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The fafsa online applications must be submitted by "midnight Central Time, June 30, 2016".
Is that tonight or tomorrow night?
Tomorrow night at 23:59 is the deadline.
>>17308139
Tonight
>>17308139
Tonight.
It becomes the 30th the moment the clock hits 12:00:00 AM. The next time the clock hits 12:00:00 AM, it will be July 1st.
>dropped out of community college 2 years ago to work
>haven't done any school related work since then
>have opportunity to go back to school
>sign up for classes where I left off
>math class is Calc 2
>semester starts end of August
Planning on hitting the books every day for at least an hour plus my breaks at work to refresh my knowledge before I start class. I still have...
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Just do a bit each day and you'll be fine. Make a set time when you do it, like working out.
When you get to school check go see if there are tutoring programs as well. Good job going back to school anon, good luck with your studies.
>>17308126
End of August? You have loads of time. Find out what the textbook is, get it, and get working at it. If you're lost, go back to your old calc book and work through that whole thing and try again.
Calc is actually easy, if you have a math brain. It makes sense. When in doubt, derive that shit. Limits as x approaches infinity? Easy, keep deriving until you find the roots not affected by the variable. Practise your graphing too.
I was a math major at uni, so I know what you mean. Don't get intimidated....
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Thank you guys, you calmed my nerves about this a bit.
I have a problem. I jerked off WAYY too much and WAYY too often when I was younger.
Now that I'm older and have moar secks... I have a problem with getting off. I'll fuck for literally hours before the girl dries up and it'll start to hurt her unless we use lube and I won't get off, with or without a condom.
Sometimes, if I really focus, I can cum successfully. But that's like 30% of the time. The question I have however: is this a turn off for girls? I'll date girls, have sex with them, and then never hear from them again. I'm...
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>>17308119
yeah, that's a turn off. do nofap and abstain from sex for a few months.
>>17308119
Youre a fucking idiot
>>17308165
Gee thanks for the advice
Fite me IRL
Is it possible to have "peaceful sadness"?
no.
Define it.
I think I'm there. But it's not peaceful for the people around me.
>my oneitis snapchatted me
>anon I miss you
F U C K
Literally as soon as I was getting over her she pulls me back in.
How do normal people do it?
>>17308096
block them and that'll never happen again
>>17308096
Either go full retard and try to get it together again or block her and don't communicate with her in any way anymore
Everything inbetween is endless pain with a slight chance of irrational hormon-based optimism
I'm sorry buddy
For example, if I'm friends with person A on FB and they are also on Tinder, is it possible to be matched with them? Or is there a setting to avoid matching w/ FB friends?
Any way to fix?
>>17308095
kek. bump for interest
>>17308095
Yea, Tindr tries to match you with FB friends or friends of friends. There was once a setting to turn this off.
I also have a question. Does Tindr shadow ban for botting, or did I actually go unliked after swiping right on everyone in my city?
>>17308283
LOL
Screenshotting this shit.
>live honestly
>be forgotten
>commit mass murder
>be remembered
Are these really the choices
>>17308073
mass shootings/mass murders are forgettable now. you'll have to make it extra theatrical now or else you're just going to bore people.
>>17308073
Eh, you missed your boat on being a famous mass murderer. There's too many of them now, it's honestly getting old. Unless you do something particularly crazy or unique, you'll be flavor of the week and then forgotten about pretty quickly.
>>17308076
>>17308087
These. There are so many shootings in the US that they don't really make the news anymore except locally.
So i recently got assigned to guard duty.
Im going to stand watch for about 7 hours. No lunch and no sitting or playing on my phone.
What can i do to pass the time? What should i think about?
Where you went wrong in life.
Be glad you're not an SS soldier in the Ardennes?
>>17308085
>>17308054
Gee thanks. Totally going to help me when im bored af saluting officers all day.
Tried to hang myself
Woke up in a hospital bed
I can hear people shuffling outside but I'm alone
Found my phone on a shelf opposite the door
Nasty bruise on my neck, I can see in the mirror
The date on my phone says it's been 3 days since I tried
What the fuck do I do now
Try, try, try again!
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/drop-hanging
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangman%27s_knot
>>17308042
>Tried to hang myself
No you didn't.
Guys is it gay at all to fuck a girl that identifies as a guy but is physically 100 percent girl? I believe that she's actually trans, because she has a ton of anxiety issues.
She knows I'm conservative and she doesn't push the "boy" thing at all, but obviously she has it on her social media and such. She's cute, sexy, and fun to talk to so she'd a perfect fwb/lover. Plus, she's absolutely into me and has been for a long time before I approached her; so much so that she gave me a skype show like 3 days after I dm'd her and...
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It's only gay if she fucks you wiht a strapon.
>>17308019
bro nobody gives a FUCK that ur in a tumblr love triange
look it's not GAY to fuck a GIRL ok
so ye i didnt read the rest of this aids filled post :-)
jesus man how desperate can u be for pussy to do this to urself
>>17308019
>messing with a potential trans
>wants to have casual sex
>conservative
You absolutely are not what you think you are.
Do I have a shot at dating east asian girls(Japanese, Korean, Chinese)? I'm Cambodian and have dark skin. I hear that east asian girls aren't into guys with dark skin, and I've met literally only 3 Asian girls in my life since I live in the white suburbs. Is it true, will it be harder for me to date east asian girls since I have dark skin?
shameless self-bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dYOw_Rd2VM
by default all asians are inherently racist
>>17308017
Poop skin pig-nosed asians are pretty ugly, sorry anon.
I haven't seen a doctor in about 6 or 7 years.
Lately I'm having periods of extreme lethargy. It's interfering with my performance at work.
Should I see a doctor?
If so, could you run me through the steps to see a doctor in the USA? I was 13 the last time I went.
>>17308014
do you have insurance?
>>17308015
No idea, lmao.
Maybe. My parents had it for me when I was a teen. Maybe I still have it?
>>17308021
you said last time was 13. its been seven years. so im guessing you are twenty. you may sitll be listed under your parents insurance plans then. call them and find out. they are the ones you should have caleld to begin with really.
if you have insurance its as simple as calling the nearest doctors office and asking if they take your insurance. they scheudle you, you go in, you get checked out, boom. if they dont take your insurance you call the second closest doctor.
if you dont have insurance get...
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>Be 20 living in a shitty small town
>Go to college but programs on break, drive back and fourth to school
>Wanting to make more out of life, go out and do fun shit, try new things, etc.etc.etc.
>There isn't fuck all to do in my town
>friends all work full time and are in relationships, so they don't go out much
>Sit around playing games and watching cartoons all day
What...
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>>17308005
How small is town?
Maybe there are art exhibitions, theatres, nice museums?
Go to library man, or educate yourself online.
>>17308005
Get an internship. Don't you want to actually have a job after you graduate?
>>17308005
Get a gf/fuck whores
So, I just found out that, as of two weeks ago, my whore girlfriend has been using an "arrangement" "seeking" website to whore herself out to guys twice my age for hundreds of dollars.
I was using her computer, noticed the URL, went to the URL, typed in her email address and password and there's a bunch of convos about when to meet up.
That whole time she kept making me give her really granular plans about when we can hang out.
We had been dating for 6 weeks, and things had definitely gotten serious. She had set a few things up for...
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>>17307977
>questionlady.jpg
just talk 2 her
u been with her for like a month
tf u gonna lose Senpai
Bail and find a woman who isn't a literal whore.
>>17307982
> "just talk to her"
> just give her free reign to make up whatever and talk you into not doing what you already know you should
I already know she's enough smarter than me to get away with a bunch of lies.
Actually, thanks for making my path pretty clear.
And I'm not the one who loses here, I promise.
I hate sex trafficking and live in a poor area of Phoenix and there is a motel 6 on the interstate. All the time I see black men with young white and Mexican girls. While I'm coming back from shopping at the Kmart the other day I was with a friend. I saw this shady black dude who was in his 40s with a mexican girl who looked like she was in high school. They were along and they were smoking near the entrance of a room. I pretended like I needed cigarette and asked if I could buy one to get close to get his room number. Then I walked away with my friend back to my house....
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>>17307974
More than likely they are keeping track of this shit. The feds are probably being patient to bust a ring.
These things take years though. Leave it to the professionals
>>17307974
bro
if not wit that chick he'd fuck some other girl
dont try and change the world it wont work
if u dont like what u see focus on getting the fuck out of there not trying to change it
I see it all the time. Unfortunately I don't think our "system" is built to handle things like this without sufficient evidence and probable cause. I know it hurts to see shit like that. There's evil shit that happens every day... I don't know what to tell you other than: if you want to make a real difference you need to devote quite a bit of time and energy... I'm hoping to do my part but shit sucks and you gotta be willing to ignore it and focus on the good stuff if you're not willing to make a real difference, and I know that's probably...
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