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Why do genuinely nice guys always seem to end up with intolerable cunts? My boyfriend has a friend who is a generally nice guy, he will give you a ride whenever you need it, he always offers to pay for food when hes out with my boyfriend... but he has this girlfriend who is a gigantic bitch. She constantly forces him to do things for her, she yells at him for even the smallest thing, like if hes too tired to do something or too sick she'll get mad and call him lazy or accuse him of not loving her.
I don't know how she can sleep at night treating this sweet man this...
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>>17293754
the pussy
>>17293754
Breaking News: Nice Guys Get Shit On!
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Because nice guys are the only ones who will tolerate intolerable cunts.
How many times do you allow yourself to get the point of shaking with anger with a woman before you call it quits?
I love her, but due to her insecurities she will say very mean things to get my goat.
If I'm even having these thoughts, is it time to cut my losses? Is it just momentary anger?
>>17293749
Leave.
>>17293749
Cut your losses and leave OP. There's no point in staying of the negative outweighs the positive.
Once is enough. Don't leave because you are angry. You leave because you realize you two are not compatible. It's best for both of you
So an idiot I went to high school with posted a video of himself drinking while driving today. Am I obligated to report him to the police or something? Drunk driving really pisses me off, but I don't know what to do about it.
>>17293727
>Am I obligated to report him to the police or something?
Yes. Dangerous behavior combined with showboating is the attitude that ends lives. It will be someone elses', not his, it always is.
>>17293732
This. Just forward the video anonymously to the PD if you can. Call crimestoppers and give them the link if need be.
>>17293732
Well, how do I do that? If I report it to Facebook will they take care of it?
Bearded men of /adv/,
every girl I've been with told me that I look a lot better with facial hair, so slowly I've been growing it out more and more. This summer I decided that I'm going full lumberjack mode.
I've been blessed with pretty good beard genetics, so I haven't really had to be patient. It is, however, growing in a little bit trashy, so I think it's going to start requiring some maintenance. Would a barber shop or salon able to offer any help to me and help trim my beard without me losing progress? What beard products would...
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>>17293684
Dude beards are definitely in and have been for a while now. Check out a male salon in the city if you have $$$ like that, or just a barber shop. See if any have beards and go from there
Full lumberjack by definition is no cut trim style nothing
>>17293712
Maybe "lumberjack" wasn't what I meant then. I need something like this, something clean. Not a shitty and unkempt "I live with my parents" kind of beard.
>>17293712
>have been for a while now
yes, that means they're now out.
How do I end a relationship while making her think she "won" the break up?
>>17293679
lick her elbows furiously whenever she falls asleep
>>17293683
How do I accomplish my goal without destroying my reputation with my friends and as a local business owner?
>>17293679
...im..i know ive been out the game for awhile. how does one "win" a break up? whats the advantage of winning a breakup? what is uhh, whats the "prize"?
>boss owes me some back pay
>tells me she will meet me today to give me a check
>when I show up she gets in my car
>I don't have a check for you today but I can give you this for now
>grabs my dick and blows me in the car
>come over my house tomorrow and I'll have your check for you
oh jeez, what now
>>17293641
Go over tomorrow and get your check and find out whether she meant it literally or was using it as a double entendre. Either should be alright as long as you get your money eventually.
>>17293641
You sue her for illegally withholding pay and for sexual harassment.
>>17293641
Extort her under threat of lawsuit for sexual harassment and withholding pay
A little while ago I was wating in the streets and found an outdoor cat. This cat seemed young, looked well-groomed and was rather friendly. He was really needy and as I pet him, he beings to drool a lot. A bit fell on my wrist and everything.
I later read that it could be, among other things, a sign of rabies in cats. As soon as I get home, I desinfect my whole body with ethanol (by which time the drool was pretty much dry). I didn't have any open wounds.
If the cat did have rabies, am I fucked in any way?
>>17293638
the cat looked tkinda retarded, if it counts
guys, c'mon, not even a reply? I'm scared shitless here.
>>17293797
go to /an/
>Friend wants to get into Paul McCartney's Discography
>He's never listened to The Beatles or Wings...
>Make him a chart of the essentials
>Realize it has 15 albums on it. All I'd say are 10/10 and 9/10s.
Is 15 too much? Like is that unrealistic and beyond being personal favorites? Or should I cut back a bit? What's better? 15? 14? 13? or 12?
Shameless self pump-a-bump
kill yourself
What albums are they? It could definitely be narrowed down to at most 6.
What's the best way to break up with long distance Internet bf who threatens suicide, sends dozens of begging emails, makes grand declarations of lifetime love, etc?
There is really truly legitimately nothing wrong with him except a) I am crazy enough that I think I want to marry someone who doesn't act like me/him and b) I need space in my life right now, not a relationship and c) I want to spontaneously fall in love in person. So I don't want to be cruel to him.
I've tried to break up with him and block him several times and I keep pussying...
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I AM IN DIS EXACT SITUATION GUUURL I FEEL U
except i just blocked him, 2 days ago and i know feel kinda shitty but free
You don't, break up with him.
If he dies, he dies. But he won't I promise. Also this is plastered all over /adv/ make use of it.
+1 (800) 273-8255 It's a suicide prevention hotline, message him, tell him it's over and why, and send him this number. Then you can wash your hands of the situation.
>>17293609
>>17293615
Stop engaging in online relationships
Hi /adv/, I'm sorry for the long blog post.
Lately, I have started getting in more and more fights with my girlfriend. We start talking about the future and we always end up arguing about bullshit. She thinks I am too restrictive. It is true that I am quite negative of her plans (she wants to go to New Zealand from Europe after her bachelor's degree), but sometimes her plans make me feel extremely neglected. She doesn't see it that way (she always gets mad when I tell her I'd like to be more included in her future and tells me 'it's too far...
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>>17293603
Could you be more detailed about your girlfriends plans for the future, and why you don't like them?
Your girlfriend sounds like a stupid bitch to me, to be quite honest, and you don't want to end up stuck with a stupid bitch.
>>17293660
Her plan is to move out to get a better job. That I understand, because the job situation here is mostly shitty. Also, I wouldn't notice anything, since I'm able to work from halfway around the world. But what infuriates me is the fact that she wants to travel for work, yet when I tell her I'll go to interpret somewhere e.g. once a week, she throws a tantrum. I explain to her that it would mostly be conferences innacountry, no big travel, but she still tells me that she'd travel once for 2 months, while I'd travel for 4 months every year, "just have it spread out over a longer period".
That's true, but fucking hell, what if I got a fucking office job? I'd be out of the house EVERY DAY of the work week. This way, I'm away for 5 or 6 days a MONTH (fucking literally), and it's somehow bad!
Fuck, shouldn't have taken those 3 caffeine tablets.
>>17293694
>long distance relationship
pack up and move on. You have zero future together.
Stop trying to have relationships with people you are FUNDAMENTALLY INCOMPATIBLE with.
Okay, my girlfriend moved from an apartment a few months back and she asked of a favor of the maintenance guy from the apartment she was moving from to help get her full deposit back. He helped make sure the review of the apartment was flawless and she got her deposit. This guy has kept constant communication with her and makes many excuses to go to her new house to fix things and brings over all sorts of random items for her house (some obviously taken from the apts he works at). He's always texting her to see how she is and today I saw a text that said call me when you can. It's making me uncomfortable. I tell my girlfriend this and she gets mad and says he's just her friend. She says she's not doing anything with him and he's a couple decades older than her. I point out that the guy most likely has other intentions but she doesn't care about my opinion on this matter. What should I do or say cos this is ridiculous at this point.
It is quite possible that your girlfriend is just milking the maintenance guy for all the material stuff he's giving her. She is obviously wrong in ignoring the guy's hidden intentions, so proceed with caution. You either got a ho' or a dumb bitch, and neither is assuring.
>>17293681
I'm pretty sure she is milking it for all he can do for her, but I don't understand the naivete on her part thinking this guy is just completely altruistic and has no other motives/intentions especially with the volume of contact he has with her and his constant excuses to go to her house. What should I do or say. It seems like she doesn't care about my opinion about this, and she just gets pissed off.
>>17293681
BTW she is extremely hot and there's no doubt this older guy ever had someone like her talking with him, especially at his age.
Hey i got a warning, and it is not even my post.
How does one deal with this shit?
ps. i know this for a fact coz i don't browse /a/
Dynamic IP, perhaps
>>17293559
Are you using mobile internet perhaps? I got "banned for posting CP" once when I tried to post from my phone.
>>17294561
I have 4G connection.
There's a girl I knew in High school (pic related is her in the left), we hadn't talked for almost a year (since graduation) but recently just started talking again she seemed fairly excited about it too. We were fairly close (known each other since Elementary School) but never actually hung out together outside of school.
I think she may have liked me in High School. Her friends (also my friends) would ask me if I was into her, tell me that I should ask her to dances, quickly stop talking when I came by and giggle etc. I'm fairly sure in High School girl...
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Bump for help.
She clearly was into you in high school and she clearly wants you now since she's talking to you so happily and stuff. Just ask her out to coffee, she's a white girl and white girls love that shit. Just relax when you're talking to her and ask her questions about how life's been after high school, stuff like that.
>>17293556
ask her if she wants to go out for coffee
I repeated your story pretty much exactly except I didn't have the huge hints from her friends (you dumbass)
I asked her if she wanted to go out for coffee. She drove 2 hours for coffee.
Before getting coffee, she pushed me onto the bed, made out with me, and then sucked my dick.
That is all. If you think there is a connection with someone, meet. Don't dance around. Don't play some texting game. Just meet. Natural human things will...
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Was he really a pedophile or is this all right wing propoganda?
HE was not, his body double, was.
He was a pedophile. The recent stuff about "animal torture pics" etc is unsupported.
>>17293549
I am conflicted after the most recent reports. But before them I always believed he was innocent because the first boy that accused him of molestation admitted he made it up after Michael died. They even had recordings of his single father planning one extorting money from Michael by lying about the molestation. After that another boy or two who accused him of molestation came out to say it was all a lie. The media barely covered it. He always seemed like he was just misunderstood.
So looks like this is it, guys. My fiance cheated on me for half a year and never loved me. Had to cut ties. I am suicidal. I have been depressed for years anyway and am now trolling for herbal SSRIs. The only ones I know of are St. John's Wort - which makes me puke - and Kanna. Does anyone know of any others?
I will bump for you
>>17293545
Go to an ER and tell them you want to kill yourself.
>>17293554
>op just trying to find some weed
>"DONT KILL YOURSELF OP"
OP order pizza and ask if the guy is cool. Ask if he knows where to find any tree. Also ask young black guys working at gas stations etc
