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I got fired from my old job for swearing in front of a customer. (Bitch threw a fit.)
What do I say in an interview if they ask me why I left my last job?
You don't say anything, because you leave that job off your employment history.
>>17297551
I was there for half a year. How do I explain six months with no job?
>>17297555
You're going to have to decide which looks worse: your poor customer service skills, or no job for 6 months.
So I'm currently attending a military training school and I had ran into a prior acquaintance from a previous military training center.
We had started talking a lot recently and I consider him one of my closest friends here... We're both the same rank, so that isn't an issue. Although we're in training status, we're both officers so there shouldn't be any problems having a relationship. We both graduate this August and we both live pretty far from each other.... so I guess that is one problem.
We hang out a lot together, we dance...
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>>17297523
>How do I know if he likes me?
If he hasn't made a move yet, he probably doesn't. None of what you said indicates that he is either.
>inb4 he does XYZ too!
>>17297523
Are you a fucking man OP?
>>17297556
Yes cause there's absolutely no females in the military, right?
How do I go about pushing the envelope
What are some of the best majors to sign up to?
I want to go to uni soon and need some advice since I don't have any special skills or interests.
I would appreciate your help.
>tell me how to make myself miserable
No one can tell you what to study. If you don't know, don't go.
you don't have any interests? I find that hard to believe. what do you do for fun?
>>17297522
Engineering
Computer Science
Accounting
Thinking about getting a job being an Uber driver. Anyone have experience working for them? And if so how's the work/pay/hours/people? Live in Seattle btw.
Plis respond.
>>17297518
yeah its fucking chill dude, you just drive people around, in my area its just teens going to the mall and summer fairs n shit. and when someone tries to troll you to go to their place and cancel as soon as you get there, you already have their money so its a win on your side. but you have to have a decent car, godda be clean with air condition and a heater depending on where you live. the pay is really good. its also a ++ if you just like driving in general
Expect to drive morning and evening and weekend nights if you want to maximize profits. On average of say pay is maybe a bit more than minimum wage, but just depends.
I've done about 50 rides and no crazy people yet, a lot more chill than you would expect.
If you have a decent car I'd say go for it.
Had my brother suggest it to me since he works in the Uber office here in Indianapolis. I've liked it so far.
I have decided these last few weeks will be my last. I have so many problems I can't list them all. I have already attempted suicide. I live for my dog(yeah I know it's crazy) I'm not attracted to him sexually though. He got in a fight out of self defense with a dog we just got. My mom chose that dog over my and we must get rid of him. So how should my last weeks be
Dude. Get help. Talk to someone. Suicide is not a good solution. These shouldn't be your final weeks.
Ok I will try
Take all the money you own, buy a plane ticket to the farthest place you have the money for and start life over. If you're willing to end it all at least die in a far away land.
What's a good voicemail greeting that's still professional, but not as bland as "this is Anon, leave message thanks"
>>17297501
wud up my niggas u finna messege dem hit me up on my cell cuz i aint here n' shiet be sure to holla bak
what's wrong with a bland voicemail message
it's voicemail, keep it simple
>>17297501
"hello?................hello? I can't hear you, speak up, sorry i'm getting bad service, whatever just leave a message *beeep*"
What's up yall
Anyone have any experience in the workforce with a criminal record? A few months ago I got charged with DUI and also possession and paraphernalia. I got pulled over for expired plates (had the new plates in my car, hadn't screwed them on yet) and had weed on me. Although I blew a 0.000, the cop asked for a urine sample and I stupidly gave one and had weed in my system.
In the morning I'll find out if the prosecutor will give me any kind of plea deal. Hopefully it will be dropped to a reckless operation and the possession and paraphernalia...
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boomp
>>17297470
Not a felony, so you don't even have to tell them, and you'll be fine.
My little brother (17) seems to have few freinds, and no willingless to make them.
Should this concern me?
>>17297463
Few friends? As in like a handful of good friends he is always socializing with or one weirdo he hangs out with every two weeks?
>>17297482
No freinds I know of. I assume he has to have some casual friendships
Yes probably unless he just wants to be like that. In 10 years if he still has not made any friends, he may regret everything.
Does anyone use pacifiers for stress relief?
Been really interested in getting one lately to use privately at home for anxiety. It's not a fetish, just seems very relaxing.
>>17297449
I really need to leave 4chan.
>>17297457
I'll lower the liferafts. Someone needs to go yell at the captain for not avoiding this, and now we are sinking because of his incompetence.
It's bad for your teeth, much like tooth-grinding. Babies can get away with it on account of not having teeth yet.
Adv this has been eating me alive. I could write a book and give extra details but I will greentext it as short as possible
>hot girl works at coffee stand
>I flirt with and mess around with in general conversation whenever I see her
>we have mutual friend
>mutual friend tells me she called me cute
>I add her on a social media website, do not contact in any way.
>keep going through...
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Ugh these are the worst. Don't get hung up on her, OP. If she wants you she should work to have you.
>>17297464
I mean I'm willing to try also, but everything I thought I knew about women would tell me she's not interested
Op here, would still like some insight.
How the fuck do I get myself to cope with being alone? All of my friends that I would regularly hang out with have either gotten in a relationship or gotten distant probably because I'm a boring piece of shit. I just want a friend so I can go outside and do stuff. I hate doing things on my own because it just feels boring or pointless. Like, I would like to go hiking or just go out to eat or something but doing it alone doesn't really feel good to me. Is there a way to fully become independent. I feel like I've relied too much on people and I want to become mentally...
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Forgot to add that I also don't want to get in a relationship because that seems pointless to me too. I just feel like I want a couple friends so I can do things with them comfortably like going outside. OP here ofc
Start small. Go on a short hike alone first then increase the length and difficulty. You'll begin to feel more comfortable as time goes on.
>>17297436
Basically this OP, the only way to tolerate being alone all the time is to take it day by day until the mind-numbingness becomes more comfortable than not being alone ever was.
The sensation probably won't ever change, though. You'll just grow to be attached to it, eventually.
I really want to know what it's like to have my boobs played with, my nipples sucked and my pussy licked
Should I use tinder? I'm scared of strangers
>>17297420
the best part about sex is being with somebody you trust enough to do that intimate shit to you
fucking a random is shit
>>17297438
But I don't know how to get someone like that
>>17297446
A lot of people don't. Just keep living, it'll happen.
Need help with anger management.
Anyone got some tips or tricks to managing it? I ask because, while I don't necessarily argue with my partner, they always see me getting frustrated over even the smallest things. I don't want to think that's all I am, just a bundle of rage.
I've been told that anger issues are usually genetic, or because of what you've experienced when young, and I imagine that this is the case due to my father influencing with his own when I was young.
I've made some decent progress with it, recognizing that...
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Try working out when you get angry, saved a lot of people during middle school for me. The trick is taking the anger you feel and putting it to use in somewhat less destructive means. Like for me, instead of breaking something, I'd go and draw. An even more exciting example, I'd go and fuck something. Finding a release in something you enjoy will always be satisfying.
Recoveryinternational.org
Training in anger management, self help, other stuff.
>>17297419
leave 4chan will help anger
If you stop talking to someone (an ex) and its been like 6 months and she hasn't tried to talk to instantiate contact at all, is it because shes not thinking about you/dosent care about you? or is it because she thinks you dont want to talk to her.
>>17297414
The correct answer is that it doesn't matter; continue no-contact until you're no longer thinking of her
If she broke it off, probably the former. If you did, or she has self esteem issues, then the latter.
>>17297964
See, I initiated the no contact and she also has major self esteem issues so that makes me think it's the latter. However she stopped texting me first long before I initiated NC and a lot of our conversations have felt forced for a while. So that makes me think it's the former.
Okay /adv/
I just went out to visit my buddy and I brought two joints with me to share. Him and his girl were there, whatever. So I light up the first one and we start passing it back and forth. The girl would not take it, but she lit up a cigarette. So my buddy and I keep passing the joints to each other until they are both gone. My buddy hit his girls cigarette a few times while we were still passing it. Welllllllll, an hour has went by, and I just found out that bitch had herpes. I couldn't see any sores, and my buddy had just met her last night. What are the odds...
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Guy with oral herpes here. I have to leave soon, so just some quick notes:
1. the virus can still replicate and shed (in other words, it can still be contagious) even if no sores are visible.
2. it is possible to contract the virus and never show any symptoms.
3. if you will show symptoms, it will likely be in the coming weeks; however, it can happen anywhere from months to years after infection.
4. MOST IMPORTANTLY: it is very unlikely that you were infected.
>>17297456
fpbp
>>17297456
You forgot that OP most likely already has herpes since the vast majority of the population does.
