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Moving to a new apt. in a month. What are some things in an apartment which will make it difficult or impossible to get laid? Instant woman repellent? Let's ignore the obvious like a realdoll or shrine to your favorite moe character. I'm not that bad. But I'd like to minimize the chances of getting a girl home and having her say "well it's been nice but I gotta go" when she sees the place.
the list is almost infinite. just tell us what weird shit you have and we'll tell you how bad it is.
>>17213982
what are you planning to have in your apartment?
if you have to ask what things would make it hard to get laid, chances are you have things that will make it impossible to get laid in your apartment already
Like for example I hate to get rid of anything my niece gives me for my birthday/Christmas and she gives me strange stuff like a rubber frog, stuffed Pokemon I've never heard of before, a Rapunzel doll from Tangled. Also wondering about my Wii, Egon Schiele poster my brother gave me with emaciated naked German Expressionist woman in it, an ugly but comfortable pillow that might come in useful.
I haven't felt like my wife has been attracted to me for a very long time. Sex seems like a routine thing for her, but she never seems to ever really want it or me. I exercise and try to stay in as good a shape as possible but it doesn't seem to matter. When I bring it up she says she thinks I'm sexy etc etc. But her actions just don't seem to match her words.
A friend started hitting on me recently and I've been flirting back pretty hard. It's just so nice to feel like someone wants me. But then I feel guilty. What should I do?
pic related, seems like the obvious solution
Stop flirting and go to a strip club. If it keeps on going on you might fuck that girl. Strip club will kill most of your demons. You most likely have dropped the ball on Wooing your woman. Go see a musical and all that. Do the disheses. Ask her about her day. Remmber stupid shit.
>>17213979
is your wife depressed? given birth recently? female hormones go up and down throughout their lives she might just be having a rough patch, things can change but do not cheat on her you will lose everything.
So I graduate high school tomorrow, and I'm probably never gonna see my crush ever again. Literally cutest girl I've seen in the past 2 years. She's a junior so she'll be sticking around another year, but I'll be gone.
She's been in my class all year and I never even said a word to her because I'm a fucking beta. I would add her on facebook like a normal person and get on with my day, but she doesn't use it. I overheard it's been like 6 months since she's logged in. She doesn't have any pictures on there.
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ask her out
Fuck her in half.
>>17213957
I think she'd be creeped out desu. I had no friends in that class because they were all juniors so I'd just sit there and sleep or listen to music. I legit think the only think the only thing I've ever said to her was "did we have any homework yesterday?"
Hey, s/adv/irgins. I was motivated to start this thread because of another anon's thread about her little sister.
How do you deal with handsy family members?
I'm recently 18 living with my mom and older brother, who is turning 26 this year and still lives at home. He's a NEET who won't get a job and just lives off of our mom. I'm a high school senior who's getting ready to go to college in the fall. But that's just background information. I'll greentext what possessed me to start this thread:
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>>17213945
> recently he's been a lot more affectionate towards me (he'll find excuses to ruffle my hair, grab me, hug me, hold on to me, pull my legs over him, etc). We've been doing this since we were kids so it's not weird to us. He's not the most affectionate in the first place but I thought he might be more because I was spending more time with him the last two months.
> okay whatever no big deal
> but the last few weeks he's started pulling me into his lap while we watch stuff
> at first I was really freaked out because that's a little weirder than usual and I'm not a kid anymore and he's treating me like I'm ten but I got over it quickly
> but he's recently gotten watt touchier than usual
> will randomly squeeze my arm, place his hand on my knee, on the small of my back
> I'll sometimes shift myself into a different position but he'll usually just shift to me again
> I thought I might just be overthinking it
> two nights ago when we were watching Tanaka-kun he kept putting his chin on my shoulder and (loosely) wrapping his arm around my waist (not sure how to describe it. It was like his arm was drapped around me, but mostly in my lap)
It's really really uncomfortable and I should say something but I don't want to make things weird if he's just feeling needy or something. Like I said we're a really huggy family so it's not like physical affection is weird to me. But he's never this affectionate. He's depressed and easily bothered so I feel like he might just need company. I don't really know. So I saw that thread and thought maybe I'd talk about it here. I don't think I'd be willing to talk about it with anyone else.
If anyone has any similar stories feel free to vent.
he's watching too much incest hentai and spending too much time on 4chan
stop watching anime with him you're gonna get molested
>>17213966
this
It sounds like his autism and virginity has gotten the best of him.
Are you male or female OP?
So basically, there is this girl I like. I barely talk to her, but whenever I do, its awkward, she thinks im wierd. Its not like i say things wierd, but i have tourretes and i keep stuttering. She does not seem too interested in me. I need to make some sort of move, what should i do
>>17213931
You have Oneitis. Just move on an stop trying to get her because it won't ever happen. Just being blunt. Even if you were completely competent socially, having Oneitis would doom you because it makes you act desperate and women pick up on that easily.
I'd say try to be weird as fuck and keep hitting on a girl that isn't into you; but apparently that's not working out. What would you recommend captain?
>>17213931
You have no chances with her. A girl who likes you will show it to you by flirting. If you never had a playful conversation with her, if she never touched you then it's over my friend.
What's it feel like to have sex? Should I be more desperate to lose my virginity or is it not that big a deal?
it's not a big deal.
Sex with someone you love = awesome
Sex with someone you don't love = usually guilt or disappointment unless you can manually dissociate
>>17213916
It's fun for about 5 minutes then it gets boring. When it's done it's even more boring. Sex without love is boring.
Well i mean it's simple, i'm 5 inches long and my girlfriend wamted to know, she was expecting 7 inches when she felt in before sitting on my lap, she told me right after i said that that she wasn't upset about me being 5 inches, maybe i'm being too sensative but that fuckimg hurt, it turned my libido off too.. desu i don' wanna see her tomorrow..
Wtf, that's average the average, normal size.
Come back here if the coming SJW dictatorship cuts off your dick or you're reborn with a cute little micropenis. Till then fuck off (literally).
>>17213897
Woops, totally fucked up that first sentence. Just forget the first average there.
Thanks! Never had any confidence problems with my dick before her, the way she worded it sounded like she wasn't upset i had a small dick, when it's average, not small..
Does it make sense that this upcoming half of the year is probably only going to cost me somewhat over $6k? I'm a senior in college with my tuition paid for and a semesterly refund of $4.6k for living expenses. After doing the math, factoring in the cost of having a car (gas+insurance), rent($400), utilities ($50), and groceries ($200ish), I'm looking at about $6k in basic costs of living. After pooling together the money I'm making working right now, the money I'm probably going to make when I work during school, and all of my refund/loan disbursements,...
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It does work out that way. It's just that people your age blow it on fast cars, big houses, and that's before starting a family.
Save while you can. Your retirement and financial security will thank you later.
>>17213964
Well, thank god I like beater ass cars, living with nerdy roommates, and freshmen girls with low standards.
I am having a bit of a mid-midlife crisis in that I miss buying and playing video games really badly, but I've lost my /v/irginity a while ago and now all I do is photos, video, and research on random shit.
>400$ rent
amerifats have it so good
Felt hurt for the first time, it's a stupid matter really but I haven't felt this hurt before. You might laugh I mean I don't write that good in English so the simple remark will escalate to 3rd WW in no time, but let's say it was way more realistic irl.
> be me, 20 yo, sociopathic
> With friends on fb
> Points out that one of our friends, which is more like a acquaintance is vulgar
> He totally proves my point he is saying jerky...
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>>17213840
your english is fine fuckwad stop saying that it isn't good just to fish for compliments.
>>17213845
Last time i made a thread, people were shitposting because of my poor english. Anyway, thanks, that doesn't change nothing to my position but still.
>>17213840
My english is pretty damned good and im only understand that some guy was beig a Douche bag, you called him out on it, and the girls sided with him. Am i missing anything?
>I've never dated
>Wanna make sure I make a good impression
It works if you're higher status than the potential partner.
>>172113817
Welp
>>17213813
Short answer: no
Long answer: kinda
Tl;dr my cousin is really annoying, irresponsible, disgusting, and manipulative and after being her best friend for over 20 years I'm sick of it and dont know if or how to cut her off.
Longer: me , my sister, and my cousin spend a ton of time together while growing up and considered ourselves to be best friends. I was always super jealous of my cousin because she was beautiful, smart, and good at a ton of sports and music. As we grew up my sister and I had less time to spend with our cousin. Gradually, the times we did get to see her became more of a chore than a...
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>>17213809
>Tl;dr my cousin is really annoying, irresponsible, disgusting, and manipulative
I didn't read any further.
Stop talking to her. Cut her out of your life. If you have the time to entertain the presence of toxic people then keep pussyfooting around when you need to do.
If you're truly sick of it, drop her like a sack of shit and don't look back.
Anyway, when we were younger we were super into anime and what not so it's been our dream since forever to all go to Japan together. After both my sister and I studied abroad in Japan separately, it was finally my cousins turn. While she was there, tickets to Japan were very cheap, so my sister and I decided to plan a trip there together,and figured we'd visit our cousin while there. I messaged her and told her we were coming, and she took it to mean we'd spend the whole trip together, whcih wasn't really my plan, but I decided to go for it anyway. I knew...
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Last part
I haven't responded yet. I don't feel any positive emotions for her and I'm sick of pretending to like people just because they were once my friend. My sister sees it in an even darker way, that she is trying to keep a manipulative hold on us with this text message. I just wish instead of this "poor me I'm lonely I miss you" text she had offered some kind of apology for the trouble she caused on the trip. If she had taken that route I'd enthusiastically respond but it just seems like yet again she is trying to avoid taking...
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I am studying Japanese in school, have a good grade in it as well. Should I try to study in Japan as an exchange student? Is it worth it? Will I hate my life?
>>17213777
I love it in Japan and being there is the fastest way to learn. Im not a weeb tho so if you have an idealized view of Japan you might get disillusioned. The culture shock is one of the toughest things, and manners at times can feel almost stifling. Food there is awesome though and younger people are generally friendly. If you go to central Tokyo there are enough foreigners that you won't feel too out of place.
>>17213794
Not a weeb here either.
I don't know who to ask this so sorry but.. Is it possible to smoke dat dank 420 in Japan? Is it easy to get a hold of dealers and not get caught?
>>17213805
Most of my friends do but it's one of the easiest drugs to get caught doing because of the smell. I'd smoke in someone else's apartment if possible because your neighbors will likely narc on you. The japanese have a very narrow view of drugs. Also prices are like 30-50% higher for weed. If you have a decent network of foreigners you can find weed pretty easily.
I've always had a girlfriend/wife sharing fantasy. I always got aroused by the idea of having my girlfriend having sex or anything like that with another guy. Even so, that when I fap I usually do it to this kind of porn or something related, like cuckolding. I had told my girlfriend about this fantasy and, while she told me she wouldnt want to actually do it, we sometimes roleplayed with it.
A week ago, she told me she is now open to try something up if I really want, and that she would do it for me. I wasn't sure what to say because I never thought she would...
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Porn and real life are two very different things.
You WILL regret it if you care about this chick at all. Cucking is something you try for the first time with a girl who doesn't mean shit to you, not with a long term partner.
Because even if you do end up liking it, if she decides she'll never do it again or starts thinking less of you, that's equally hard to get over once you've opened that box.
>>17213725
depends on the kind of sharing you get off on.
i get off on the same idea, but its the idea that im sharing my girlfriend. so it has to be a guy i seek out and invite over and feel up my girlfriend in front of him, show her off, offer to let him squeeze or do this or that.
if ur into cuckolding go for it but it sounded more like you were only using cuckolding porn cuz its the only one you could find of that variety.
So I guess Im in this situation because my family is retarded and has no idea on how to take care of dogs.
We decided to breed our male and ended up keeping two of the puppies. One female and one male. About 4 months ago my mom was carrying both dogs the female jumped out of her arms and broke her leg. We used a splint and wrapped it. Healed nicely. About a month ago my mom did the same fucking thing only the male broke his leg. Put a splint on it and wrapped it. Still has it on and it will take a few weeks to heal fully. About 20 minutes ago my sister was carrying both...
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Jesus fuck man, get the dogs to safety, or go off your nut until your family fucking listens.
Those dogs are being hurt for the most retarded of reasons, and it either HAS to stop or the dogs need to be rehomed to somewhere SAFE.
>>17213711
Yeah I mean its obvious we can't keep them. I really would like to but its dangerous at this point because they wont stop being irresponsible. I just dont understand them. My sister feels really bad about it but it was really retarded of her to be carrying two puppies at once, one of which has a broken leg.
>>17213702
This makes me so fucking mad to read. Give those puppies to someone who will take care of them, I couldn't care less what your stupid fucking parents or sister say. Be a big kid and look for a good home for these puppies after getting them properly treated
... Is it lame of me to find this image stomach-turning? If I don't think about it, I feel fine, but if I imagine her doing it, I feel sick.
We've been together for just under four months now. At 2.5 months, I hung out with someone, she kissed me, and I decided to break up with my girlfriend and sleep with her. Then I decided I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend and called her the next morning to tell her I cheated on her.
Before I cheated on her, she'd told me that if I ever cheated on her, she'd just sleep with someone, too. I...
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>>17213697
>called her the next morning to tell her I cheated on her.
And that was the mistake. Cheating is wrong. Telling your gf is stupid.
stop being a faggot
i really mean that
And when I say she "probably" will sleep with someone else... After I told her about it, we broke up and got back together and she told me it wouldn't really be fair if she just slept with one person, so she'd sleep with a few. Then she said she wouldn't sleep with anyone because she can't imagine finding anyone else she wants to sleep with while she's with me. Then she got mad at me for going soft while having sex with her one night, pulled out her phone, and found a guy on tinder to meet for drinks with right then, and came back an hour later....
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