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My ex contacted me a couple weeks ago and we started talking again. She proceeding to tell me how her boyfriend was a horrible person and how she wanted to break up with him (she tried before but felt guilty) and how much she loved me and how happy I made her. One night I went round, again she talked about us getting back together etc and we slept together. The next day she broke up with her Boyfriend who didn't take it well. She told me he cried and told her he's kill himself etc so for the next few days she was a bit torn up but kept telling me she loved me.
One...
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I'm amused by how many ways both of you fucked up and what shitty people you both are
>>17308929
Shit happens.
>need to know what she is doing
The most likely thing she is doing, at this moment, is cuddling, after a serious rage dicking.
This is based on what you have told us, in which he played her perfectly.
She is focused on him, completely. And he probably told her to block you, cut contact, and so on.
I think you are a fool to want a woman like her, more so after one failed relationship with her. You have already come across, to her, as weak and needy.
To correct this, do NOT contact; wait for her to initiate, if she...
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What does it say about me that I take extra condiments and napkins home from McDonald's where I only eat on the dollar menu and sneak in old cups I previously purchased there and abuse free refill privileges while staying for 3 hours downloading lesbian porn on their wifi?
That you're a useless waste of good oxygen and you should get your shit together.
>lesbian porn
Are you 12?
>>17308898
That you're a typical 4chan user
>>17308901
What's wrong with lesbian porn?
Hi /adv/
I just got rejected by another interview for an internship today. I feel numb and broken. I've been looking for an internship as a requirement to get passed from my university while struggling with depression as well. I kinda felt like this. Everytime I thought it's going to get better, it won't. It's just crushing.
Would you be so kindly to console me? I tried to talk to my parents (I am an abroad student) but they doesn't understand jackshit. It feels lonely and feels like I want just give up since I already delayed for 2 years...
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>>17308897
I'll marry you so you can stay.
But you have to clean the bathroom, and I get to do the laundry.
>>17308903
Fair enough for me, I just want to stay in Netherlands (here) man. I took this place for granted. Everything is much better here than my home country.
Where you live at? I can come to your place to ease the process haha
Talk to your course supervisor or dean or whatever. They can help you get an internship
Why do people have to grow apart?
I'm looking at pictures of my friend group from 2012 and my heart is breaking. I've actually had to block one of these guys on Fb, it's gotten so bad.
I miss my old girlfriend. I want to fall in love again. More than anything.
I want new people to care for.
>>17308878
Also, my last attempt to make friends ended with two homeless taking a shit outside.
Feel you, man.
Getting new people did make me happier, but i still question my past life choices.
Sometimes, our priorities and interests change as we continue living. Eventually the divergence between our and our friends lives becomes wide enough that relationships just fall apart.
I'm slowly making new friends, but the void left by the old ones hurts.
I feel you OP, but ya gotta move on.
How do I get some order in my life?
As of now it feels like I'm living day by day, never managing to really improve.
I started using Google calendar to get a grasp on it but somehow I still lose track of things I wanted to do.
How do you manage your life and everyday tasks?
It's sounds like your problems go deeper than diary management. Do you have any long term goals? I'd be working on setting milestones for these goals set on real dates rather than putting crap like doctor's appointment and dinner dates in a diary.
>>17308937
Kinda, I thought setting goals for each day, instead of a set milestone would work better for me.
I just really like the idea of looking in my calendar / checklist and instantly knowing what I can should do to improve my life bit by bit.
This ranges from set workout dates to social events and house work.
Without a concrete plan I tend to underprioritize certain task, which is why I put off menial tasks like making a doctor's appointment (which I still haven't done as of yet)
I...
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>>17309160
I guess what I'm saying that I want to make less decisions everyday (in prioritizing tasks) and just have a one stop solution to know exactly what I should do next.
And if anybody has a set up similar to that which works.
How much time should pass till your (ex?) stops ignoring your messages?
Is it possible he actually forgot me?
>>17308828
Why are you messaging your ex? My ex has messaged me for fuck knows what reason, and I've ignored her.
>>17308832
So does it mean never?
We didn't date and maybe he was simply infatuated with me a bit.
>>17308842
If you hurt him, you can't blame him for ignoring you. If you want him to stop ignoring you, you'll need to have a compelling reason for him
Stop giving fuck about people disliking me and hating me? I just try to be nice person and people don't believe me and hating me for absolute bullcrap.
I been used and used more for amusement and now people hate me. I hate being used and it's pretty disgusting the fact it was done by people who are suppose to be 'mature' than me,
Pic is kind of related.
>>17308819
1) People aren't inherently mean. And when they are mean, there is more going on than them thinking "hey, I'm gonna be a dick to Anon". There is a reason.
2) if everyone dislikes you, then it's more likely the problem is with you.
3) If by some miracle everyone really is just a dick to you for no fucking particular reason at all, whatsoever, then fuck em who needs em? No one actually cares what genuine assholes think about them. Only people who did something to someone else...
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>>17308839
OP here
I have a problem and I admit I am the problem, so what's the problem with me?
Being too nice and accepting?
Trying to be honest?
>>17308855
>thinking that the problem is you are just too great a person
That is your problem.
You can lie to yourself all you want, but you aren't nice, and when you say you are honest, you forget that blurting out shit like "you're fat as hell" or "yeah you are a slut" isn't what people want to hear.
Get over yourself. People don't like you because you are a terrible person. Better yourself by actually trying to fix yourself you stupid bimbo.
My friend sent me a text today saying " I saw your post on Reddit ...what the fuck man?" What he is refering to is a post which entailed me.described how I fantasize and it having sex with a five year old girl. I'm panicking right now. I can't tell him it was a joke, he knows it wasn't.
>Mfw
Screenshot or it didn't happen.
Tell him you're trolling for a reaction and you're embarrassed for being caught trolling because you have a secretly warped sense of humour
>>17308803
Tell him only if you went back in time would you have sex with a 5 year old, that way it's legal
How do you live with having a small penis?
By giving good back massages.
How small are we talking here?
>>17308818
12 cm
My girlfriend and i were trying anal and she wanted to without a condom, so i said alright. We had been teasing and foreplay for a while, so i had already had pre cum. When i went too stick it in i went to low and put it inside her for a split second, but pulled out. I dunno why but im worried about possible pregnancy? What are the chances of it?
Ok so there is a minute chance that the lil bit of sperm from your precum managed to get in her but it would then have to get past all her bodies defences AND STILL get through the eggs outer layer and then all happen on a day she is fertile.
Your fine.
Under optimal conditions, the odds are about 1 in 30 (which is bigger than the numbers make it look, but not huge for a single incident). The conditions of your case are far from optimal, and that lowers the chance accordingly. Given what you've described, I'd say that although the odds are not zero -they're never zero, assuming intact anatomy on all parties- they are extremely low.
Just be more careful next time.
>>17308790
She can get pregnant from anal. That's how lawyers are made.
Do you guys know of any famous/successful people that were total losers early in life and turned it around?
I'm in a rut and I want some inspiration.
>>17308787
slim shady
>>17308796
Thanks. Do you know if any them were losers or just took awhile to find their talents?
tl;dr what are some neat boat-related jobs?
Hey ya'll, just graduated from uni with a degree in theatre and music. I'm planning on moving to the East Coast to pursue those things in about a year, but I'm assuming that won't pan out, or if it does, it'll take some time before it can fully support me. In the meantime I'll obviously need income. I've got experience in various 'real' jobs (mostly as a sound/lighting guy for bands), but recently I've taken an interest in boats. Those things are fucking cool, and I love the...
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>>17308782
>culture around boats
>lolhumblebrag
>blog
There's probably boats in heaven.
Pic related
If you want a job you need to accept you have no skills of value and people know that.
>>17308823
Don't know why you're so salty, sorry about it.
>>17308826
I've worked as a sound and lighting technician for coming on two years, sir.
I need to get away from my husband for a while to cooldown. I'm an expat, I have no friends here and the language is difficult to speak. Could I just visit a homeless shelter for this purpose?
LONDON?
>>17308758
Do you have any funds? A hostel would probably be a far better idea, being surrounded by the needy has a way of messing with your mind.
>>17308789
alright i'll look into that, thanks!
I think its an ingrown toenail. Its on my big toe and ive had it for a while now. It hurts to put pressure on it (while walking) and touching it also hurts. Im thinking about ripping it off because nothing to treat it has worked. Wat do?
Go to the doctor and get that sucker cut off. The more you try to cut it yourself the worse it gets.
>3 years ingrown toenail
>getting it removed was like growing wings
>>17308739
sauce
>>17308765
nvrmind found it
cute face but really ugly pussy
My girlfriend seems to get alot of anxiety and gets verbally aggrrssive with me. I argue back but sometimes its pointless. I really love her and I feel so lost, how exactly do you co-exist mutually with someone whose high anxiety?
I try not to argue. I usually ask "why" "really" and "care to expand", and variations if those until she has all her anxiety out. Then I to judge if she just wants me to say " it'll be okay sweetie" or some variation, or, in the more rare case, is I'm suppose to logically explain why her anxiety isn't logical. But she usually knows she's now being logical, she just can't help it, being anxious and all.
>>17308750
you don't. There's a limit for other person can help if the said person doesn't want to help herself.
Sounds she's really toxic. let her go to fix her own problem first.
>>17308729
Maybe it's you the problem
