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B'awwwwwwww
Kill me, I deserve to die.
my imaginary gf dumped me
>>17307960
I'm sorry to hear that you're hurting, but why do you say you deserve to die?
Riddle me this /adv/
I keep screwing myself over and over again. I know what I want to do with my life, I know how I can achieve it and why I want to achieve it, the goal is not simple but perfectly doable. Yet I'm sitting here browsing 4chan, watching porn and asking for any advice on why am I asking for an advice all the time.
I think I am getting the wrong kind of crazy.
>>17307896
Make a plan. Write down everything you want to do.
Get off the internet and get some motivation.
Procastination.
>>17307896
what are these goals?
btw big SEL fan here
>have started dating my friend whom I've had chemistry with for years
>made plans to stay over this weekend
>last minute, a different friend is suddenly available for a road trip we had been planning for months
>tell my girl this, she is upset and says she's always secondary
>she's got me there, it's fuckin true because I am scum
>don't really feel like road tripping,...
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>>17307889
i dont get why you consider yourself scum. granted shes not the 'flavor of the week' considering you have history here but id take the road trip any day.
namely cuz road trips are rare fun occasions whereas a girl staying at your place can happen... welll every night for the rest of your life.
>>17307907
It is true though, she hasn't always been my first priority. I've canceled plans on her for my friends more times than I care to admit.
>>17307933
i still wouldnt say that makes you scum tbqh. i wish i had friends like you. but im permasingle so good friends like that are my preference.
try to break even and see if she can come with if they'll allow it but honestly id just take the raod trip. i dont know the context of the other times you ditched, but you are a good friend who doesnt want romance to get in the way of that, cuz even if she is more special than the flavor of the week type gfs, but ultimately what you are doign is a good thing imo
Long story short, I've likely caught herpes from my ex. I'll know definitively within a couple weeks, but I'm pretty sure. How do I accept having to step out of the dating scene forever?
Assuming I don't become an asshole who sleeps around and infects other people, how do I accept having literally everyone's deal-breaker?
>inb4 an hero
Wouldn't be able to hurt my parents like that. Gonna have to deal with this for at least a couple decades.
>>17307856
Raw deal, dude. I feel you. same thing happened to me. The good news? I only had 1 breakout, the initial one. That was ten years ago. I haven't had any breakouts or symptoms since then. I'm not on any pills for it, either. I've had unprotected sex with my wife for 7 of those years and she has not contracted it.
If I ever DO get a breakout, we'll stop having sex until it's over. Minimizing the breakout is as simple as going in to the doc to get a few days worth of pills, and it clears...
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>>17307872
Thanks man. I appreciate your optimism, but I don't understand how I can find a "forever" partner without scaring everyone away the first time we get intimate.
I didn't notice any symptoms with my ex, and I wore a condom every time, but I still seem to have gotten it. Knowing that, I wouldn't be comfortable sleeping with someone without letting them know the risk. And that early on in the relationship I can't imagine someone being willing to look past it.
>>17307856
How do you know you have the herps? I'm also concerned I got it but don't show any of the classic signs yet my research on the internet has scared the shit out of me.
I've only dated 1 girl. She was kinda promiscuous and had been w/ other guys before me... We were together for 3 months and then I dumped her for my own reasons. We had sex during the entire relationship and during the penetration I always used condoms, but I gave and was given unprotected oral sex.
Few months later, I started to regret not being w/ her anymore and at this time she started to date another guy. But for the whole time she said she still loved me and would leave him to be w/ me. I was very tempted to get us back together, because I still have feelings...
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Fun fact, if you are sexually active by age 40 your odds of being HPV positive approach 1. Everyone gets that shit. Your life is not over.
>>17307829
treat your wraits, literally nothing else happens.
Now you know not to date sluts. This conversation should help right your path.
Somebody did me and someone I love wrong /adv/.. He raped that someone I love.
How would I go about beating the fuck out of this person without getting in trouble with the law? I'm going to put in the hospital.
I know where he works, and roughly his schedule for work.
He usually gets off around 9:30pm, so at night.
>>17307818
>How would I go about beating the fuck out of this person without getting in trouble with the law?
You don't. You gently -always gently- urge your girlfriend to go to the police. This is all that you have any standing to do while remaining on the right side of the law.
>>17307859
This. With just a bit of proof you have a guaranteed conviction. Let Bubba do the rest
>>17307818
I'm getting the impression that you're trying to be a white knight for the person who was allegedly raped.
First off, you weren't there I assume, so don't get all worked up as if your loved one is telling you the absolute objective truth. There's such a thing as "morning remorse".
I'm not saying that your loved one is lying, but you don't really know and you never will. All you can do is urge them gently to get into counselling and to contact the authorities....
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How much public hair do females prefer on males? Totally shaved? A little bit? Do you shave your balls guys?
General /fit/ consensus is to trim, but not shave. Keep it neat and tidy for the ladies.
My lady likes the fuzz
>>17307806
this, basically. i like them neat and tidy. maybe even shave it into a cute little shape but not hairless. the fuzz is nice.
>>17307806
I shave my balls but trim everything else to the 2 or 3 setting on my trimmer. That hair length makes a huge difference for my gf if she's cowgirling for example. Besides, full shave everywhere makes you look like a kid, a Brazilian, or a Brazilian faggot
i've had enuff of living in the US. want to immigrate somewhere, need to GTFO this shit hole. anybody out there whose done it? i need some good advice. IT guy here, 20 years experience. need a cheap good place to escape to.
>>17307780
What's wrong with the US?
>>17307780
Move out of the projects
If you're Jewish you can go to Israel, but other than that unless you're fabulously wealthy or have family ties to another country emmigration is quite difficult. The French foreign legion is an option as well, but that's a hard road and untenable if you aren't much for the life of a soldier.
Hey I got a text and emails offering a job opportunity to be a "Secret Shopper, as well as a check for $2,000 in the mail. I'm pretty sure it's some kind of scam, what I'm wondering is if there could be any potential legal repercussions if I were to cash the check successfully, assuming this isn't a real "job opportunity".
It'll bounce and you'll get a fine
>>17307761
What do you think is the best course of action is at this point? I haven't cashed it.
>>17307767
Personally, I'd contact RBC about this. They're using their name, after all
So, I just moved into a new house. Had a barbecue, invited some friends and the neighbors for a couple of houses down on either side and across the alley over. Everyone is having a good time. Good beer, good food, good conversation. Giving a tour of the house to one of the neighbors and he sees an empty holster sitting on a table (I was drinking so all the guns were locked up). He asked what it was, I told him, suddenly it was like I'd fucked his dog in front of his kids. He lectured me in my own home, made a scene, gathered up his wife and kids, and left. His wife called my wife the next day to apologize (they'd hit it off). Should I try talking to him? I can't think of what I'd apologize for but I can swallow my pride in the name of neighborly relations.
Part of the issue is that I genuinely cannot see his issue. I don't really know anyone who is stridently anti-gun.
>>17307735
Tell that carpetbagger scum the south will rise again
>>17307741
Dude, we're in Chicago.
>>17307743
Tell him you need to defend yourself against yard apes
>kissless virgin
The problem isn't that I'm too unattractive, I just fucking sperg out when I have the chance and someone obviously wants me to kiss them. I just can't take the initiative. The only thing I can imagine is getting hammered, then I'd have half a reason to be a slobbering, bitey mess.
I feel like I'm gonna fuck things up with the girl that likes me unless I get out of this beta shitpit.
>>17307655
Cool story.
>>17307673
In case you don't get it, he's asking for help :)
>>17307655
You're going to be disappointed when you actually do get your first kiss. I was pretty underwhelmed. Sure it was nice kissing a girl and all but... If you've ever pushed your own lips together then you know what 80% of kissing feels like.
I figure this is probably the wrong place to ask but it's all anonymous so give me your best answers.
My friend is 23 and I am 21 years old. We met when I was 16 and he was 17. We both live in the same development just 1 neighborhood apart from each other. His family is really nice to me everytime I pop on over every couple of weeks, sort of like a second household/extended family if you can say. His mom however is still banging at 43 years old and she is such a massive cock tease. She is 5'1, petite, nice little perky ass (she goes to the gym a lot), she is...
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She also has gotten very WEIRD when I once brought over a girl for my buddy to meet and have a couple of drinks with during the Superbowl. Women get weird when there is competition so who knows?
She also seems to travel awfully quite a lot with her husband and when a couple of her friends are over: they always talk about a girls night at the bar. Code for: lets get hammered and find dudes. I have ran into cougars on "girls nights out" so I know exactly what is going on. She and her husband don't seem to have that much of physical relationship too. I have...
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She's married, this is a really bad idea
If she was single I'd tell you to go for it but she's married and even if she wants your cock the secret will eventually spread and you'll be fucked
>>17307777
Quads of truth, don't destroy your bros home life asshole.
I really hate a lot of things. I hate seeing children laugh and play. I hate seeing couples smile. Hate seeing pregnant women.
Hate people who party. I am just super bitter abd I don't really know why.
Can I even be helped?
>>17307624
pic not related?
>>17307629
Pic is unrelated. Just me exercising my second amendment grinch rights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awi14wDTxNw
Hey guys.
Graduated last year. Having a hard time finding a job. Worked at a restaurant for a few months in the meantime and later quit to try finding a job. I've had two callbacks since i left. Here's my resume.
Please if you could critique it. Tell my anything thats wrong. What to change. Font. Lining. Wording. Anything helps.
I'm leaning towards working in broadcasting and journalism. I dont know if the restaurant job is worthy of putting there, since its a nice title to have as manager but not relevant in the field.
Personally I think the layout is unappealing. Find a different template online. Remove the top paragraph, put Spanish in the skills section.
Also raise your GPA by .2, saying 3.0 sounds fake unless that's what you actually got, in which case keep adding digits like 3.0XX
>>17307482
way too much fucking text
>>17307495
Will do. I've been looking for a better template.
>>17307504
I literally just added that restaurant bit to see what it would look like. On paper this was about 1 1/3 pages. Will cut down.
I quit drinking about 2 weeks ago. I had been drinking a good amount, 6+ beers a day, for three years. I managed to still be productive in that time, I just finished grad school so I decided it's time to stop now that some of the stress has been removed. It felt like a breath of fresh air the first couple of days probably because I wasn't waking up hungover, but now I feel completely empty and ultra depressed. I feel groggy, sad, and I guess the worst feeling that I have is just general disconnect from the world, like I'm trudging through my day. Does anyone have...
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i would recommend smoking weed for a bit
that said im a fiendish pothead who cant go a day without smoking weed or i want to commit suicide
>>17307468
thanks for the reply, unfortunately I have a really high likelihood of getting drug tested within the next month or so. I enjoy weed a lot but I also kind of want to try to rectify my problems right now without doing drugs.
It'll get easier with each passing day. I tend to do it every semester but ween off after finals with no problem. I haven't touched a drop during the summer with zero inhibition to do so, eithed.
You went cold turkey it sounds, which is more difficult. You can honestly improve your mood just by taking a jog or run through the park, that's what I do at least.
Hang in there, you've made it this far!
