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I'm going soon to a beach where's full of rockers and druggies and heavy drinkers and concerts. I'm a rocker myself but I've never been to these sorta places. What I want is get smashed, absolutely destroyed and fuck a shit ton of dirty sluts.
Any advices?
>>17298926
If you want to 'get smashed', you can drink alcohol.
If you want to 'fuck a shit ton of dirty sluts' you can put your penis inside of them.
Do you really need help with these things? Are you retarded?
>>17298926
>What I want is get smashed, absolutely destroyed and fuck a shit ton of dirty sluts
>Any advices?
drink lots of alcohol then drink even more alcohol and TRY to engage in sexual intercourse with the girls there
More than alcohol I recommend ecstasy.
What's the most effective way to learn a language other than paying for classes? Are books sufficient? I'm sure I can eventually find speaking partners online but when I'm by myself... just how?
>>17298902
Try /int/
Download duolingo it's an app for Apple android might have it too. I used it before my trip to Mexico and got treated like a king because locals appreciate it when you take time to learn their language.
Live in a country with a dominant foreign language.
So i have a problem with my love of beautiful babes. You know when you see a girl and you just want to kiss them? Well it happened with my friends girl. The kissing quickly lead to sex lot of lust was present. After it happened the girl was feeling super guilty saying how she never would betray her boyfriend again and she didn't know what got into her. This has happened before picking up sluts and they pull the i have a boyfriend shit after I've dumped a load deep inside them but i have never known the guy. This guy is not a heaps close friend but he is still a friend, i feel kinda bad but his girlfriend was just so kissable. So should i tell him? I know it'll ruin the relationship but i don't want this eating me up.
Teenager fantasies: the post.
>>17298883
>should I tell him
No. Don't let it eat you up. It was the slut's fault.
Take it to the grave. You had your fun don't ruin his. If you're a pussy that can't keep a secret then don't be fucking up
>graduated from university 6 months ago
>took me 7 fucking years
>18-25
>feel old
>no job, haven't done anything since
>my life has literally not improved or changed for years
>only accomplishment is completing my degree
>just wasting my life doing nothing, waiting for someone to hire me, applying to jobs. Writing emails to HR and I hate it
>applied to 100+ jobs
>don't know what to do with my life here on out
>completely trapped >immobilized by the lack of money
>lack of direction
nothing I've ever done has worked out for me.
I've tried to do what I'm supposed to do. I followed life's instruction manual. But I just can't get things to work for me. I'm constantly playing catch up. Constantly failing. I just want to get to a point where I can feel half way decent about my situation. My body is shit. My life is boring and wasted. I have no friends. I can't make money. No one will hire me. I'm fucking useless. I'm getting older every day and wasting my life. when will my life fucking change?
What degree?
>>17298869
>when will my life fucking change?
Well, you're gonna die some day, does that count?
Hi. I dont know what to do anymore in my relationship and I can feel myself getting more fucking insane by the second and I cant stop myself.
We are long distance and before anyone says anything no I do not belive he is cheating on me on the one fact that he doesnt like to interact with people and before getting this job he was a neet. Now he goes to work comes home and plays games and watchs movies.
My boyfriend and I have had some trouble, the main thing is that he doesnt talk to me much anymore which he blames on being tired from a job hes just started and that i dont try to talk hard enough.
At first I understood, brought it up to him that I would like to talk to him more even if its a 10 minute phone call, to which he said he would try.
If anything its gotten worse.
I have tried texting alot to get conversation out of him because he says we have nothing to talk about anymore, and he still barely talks.
I've tried giving him space for a week, only messaging him when he messages me in an attempt to prompt him to talk a bit more but that didnt change.
Last night I lost it because it was Sunday, we both had the day off work and he could not be bothered to reply to my texts for 4 hours. I understand that this may sound insane and it probably is but we both were at home doing nothing. I had messaged him enough times for him to have taken notice of his phone and I truly believe he simply chose to ignore him.
This is after a week of me backing off and giving him space.
I snapped, sent him a wall of text asking if this is what he wants, if it isnt then i would like to know, that I would like to talk about this and why he doesnt talk to me anymore.
He replied 'what do you want me to say'.
I repeated what I said to which I got no reply. I assumed he was playing a game like he always does so I waiting and text again, still no reply. So I called him, to which he replied 'stop im trying to sleep'.
So that pissed me off because he again ignored me.
You're stupid, he's a cunt too but you're stupid
Dude's acting like a piece of shit. When you're in a relationship with someone, whether your a boy or a girl, you have a responsibility to that person to make them feel wanted and to talk to them on a regular basis. It probably sucks to hear, but in my opinion you should leave him. He clearly values himself over you and doesn't care how his actions affect you. Now, maybe things will be able to be changed, maybe not, but from the looks of it things will continue to get worse at this point, so the best course of action would be to get out before you get far too invested.
I went on a rant again and then after I felt bad, I apologised.
I messaged him this morning and got no reply.
I messaged in the afternoon and got no reply so I went to work.
He messaged around 6 saying hi, i messaged back asking what is going on.
He messaged back 'work' and I messaged back 'i meant about last night'.
I have not received a reply still. I finished my shift at work and called him, he didnt answer so I left a voice message.
I do not know what the fuck else I can do now. I dont want to throw in the towel because I love his man but the last few months has been so shit compared to when we were together in the beginning. I understand that the honeymoon faze wears off but its like he doesnt care anymore and he wont tell me why it is now this way. He says its because hes working but im not asking him to call me for hours during work. Im asking for a text conversation once hes home from work. I dont think I'm asking too much from him and now I just feel like a crazy cunt because I am getting nothing back.
Im meant to be going down to where he lives for his birthday. He said he wouldnt pick me up from the airport because hell be tired from work. Fair enough.
But he then said he wouldnt drop me off to the airport on sunday because 'ill still be tired and ill want to sit down'. What the fuck? Its a 45 minute drive from his house to the airport and he cant be bothered to do that so he can see his girlfriend. Its on a sunday, 2 rest days after this day at work which is an office job.
I dont want to take the train the bus by myself at night in a city I dont know and I dont think hes unreasonable for me to ask him to drop me off. Maybe im wrong though.
He really isnt cheating on me, hes barely interested in sex.
Im making this thread on the off chance that someone would have any advice on what else I can do to save this relationship.
I just finished my first semester of college for my computer science degree, which I worked a 16 hour pw job through.
However I'm thinking I might not work from now on. It's mentally breaking me, and the hours of it (5-8pm 5 days a week) are exactly when I would/should be studying. I also think that studying harder and being better at programming will benefit me more later than working throughout college would.
But I'm worried though that not working will make others look down on me, or maybe make it harder for me to get a job after college. I will also have more student debt.
So which option is better? Keep working or quit my job and focus on my degree? Which did you do?
Thanks in advance.
How heavy is your course load that it kills you to have to work those hours?
>>17298897
It doesn't kill me
I could and would do it if the job was relating to my course or fun but its not.
When I get home at about 9 every night I just have dinner and then go to bed because I'm tired, and if I wasn't working I could spend all that time studying.
>>17298861
Go double up on classes and graduate faster. If you finish a semester faster the 3 months of big boy pay will overshadow the amount of minimum wage you'll make working part time for the next several years.
Coworker is quitting, we've worked separate shifts in different departments but they overlapped every now and then. She'd usually smile and say hi to me when she sees me (yes I'm aware that this isn't interest and is probably just being polite), we chat for a bit about random stuff and I catch her looking at me sometimes.
Should I ask her out?
What do you have to lose by doing it? What do you have to gain from not doing it? Go for it dude.
>>17298856
Yeah this was my mentality, just wanted to confirm
Now it's just how do I do it
Please reaponde
What happens if you get stabbed in this area? 2-5 cm of the knife going in (a small, thin knife, like a pairing knife or something)
Should nerve damage be expected, for example? Could it result in losing the function of my arm/hand?
could hit Arteria subclavia, most arm nerves (plexus brachialis) and maybe a pneumothorax
>>17298841
although its a bit to low for the first two things on second sight
>>17298841
>could hit Arteria subclavia, most arm nerves (plexus brachialis) and maybe a pneumothorax
And what are the consequences of that?
I'm a conflicted emotionally dead person, and it ruins my girlfriend.
For the last month we're just fighting and the relationship is getting worse and worse. Yesterday we finally talked about everything, and hoped we could make everything better again. But I'm not sure if I can, and if I want.
I sorta love her, she's nice. A cute, pretty and very lovable romantic girl. She'd done so nice things for me, she's completely heads over in love for me, faithful and dependable. I'm her first, I took her virginity, she thinks I'm "the one".
And I'm just the person you'd expect to surf 4chan all day. Emotionally unstable, distant, broken, bad childhood, few friends, depressions, all that shit. I just have become good in putting up a mask, but doing that for the whole relationship for over a year has strained me too much, I just can't keep it up anymore. Now I've become distant, that hurts her a lot. She wants to break up. And I want to break up. Sometimes.
My problem is - where I need your advice: What do? I love parts of the relationship, we have really romantic moments, doing great couple-stuff together, I love every minute of it. And on other days it's just a chore. I can't be arsed anymore to do all the stuff that she expects me to do to show her how much I love her. I really respect her and want her happyness, but I'm not sure I can give it to her. I guess in the long run she's happier without a failure like me. Or, it will completely break her, make her a husk that will never love again. So what do? I don't want to hurt her more than necessary, so do I stay or do I go? Will I regret it, will I be happier without her? I just don't know anymore.
On top of that all, I kinda got feelings for a girl from university that is all flirty with me, but may or may not have put me into friendzone already. Even if it's not that girl, I kinda got a rush from doing all that stuff again - flirting with someone, testing the waters, getting dates with girls. Wat do?
Kill yourself
You sound like you've got BPD, do your girlfriend a favour (and yourself) and break up with her and start therapy.
>>17298817
Bi-Polar-Disorder? Why do you think so? I sometimes just feel depressive, maybe manic-depressive sometimes.
And yes, it's probably for her best, but I'm afraid of killing a relationship that maybe could be fixed. I don't want to regret something I did too drastic. It also maybe kills her emotionally completely.
What do women find attractive about femdom? How did any of you femanons find out that you liked femdom?
My gf told me she's into it, but she's pretty shy. She was a sub all her life, but she wants to try and be a switch. I'm kind of into it but not sure where to begin.
What do?
Femdom reminds me of my Japanese animes. Plus there's no better feeling than being David taking down a Goliath. Femdom only works if he's got abs you could grind meat on, being dominant over a fat, short slob lacks the intensity that digging a heel into a chisled chest has.
>>17298799
I'm 6'2 and ottermode, but the things we were talking about is more gentle femdom and just taking the control, not humiliation.
>>17298792
The attraction for both doms and subs of both sexes is a vacation from their everyday selves.
Professional dominatrices will all tell you that most of their clients are men in powerful positions - business bosses, judges, doctors - who find relief by playing at being powerless, and all the female subs I have known have also been in positions of authority they enjoyed a vacation from.
Conversely, both male and female doms tend to be people whose everyday lives don't allow them to express their capacity for power, and who find that playing at absolute control is satisfying.
So I quit my 4 + year construction job because it was terrible. I've been on EI for almost a year, selling off appliances and stuff i have on buy-sell groups. I'm not sure what to do now that my EI ran out. I have been considering the Canadian armed forces. I'm 30 right now, 31 in december. Do they take oldfags like me? I'm trying to cut down on drinking and go for walks (not fat, but not super fit at all). How slow of a process is it to join? Can i sign up, and then be in training right away like within a month? navy,chairforce,regular, which is better? any tips or insight would be good. I don't care that it "doesn't pay so well" I just want to be shipped away from this shithole and do something different.
>>17298785
So all you want is for one of us to tell you if youre too old???
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/oct/31/worlddispatch.annemcilroy
Youre not.
I think it could make a man out of you. Do it please.
>>17298785
Canadian Forces Personnel here.
My advice is start running a lot. Start weight training. 31 isn't that old for us. If you have a backpack, put 50 pounds in there and walk 10km as fast as you can. Pay is somewhat decent but the bullshit either makes or breaks it.
>>17298785
For the amount of time to join it is literally a person to person basis. It took me 5 weeks start to finish to join. Some people have taken 2 years.
How many sick days is too many?
I'm about to take off my 4th 'sick day' from work in half a year (each isolated one off days) and wonder how many I'll need to take before they consider canning me. Does anyone have any experience with this?
Pic unrelated, of course.
Depends on your employer and their policy. Ask.
>>17298763
If I ask they'll know I'm trying to take another day off, which I'm obviously trying to avoid.
>>17298754
I've taken over 14 days, and currently haven't been to work since April.
Yet I'm still considered employed by them.
Most places will prefer to work with you and your illness until you can recuperate
If you can, put in some extra hours to make up for the sick time
What to do if there is a chance I'm pregnant?
Both of us were drunk and we had unproctected sex. He told me he did the 'pull out method', but I wouldn't even call it a method even if there is a good chance I could get pregnant.
The problem is that both of us were a bit drunk and I'm not sure if he could of pull it out on time.
plan b duh
>>17298712
It will not work, just because it happened more than 24 hours ago.
>>17298741
eat a lot of fish and drink a lot, if you happen to get pregnant this increases the chance miscarriage. at the very least your kid will be retarded
Help me lads
>be at a party with a girl i've liked for the past 4 years (essentially jorah from GOT)
>she was super drunk and started hanging out with my best friend.
>didn't think much of it
> got a text at 2 am after I had left from her >text saying how shes crushing hard on him and wanted to make out with him all night.
>my autism caused me to freeze and say she should go for it
>even offered her to get her in
>MFW what the fuck is wrong with me
>She said not at the moment she'll think it over a bit more
>MFW she knows i've adored her for 4 years
>MFW I just told the girl I love I can get her hooked up with my best friend
>MFW I knowingly just caused the death of the only two relation-ships in my life
what do you need help with you beta ass cuck
there is no redemption here
>>17298697
Good lord, this sounds like a comedy/horror movie
Let's hope they break up, and that girl fucks you out of spite to the friend.
>MFW I knowingly just caused the death of the only two relation-ships in my life
what?
the girl fancies your best friend and you offered help hooking them up (thus staying loyal to your friend)
there'll be other girls, i honestly dont see the problem here
What is the legal penalty for taping flyers to telephone polls?
All I can think of is littering, unless there is a specific law in the area against it.
depending on where you do it the penalties will be different.
university campus, public place and outside someone's buisness are all different.
Depending on what you are putting out expect hate speech, libel, littering, "student misconduct" or other things to be brought up.
Death or exile depending on where you live. Either way, not worth it.
