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Okay, /adv/, help me, please.
>very secretive, socially anxious and narcissistic throughout primary and middle school
>made some kinda friends
>never hang out with them outside school, overprotective parents
>went to different highschool
>didn't accept party invitation from old school friends
>become less of a jerk, one close friend obtained
>in...
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Bump.
My loneliness and reminiscing childhood may be the source of my addiction to anime, vidya and pokemon. I need the answer.
Bump, I regret choosing to alienate from them and the whole thing upsets me.
>Is there a point to try to cultivate a friendship with people who live on the other side of the state, and don't really know anything about you?
you're asking a worldwide anonymous board of strangers. What do you think?
>My loneliness and reminiscing childhood may be the source of my addiction to anime, vidya and pokemon. I need the answer.
almost everything people do, if they're stable or unstable, tends to be formed around habits.
what habits are you currently engaging in that reinforce the traits about yourself that you've bitched about in OP?
>ex dates me for three years
>dumps me for some little insecure faggot
>shes been dating him for 4 weeks now
>i slept at her house last night
>fucked her 3 times
>we did all the sex we used to do
>lay together and falls asleep with me
>read her texts
>sounds like shes arguing w the guy a lot...
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>>17215666
Is this >>17214288 part 2?
Your ex is a shitty person and you're an asshole and a loser.
If you were smart you'd get her out of your life. Since you're not, you're going to do whatever stupid shit you're going to do. Why bother asking for advice?
>>17215666
Is this an everyday meme for you or is it real?
I find it difficult to believe someone can be this stubborn and desperate.
>>17215666
Are you really this retarded to want to be with some slut who can't keep her legs closed for someone she is dating? If she cheated with you so easily I bet she cheated on you.
Why are some women so obsessed with the idea of having it all?
>>17215659
FOMO, mostly.
>>17215659
Their tiny heads restrict a wide range of thought patterns.
>>17215659
Ambition. Nothing wrong with it, is there?
I'm 24 and my hair is getting worse and worse. People in my family have had historically God tier hair, but for some reason mine is thinning already.
Do any of you have good hair care tips?
Should I see a dermatologist?
>>17215646
Best tip is just doing what you can with your hair. Make sure it's a flattering cut, etc. Be confident with it
>>17215646
>OP's milkman is bald
>>17215646
Shampoo no more than once a week. Make sure there are no sulfates in the shampoo, same with conditioner. I use rosemary rinse. I'll cut a few twigs of rosemary, boil it in distilled water for about 20 minutes, let it cool, put it in a bottle in the shower. Use it as a rinse about 2-3 times a week.
Other than that, good diet and proper blood flow to the scalp.
I am an avid sleeptalker, and overall I sleep pretty poorly.
After a few particularly violent dreams I decided it would be best to record myself while sleeping, using one of those auto-mic apps.
I have been recording my sleep for the last week now, and I have a recording of my (homosexual) roommate trying to talk to me in my sleep (time code around 4AM).
To my absolute horror, I responded to the homosexual innuendos he was making, even actively participating in the conversation (I have no memory of this, only the recording).
I said some very embarrassing,...
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Here is my plan, lmk what you think;
1. Ask roommate directly about it (he will lie, confirmed sociopath)
2. Demand he unlock and hand over his phone (at gunpoint if necessary)
3. Check texts to find who he has told about the situation.
4. Check recordings/video recordings to see if he has a record of the incident.
5. Return phone, tell him that I will out him to his friend groups if anyone hears of this.
6. Send him sound bytes of himself from our "conversation"
>>17215632
sh8 b8 m8 I r8 .8 out of 888
>>17215674
>5. Return phone, tell him that I will out him to his friend groups if anyone hears of this.
this never ends well as not only will he do the same to you but you'll be treated like shit because that's an asshole move.
Hey /adv/, I've been thinking a lot about it and I think I'm going to start smoking. What are some things I should know before starting? I'd like to keep it discreet from family and friends. Recommendations and tips would be appreciated.
>>17215621
>start smoking
Congratulations in another poor decision.
>>17215637
I just want something to distract me. I don't need a "oh please don't do this, you'll hate yourself, oh woe is me".
Guys please. I need help with this...
I need help /adv/,
Idk what to do, my fiance of 5 years broke up with me 6 months ago admittedly because I was already a mess mentally/emotionally and I think it's gotten only worse. Being single has made me "fragile" like any little thing will send me into the most crippling of depressive downs. I'm a semi-controlled Bipolar with anxiety issues. Additionally I make money on the stock market and I've been on a severe losing streak because of my emotions which leads to worse emotions. Last week I lost 7k. Today i lost 1k and I feel suicidal. It just...
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>>17215596
bump
>>17215596
>>17215692
sigh...I guess even 4chan has abandoned me. :/
I'm in almost the exact same postion. I had a bipolar episode my girl left and I never even got the chance to explain the guilt eats me alive.
Yesterday I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend. She's not on the pill, I didn't wear a condom, but I pulled out and didn't cum inside of her. I came close a few times, so I'm not sure about precum or anything on that front, but I definitely didn't full on orgasm inside of her.
This was a dumb and very impulsive decision, and was also the first time I've ever had sex with no condom.
I guess I'm just sort of worried. We're both 19, I have no idea what I would do if she ended up pregnant, especially because she's catholic.
You'll probably be a father
You dumb shit
>>17215581
Uh, those precums are as good as money, sir
Right here? Baby, $250K, might wanna hold onto that one.
>>17215581
1/5th chance of her being pregnant, step right up, spin the wheel, and try again!
Hi /adv/ers,
I'm desperately trying to fuck a guy. OK, he's my ex and he broke up with me for... no reason, so it's pretty obvious he doesn't want me back. But I just wanna fuck, no romantic involvement. He still makes my pussy boil everytime he does something a beta male would do (I may have weird tastes in guys). We're really good friends now. We see each other nearly every day and he's constantly mocking me in a flirty way. I tried to flirt back, even tried to send him lewd pics but he didn't want to see them. He clearly likes my appearance,...
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Him or another guy isn't gonna make a difference, if you're horny, you're horny... Just touch yourself.
It's just you have feelings for him so, it's easier to go back to him instead of fucking someone else.
Assuming, that, since when are you single and how long have you been together ?
>>17215500
Why did he broke up with you. There is always a reason ... How was your relashionship ?
>>17215561
I guess you're right. We've been together for a year and I've been single for about a year and a half now.
>can't get grill
>plays world of warcraft 8+ hours a day
>only leaves house to go to cinema
>goes to cinema alone
I just want a relationship with a girl.... All I can't is the inocent things. Holding hands, kisses and being together.
What do?
go outside and meet people
wow
MJAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>17215455
Tried that... Met a grill... Spoke all the time got dumped. That's happened 3 times now
I fear my girlfriend might love me too much, is this possible?
She says "I love you" like three times an hour, sometimes in very rapid succession. She's said I'm the best thing to ever happen to her, that she sees us having children and getting married some day. She cries often, just tears of joy or something because she's "so in love with [me]". We've been seeing each other for four months.
On one hand it feels good to be desired and having feelings of affection for me, but on the other hand it's putting a lot of weight...
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how old is she
she sounds underage
kinda nutty otherwise
tread carefully
>>17215433
I'm 3 years in with a girl like that. I can only give you my experiences.
She never really calmed down on the I love yous. I eventually told her that it's too much for me and she was upset for a bit but she got over it and it's tolerable now
She's super clingy. She wants to cuddle all the time. To the point where I got bored of it. I had to limit it to bed time, or when I'm playing video games on the couch.
Shes super eager to please. It gets annoying sometimes but I...
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>>17215433
seems manageable as long as you don't go full retard and marry her
I fucked up bad you guys
I fucked up real, real, real bad
I"m an ambien addict. I used to do the fuck out of some doctor shopping - three 60-pill 10mg scrips a month. I decided I was going to stop. Unfuck myself, that's it. Done.
I tried to get a prescription filled today, after having run out properly, and they saw that I had gotten 20 ambien filled on the 19 of last month (from an urgent care), and the doctor told the pharmacist to tear up the prescription, and now I'm waiting for him to call me and I'm crying and scared out o fmy mind.
What...
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Where do you live?
Agree to go to rehab if it comes up, you probably won't be in that much trouble bro. You sound like you need help; the government CAN be your friend and give it to you.
>>17215428
I always think I'm acting too much like a pill seeker when I ask for something stronger.
But, then I see people like you, and remind myself I'm actually in pain, and hope the doctor doesn't think I'm one of you fucks.
I probably look like it at this point, but I just never had a doctor before and didn't realize you need to have "one" doctor and not just go to the urgent care places whenever something is wrong.
>>17215451
Pennsylvania.
I'm already seeing an addiction therapist. That's why it's fucking me up so bad. I finally get caught when I'm trying to get better.
So I just have the biggest crush on a girl, and I'm gay...
I never liked any girl before. Ever since I was a kid I was only attracted to males. I never ever found a girl attractive. The thought of having sex with a girl actually kinda repulsed me. At 25 i always felt that I was 100% gay. But I recently met a girl. And for some reason I find myself very attracted to her... Like very. I really want to fuck her. I actually really want to fuck a girl, so bad. Last night I got off to straight porn for the first time, fantasizing about her and I.
I have no idea...
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>>17215402
Interesting. I'm a lesbian and sometimes I feel emotionally attracted to guys - but never sexually. If a gay guy had a crush on me, I would be interested in how that works.
Is your crush on her different from your crushes on men?
I don't know how to help you. I think it's very unfortunate that you're in this situation. I did not have a feminine personality as a small child myself, but I reconcile because I know my role is to bear children and find a male so I do my job and accept my God-given body.
But it's too late for me to tell you anything about that.
She MIGHT be okay with it if she develops heterosexual feelings for you, but if you want her to, I think you should guide her into those feelings. In other words, act like a male would as his role to a female. But...
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>>17215435
It's different yeah. She's really good looking, but it's not like i haven't seen better looking women than her. I just found myself looking at her a lot, her curves, her legs. It was sexual attraction at first but after getting to know her more, I actually like her. I'm really confused and a little scared at the same time.
How can I avoid getting a boner when a girl sits on my lap? Pic unrelated
she doesnt care bro
>>17215347
You must be 18 yrs etc. Op
>>17215347
You don't.
Can someone help me in dealing with a horrible coworker?
We're in sales and every so often I will be selling to an attractive female. This is when my coworker will butt into the transaction and try to steal her away from me... not for the sale, but just because he wants to talk to a girl.
The worst part is this guy isn't even alpha. He's a 30 year old kissless virgin with no social skills whatsoever. But that doesn't seem to make a difference in this scenario. If he was actually alpha, I could accept it, but I'm being cucked anyway.
This...
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This is just me but I would probably tell him that when I open a sale with a customer that that's my sale and it makes no sense for you to come in and talk over me. I will do the same for you.
>>17215531
This. Tell him to straight himself out or you'll have to take this further up.
>>17215335
Have you called him out on this shit, or are you being a non alpha and hoping he reads your mind?
Beat him over the head with a big floppy dildo if he doesn't fuck off
