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>gf gets off of birth control because it makes her feel bad about herself
>everytime we have sex she likes to ride me with no condom, insists she gets off before we put the condom on
>I start to get close and she can tell
>starts riding faster
>grabs my shoulders and bites my neck and pulls my hair
>getting super close
>tell her to get off
>puts all her weight on me and speeds up
>no seriously get off of me I'm about to cum
>keeps going
>try to move her
>she holds my hands down and drops all the way down
>literally feel her cervix on the tip
>cum a fucking bucket as deep as I possibly can into her
>she sits there with me inside of her for 5 minutes and kisses me on the mouth slowly riding me saying she loves me so much
>just laying there feeling really hurt
>can't even move out of not knowing what the fuck to do
>she speeds up again
>rides me until I cum again
>again makes sure it is as deep as it could possibly be in her when I cum
>tfw her period is a week away and this is her fertile week
>she's been off of bc for 6 months
You should never have fucked her bare, stupid. The pull out method does NOT work.
>>17290770
My buddy's fuck buddy used to do this to him all the fucking time. I finally convinced him to just cut contact with her, since she wanted to be with him desperately but he just wanted to fuck.
Surprise surprise, a few months later, the next dude she was with? Baby.
Don't suffer this shit and end it unless you want a fuckin' kid.
>>17290777
My endurance is pretty good, I don't even drip for at least 10 minutes. Usually takes about 20-25 to cum even when I'm on top. We do it like that every now and then and she always gets off before I'm even close and has never tried to do anything like this. It was different this time, she was totally different all day before and after.
>Dad leaves when I'm 18
>i never liked him and he never liked me
>he was 42 and he ran off with a 23 year old who had a kid
>she pumps out three of his
>family has disowned him.
>grandmother has cut him out of her will(she is pretty wealthy) and is leaving everything to me and my one cousin
>dad tries to reconcile with his brother
>my uncle can't stand him
>uncle calls me today
>says dad was talking shit, says I will never amount to anything and I am a huge disappointment.
>dad says he is glad he left me and my mom for a better family
>tfw when I have a good career and make $42/hr at 23 years old
>tfw I make more money then him
>I'm about to buy a condo in Vancouver
>he doesn't know any of this
Should I call him and put him in his place? I have not spoken to him in 4 years and I really want to let him know I am a better person than he is and that he is getting nothing from her mother and it is going to me (he is or rally greedy and I know that will piss him off)
>>17290756
Nah. Just let him rot.
>>17290756
Sorry for grammar mistakes I am posting this from my iPad
Wait it out even more, and make him grovel back when he is old and broke - trust your other family members actions on him
I was just curious, has anyone ever had someone they were really close to pass away?
My cousin passed away nearly 10 months ago and I still miss him. Had a dream about him last night and while I was driving, I was just thinking about and put me in one of those moods.
Some time 1-2 months ago, during my gap, I was just eating my lunch and I broke down crying again.
Yes. It's normal. It took me years to get over the death of my uncle, and I still think about him sometimes. He died 12 years ago now.
>>17290747
My brother passed away 5 years ago, great grandmother 3 years ago, my closest cousin died 3 months ago, and my grandfather 2 weeks ago.
After my brother, honestly, nothing hurts as badly. But my family is still torn up inside about it, my father and mother. I've more or less moved on, by doing things like "he totally would enjoy doing this with me."
However, the worst things that happen, are when you have a dream, a dream that you feel is so real, and they're back with you, and you even ask them if this shit is real, and then after you're ready to accept them back into your life, you wake up and they're gone all over again.
>>17290747
Meet up with a friend/relative you like who knew him, and remember the good times and laugh and cry it out; just let it out, the peace will come
I had an ex that is a sucubus, after my mom was murdered, she tryed to take control of my life with some heavy manipulation of personal photos and texts.
I feel like living in hell, all I needed to end this is to format her cellphone, so she will not have any more media to try to control me.
do you know some kind of .apk or a method to format the cellphone by the internet.
sincerely, Sam
Ps: I would be really thankfull for any help
By internet it's not possible afaik.
If you can get close to her just get a super strong magnet and wipe her phone.
There are probably other ways to format her phone, but they would all still require being able to touch the phone
You could also try exposing her abusiveness or even try to take her to court for blackmail
It is an android, if I could get her password I could reset the cellphone by the google security.
thanks for the help btw :)
even if you were to get close to her cell there's a possibility she has a lock on it.
you could try the magnet thing, but it wouldn't be a good idea to get that close to her again because she might hurt you.
my advice would be to just block her on social media. if she tries emailing, texting or calling you then save that. if she tries getting you in trouble with your job then it'd be a good idea to file a restraining order.
Which is a better use of my time as a min wage 132IQ business graduate. Learning chinese or learning day trading (consider my very low capital). They are both things i want to do but whats more beneficial? I live in the uk btw
>>17290686
What does 1321q mean?
>>17290686
Both, nothing stopping you.
>>17290688
132 IQ
>>17290694
I dont have unlimited free time and i find spamming one thing is the best way to learn.
How do you be a person
>>17290677
No batteries required.
>>17290677
Bump. Wondering the same thing
have organs
have bones
the end
Ok so I need advice from someone who knows about the body.
I want to scarr myself with a knife, a small line will do but i need to know where to do it, and how deep and how to treat the wound immdeiately so it doesnt hurt that much or so i dont bleed out, (I dont wanna cut a vein or something)
It needs to be somewhere i can see it, like arms or forearms. Thank you.
Scars are only cool if you have an interesting story to go with it. Why do you need/want one? It doesn't seem like you're a body modder.
>>17290675
I need to remind myself about something everytime i wake up, and i need it to be permanently. To remind me about the consequences that will happen if I do it again. I can't get a tatto, im broke af.
>>17290682
Little monochrome tattoos can be really cheap. If you've got balls or a shitty hipster acquaintance you can go the stick & poke route but you've gotta be careful as fuck not to sicken yourself with ink or get an infection there. Giving yourself a scar isn't gonna be easy since by nature for a wound to scar it has to be rough and generally not like a knife wound. Alternatively, paint something on your wall or get a bracelet or something that you never take off, there are plenty of ways to set long term reminders that don't involve stabbing yourself.
Me and my boyfriend are both virgins. We haven't gone all the way yet because we'd like to give it more time, but we've been experimenting with oral . I've gotten good at giving him head (started off not being able to make him cum at all), but he's a little behind. When he eats my pussy, it just feels vaguely good, but even if he rubs his tongue over my clit repeatedly it's not spectacular. Everyone says oral is the fastest way to give a woman an orgasm, but I've never gotten one from it. Same with using a vibrator on myself.
Any tips on how to make it feel better?
>>17290663
Tell him what you want you dumb slut, a vibrator on the clit is the fastest way.
Are you the only one or are there masses of women attention whoring here? It all sounds the same, at this point I think you're probably male, don't deny it as I won't believe you.
>>17290673
I literally just said that I don't orgasm from using a vibrator on myself. Any other brilliant ideas?
>>17290663
if you aren't cumming with a vibrator you probably aren't going to cum from oral. you're a difficult girl. have you cum at all before?
I don't know if I need advice, just need to vent, or to just be told I'm being a dumbass, but maybe you guys can provide some insight.
Couple years back I got out of a super long relationship. I had hardcore oneitis so in response I started fucking around with lots of girls. At one point during all of this I met a girl and decided to start an exclusive relationship. Things were pretty awesome for a few months but slowly I felt the urge to start fucking other chicks creep back on. Unfortunately in those short months this girl got really obsessively attached to me. I later found out that she has some bipolar issues too. For some reason I decided to be a faggot and stick it out, further creating this codependency and now I feel trapped. We've been together for almost 2 years now, and I do love this girl, but I can't help feeling bored and craving other girls. I've been getting hardcore attention from some ridiculously attractive women and I've been aimlessly swiping on Tinder just for some pathetic rush of excitement and validation. Should I break up with her? Should I cheat? Will I even feel guilty if I do? How do I stop being such a faggot?
bump for visibility
>>17290651
What you don't want to hear is that you already know all the answers here.
If you want to cheat on her, leave her. If after two years you don't see yourself with this one forever, just get the fuck out. The sooner the better.
If you want to stick it out with her then to stop being such a faggot you must stop putting yourself in positions where you can cheat on her. Get off Tinder, for example. People's actions have more to do with their given situation than their personality, so even if you're the pope you shouldn't be flirting with other girls or you'll end up cheating on this one.
>>17290651
Once you cheat the bond is broken - you will always have the lie there; it will always be there
If you want to roll the dice you might crap out - or you might double up. Just remember once its done its done and it happened and you deal with all that shit
You dont need to reply to this. I get it. Just promise me you'll read it and promise me I can still trust you.
I've never been able to get you out of my head. I know you're seeing someone, & I think you've been seeing him for a while, but I doubt I'll ever see you again so just let me get this out. If I don't it really might kill me.
My only regret is moving out here. This place is not worth losing you.
I went to Maine again, I have the past two summers, and you were everywhere. I cut my trips short. Do you remember the apartment we looked at on that mountain? I've been living in it for almost a year now and it gets more and more difficult as time passes.
I want you to know that I'm sorry, and I wish I had tried harder. I wish I had forced myself to wait up for you to call. I wish I had driven to B to see you. I wish I had found every German Shepherd puppy in the world for you. I wish I had waited till you moved out here. I wish i hadn't left you crying in the TH parking lot. I wish I hadn't left you crying in the WW parking lot. I wish I had never moved out here. I wish I hadn't worried so much when you told me you planned to move out here. I wish I had been nicer to Ben.
I wish a lot, I would be in a much better place. I won't ever forget you, how perfect you were, and how well you treated me.
I truely do hope you're happy.
>we've been apart for almost 3 years. Should I send it?
nah
don't
you wrote it for yourself not for her
>>17290655
>you wrote it for yourself not for her
No, I wrote it for her.
>>17290661
What do you hope to gain?
How do I overcome my shy bladder? I can go fine at home, in a stall and in a bathroom with no one in it or far away. I have trouble when someone is standing behind me or if there are no walls, I also can't go outside unless I'm behind a tree. What should I do?
>>17290640
Also please no bully.
>>17290640
I have the same issue, is your shy bladder caused by anxiety? Mine is
>>17290644
Maybe if you had a hot girl bully you, you'd pee
>in california
Hey I've posted on here before about my brother.
He verbally abuses me for asking him to pick up his things, physically assaults my dad and I, destroys property, refuses to leave the house, and has killed at least two of our cats to name a few of the things he's done. Basical he's an abusive prick and he knows he can get away with these things.
I've tried to keep my tail between my legs but it's gotten to the point where I can't stand to be around him anymore. I know it might sound harsh, but I just want him in jail. What kind of evidence do I need to get a conviction? My sister and I have recorded several things from past instances. Like holes in doors and walls, and a pair of broken glasses. I've recorded audio of fights between the parents and him where he started banging on the walls out of anger. Plus eyewitness accounts from every family member.
Also in order to call the cops do I have to wait until he attacks me again? It's just he's getting more ballzy with his attacks, and I'm afraid of what might happen.
Thanks.
>>17290635
>i've tried to keep my tail between my leg
Are you a furry? pls respond
>>17290635
>verbally abuses me for asking him to pick up his things
>tried to keep my tail between my legs
You're obviously not keeping your tail between your legs, but doing something you know will set him off to get a reaction, this first example doesn't even seem like abuse but a person angry at a control freak.
How did he allegedly kill the cats?
>>17290635
instead of calling the police visit the police station and talk to them about it, they'll be able to offer much better advice.
Girls
If you had a guy friend, who was very special too you. I guess more than a friend sense. And you both shared a moment together and kissed before he left your country. knowing it could be years before you see him again. Is that something you'd cherish and remember?
I'm going to be visiting said girl. this might be the last time I ever see her again (I hope not), but We just don't know what the future will bring. We are both realists, and understand how life can be shitty. She means so much to me, I want to share at least a moment like described with her, sex would be incredible, but if not, it would just mean so much to me to share a kiss with her. I think she would feel the same. I just hope it's special enough that I'll hold a place in her memory.
Chances are, if I had a guy friend that special, I would be very very very happy if he kissed me.
In your situation, couldn't you just use technology to stay in touch with her though? Like numbers or Whatsapp if you two are gonna be in different countries. I guess if she's so close to you that you know she'll miss you anyway, it wouldn't hurt to kiss her.
>>17290632
I remember when we met last year, when we walked somewhere, she would have her hand on my arm. Constantly. She was always like, grabbing a part of me. and when it was time for us to say goodbye to catch the train. We hugged, and I nervously gave her a quick kiss on the cheek. She looked at me, gave me a shy, but happy smile, and gave me a nice, extended (3-4 seconds long) kiss on my right cheek. Then shyly waved at me as she left. I wish I would have given her a real kiss. But I was really nervous at that time.
>why don't you use technology?
Oh we do, we talk on Whatsapp, and skype when we can. I just meant, like actually being able to spend time together, in real life. I'll be traveling in her country in a few months, and we plan to meet again. But after this trip, it could be quite some time before she comes to my country to visit, but who knows what will happen. Things change. So it's important to me that this meet is special for us both.
>>17290626
Be yourself, bro.
Look into her eyes, smile at her, cuddle her face with your hand, make her closer to you.
You can start to be shy, but after a while you can start playing with her, go in a park with not so many persons and start cuddling each other. Tell her she is beautiful, tell her you care about her, ask her if she is okay, be sure of yourself and show her you are grown since last time you met.
Keep looking into her eyes, and if there is something real, after that kind of eye contact first or after will come a kiss.
Good luck bro and hopefully it will go fine. I believe in you! :)
I'm kinda autistic so I don't know how to thank someone without being creepy.
The person who I want to thank is a girl who baked me some cookies. As far as I know I was the only one she gave them to.
HOWEVER, she has a boyfriend and a 2 year old child so this is not something flirtatious.
How do i repay her kindness in this situation?
>>17290591
She's trying to sucker you.
She wants to get rid of her boyfriend but has to secure a new guy first.
It's called 'monkey branching'.
>>17290591
If you want to thank someone non-autistically do it right after you've been given the thing, don't even bother thanking her at this point (or return a present like a functional human)
Don't listen to the robot sheep above me, he really has no idea of your situation and is spitting out his opinion on women.
>>17290591
Try repaying her with a gift like sweets or a gift for her child
I (22) met a girl (27) at my track and field club around 2 years ago. She was always nice and playful with me but we were never more than partners (she was getting married at the time).
She invited me to an after party, only me, her bf and another couple to get drunk together (former cheerleader captain). She was getting awfully flirty with me but I knew she was just fooling around.
And then she stopped going to the gym and thus stopped talking until today where I graduated from school and won a prestigious award. She wrote on my post "Congrats! We should really go out and celebrate someday".
Keep in mind she is like an alpha female and is hard to read (once she mentioned she likes virgins which I still am). I am no longer attracted to her at all but I don't like being manipulated and seen as weak.
What should be the proper response?
>>17290584
>She invited me to an after party, only me, her bf
C U C K
What is the problem? There's no reason to suspect she's manipulating you.
>>17290586
And a friend with his girlfriend. We went to a karaoke and she paid the drinks and ate at her place. Not that cuck really
>>17290587
I just find it strange that out of nowhere she invites me to drink, especially since she is married
