/scary looking
>grew up without parents, and in the ghettos, raised by their siblings and otherwise lived a rough life
>also the youngest in their family
>extremely hard working
>were introverts
where the differ
>dad is extremely conservative; hates gays, believes in women's roles, doesn't believe in race mixing, etc. very strict even about food (family could only eat traditional dishes)
>boyfriend is more liberal (he's white, i'm asian), very PC and open-minded
>dad had no friends that i can think of, my bf makes friends wherever he goes
>bf seems to reflect and think about his actions even after being angry or sulky
>dad never apologized for anything
i can add more but this is what comes off the top of my head...
>>17213355
>easily angered
might be a problem
>5 years older than me (dad might've been 6 years older than my mom though)
pretty standard.
>have a tan complexion
irrelevant
>has an intimidating appearance/scary looking
irrelevant unless you're scared of him
>grew up without parents, and in the ghettos, raised by their siblings and otherwise lived a rough life
irrelevant
>also the youngest in their family
irrelevant
>extremely hard working
if your dad was hard working then what's the money laundering all about?
>were introverts
irrelevant
they don't sound very similar except for superficial stuff
>>17213275
>>bf seems to reflect and think about his actions even after being angry or sulky
That sounds like the biggest thing to look for. People get angry, you'll probably at some point fight in your relationship because you're both human. It's important to know you can get past it though. If someone thinks yelling the loudest or being the angriest, or being the most capable of walking out means they WIN the argument.. that's when things are dangerous.
You can't trust your mom's word, because she's already made it clear she'll say things specifically to hurt you. Just take her messages as a coin flip. 50/50 chance, you're not at fault for listening to her or not. She ruined her reliability, not you.
For your partner, focus on your actual relationship. How do you feel? How does he feel? Are you both on the same page? How do you work through things?
Growing up, I was raised Catholic but we were never religious. At about 6th grade, I decided that there was no God and that religion is all made up. Now, at the age of 18, I've become mature enough to understand that there can be a place for religion and God in my life even when there is an apparent "lack of evidence" to support it, this being called having faith. Now that I'm mature, I've figured I wanted to get back into Christianity, or to be more precise, go through some exploration between myself and religion in order to develop a stronger sense of understanding and faith towards God.
Upon looking back into getting into Christianity, I've gathered that Catholicism is apparently corrupt because of Vatican II, some of the actions of Pope Benedict, and also given that they pick and choose what laws of God to enforce. I'm leaning towards Orthodoxy as it seems the most faithful to the intention of the Bible but from what I found, there aren't any nearby Orthodox parishes within my city so I have to look at neighboring towns. What should I look into and look out for?
Also, how do you keep your faith even when there are some opposing views and "evidence" against it? Why do you believe in the religion you believe in and how has your faith confirmed that what you believe in real?
>>17213271
>I've gathered that Catholicism is apparently corrupt because of Vatican II
you're fucking retarded.
Also, do you think God will get mad at me for fapping to porn of Jesus fucking the Virgin Mary?
>>17213271
Go church shopping.
It is perfectly respectable to visit a different church in your town each Sunday until you find one you feel comfortable with.
I want to ruin the lives of everyone who knows me.
How do I do it?
Pic related, apparently it makes a wonderfully corrosive material that can melt skin.
Light yourself on fire. Shotgun blast to head. Sharp knife in gut. Cheese wire hanging with your hands glued to your head.
>>17213309
Thank you.
Can't tell you where I am but I'll try and deliver eventually somehow.
>>17213268
Suicide bombing
Just make a small bomb so only you blow up
Wall of text incoming
I'll try to keep this short. I met a girl last november and soon we started dating. I'm 20 and she's 31. I met her at work and soon enough the whole store knew about me and her. She has some issues, mentally and otherwise. So we date for a few months eventually she moves in and we planned on getting married. One day i decided to look through her phone because i thought she was smoking weed and not telling me. What i found was far worse, she was cheating on me and smoking meth. After that i never said anything until i tried to break up with her after valentines day, at that point i still cared and couldn't just keep my emotions together and she took a bunch of pills in front of me and her daughter when i tried to leave her the first time (daughter is ten). We sort of split up but got back together in a few days, i was still in hell but i didn't know what to do. Eventually i figure i need to get a new job because she told everyone at the store we were getting married. So i put my 2 weeks in and break up with her right after i quit my job. That day she said she would kill herself and told me she was pregnant. As time went on obviously she didn't kill herself and we just talked and occasionally met up. About a month after she claims she is really pregnant, but shows me no proof. I will be honest, this is not someone i want to raise my kid or any kid for that matter. I told her to get an abortion, she says she wants to keep it and i can just move on, she wouldn't put a name on the birth certificate. I kept telling her to get the abortion done, and a few weeks ago she supposedly did. Again she has shown me no proof she got it done. At this point in time i don't know what to believe. i haven't talked to her today and i don't want to contact her because every time she's just like i love you anon i want to be with you anon so on and so forth.
1/2
2/2
All i can do know i think is just be friendly and watch her for a few months and make sure nothing develops.
TL;DR
Got a crazy ex gf, supposedly was pregnant but it still hovers in my head. what should i do.
>>17213227
>>17213210
You can't really force someone to get an abortion anyway, if she lied about it and ends up having a kid, get a dna test to make sure it's yours before going full JUST
>>17213270
Obviously but still what happens then? I don't want to pay child support and shit
Hey /adv/. I've never had this happen before. This girl I knew from high school started liking my FB posts, so I hit her up on messager. We talked, I got her number, we kept talking, we scheduled a date.
I was told ahead of time by friends that they know she has small anxiety issues, but those didn't seem to matter.
I invited her out with my friends to go drinking, and she was seemed via text to be super excited. The next day we flirted, then late at night said she wanted to bring her friend with her. I remembered the anxiety she had in HS and asked her if she was uncomfortable with the plans and she said no.
The day after she said she is going to get a ride with her friend's brother on top of that as opposed to Uber or an alternative like the rest of us.
What the fuck? Should I just flat out ask her if she's even interested? I mean fuck off at this point. It became "hey let's get some drinks together" to "hey I'll meet you there with my friend."
9 times out of 10 I would just write her off immediately and cancel on her. But I can't tell if this is an anxiety thing and if I'm being insensitive.
Should I just ask her flat out what the deal is? Or is there anything I could ask more subtle to find out? Because I don't want to waste my time when I have four other women I could invite instead.
You asked her out with your friends so why does that mean she can't bring a friend, obviously you only care about yourself.
An anxious person it's going to be super comfortable saying they're anxious. It's sort of like touching someone's wound to ask if it hurts. If they were okay before, they certainly aren't now.
Being anxious about going alone is different than completely not being okay with your plans. But you don't really come across as ready or willing to deal with her anxiety. Might be better for you both if you move on.
>>17213229
I was fine with the friend by itself. The fact that now she's getting her own ride strikes me as a red flag and that she's weird.
