>>17216188
she's an idiot IMO. You don't have anything to do with whatever situation made her upset last time. She should realize that.

Any form of abortion fucks people up psychologically because of all the what ifs.

>>17216195

>any form of abortion

By that logic she should feel bad for all OP's sperm that has gone to waste and died in a latex prison

>>17216162
You might give birth to chickens. Happened to a friend of mine.

just wash your cunt out

is that really that difficult?

just get up in there with your fingers

also if your gonna masturbate with an egg hardboil it next time ya dingus

Can you take a shower?

A therapist is going to be a worthless money pit. A Psychologist is what I think you're looking for.

And, yeah just call up a practice, ask if you can get an appointment as a new patient, and go from there. Helps if you know your insurance and if they accept it before hand, you can usually check online.

>>17216150

assuming you have insurance its as simple as calling said therapist's office and aksing if they take your insurance then booking. go in knowing what oyu want tos ay even if its just 'im sad all the time and dont know why'.

i also recommend not going back if they immediately go for pills. you want someone who is more of a 'coach'. who talks out what the issue is, advises you on how to fix it, then lets you have at it

>>17216150
Search for psychologists in your area. Choose one that takes your insurance. You will need to call around to find out.

Then you just go. They'll pry stuff out of you. You don't need to know what to say or where to start. They know.

>>17216133
When you get the money is when you ship it.

>>17216142
He's already paid with paypal, if he collects it can't he claim it wasn't delivered?

>>17216171
did you ship it with a signature confirmation required?

>>17216113
You're insecure and have anxiety

>>17216113
Why you really care about this? If you feel like you could talk about something then do it and that's it. It's not like 100% of the time YOU have to entertain people. Chilll

>>17216113

dont give off the impression that it is your job to entertain them. if you act like its your job to serve everyone in life, your job to keep conversationg oing, you are going to be miserable and people are going to treat you the way you act: like a slave.

be your own solid person content in your space and other people will want to talk to you. or they wont. its not your job to keep everyone entertained anon

/adv/ - Incest

>>17216022
Why not?

Please, anybody...

Internet psychology proposes dependent personality disorder,

>>17216012
can you elaborate a little?

There's also maslow's hierarchy of needs. It's normal for people to want to socialize and be accepted, but I guess it's causing you some mental doscomfort.

Then get off the computer and fight for her

>>17215934

Carry on and hope it works out?

She's moving abroad by the end of the year... i don't think i'll ever see her again...

>>17215928
>I don’t think it will be productive, if I just begin with, “so… I want to talk to you about how I’m gonna get high and jerk off pretty much whenever I want and I don’t think you have the right to tell me not to.”

i mean dont say it like that

but do say it, and reassure her that porn has literally nothing to do with her

as for getting high, just tell her you know what you can handle better than she does.

dont give ultimatums. if she does, ditch her.

>>17215944
>but do say it, and reassure her that porn has literally nothing to do with her

I don't know what to do about this specifically. She cannot wrap her head around watching porn not being the same as literally wanting to have sex with other girls. I would turn down any porn star if propositioned, but I will use it as a visual aid in the privacy of my own home to have a sexual release when I don't want to have sex or it is inconvenient. She also doesn't get why is would...
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How open are you about both of those things? Do you make it obvious you are high or about to go smoke weed / do you jerk off in plain sight of her or during the day?

Some people consider porn and weed forms of "escapism" and while it might seem harmless, both of them are purely hedonistic activities that are exclusively for your enjoyment and have nothing to do with her. She might think that you haven't grown up if you still depend on these things, even if you believe that they're harmless and you shouldn't have to give them up.

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Well that's fucking pathetic, it's not impossible to get some female attention. Just start from the smallest of changes, for example hygiene and haircuts, better clothing and all that shit. Try and chat, talk with women on social media or whatever, improve on the things you suck dick at. Just get your shit together you piece of shit.

>>17215919

never really had that issue. i mean im no chad, but the girls i sleep with are attractive enough and once in a great while i end up scoring some mega hottie and having no idea.

if you really cant bring yourself to work out, be a good guy, and possibly get plastic surgery, then consider that life isnt about banging or dating hotties.

if you are fine settling, settle. you'll always feel a twinge of jealousy. no denying that. my girlfriends hot as fuck but there are still other girls with bigger...
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>>17215937
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a slob. I work out I'm in decent shape, I'm stylish etc all that jazz, but I'm pretty sure I'll never get a girl like an 8 or a 9

Even women who are 6/10 are super picky these days let alone the gorgeous ones

>>17215938
I'm too introverted to date, the occasional date I get through dating apps is about it and they go nowhere

No, man, go ahead. You can also check the box that says you have a college degree even if you don't. Just make some shit up about your educational history. It'll be cool.

why wouldn't you want to inform them of military service? wouldn't they see you as being more disciplined/mature?

>>17215898
OP doesn't want them to know that he killed some people

>>17215798
Believe in memes they will guide us.

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I have had sex with zero women, and have had zero relationships that I think had appeared serious. Yet, I've never experienced love for a woman. I've been thinking about this all morning, and I feel like a fucking waste. I want to meet the love of my life, have kids, and grow old with her.

What do I do? Is there anybody else that has an issue with this? I feel so empty

Nevermind what you want, are you the kind of guy that women want to marry and have kids with?

If not, you now have a goal of working towards being that kind of guy.

It's not difficult m8, you've just got to want it and be prepared to give other things up for it, as with all things in life.

>>17215783

Quit. People don't live to work, you work to live. If you hate your job, then don't do it. Other things in life are more important and the chances are that you'll find a new job eventually.

>>17215783

Try to send out your resume and get another job lined up first, but definitely quit. You'll regret it and hate yourself if you don't.

>>17215783
>My job is crushing my soul.
Why? Is it the people? The environment? The project? The actual tasks?

>I've decided to quit.
Depending on what exactly you find so soul-crushing, you might be not need to actually quit. If you could achieve the same effect by transferring to another project or location, this would be easier to pul off.

Of course, if it's the company or the nature of the work, then you have no choice but to quit....
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Does it run in the family?

Does alcohol decrease the shakiness?

I was diagnosed with something similar, and when i whined to my neurogist that i would become a terrible surgeon, he was unimpressed.
Does your hands shake constantly or when you put force into them?

>>17215781
Completely anecdotal, but my friend has an overactive thyroid and that causes her hands to shake. It's genetic, and she needs to take medication for it when it gets especially bad. See a doctor to make sure it's not something serious.

You come off as insecure. Don't ask a woman if she thinks you're boring. You should know if you're boring or not. And if there's a chance you might be boring, make yourself not boring

>>17215772
I just got fed up with her lack of effort. I guess I should've just stopped talking instead of saying that. But still, why did she respond like that? I though she'd just tell me to fuck off

>>17215760
women often do this at the start, and even when they start talking more, its mostly shit what they say anyway.