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Yesterday I shot a deer and for the lulz ate it's heart, raw
I feel extremely sick. I've already taken pepto.
Am I just being possesed by the deers soul or should I see a doctor
go to the doctor unless you want to stay sick.
Go to the doctor. Tell them what you did. You've probably got parasites.
Go to a shrink. Tell him you can't stop baiting adv.
I'm trying to quit weed
it should not be so hard but everyone around me is constantly smoking it, I smell it all the time and people keep mentioning it.
any tips for quitting?
>any tips for quitting?
use your willpower
also, that's me as a parent.
Remove yourself from any environment that exposes you to it.
I hid a heavy weed habit as a complete secret from everyone I knew for about a year; even the people I lived with. Quitting that was hard enough when nobody knew I smoked and I wasn't ever exposed to the temptation from other people. I can only imagine what it's like with friends constantly normalising the behaviour and/or tempting you.
Explain to them your goals and motives and ask they help you out. If they don't listen or understand, they're not people you want to spend time around anyway.
>>17295757
they are totally cool with me not smoking
yet, they themselves smoke all the time and listen to weed music and movies making it hard to me to not think about it
I need relationship advice.
I met this girl on the psyche floor of a hospital. She was really into me the whole time I was there. Before I left, she asked for my phone number, then gave me hers. I tried calling and texting her a week later but she never answered or responded. Then I just tried texting her again this morning but no response. Is she backing off or what? I don't know wtf is going on.
>>17295746
Why is she in the psyche ward?
>>17295754
Bipolar
>>17295761
There you got your answer boss
She's bipolar you dodged a bulletin nate
I've made some threads before about these stuff and people have said sometimes to visit a professional which is bullshit, I don't think it's that serious but I just want to be sure
>Morbid/suicidal thoughts
I wouldn't say, they have come to my midn sometimes, just storming in but it's retarded and I never think about it. Suicidal thoughts? no, that's stupid
Probably thoughts of me falling somewhere and probably getting injured badly (which is a bit weird lol)
>Feelings of...
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You're overthinking this.
It's perfectly normal to have negative thoughts every now and then. Especially during your teens, when you're questioning everything.
As long as those thought don't prevent you from enjoying your life, don't stress it
>>17295819
I am overthinking it yes, but why do I keep coming back on it though?
>>17295824
Because you're a angsty teenager that is spending too much time focusing on himself instead of things you enjoy.
Go out and do something. Thoughts will not matter 1 year from now - the things you do will
How to stop self-sabotaging behaviour for good?
Sabotage your self-sabotaging by not sabotaging.
>>17295735
But seriously?
>>17295735
nice. i can do that.
Is growing sexual freedom given to Western women is a positive factor in society overall?
Obviously, it can be argued that more freedom is always a positive attribute. Women are now entirely free to pick the top most alpha man they desire. They will presumably breed a more stronger generation.
On the other hand, beta man are getting rejected en masse by women now that they are free to choose.
This has created a huge backlash against women's sexual freedom which looks more and more prominent on the Internet.
entire movements have the angry beta...
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>>17295708
I think it's better. The average beta is that way for a reason, usually just genetics. I see no need to continue that particular strain of humanity.
"Survival of the fittest"
>>17295708
>What do you think?
That the only thing the "betas" really need to do is step up their damn game.
>>17295708
It's a negative factor, because angry single mothers emotionally cripple their sons regardless of alpha father. They don't breed a stronger next generation.
The next generation can only be strong if mommy doesn't hate daddy and every men and masculinity and teaches to her son that he should be nice and kind to girls because she's been heavily traumatized. Genetics is only one factor, the social component is much more severe. The other bad thing is that since the vast majority of men are feminized...
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Hey /adv/isors, serious question
Has anyone (male) ever masturbated just from walking around in tight jeans?
A few weeks ago I was walking in the street and I got a boner, I guess I was thinking about a girl or something, my dick got wedged in against my jeans and my wallet and I almost had an orgasm... Since then I've tried to reproduce it but unsuccessfully... so.. Has anyone done this? Is it possible?? I know this is weird idgaf
I've never busted a nut in that fashion, I imagine it's possible however.
If you're really horny it doesn't take much to make your dick feel good from nearly anything touching it.
Fun fact: Some women can get off by moving their legs a certain way as as well. I'm pretty sure I watched a chick do the whole thing in high school.
It surprises me that nobody has developed a sex toy for this...Imagine having an automatic masturbator (bluetooth compatible, with a smartphone app) that was undetectable from outside.
>>17295703
Try lying on your stomach. Push your boner back between your legs. Hump the bed.
In between my graduation in July and a possible job opening in October, I will have 2 months where I am totally free to do whatever I want. Now, I want to spend those months travelling, but for now I'm looking for opportunities that I can take in activities to do at home. I want to use the summer to better myself.
Any ideas?
>>17295680
Get 8 hours of sleep and wake up early in the morning.
>>17295687
But what to do during the daytime?
For example, I already do pushups, meditation, finishing my thesis (my primary concern at the moment), but other than that, I need a primary activity that I can get very into other than gaming and watching series/movies like a lazy bastard.
>>17295698
Go on walks?
sick At work
so I work this grocery store janitor job. last night I felt like I was getting bronchitis but today I had a fever of 102 and threw up. I still came in should I not be here? I was worried id get fired for missing a day. but I'm probably contagious
>>17295631
That's why I always sanitize (because of gross fucks like you)
>>17295636
I wouldn't fucking be here if I didn't already miss a day due to not being shown the schedule and having it blamed on me regardless. I'm sitting in the bathroom coughing about to puke again probably
are there laws protecting my job if I am truly sick or am I on my own ?
I unintentionally become spiteful and try to hurt people with my words when i'm upset and don't notice it, how do i stop?
>>17295629
That's a good way to be.
Let's people know not to fuck with you.
>>17295640
Even if people around have nothing to do with my failures!
I come off as an asshole occassionally, not nice. My subconscious is shockingly fast with coming up with insults or cruel jokes, and when i am irritated they come out.
Selfish bump.
I feel like i want people to hate me what is this weird shit.
I have extreme trouble getting it up and I couldve lost my virginity at least 3 times already but I couldnt because of the problem, I still young please help /adv/
>>17295623
Try try again.
>>17295627
I've tried many times it just simply wont get hard I need some technique or something
I dont know why but it cant find a way on google
I got some objectives for today, same as yesterday but I failed again, I did not wake up early, I did not eat my proper breakfast I could barely just eat a donut and it took me 50 min.
I should've go run at morning but I could not due to not eating and feeling energyless.
Played some vidia games enjoy a little but less than yesterday knowing I am just wasting my time and not focusing on my objectives.
Sit on couch waiting for the hell of lunch knowing I wont enjoy meal nor the company of my family knowing that the fear the insecurities an a lot of bad thoughts...
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your life is hell because you're too lazy?
Sounds retarded.
Stop putting a person on a pedestal.
If she judges you this way she doesn't deserve you. Have you dated and broke up?
Then move on.
Used to make a guy a center of my universe, made him reject me, now i think i did rightly.
>>17295646
Exactly but the root of this isthe insecurity that make me put her on a pedestal it was a healthy love before back when the insecurities did not attack it and so it is not the problem as I start loving someone the cicle repeats even if I was in my perfect mood for a long period of time.
I dont want to reset and start again not his time enoguh of things that could be and ended up droped.
I'll go with this till the end
So, my gf is mad at me cause of some childish stuff i did. But the bitch doesnt want to talk about it. She only doesn't talk to me or says like 5 words per chat. And i got tired and told her to talk but she doesnt want to, she says stop whenever we are going at it or she says something and says forget it.... Am i being childish?.
>>17295594
>Am i being childish?.
Yes.
Lol, but wth fill me in
>2016
>having a gf
>be me
>finally have a decent gf
>things go pretty well
>together almost 18 months
>look on her phone bc bored
>see a dating app
>whatthefuck.jpg
>look at her messages
>sexting another guy
>leave house to not lose shit at dumb bitch
>try...
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>try still be friends
Why?
>I'm not an abuser but she can make it look that way and really fuck me up
How?
>>17295579
be friends because idk, it'd be a shame to throw her away, or it felt like that at the time
and we have a lot of mutual friends. by the sounds of it she's already bitched about me to a lot of them, and if she told my friends I abused her I'm socially screwed. we're the sort of guys who beat the shit out of abusers
>>17295578
How about telling us the full story so we can actually give advice you idiot?
How do you like prostate massage?
I started doing by myself, sticking my finger up my ass, and today, I like almost every girl I have sex with to milk me that way.
Thoughts?
PS: not gay
i don't have any adv, but i need to know how to milk prostata like a pro for scientifical reasons.
U just put your middle finger inside your anus (it has to go deep) with the fingertip in the direction of the penis, in a way which can touch the prostate as you use it.
I've done for already 2 years now, and I prefer just to rubber when I'm alone, and to be penetrated with I'm with someone (far more exciting).
Combined prostate orgasms (penis + prostate stimulation) can be 3x more powerful than normal orgasms
Men do not know what they are losing
Oh, and I started to like penis some months ago
