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Do you guys know any alternative to skype?
Pls,need your help /adv/!
For chatting or video calls?
Telegram is good for chatting but has no video call capability. There's some websites that allow calls, such as join.me and possibly Google +
>>17296042
Discord, teamspeak 3, mumble, an actual phone.
>>17296044
video calls possibly
>>17296046
thank anons!
Well,, I am thinking of working on anew android app.. "YL", it will have things like you laugh you lose.. And other funny stuffs.
Any comments on this.. Is this a good idea.. Or any improvements. Help.
>>17296034
Will it be free?
>>17296034
Put yourself in a position where you would be a 16 year old wanting to go on 9gag to kill his time because he has homework and is too bored to do anything.
Why would he download your app instead of the mainstream ones?
How would it be any more user friendly than the mainstream ones?
What would distinct your app from the mainstream ones?
If you really make this app, congrats to you. If you add nothing special to it then it was a waste of time.
>>17296034
You'll have lots of competition so you need to do something with it to make it different from all the others apps that do this.
How the fuck do I text a girl first? Everytime I text her first I always end up sending "hey" and waiting for a response like a fucking retard. I've done this two days in a row, and it's starting to get repetitive. What else can I say?
Sum camein the mail today
Text something that might start a conversation?
Information, news, rumors, anything.
>>17296004
Explain, this is out of context.
So I've been dating this girl for 2 1/2 years now, and I'm starting to question our relationship. I'm going to be going to college while she does her senior year of high school. She hates a good amount of things I like or find no problem with. Mostly Porn or anything sexual. I'm a pretty frequent masturbator. But even shows like Panty and Stocking (which is probably my favorite show), she fucking despises. When I look back on it, we don't have much in common. Just very general things: Pokemon, some anime, and a few video games. That's pretty much...
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>>17295959
If she is making you live life her way and forcing you to get rid of things you enjoy then she needs to realise she isn't fully in control
you need to set some ground to which you can both live at, if she is going to be bitchy and not understand that a relationship isnt a dictatorship then maybe you are better off without her
or maybe im wrong
>>17295959
Break up with her, unless you plan on going to the same college. College is full of other girls that share your interests and are probably better than your current gf. Tell her you don't want a long distance relationship and whatnot, then you will be free to explore in college.
>Panty and Stocking
I'd break with you if you think the pinnacle of comedy is desserts, sex, and poop jokes. Shit taste mate, dump her so she can find someone better.
My friend is a GIGANTIC slut, yet no matter how many gross horrible things she does, she still ends up with great stuff happening to her... Is that just the way to do great things? has everything I've been told all my life a gigantic lie? She has a dude and chick harem, fucks other people's girlfriends / boyfriends, has fucked for money / gifts... What the fuck? she isn't even attractive, shes cool to hang out with but her body is fucked up and she has kind of a weird face.
Yet shes showered in money and gifts, one of her dad's friends who she is fucking...
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>>17295926
Eventually she will get AIDS, just let time do its work anon
>>17295926
How old is she?
>>17295926
>Most likely hot even though you don't think so
>Probably a nice person if EVERYONE is willing to do stuff for her
>Puts out on the reg
>Seems to enjoy life
I don't see the problem here
Is it finding resources? Is it finding a way to alter climate change? Is it a mental state that needs to be addressed?
>>17295918
Energy, our technology is outpacing our energy sources. We don't have robots, flying cars and intergalactic space travel because our energy crisis.
>>17295918
there is no single problem that is harder than the other, since the "value" of the problem solved is of either less or more value to other countries/people. So I guess if you want a socialist leftist world where everyone is a mental slave and robot who has exactly the same goal and interest as everyone else then that would be the hardest problem to solve. However since nobody would want to live like that I guess there will never be a single uniform society with specific problems to be solved one after one,...
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>>17295918
jews
Hey /adv/
Recently after a university class, while walking back to my dorm with a few friends I bumped into a guy who was of average height and build.
Naturally habit I apologise but he told me something on the lines of "your mom is a bitch" and started to push me around. Although I have been doing self-defence for about 4 years I had never had to use it, until now
My shitty friends pushed me into him and thus we started to fight, this was my first and hopefully last fight
Even though I am thin I was able to grab his hand and and exert all my weight into...
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Sorry for bad English also haha
>>17295904
Don't feel bad. That bitch threw the first punch. You didn't take 4 years of self defense for someone to beat your ass.
>>17295919
I understand, I often got hit(?) at middle-school for being very thin and so I trained
Is it possible to hit him too far? I could maybe have hurt him worse
Hey /adv/
Ive been flirting with my gym buddy for awhile and my girlfriend found out and got upset over it. I felt like i didn't care and she can do the same if she wants to.
Girlfriend and i have been feeling a bit distant to each other for a month now because we've been so busy aswell.
After my girlfriend confronted me i started to lose attraction to her and i don't know what i should do. Can someone please give me input, we've been together for 2 years.
If you're not sure about her/ the relationship anymore be honest with her because I probably wouldn't work out long term, no point in wasting either of your time
Seriously, how can you be this dumb?
If you have a 2 year relationship, you really shouldn't fuck around.
> I felt like i didn't care and she can do the same if she wants to.
I seriously hope she does, maybe that'll illuminate you
>After my girlfriend confronted me i started to lose attraction
Look pal, are you happy with your relationship? If you are, DON'T FUCK AROUND. If you're not happy, talk to her about it. That's it! That's all you need to do
>>17295905
The thing is i didn't feel this way before but ever since she verbally attacked me about my gym buddy i felt very distant to her and lost respect and attraction.
Opinions on ddlg relationships
Bf and I are in to it yet he seems to not participate majority of the time I know he's new to it
What do
How old are you and your bf?
How experienced are both of you?
20
18
I'm pretty experienced kinda but I'm really in to it he doesn't really have any
I know I'll get shunned for my age in the bdsm community
Hello /adv/. I'm going away to work overseas to an orphanage. I need 30 small gifts that I'll be able to bring in an aeroplane by myself. Something small, like a toy. Help?
>>17295871
How about a small toy?
>>17295871
30 Gameboys, 30 etch a sketch, 30 candy, 30 hats, 30 bouncy balls, 30 rubber swords
>>17295871
Hit your local dollar (or pound or euro) store and check out the toy aisle. Look in stationery, too, for things like boxes of crayons.
Do I have a sex addiction?
-male 27
-fap around 8 times a day
-lots of porn. All varieties
-very preoccupied with fantasies that I won't go into but they span most well known kinks (except cruel stuff or bbw can't stand fats)
-regularly sleep with prostitutes (safe sex)
-regularly go to massage parlours
-have slept with numerous female friends and subsequently ruined friendship
-date multiple girls at a time purely for sex
-started having sex with men through CL and also sex clubs (safe sex). This is even though I'm not particularly...
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>>17295866
Imo we all are bisexual and the thing that forge our sex preferences is disgust for the opposite inspired by education.
Juste like musical preferences
>>17295885
Yea fair opinion. After being with a few guys I'm not disgusted by it. Its pretty fun! But I dont get the same, dry mouth, blood rushing thing as from females. Plus females have way softer skin and their smell drives me insane. Everything about there shape is so intoxicating.
>>17295885
Faggot
>recently noticed bad smell in car
>check all around, find weeks old buffalo wings in container in trunk
>container lid had slipped off
Anyone know how to get the smell out?
Black ice air freshener
Clean any spill that wings made
>>17295829
Fire
>>17295829
Does the trunk have carpet-like material and did it spill onto the material?
Get some resolve and a brush and scrub it out.
If it's plastic, just use a strong cleaner.
You must kill the source of the smell before using anything like febreeze.
Also, air it out after cleaning.
Hey /adv/. i have recently got into a relationship. we have been together for about a month. suddenly my gf is taking hours to reply to texts even when she isnt doing anything. how often do couples normally text eachother?
Varies every day. Sometimes we'll text a few times during the day, others we will text a lot more.
>>17295817
Depends on the couple. If she's ignoring you and you would like to talk more, then you should talk to her and ask her why she doesn't reply.
>>17295821
thanks. i think i am worrying this and i dont want to seem clingy.
I hope anyone sees this thread after giving out enough relationship advice.
Fuck my life. I am going through a huge depression now. I never had a hair fall this worse as hell. I was always complimented for having naturally thick hair and people always told me to adopt some style yet I didn't listen them as I don't have any interest. I like to keep it natural.
The next post contains a pic of the amount of hair that fell down after just 6 times of running my fingers through my hair.
Hearing my cousin, I tried Olive Oil for over 2 weeks and haven't...
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>>17295781
What if the present oil I use gives no results?
What do I do?
>>17295787
I'm sorry for making such a long post but I'm hugely devastated now.
>>17295781
there's only one thing you can do: shave your head and grow a goatee
or a beard
I keep dreaming my girlfriend is alive and it's fucking with me. I'll slowly come to the realization that she's dead while I'm still sleeping and my dream turns into this horrific nightmare. Alls I can remember is this feeling of -pure- sorrow and constant sobbing.
I hate it. It puts me in a shitty funk all day and confuses me. Like, I've seen her be dead, but I still get this feeling like maybe she's alive. ITS BEEN SIX YEARS AND IM STILL DEALING WITH THIS SHIT
pic related, it's what she looked like
>>17295767
Anon, same thing happened to me with my daughter who passed away :(
I began smoking weed to suppress memories of my dreams, but you can't do this forever and have to eventually confront your fears and demons.
You can't and shouldn't avoid the emotional heartache of remembering someone, because in the end it will be your path to therapy.
All the best..
>>17295767
I just had a dream that my best male friend who I had been intimate with was still alive and found and woke up so depressed. My mom believes in supernatural stuff and said those dreams were the spirits visiting me but that's kinda too spoopy for me
>>17295767
shut up leonardo dicaprio in Inception.
>>17295843
>>17295853
and you sad fucks, joke went right over your head and you used his experience to just talk about yourselves.
