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Why should I buy a gf if I can just buy a fleshlight for $60?
If you see girlfriends as something to buy, then there is no point, and you may as well get the fleshlight instead. In fact, please do.
>buy gf
Inshallah
>>17298609
t. girl whom if she saw my account balance, would already be on her knees
24 y/o male dumb ass reporting in
>be me, somewhat nerdy, used to be smart, kinda spoiled by wealthy parents, a bit of a hippie and a tiny bit OG
>violent images, uncontrollable thoughts and strange voices in my head
>been like this since I was in grade school, drew images of me eating my classmates alive and what not
>cant sleep for shit, always stay awake in bed for hours, probably has a sleep disorder of some sort but never tried sleeping pills...
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>>17298575
>never tried sleeping pills cuz they got a bad rep
Extensive drug and alcohol use on the other hand gets top marks from all.
>>17298578
Thanks, sarcasm is exactly what I needed lol
But yeah, I get your point. I've managed to quit doing hard drugs every weekend tho, now it's only a couple of times a year. And weed only on weekends instead of every few hours. I should go to the doctor and get some sleeping pills, that might help me manage to drive the crazy shit away.
But doctors are scary yo
I don't know what the fuck you are doing but I wish I knew more people like you who would be down to start a criminal organization, but keeping the nose clean doing it. I'm in the process of becoming very physically fit and learn everything I can before embarking on a different life. Violence has been something I have romanticized, Im fascinated by the Yakuza and bank robberies, Columbine all that shit, you have to think about this though man, who really gives a fuck, there are warlords in african countries that our govt. has paid to kill tens of thousands of people...
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Is it possible to do 1 month of weight loss and 1 month of muscle building?
>>17298553
legally?
Yes.
>>17298560
What I meant was, like is it physically possible or is there another method?
>>17298553
You can cut and build muscle at the same time. Lift and cardio. Eat at a deficit with meat and green vegetables. Lifting in general helps burn fat in the succeeding days along with cardio. The protein will allow you to keep muscle with a calorie deficit.
Why is being weird a bad thing?
>>17298552
everyone is a bit weird, when people call you weird it means you are beyond the normal threshold of weirdness
picking your nose is weird
eating your boogers after you pick your nose is exceptionally weird, and you will be judged for it
>>17298557
But like, someone will be labeled weird for all different unrelated characteristics. For example dressing in a way that isn't normal, speaking out of turn sometimes, being slightly awkward and agitated, or picking your nose. But like how are all of these traits and other considerably 'weird' traits interrelated?
>>17298566
They aren't but if you put them all together you get just a human being that is generally unpleasant to be around, having class is considered to be weird to some people and smug. Most people will be offended by anything , being weird is most relative to how many weird things you do on a consistent basis, you can change who you are, I wouldn't even say being weird is a bad thing, having little respect for peoples personal space and dwelling on your poor interpersonal skills or situations can blow things...
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Hey /adv/ cross dressing male ill get to the point (Pic: unrelated)
So about a month ago i told someone i consider my close friend i cross dress shes support supportive but she brings it up in public im so scared someone will catch on i know shes just joking but it's not funny anymore
Should i confront her about what she is doing??
Or just leave it??
Thank you to anyone who offers some advice
>>/lgbt/
But seriously, kill her and steal her outfits.
yeah tell her to stop because your mentally ill fetish is private business and you only told her because you trusted her
>>17298530
she buys me clothes so that's not an option hahaha
got my head smacked into a marble chimney 3 times in a row when I was messing around with a friend. no KO or any real pain, but the back of my head feels funny. wut do. so far I iced it a bit.
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>>17298528
It's 2:30 am and I don't know my insurance info...
>>17298523
>got my head smacked into a marble chimney 3 times in a row
>3 times in a row
In what situation is that just messing around?
How do I stop apologizing for every single little thing I do?
IRL, if someone speaks up even slightly I immediately get all scared and start saying sorry repetitively.
I'm the same online, but worse. I can't properly grasp the meaning of some sentences, and I immediately get into a defensive attitude, and start apologizing for absolutely everything.
I'm pretty sure it's just annoying everyone, and I really want to see if it's something I can try and stop doing.
>>17298518
only say sorry when your sorry, and not as a reaction to fear
OP is a faggot
S-sorry OP, I didn't mean it, I don't actually think you are a faggot.. Sorry man.. Really, I think I've just had a bad 3738 days, and it kind of just slipped out. I don't know what came over me. Please forgive me.
>>17298518
Try to focus on your speech and when you feel like you have to say sorry, just dont do it. A few weeks later you will do this unconsciously.
any balding/bald anons or someone who has recovered from balding here?
when did you start going bald?
if you miraculously overcome balding wtf did you do?
tell me how to cope with this shit
any tips like what hat should i always wear or something
19 balding anon here
gonna shave it all off next month if the hair loss doesnt stop
>currently trying change of diet (avoiding sugar) idk if its gonna help
What's your hairstyle like? Is your pillow good?
>>17298551
currently looks like pic related
i used to have that annoying average korean men hairstyle the one with bangs
i cut it short just last week when the hair loss wont stop
it did stop for a week
then this morning after i woke up i counted 57 hairs on my pillow
>>17298583
Do you take vitamins? Biotin pills really helped the appearance of my hair I don't know if it stops hair loss but you could give it a try.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority....
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>>17298488
This pasta is as relevant now as the first time I read it.
My question is how do I satiate my instinctual need for recreational human contact without 4chan?
I don't have social media and I am alone 12 hours a day.
It really is the internet hate machine.
>>17298498
>we laughed at them then
>they were right all along
I genuinely believe I am cursed. So much bad shit has happened to me over the past few years and I'm losing a lot of things any normal person should have. Things like family, proper goals, some level of trust, etc. It has only been getting worse and every time I think that I finally gain something that makes me happy it gets taken away for no reason. It's like life has been trying to teach me the same lesson for years now and that lesson is that life is terrible, nothing matters, and anything bad that could happen WILL happen.
I have a lot of issues now because...
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I'm 20 years old and I can't go to my parents for anything and they still ask me for things. At this point I'm thinking Marines or Air Force because I know I can't live a normal life now. Can't go back to school because I was also suspended for a whole year because of what some girls made up about me, and they all think I'm going to shoot up the place. I can't afford school now. Can't have a normal job because this town is so small, I fucking worked at Walmart and saw the officer that arrested me go to my register. my aunt and uncle fired...
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>>17298440
Professional therapy
But I also don't want to be a person filled with hate. I don't want to be a part of evil I just want it to go away or end. Something tells me that any other person in my situation would have cracked and gone on some crazy murder spree because of how I am treated. It's like I'm guilty for something I haven't done because of the way people treat me because they think I'm going to go insane because of the way they're treating me, it's a fucking endless cycle of retarded logic. Being a white male in California that actually doesn't want...
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Hello /adv/, I have a niece around 5th-6th grade that's very talkative and recently spilled out that she's being bullied. She seems pretty happy all of the time, but when she told me she had a tone that clearly said she was annoyed. She's being made fun of her last name, getting called short, and is getting called names - all by boys.
From what she's told me, the teachers aren't doing anything, and her parents just told her to ignore it so they'll stop. She did say she stands up for herself by asking them to stop. It's summer vacation...
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>>17298422
Tell her to strap in because shes got a long way to go.
Do you ever read how women are spoken about here? That generation will only be worse.
>>17298428
Women are semi-sentient automatons that exist only to serve their own fleeting interests
Like dementors in harry potter
The thing is, you really can't do anything about it. If you call the school, they will hang up on you without being the children's parents or legal-guardian atm. All you can do is talk to the child directly, but if she tells her parents what you said and they do not like it, they may be mad at you. So tread carefully.The world today sucks, everyone is stupid and/or assholes, even family.
What's the fastest way to get laid/a gf besides tinder?
I'm attractive and sociable and non-autistic but apparently I'm missing something, I should be pulling girls left and right according to my friends and people who barely know me. What's the secret sauce
>>17298409
Rape
>>17298409
There is no secret sauce. You talk to girls, you make them laugh, you be charming, you get them to like you, you fuck them.
If you're doing those things you should be getting laid. If you aren't getting laid its because you aren't doing those things.
sounds like you don't have balls
you actually have to talk to girls to make this happen. go to your normie gathering places and hit on girls, tis the only way
What women are objectively visually beautiful?
>>17298391
anime women
/thread
objective beauty is an oxymoron
They have a whole wiki page on this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness
>inb4 physical attractiveness is all subjective/cultural/social constructed/individual
CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE FUCKING THREAD THAT ISN'T FILLED WITH AN UNFUNNY ANIMEPOSTING TRIPSHIT AND IDIOTS WHO KEEP RESPONDING TO HIS RETARDED BAIT
>>17298381
its just a prank bro
I am so over it. I need the script to block these bloggers.
Namefag=attention whore
no
>have close friend of nearly 10 years, a girl (A)
>had been in a relationship with A's best friend (B) for three years
>broke up with B two years ago
>A barely returns my texts or calls and certainly never initiates
>hear that B is still bitter towards what happened between us
>A realizes that its unfair that she's only gotten one side of the story, but probably has to stick by B
I...
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She cares about B more, and doesn't want to lie to B about still being friends with you.
>>17298389
So she blows me off in order to achieve this? Surely, if I meant something to her she'd still want to talk to me.
>>17298396
>if I meant something to her she'd still want to talk to me.
yes
