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Having no gf, how to I get better at sex?
I'm male, hwo should I train?
>>17298008
Escort
>>17298008
Get together with a friend who's in a similar position and practice on each other
fuck me anon
recently more and more people seem extremely offended by my offhand banter, which is by and large a tool to entertain myself.
is this a sign of
[] me being totally inappropriate
[] folks needing to get over it
how can people stand being so fucking boring?
>>17297966
>guys I act like a huge douche to make myself laugh and then people remember it and hold it against me! What the heck man
Are you between the ages of 13-17 OP?
>>17297984
who said i was being a douche anon?
i skirt away from anything outright insulting.
>>17297994
If you're right, then kudos to you. It takes a decent amount of charisma to pull that off with strangers in the politically correct modern world.
Just be open to considering the fact that you're wrong. It seems to me that whether or not something is insulting depends entirely on the person's reaction within the context of the interaction. In your case, that means that every person who was 'extremely offended' by your comments was under the impression that you said something 'outright...
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4chan, should I bang my hot friend?
He started drunk flirting with me and playing keepaway, it has now progressed to sober flirting. Lots of teasing, he's made it very clear he's dtf. We've communicated all but directly. He's a cool guy too. A close friend I can tell things to. Adorable.
Now, I'm in a loving relationship with a boy of three years; we're mutual friends with the dude in question. We've talked about boundaries and I'm terms of physical we're hella flexible. We don't usually do stuff with other people because we just don't feel like it, but we know we can. I never thought I would, but I'm just hella curious with this one. I suppose I'm not jumping on that because a. I'm shy af, b. A little self conscious about my body, and c. Experiencing something new and not sure what do.
Oh, and d. No idea how to progress this beyond the flirting. I can't get alone with this guy. My boyfriend lives with me and it just feels really weird to say anything along the lines of "my husband's not home". Hey, I know it's not scummy because I asked my boyfriend what he's comfortable with, but it just feels wrong.
So, 4chan, how do I friends with benefits?
>>17297912
Go ahead and cuck him, just tell him to fuck off and he'll run with his tail between his legs since he's such a beta pussy
>We've talked about boundaries and I'm terms of physical we're hella flexible. We don't usually do stuff with other people because we just don't feel like it, but we know we can.
that's incredibly stupid, assuming you can cheat on your boyfriend and he will be ok with it because of some conversation in the past.
but ya slut it up who cares about meaningful lasting relationships built on trust. wooo yolo sip lean and fuck every hot guy that comes along
>>17298139
Oh ya and also possibly make your bf distrust women for the rest of his life and kill his self esteem
I am a ethnical minority (meaning I am white but from another country) and I choose to be a firefighter. From where I live, it is a very conservative job (more than 95% natives white) and very few immigrants are able to get the job. I was able to fit in and seen as an equal mostly because I don't really care about my origins and consider myself more of a local.
I recently joined a program that promotes diversity within the fire department. It's not something big, it is still underground and not many firefighters know about it.
>inb4...
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if you can't justify why you're doing something then don't do it
But why did you want to do it in the first place? To help promote an awesome job to people who may not have ever considered it? To help those like yourself who have joined a department where they might feel like an other to integrate more easily?
Hardly seems worth it to back down because it might cause some imagined slight, maybe. If anyone ever confronted you you could point to those reasons why you're doing it.
Where do you work btw? I'm in the FDNY.
>>17297906
Not going to tell my fire department for privacy reasons but it's in Canada. I am not officially a firefighter yet. I still have to do some training before I can apply at my fire department and I saw it as an opportunity to know more people and make a name in the department.
I listed you the reasons why I joined but I simply cannot turn a blind eye to the reality that most of the firefighters (at least those I met) are not fond of the idea of diversity. I understand that and my intention is only to show...
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>>17297938
>Not going to tell my fire department for privacy reasons
jesus christ fuck off and die
>I am not officially a firefighter yet
wow, pathetic
Sup /adv/. Thinking of hiring an escort on backpage. My fantasy involves teaching her how to play an instrument or fix my car and then I start to play with her pussy, finger her and suck on her tits. Then we fuck.
I've never tried this before. Any tips to be anonymous and safe?
Spend the money on legitimate review sites like P411 and TER.
Backpage is a honeypot for law enforcement, thieves and those bottom-of-the-barrel escorts who are probably filled with disease.
This isn't a cheap hobby if you want to participate in it safely, discretely and without a criminal record.
>>17297848
Assuming the woman possess the necessary mental aptitude I would suggest finding the one with the longest fingers and shortest hair
Piano is your best bet for this fantasy
I suggest this piece as well for more advanced sessions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbtmskCRUY
I live in California if it helps.
>>17297854
Thanks for the advice. Those seem a lot less sketchy. Do you have any experiences with P411 or TER?
>>17297855
>more advanced sessions
You've got me thinking of getting the same girl over a long period of time (if she's good) and slowly start molding her into a decent piano player. She'll be so thankful and want to stay with me forever, but then I tell her that isn't...
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My husband joined the airforce.
I need to think of what kind of job I can do around military bases because we will be moving a lot.
Any suggestions?
Preferably something meaningful do not mind going back to school.
>>17297837
You'll probably just end up doing a local shitty job around base like at the PX or something, from what I hear the money isn't even good enough to be worth it after taxes. I'd suggest sticking to school. Where is are you stationed? Or did he literally just join?
>>17297837
Airforce brat here. Father was in for 26 years. We moved all over the states and overseas
While hubby works, if you have access to a vehicle, get to know your immediate surrounding. Establish your familiarity with good take out areas. If you're not shopping on base, know where has the best grocery coupon deals. Try to keep the home orderly. These are basics and crazy helpful for living on base. As far as what you can do for yourself, taking online courses will be best as you may move a lot and being tied...
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>>17297837
If you don't mind going back to school, think about something like becoming a dental hygienist, nurse, or something else in the medical field. If you want your work to be meaningful, look nowhere else.
So, I was a loser. I'm 30 years old now, graduated from college with a degree in computer science in NYC. I did an internship. The reason I went to college late was because I had an injury where I couldn't even get out of bed.
I started looking for jobs. It's my first time, but I have not heard from anyone.
Anyone know what I am possibly doing wrong?
I have a suit, I do my best to have a firm handshake and I generally just do what I can.
So if I don't hear back from them, what does that mean? Can I re-submit for a job? What do I do?...
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It's all being at the right place at the right time or nepotism. With how our world works now our education system is outdated and unreliable. You may have to look at jobs outside of the field you studied in. That is just sadly how the world is now a days. It has nothing to do with your abilities.
:( So it's hopeless? What else can I do?
>>17298071
It's not hopeless.
Did you make any friends in college? Ask them who to talk to. Ask your college who to talk to. My buddy in NYC got a job with a CS degree pretty easily through having friends who know people who can hire you.
Im having twins, and im going through the pressure of picking out names. Any ideas for boy and girl names? I would like them both to have strong and honorable names that they can have proudly. Thanks
Pegasus and Pegasus
>>17297834
I agree with this gentlemen of fine taste
>>17297829
Boy boy
Alexander and Nicholasville
Boyngirl
Alexander and Catherine
Girl girl
Catherine and elizabeth
>Get part time job at a restaurant
>Have some pretty co workers
>Literally all of the qts like me for no reason
>This seems too easy something must be off
>Look up these girls on Facebook
>All four of them are single mothers
>Three of them are in their early twenties
Lol why are so many women sluts now? It didn't used to be this bad.
What advice are you seeking?
Modern society is the problem. The media portrays sex as no big deal and encourages women to be beautiful and sexy to get laid. Then they get knocked up and society rewards them for doing so. You don't have a job? No problem here's your welfare check. Oh and you also get to screw some guy out of 20% for child support.
How would you know how had it was? What time are you comparing to? How old are you?
So I've been in one relationship before and got cheated on. Since then I've gotten a very well paying job and have been single. How do I get over my hate of women now? Literally every date I go on I feel like as soon as they show interest in my job they're just doing it for the money or they'll cheat on me eventually. I hate feeling this way and really want to give these women a chance but I just don't want to put any effort in and I've gone on tons of dates via tinder and okcupid. They all seem so shallow and fake and expect me to do 100% of the...
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>>17297821
>How to get over it?
You have to realize that it was just one woman and not all women cheat. Is it fair for someone to blame you for the wrongdoing of another man? Of course not.
>I hate feeling this way and really want to give these women a chance but I just don't want to put any effort in and I've gone on tons of dates via tinder and okcupid. They all seem so shallow and fake and expect me to do 100% of the work with initiating,buying shit,...
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>>17297833
Idk man, I want to get over it but it doesn't help that two of my buddies just got cheated on too. I don't trust women, even if it isn't fair the odds seem to be you'll get cheated on. Like if the lottery was 'a girl who won't cheat' those are the odds of getting one who is loyal, at least that's how I feel. I know it probably isn't true but I just don't trust them.
>>17297821
>How do I get over my hate of women now?
By finding a woman that you actually want to spend time with.
>but it doesn't help that two of my buddies just got cheated on too.
Don't get emotionally attached to someone until you know them. DO judge based on morals.
If someone makes shitty decisions (ie club at 3am with a bunch of other sluts) then she's probably not girlfriend material.
You'll find a keeper one day....
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Is a 6.5" X 5.5" penis adequate for most girls? If its curved to the side does that help?
>>17297803
You're good. Your penis will never be laughed at or struggle to pleasure a woman
>>17297830
Good. flacid i am worried though. Its literally 1 1/2" X 2". I feel like im in the 8th grade or sumthin
>>17297851
Dude me too, except im inly 5.5x4.8
I have a drug test tomorrow for my first big boy job and of course I had to fuck it all up. I have never done drugs in my life nor had a drug test, and now, the night before, it's all gone to shit.
I was having dinner at around 730 and my mom asked me to try this special bread she baked. Whatever, took a small piece. Didn't care for it so i ate what I had but didn't take any more.
It is only until now that I realized it had poppy seeds in it and I have heard before that they make drug tests have bad results. I only had about a quarter of one of the...
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>>17297770
You're fine , moron.
This is literally Seinfield.
>>17297774
>>17297779
I hope you niggers are right
Its just that this is probably the biggest turning point in my life so Im very concerned
Does anyone on /biz/ live in an apartment? I did 1 year of community college 8 hours away in illinois and moved to tennessee with my mom and now I want to move back up there. But I cant find even a studio apartment for less than $900 a month plus amenaties. I am poor too and didnt really wana spend over 600 because I will be a full time student plus I will need to work to fucking live. I could stay here with my mom but I hate tennessee, there are no girls to be with, and its tons of hicks and blacks where I live.
My question is, how can I afford this? There was one for...
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>>17297761
Plus utilities? As in water electric sewage and gas are paid for?
>>17297761
Have you considered getting a roommate?
>>17297761
Section 8 is usually for low income families.
Just rent a room ? That oughta fit the sub 600 range you want
I'm extremely eager to please. If a girl is cute enough, i'm willing to do anyting to please her.
Usually my relationships end at thisp oint, once girls find out I'm so up to kissing their ass and would eat their shit if I were ordered to.
Why are there no women that are into men like me? I mean I'm not a pussy by any means, I'm in damn good shape, and I'm good looking enough that they're totally down to fuck faster than I can ever expect. Yet when I open up about my natural inclination to just want to dote on them or be practically...
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can I bump my own post on this board?I'm stumped as fuck here.
Have you tried Black bitches? Asians? Mexican?
>>17297900
I'm Hispanic.
I live in the US, I'm not sure what white mean in the USA. some people think I'm white, some don't. I'm as white as ricky martin, to me that isn't white at all.
So yes I've tried Hispanic girls like me, and white girls like blondes and redheads. not into Asians or black chicks,, sorry
Gingerfag needing help with pictures again.
I actually managed to smile for a photo for once. Should I profile pic this for Facebook? Or is it too childish/faggy
Looks fine to me.
>>17297746
Judging from the dental structure of the cuspids and lateral incisors I estimate this human male to be approximately 17 years old
>>17297759
You're close. I'm 18. I look young as fuck though so I can understand your assumption
