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Can one become a Police Officer given he made a graffiti at the age of 19?
The one was depressed, homeless and this was out of his character.
The one was bullied and isolated for 2.5 years by his relatives. The one lost his independence by migrating to Australia, and lost all of his friends. An ultimate abuse that crashed his mind reporting him as a suicider refusing to eat while he was trying to lose weight. He ended up locked.
When was released he escaped from his abusive uncle to another part of Australia, with just 5000 AUD in his pockets.
The one became depersonalised and lost the sense of identity.
That soulless body made a graffiti, sucked his own cock, became a public hole at gay-saunas and spent 5 months at streets.
After that, he moved back to his country and lived with his old friend for 1 week.
His soul started coming back.
Now, I am 50% me, half-awake. And understand that I want to be a Police Officer. I wanted to be one at age of 17, when I arrived to Australia.
I dont expect to live to the day when wider psychology will be taken into consideration by Law.
But the one who committed that crime was not me.
I just have those memories, like HDD. Operational system controlling my body was not me.
I would never do such thing in my life. I was always being proud of myself being over drinking, smoking, listening to rap, skating or doing graffitis.
>>17293014
They don't care about the details.
Unless you legally had the criminal record removed from your record. Application denied.
You are insufferably stupid and no department would hire you even if your record was clean.
>>17293038
Finished school with A's and B's. Can go to Law school or study programming. I simply want to be a cop.
so dated girl for three years. she dumps me for this new faggot with a small dick. fucks me on the side for a couple months. I meet this new girl who I've slept with but not fucked yet. my ex is telling me she wants to fuck this mutual friend of ours who I've known a long time. I don't really care about the sex. but the fact hes kinda my friend bothers me and he's fucked a lot more girls than me. she's like I heard he has a really big dick (mines 8.3 inches) and unless hes like 9 inches which I doubt hes probably similar to me if anything. should I be bothered by my ex who I still love going and whoring her pussy out. but if I even sleep and cuddle with a girl my ex gets all in her feelings about it but expects me to be okay with her fucking other guys
Grow some fucking pubes before posting here. You don't know the first damn thing about love.
Adults don't mingle with their ex's. They pack their bags and move on. Who cares what they do after you've split, not your concern or interest anymore.
>>17293054
/thread imo
>>17293054
/thread
>be talking to really nice guy for awhile online
>I like him
>things hit off quickly
>says m'love
How do I break things off with him?
what if he was being ironic
>>17292987
>he said g'morning to me the first minute he woke up
>>17292985
This is how girls shitpost everyone.
I cant stop overeating.
what do?
>>17292902
Stop buying so much food.
stop making so much food.
Discipline yourself.
I can't understand why so many people struggle with this.
>>17292902
Eat less. Being thin feels better than any food does. Once you haven't eaten in a while you get used to the hunger and it makes you feel more productive, it's like a runner's high. You just got to get over the initial slump.
>>17292932
>>17292926
omg i am skinny af and dont u think ive tried to 'eat less'.
what is this? ck?
I'm gonna start off by saying that this will probably be a bit jumbled but I'll try to state it as clearly as possible.
So for about ten years now, I've felt uncomfortable in my own body because of my gender, and I do understand how ridiculous that sounds. Recently I found out that there is an actual name for it and other people who feel the same way, and I've seen that some of them take hormones and have surgery to try to fix their problem. But as tempting as that does seem to me I know it won't actually fix my problem. So my question is; is there any way for me to just get rid of these feelings altogether?
>>17292861
Remember the grass always seems greener on the other side.
Also if there was a magical painless, side effectless, reversible way to change your gender i would say go for it Hell i would try it out for fun. But that is not the world we live in. It is painful, aesthetic only and there is not going back.
At the risk of sounding like /pol/ shitter, but aren't post-op trannies insane? Like, suicidal, the whole nine yards. I'm sure some of them transition just fine, but they seem like the minority.
There's an expression that goes "wherever you go, there you are".
>>17292927
not op
>"wherever you go, there you are".
cool
I've been in a long distance relationship (2 and a half hours apart) for about 4 months. She's more into me than I am into her, and desu I don't find her sexually attractive 'cuz she's fat (but we still have sex when we see each other).
We see each other ever weekend, taking turns about who drives to see who. This weekend is my turn.
I don't feel like spending the time and money going out to see her this weekend, but if I tell her this she'll get super upset about it and cry. Should I go to spare her feelings?
Why are you even with her if you don't like her?
>>17292813
Just tell her you have plans to hang out with your buds
Give it a week to think it through
If you feel the same after 2 weeks, then give her the talk.
>>17292813
>Should I do something I don't want to do in order to spare some fat bitches feelings?
The answer is no every single time in your life that the fat bitch isn't your mom.
How do i date women when i'm too much of a coward to approach them and ask them out?
>>17292789
You don't
By getting over yourself
>B-but muh feelings
We all take that risk. There is no painless way
>>17292793
I don't believe that.
You're only ever hurting yourself.
It IS something that you can control.
Are there any interesting/unique good movies available on YouTube?
>inb4 stream/torrents/Netflix/Hulu are off the table tonight and I wanna watch somethin cool
No?
There are tons of documentaries and the like.
Finding movies has been a lot harder since they started selling them on Youtube.
Why is streaming off the table, exactly?
Youtube is streaming.
Oh, and if you're into cars, you could check out Might Car Mods. I think they've got about 2 full feature length movies they've made about them going around the world and modifying cars.
I just realized for the first time in my life after getting rejected yet again by a girl that I assumed was into me but just being friendly, that I am truly ugly. And it's depressing. I had initially put it on the backburner, but after countless rejection it's finally gotten to me.
At one point I spent my life at the gym, getting muscles and losing fat to the point where all I wanted to do was walk around shirtless. I got a new haircut with some hairgel. I changed who I was. That lasted, maybe less than half a year before I realized that this isn't me, this isn't who I am, and that my life was boring. Maybe better, but boring. I got a job, gained back some fat, and became average again.
I'm not about to go full cringey "I hate women" but I really just want to sleep all day now. What do I do?
>>17292772
show a picture.
Chances are you arent actually ugly but the problem lies somewhere in your personality.
Girls don't care that much about looks, unless you are truly deformed (and I assume you would have known that)
>one girl rejected me so I've got to be ugly
>>17292801
He said he's been rejected many time. Maybe if you actually read you wouldn't come off as stupid
I am a 21 yo male student and in '15 fall I met a girl in a dorm. I kinda liked her instantly. She’s beautiful and everything, has a nice personality but there is a little problem(it’s not a problem really, doesn’t bother me at all no matter what), she has a 2yo boy. I am a fucking manlet and she’s slightly taller than me…
>this was just some backstory, my problem is explained below
I think I fell in love with this girl. Never ever in my life felt this for a woman, never. (I also never spent this much time with any) Our sex life is really good, we get along well, very little arguing. Most of the fights (if you can call them that, disagreements maybe) are about we getting serious. I mean a real relationship. She disagrees with me because fuck me, she’s taller. She told me she feels nothing for me, yet in the last 2 weeks (we’ve been seeing each other less because school is almost over and we only got exams) she has been calling me like 5-6 times a day, talking for hours, sending me pics of her little boy, etc. A month ago(maybe more) she started spending nights at my place. So, we know each other since October and have sex since march. I never thought that I would grow to like her so much(at least not to the point of thinking I want her in my life in the long run). Every time I talk about caring about her she goes silent and changing subjects tho last weekend I got mad about me getting nowhere with her and told her that I want to end it. She did not accepted it and we continued to talk and have sex. Now, we’re not going to see each other for 2 weeks, then we’re going to have a summer break until the end of September. The distance between us is like 150-200km at best. I can easily travel that weekly and on top of that I have a apartment at about 30km of her home city.
What should I do? How do I end it eventually?(if I need to) It really started to cause me emotional distress.
>pic not related
She. Doesn't. Want. A. Relationship. With. You.
ok, i kinda get that already but why call me all the fucking day and insist spending nights?
Also, how do I get out without hurting her (she may feel something eventually...being rejected does that) and without feeling guilty after? I really do not want to continue this if it gets nowhere. Other than sex I haven't gained one thing and sex is something i can get elsewhere without any emotions.
>>17292999
Leeching
tl;dr help me seduce my physics teacher in one week.
So i have a huge crush on my physics teacher. I don't know a lot about him except that his master thesis was something about light extinction, that he's 34 (i'm 23) and he made an x-men reference once. He always keeps it very professional and he's also kind of autistic so he won't take the first step. I thought about giving him my phone number in binary on the last day i'll see him because he's huge into numbers and he knows that i'll be an IT trainee when his course is over. I know it's a super lame idea so pls help me /adv/, i'm just a stupid art historian.
Pic unrelated from my phone
>>17292764
You have great taste in music for somebody so basic and naive.
>>17292778
Thanks fampai, but i wouldn't say i'm basic. Maybe a little naive and also kind of autistic since i rarely get crushes that huge. Got anything more helpful to say?
>>17292764
private liaisons is your solution.
Go and ask him if he can help you with some psychic tasks or something and bam you have a chance to seduce him
Do you feel guilty and degenerate if some days you just do next to nothing besides eat, lay in bed and watch movies/videos/browse the internet alone?
Nope
Should I?
I work and I'm a full time student and really love going out and have lots of passions but sometimes I'm so tired and depressed and that's all I want. Even listening to music or talking to people seem unappealing some days
Nah.
What do I care about other people's agendas?
I'm too egotistical for that.
Hey /adv/
So i met this girl through a friend at a party and she showed alot of interest towards me which is pretty rare with girls who are THAT hot. I ended up kissing her that night and i got her snapchat and all that.
Fast forward maybe 1 - 2 weeks and we are together at another party. This time we kiss like 6 times and she was even the one laying it on or what you wanna call it. We ended up going home and i kissed her at a crosswalk and we went home.
Now it has been 3 weeks of constant literally last minute cancelling of plans. Alot of people might say that she has gotten bored of me but i don't understand why during all these 3 weeks have been snapchatting me constant and always after cancelling the other plan she apologises and tries to plan something sometimes even the next day. I think in total she has cancelled 7 plans during these three weeks and im getting sick and tired of feeling like she is interested in hanging out with me but then just cancelling and being "sorry"
Is this a sign she is trying to get away from me? It is just so odd because she could just have stopped snapchatting me constant and trying to set up new plans after cancelling them. Should i stop answering her and leave her be? it is just so hard because she is one of the hottest girls that have ever shown any interest in me what so ever and i just dont wanna let it go.
pic unrelated
>>17292726
>3 weeks of canceled plans
stop contact cold turkey for a week. if she is interested she will come back. Don't waste your time being strung along.
>>17292732
/Thread
Literally no other option, OP
In a similar situation. In the process of cutting her off now.
But can someone please explain why women do this? It's mind boggling.
hey /adv/ i have a question/problem. i am 19 years old male. and dont like 19 years old girls. i always liked 13-15 years old girls. because we often have same interests and think style. i dont know how to describe that (my english sucks) but i find younger girls more close to me. i dont feel sexual things. i just love them like relationship. i am fit and handsome guy. and they like me too. i dont start a relationship like love because i feel weird and i thinking; " is this wrong?"
i was very shy when i was 13-15. in school girls loved me but you know i wasnt know how to date girls and talk to girls. maybe this is the reason for my current love problems. am i thinking i lost my teenage love and i am trying to recover it?
sorry for idiotic english
>>17292714
kill yourself
>same interests and think style
Do you like Instagram filters and think only about yourself, OP????
If you're in a state with a Romeo and Juliet law, then you can be with 15 year olds while you're still 19. But that's only for this year. Once you turn 20 it's not okay.
Looking to get a laptop for work/gaming. Want something legit around 1200-1500. What's the best place/brand to order?
>>17292668
u should work to get girl like pic related
>gaming laptop
I came from /v/ to rage at you. Enjoy your wasted money
>>17292675
What's wrong with a gaming laptop?
