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>gf gets off of birth control because it makes her feel bad about herself
>everytime we have sex she likes to ride me with no condom, insists she gets off before we put the condom on
>I start to get close and she can tell
>starts riding faster
>grabs my shoulders and bites my neck and pulls my hair
>getting super close
>tell her to get off
>puts...
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You should never have fucked her bare, stupid. The pull out method does NOT work.
>>17290770
My buddy's fuck buddy used to do this to him all the fucking time. I finally convinced him to just cut contact with her, since she wanted to be with him desperately but he just wanted to fuck.
Surprise surprise, a few months later, the next dude she was with? Baby.
Don't suffer this shit and end it unless you want a fuckin' kid.
>>17290777
My endurance is pretty good, I don't even drip for at least 10 minutes. Usually takes about 20-25 to cum even when I'm on top. We do it like that every now and then and she always gets off before I'm even close and has never tried to do anything like this. It was different this time, she was totally different all day before and after.
>Dad leaves when I'm 18
>i never liked him and he never liked me
>he was 42 and he ran off with a 23 year old who had a kid
>she pumps out three of his
>family has disowned him.
>grandmother has cut him out of her will(she is pretty wealthy) and is leaving everything to me and my one cousin
>dad tries to reconcile with his brother
>my...
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>>17290756
Nah. Just let him rot.
>>17290756
Sorry for grammar mistakes I am posting this from my iPad
Wait it out even more, and make him grovel back when he is old and broke - trust your other family members actions on him
I was just curious, has anyone ever had someone they were really close to pass away?
My cousin passed away nearly 10 months ago and I still miss him. Had a dream about him last night and while I was driving, I was just thinking about and put me in one of those moods.
Some time 1-2 months ago, during my gap, I was just eating my lunch and I broke down crying again.
Yes. It's normal. It took me years to get over the death of my uncle, and I still think about him sometimes. He died 12 years ago now.
>>17290747
My brother passed away 5 years ago, great grandmother 3 years ago, my closest cousin died 3 months ago, and my grandfather 2 weeks ago.
After my brother, honestly, nothing hurts as badly. But my family is still torn up inside about it, my father and mother. I've more or less moved on, by doing things like "he totally would enjoy doing this with me."
However, the worst things that happen, are when you have a dream, a dream that you feel is so real, and they're back with you, and you even...
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>>17290747
Meet up with a friend/relative you like who knew him, and remember the good times and laugh and cry it out; just let it out, the peace will come
I had an ex that is a sucubus, after my mom was murdered, she tryed to take control of my life with some heavy manipulation of personal photos and texts.
I feel like living in hell, all I needed to end this is to format her cellphone, so she will not have any more media to try to control me.
do you know some kind of .apk or a method to format the cellphone by the internet.
sincerely, Sam
Ps: I would be really thankfull for any help
By internet it's not possible afaik.
If you can get close to her just get a super strong magnet and wipe her phone.
There are probably other ways to format her phone, but they would all still require being able to touch the phone
You could also try exposing her abusiveness or even try to take her to court for blackmail
It is an android, if I could get her password I could reset the cellphone by the google security.
thanks for the help btw :)
even if you were to get close to her cell there's a possibility she has a lock on it.
you could try the magnet thing, but it wouldn't be a good idea to get that close to her again because she might hurt you.
my advice would be to just block her on social media. if she tries emailing, texting or calling you then save that. if she tries getting you in trouble with your job then it'd be a good idea to file a restraining order.
Which is a better use of my time as a min wage 132IQ business graduate. Learning chinese or learning day trading (consider my very low capital). They are both things i want to do but whats more beneficial? I live in the uk btw
>>17290686
What does 1321q mean?
>>17290686
Both, nothing stopping you.
>>17290688
132 IQ
>>17290694
I dont have unlimited free time and i find spamming one thing is the best way to learn.
How do you be a person
>>17290677
No batteries required.
>>17290677
Bump. Wondering the same thing
have organs
have bones
the end
Ok so I need advice from someone who knows about the body.
I want to scarr myself with a knife, a small line will do but i need to know where to do it, and how deep and how to treat the wound immdeiately so it doesnt hurt that much or so i dont bleed out, (I dont wanna cut a vein or something)
It needs to be somewhere i can see it, like arms or forearms. Thank you.
Scars are only cool if you have an interesting story to go with it. Why do you need/want one? It doesn't seem like you're a body modder.
>>17290675
I need to remind myself about something everytime i wake up, and i need it to be permanently. To remind me about the consequences that will happen if I do it again. I can't get a tatto, im broke af.
>>17290682
Little monochrome tattoos can be really cheap. If you've got balls or a shitty hipster acquaintance you can go the stick & poke route but you've gotta be careful as fuck not to sicken yourself with ink or get an infection there. Giving yourself a scar isn't gonna be easy since by nature for a wound to scar it has to be rough and generally not like a knife wound. Alternatively, paint something on your wall or get a bracelet or something that you never take off, there are plenty of ways to set long...
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Me and my boyfriend are both virgins. We haven't gone all the way yet because we'd like to give it more time, but we've been experimenting with oral . I've gotten good at giving him head (started off not being able to make him cum at all), but he's a little behind. When he eats my pussy, it just feels vaguely good, but even if he rubs his tongue over my clit repeatedly it's not spectacular. Everyone says oral is the fastest way to give a woman an orgasm, but I've never gotten one from it. Same with using a vibrator on myself.
Any tips...
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>>17290663
Tell him what you want you dumb slut, a vibrator on the clit is the fastest way.
Are you the only one or are there masses of women attention whoring here? It all sounds the same, at this point I think you're probably male, don't deny it as I won't believe you.
>>17290673
I literally just said that I don't orgasm from using a vibrator on myself. Any other brilliant ideas?
>>17290663
if you aren't cumming with a vibrator you probably aren't going to cum from oral. you're a difficult girl. have you cum at all before?
I don't know if I need advice, just need to vent, or to just be told I'm being a dumbass, but maybe you guys can provide some insight.
Couple years back I got out of a super long relationship. I had hardcore oneitis so in response I started fucking around with lots of girls. At one point during all of this I met a girl and decided to start an exclusive relationship. Things were pretty awesome for a few months but slowly I felt the urge to start fucking other chicks creep back on. Unfortunately in those short months this girl got really obsessively attached...
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bump for visibility
>>17290651
What you don't want to hear is that you already know all the answers here.
If you want to cheat on her, leave her. If after two years you don't see yourself with this one forever, just get the fuck out. The sooner the better.
If you want to stick it out with her then to stop being such a faggot you must stop putting yourself in positions where you can cheat on her. Get off Tinder, for example. People's actions have more to do with their given situation than their personality, so even...
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>>17290651
Once you cheat the bond is broken - you will always have the lie there; it will always be there
If you want to roll the dice you might crap out - or you might double up. Just remember once its done its done and it happened and you deal with all that shit
You dont need to reply to this. I get it. Just promise me you'll read it and promise me I can still trust you.
I've never been able to get you out of my head. I know you're seeing someone, & I think you've been seeing him for a while, but I doubt I'll ever see you again so just let me get this out. If I don't it really might kill me.
My only regret is moving out here. This place is not worth losing you.
I went to Maine again, I have the past two summers, and you were everywhere. I cut my trips short. Do you remember...
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nah
don't
you wrote it for yourself not for her
>>17290655
>you wrote it for yourself not for her
No, I wrote it for her.
>>17290661
What do you hope to gain?
How do I overcome my shy bladder? I can go fine at home, in a stall and in a bathroom with no one in it or far away. I have trouble when someone is standing behind me or if there are no walls, I also can't go outside unless I'm behind a tree. What should I do?
>>17290640
Also please no bully.
>>17290640
I have the same issue, is your shy bladder caused by anxiety? Mine is
>>17290644
Maybe if you had a hot girl bully you, you'd pee
>in california
Hey I've posted on here before about my brother.
He verbally abuses me for asking him to pick up his things, physically assaults my dad and I, destroys property, refuses to leave the house, and has killed at least two of our cats to name a few of the things he's done. Basical he's an abusive prick and he knows he can get away with these things.
I've tried to keep my tail between my legs but it's gotten to the point where I can't stand to be around him anymore. I know it might sound harsh,...
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>>17290635
>i've tried to keep my tail between my leg
Are you a furry? pls respond
>>17290635
>verbally abuses me for asking him to pick up his things
>tried to keep my tail between my legs
You're obviously not keeping your tail between your legs, but doing something you know will set him off to get a reaction, this first example doesn't even seem like abuse but a person angry at a control freak.
How did he allegedly kill the cats?
>>17290635
instead of calling the police visit the police station and talk to them about it, they'll be able to offer much better advice.
Girls
If you had a guy friend, who was very special too you. I guess more than a friend sense. And you both shared a moment together and kissed before he left your country. knowing it could be years before you see him again. Is that something you'd cherish and remember?
I'm going to be visiting said girl. this might be the last time I ever see her again (I hope not), but We just don't know what the future will bring. We are both realists, and understand how life can be shitty. She means so much to me, I want to share at least a moment like described...
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Chances are, if I had a guy friend that special, I would be very very very happy if he kissed me.
In your situation, couldn't you just use technology to stay in touch with her though? Like numbers or Whatsapp if you two are gonna be in different countries. I guess if she's so close to you that you know she'll miss you anyway, it wouldn't hurt to kiss her.
