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2016-06-30 03:14:35 Post No.17308334
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I feel like I was forced into something and I'm not all that happy about it.

My friends and I do a big trip every 4th of July to a beach condo owned by my friend. It's a great time, actually my favorite place in the world, but my uncle recently killed himself and I've been having a hard time dealing with it. Last night I expressed that I was probably going to back out because I need to just get my life back in order and get some rest.

Our friend, who owns the condo, let me know that if I canceled, she was going to cancel the trip for everyone.

I...
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:33:28 Post No.17308663
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:33:28 Post No.17308663 [Report]

I would say to go. If it turns out to be too much then just leave.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 07:50:01 Post No.17308961
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>>17308334
Your "friend" is a dick for forcing an ultimatum on you.

However, maybe some relaxation is what you need? Life does go on. The longer you dwell on it, the bigger of a deal it becomes.

Side note: tell your friend I said to go fuck herself in the ass with a pinecone. Then take a picture and send it to me. For science.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 07:54:50 Post No.17308969
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>>17308334

Sounds like a dick move, did you try reasoning with your friend at all about this?

like a "Really dude? you're gonna ruin everyones time because I don't feel like going because my uncle just offed himself, you cunt."

Cause you should, and if then your friend still doesn't budge, at least you know your friend is a huge dick and didn't just not realize what they were asking of you.

Anonymous
2016-06-30 03:10:37 Post No.17308322
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:10:37 Post No. 17308322 [Report] [View thread]

>last year
>start dating a girl
>turns out she has commitment issues and her self-esteem isn't the best
>ends up dating another guy
>decide to stop seeing her
>she stops seeing him and tries to date me again
>give her a chance
>things get serious
>she ends up seeing the other guy again
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:24:13 Post No.17308642
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>>17308322
>>17308322
>give her a chance

you done fucked up now

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:25:57 Post No.17308644
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:25:57 Post No.17308644 [Report]

>>17308322
Never stick your dick in crazy.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:30:51 Post No.17308657
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>>17308322

I mean if you are considering this much you should stop dating and waste other people's valuable time where they could be using somewhere else.

Anonymous
2016-06-30 03:10:12 Post No.17308321
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:10:12 Post No. 17308321 [Report] [View thread]

I'm 33 and my wife of four years just left me.

I remember when I was about 26, everyone was using okcupid and plenty of fish to get laid.

Nowadays, I have heard of apps like Tinder. Not sure what everyone's using these days. Do people still use okc?

halp

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:25:42 Post No.17308363
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>>17308321
how are the two of those buttons incompatible?

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:32:29 Post No.17308383
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:32:29 Post No.17308383 [Report]

OKC's still fine, especially for your 30s. Tinder is more a 20s thing, but you'll find a bunch of people on there.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:36:16 Post No.17308390
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:36:16 Post No.17308390 [Report]

>>17308363
>raise the price of something 150%
>expect people to buy more of it

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How to fuck 2016-06-30 02:51:13 Post No.17308280
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How to fuck Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:51:13 Post No. 17308280 [Report] [View thread]

Hey, guys.

I wanna get good at sex. I'm not really good at making girls want to fuck me, but I got a girlfriend recently.

She's probably gonna leave me soon cause I can't provide quality sex. But I want to get as good as possible before she's gone, so the next ones don't leave so early, and, if I can, make her stay.

So, I'll try to fuck her as much as possible, but it wont be enough. The lack of experience is too big and I want it to shrink as fast as possible.

I'd appreciate any tips, guides, videos, tutorials,...
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:57:36 Post No.17308295
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:57:36 Post No.17308295 [Report]

Stick it in her pooper.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:06:24 Post No.17308310
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:06:24 Post No.17308310 [Report]

Don't ask this, everyone's genitals and brains are different and weird. We don't even know how to fix this with eugenics. Just find what works

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:11:12 Post No.17308325
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:11:12 Post No.17308325 [Report]

>>17308280
Communication.
Virgin reporting

Anonymous
2016-06-30 02:40:47 Post No.17308244
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:40:47 Post No. 17308244 [Report] [View thread]

How do I transition from being a nonfunctioning alcoholic to a master of kung fu?

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:47:08 Post No.17308266
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>>17308244
Love Lain.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:38:30 Post No.17308396
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:38:30 Post No.17308396 [Report]

>>17308266
Let me love you. I'm not weird.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 04:26:31 Post No.17308527
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>>17308244
Go from dojo to dojo and say that.Until one master will teach you discipline.

Anonymous
2016-06-30 02:39:33 Post No.17308238
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:39:33 Post No. 17308238 [Report] [View thread]

Hey /adv/, so I really fucked up. Last July I received a text from my stepsister asking if I would come over and bring a bottle. I knew from the get go that it was a terrible idea, however she is hot as hell and I wanted her way before our parents ever got married. So I come over with a cheap bottle of vodka, one thing leads to another and before I know it I'm carrying her back to the bedroom. 3 weeks later we find out she is pregnant, and I'm definitely the father.
Cont......

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:44:30 Post No.17308259
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:44:30 Post No.17308259 [Report]

>>17308238
Well, at least coat hangers are cheap.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:47:22 Post No.17308268
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:47:22 Post No.17308268 [Report]

Have your tried turning it off, and then turning it on again?

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:47:34 Post No.17308269
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>>17308238
Keep the kid if you're ready or consider abortion. Your family situation is irrelevant, you're not actually related.

Anonymous
I don't want to be like this 2016-06-30 02:31:57 Post No.17308223
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I don't want to be like this Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:31:57 Post No. 17308223 [Report] [View thread]

>WARNING: bad english ahead
Guys, this is bad. I'm gay and I live in a town with not a lot of gay people. I'm in my third year of college and I met a guy. For the first 2 years we became friends and chat mostly in campus. He never said that he's straight (nor he denied it) but I get this feeling that he's in the closet (actually I spotted 2 guys in my classes a couple months after I started and they came out recently). This year I found out that I have fellings for him (like REALLY WANT to spend more time with him) but the...
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:33:50 Post No.17308226
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:33:50 Post No.17308226 [Report]

Become a trap

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:35:45 Post No.17308232
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:35:45 Post No.17308232 [Report]

>>17308226
Never. Hoping for him to be at least bisexual

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:36:51 Post No.17308233
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:36:51 Post No.17308233 [Report]

>>17308232
Does he know you're gay?

Anonymous
2016-06-30 02:25:46 Post No.17308202
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:25:46 Post No. 17308202 [Report] [View thread]

So, there's this girl I like. I'm 20 now and we met in history class when we were 15, and I couldn't stand her. She was loud, obnoxious, and just plain annoying. But, as time went on, we spent more time together with mutual friends and became good friends and she became far less annoying. We would sit together at lunch and talk and we had our own little group in art class. In eleventh grade, she made badges for all whole group for Single Awareness Day (Valentine's Day) and seemed a little bummed when I told her I had just gotten a girlfriend over the weekend,...
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:39:35 Post No.17308239
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>>17308202
First of all, learn to fucking greentext you summer faggot.

Secondly, "she is new to dating blah blah shy" is just a pussy ass excuse. Girls don't work like that. Initially they may be shy but if you have known her for as long as you did then there is another reason. Some girls like to think they can manipulate people easily when really they're shit at it. That is a bad sign if she thinks she can make her problems go away by lying, speaking from experience with the whole shy girl thing....
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:46:09 Post No.17308263
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>>17308239
So, when I'm taking her home from the movies just be like

>'Hey, I really like you and I meant this as a date. Hopefully you feel the same way, and we can start dating. And if not, we should still hang out more because you're cool.'

That just seems to awkwardly forward, but I don't think my actions could be any more obvious. Though, the girl is as oblivious as she is awkward.. In a cute way though...

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 03:12:52 Post No.17308329
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>>17308263
This isn't some jappy cartoon numbnuts. Literally, just talk to her. Who cares if it is awkward. Setup a casual hangout, tell her how you feel in a non-creepy way, ask her if she feels anything similar.

Anonymous
2016-06-30 02:20:53 Post No.17308186
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:20:53 Post No. 17308186 [Report] [View thread]

I am going to take my Divers Permit test. I failed the first time and I want to pass. Any tips?

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:23:00 Post No.17308194
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:23:00 Post No.17308194 [Report]

Don't do what you did last time that made you fail

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:26:23 Post No.17308206
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:26:23 Post No.17308206 [Report]

>>17308194
I studied my ass off last time.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:33:05 Post No.17308224
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:33:05 Post No.17308224 [Report]

>>17308206
what part did you fail

Anonymous
2016-06-30 02:18:25 Post No.17308183
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:18:25 Post No. 17308183 [Report] [View thread]

what is the best antivirus/firewall software? free or otherwise.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:19:01 Post No.17308184
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:19:01 Post No.17308184 [Report]

your brain

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:22:21 Post No.17308191
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:22:21 Post No.17308191 [Report]

Probably Avast.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:22:41 Post No.17308192
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:22:41 Post No.17308192 [Report]

>>17308184
i'm a computer

Anonymous
2016-06-30 02:15:23 Post No.17308171
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:15:23 Post No. 17308171 [Report] [View thread]

Tell me about crisis hotlines.
I'm in over my head and I've been randomly sobbing and hyperventilating.
> how could they even help me?
> are they normies?
> who do you recommend?
> inb4 the suicide hotline in the header, I don't trust them

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:17:34 Post No.17308178
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:17:34 Post No.17308178 [Report]

maybe try to not speak in memes idiot.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:23:28 Post No.17308195
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:23:28 Post No.17308195 [Report]

> doesn't understand what I'm asking because I said normies
you're trying too be counter culture

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 04:28:14 Post No.17308535
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 04:28:14 Post No.17308535 [Report]

I here you I need help too, I want to commit suicide, last time I called they treated me like I was an idiot

Anonymous
Girl I had a crush on went back with this player to his home to fuck. Just raced 100 mph home. 2016-06-30 02:15:00 Post No.17308170
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Girl I had a crush on went back with this player to his home to fuck. Just raced 100 mph home. Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:15:00 Post No. 17308170 [Report] [View thread]

Girl I had a huge crush on just went back home with this guy who is always sleeping with different women. Fuck it feels like my chest is going to explode =/.... good thing though now I lost all my anxiety and fears. Throwing my fucking PC out tomorrow and going to leave home. None of this shit is worth it.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:21:33 Post No.17308189
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:21:33 Post No.17308189 [Report]

Lmfao. What are you 12?
Fuck me thats a funny post.

Btw this is /adv/. You didnt ask anything.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:15:23 Post No.17308615
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:15:23 Post No.17308615 [Report]

Reported for underageb& I hate summer.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:21:27 Post No.17308631
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:21:27 Post No.17308631 [Report]

Guys what do I do?

I told her my penis was small.

Anonymous
2016-06-30 02:11:48 Post No.17308160
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:11:48 Post No. 17308160 [Report] [View thread]

Hey, Advice.

I have been working as a pizza delivery person for the past couple of months.

The checks I got every two weeks used to be between $400 and $500. But now, I am still working the same amount of hours and days, but my past two paychecks have been like $300 or so.

On the checks for the past two weeks it has had a section for "Tips- Cash". I think they are taxing my cash tips now, but holy shit, are they really taxing me almost $200 for my cash tips or what? Can someone explain to me why I am making less money?

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:18:09 Post No.17308182
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:18:09 Post No.17308182 [Report]

Check your paystub?
Do the math?

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:22:43 Post No.17308193
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:22:43 Post No.17308193 [Report]

How do they know the amount of cash tips you get?

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:24:01 Post No.17308196
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:24:01 Post No.17308196 [Report]

this depends on your state and the laws about tipped employees

Anonymous
How To Stop Over Analyzing shit? 2016-06-30 02:09:11 Post No.17308153
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How To Stop Over Analyzing shit? Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:09:11 Post No. 17308153 [Report] [View thread]

How do I stop over thinking/over analyzing shit? I literally over think everything, even simple shit like if I am short a dollar and my friend lends me it, I'll sit there thinking about it for the next 2 hours. Or if I shook hands with someone and my hand was sweaty, I'll fucking literally obsess over it for a while. Another example: If I meet someone new and I introduce myself, I'll fucking obsess about it worrying if I sounded retarded or awkward. It's fucking ridiculous as this point. I realize it's all trivial bull shit that no one should even think...
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 04:33:16 Post No.17308546
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 04:33:16 Post No.17308546 [Report]

Dude are you me?

Bump because I have the same issues.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 05:44:44 Post No.17308690
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>>17308153
I was this way for a while. You probably have anxiety. See a doctor and ask about counseling and meds. Otherwise try meditation once or twice a day and see if that helps at all.

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 07:45:49 Post No.17308952
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 07:45:49 Post No.17308952 [Report]

I'd research mindfulness, there are some good guided meditation apps for it. It's not eastern crap it's about alert meditation and training your minds thought patterns. Rest is up to you and hard work.

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2016-06-30 02:06:07 Post No.17308149
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:06:07 Post No. 17308149 [Report] [View thread]

So i am in a very confusing situation.

I have grown up a god fearing well mannered young man. Iv had numerous girlfriends and FWBs have played tons of team sports and my hobbys consists of motorcycling and hunting. With the occasional video games.

Iv served 4 years in the Navy and am now using my GI bill to further my education.

My whole life has been considered pretty normal,until recently.

I just turned 24 And for some fucking odd reason im starting to slowly become attracted to Femboys/cuteboys and traps. I have no idea what the fuck triggered...
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:14:22 Post No.17308166
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:14:22 Post No.17308166 [Report]

Dude, your bi curious or maybe juat even fucking curious... i say find a nice fag and make out a bit, see where that leads .. if you like it then persue it.

1 TIP from a fellow faggot (not gay but i am a user of 4chin....) dont worry about how the world sees you and your actions. Your only concern and goal in life should be to be happy and content within yourself. Thats it. If you can acheive that your doing better then 99% of the world.
Fuck your family if they hate gays. Its 2016 not 1970's.... homophobia and racism shouldnt wven be a fucking thing any more....
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:15:50 Post No.17308172
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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:15:50 Post No.17308172 [Report]

Were you interested in her beforehand? Are you sure your lack of interest in her is because of these feelings, or could it be for some other reason?

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Anonymous 2016-06-30 02:22:16 Post No.17308190
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>>17308166
Thanks man, im just hoping this is just a weird phase. Id hate to see my family torn apart over this. Specialy after all the hard work iv put to make em proud.

And if it turns out to just be a fling,is it worth it? I also feel like if i do go through with this ill regret it right then and there.

>>17308172
To be honest i was mostly interested in her looks, we shared some interests but at this point i no longer feel much attraction to the opposite sex.