Image not related. Just think its comically meaningless.

I just think of this thread as the idea behind 4chan, the main goal was always to get off the page, never return, and do shit.

Don't mind me, just tying my shoe.

Get pierced by a specially shaped arrow or befriend a vampire to the level of a bestie.

Either one will grant you an ability to manipulate time to your favor.

>>17310603
Slow and steady wins the day. Just be you. This is how you are

Pinpoint a specific time in your mind when you want to be done. This is all I can give you.

do you have Arterial Hypertension?

>>17310596
You need to go to your doctor and talk about your blood pressure.

>>17310598
>>17310598
I've never been diagnosed with it, but my blood pressure is near perfect as of a week ago when I went to the DR.

>>17310581
Go to the emergency room I guess, sounds like something serious

Sounds like a pinched nerve. It's not life threatening just annoying as fuck. All you can do is do stretches for shoulders and arms.

>>17310581
you can try a chiropractor, but i will say the only time i ever had that exact issue was due to a chiropractor visit

I had decent success for a while. Go to the reddit/r/tinder profile thread.

>be attractive
>have between 3 and 10 photos
>be attractive
>most or all photos should be of you in social settings with friends, not mirror selfies or shit like that.
>be attractive
>wear normal, casual clothing in most pictures. Have one or two photos with formal clothing in formal settings, but not all of them.
>be attractive
>if...
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>>17310659
My area must be shit because I'm barely getting matches. Or I'm ugly.

pls respond

I pissed off a friend today by ordering her food she didn't want and it made me realise just how fucking bad I am at doing people things.

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>>17310597
I write it down if someone wants me to get them food

So they know exactly what they're getting to avoid stuff like that

>>17310539
i more or less never offend people. i think its just obvious. im socially retarded in other ways though.

better start working out nigger

>>17310523
Your girlfriend is with you for a reason. When you love someone, you tend to love everything about them. You're probably very attractive in her eyes. More importantly, people will fixate on minute flaws that others likely won't notice at all. You are–and will always be–your worst critic.

>>17310523
>be lazy fat slob for months and completely content
>"oh no, my gf is going to see my pale, pudgy body soon. what do i do?"

this is an instance of (in)action-reaction friend. do things to better yourself for your own sake.

as for maintaining your composure during sex then keep these things in mind:

>try your best not to think about how fucking disgusting you must look, those extra pounds really did...
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>too embarrassed

Stop being stupid and get it checked out.

Nah, nothing's wrong. You're good.

>>17310513

I'll admit, I was being stupid, honestly should have said something earlier

It's worth mentioning that I cannot move home, my parents live too far away.

brump

>>17310459

ask her if shes willing to move out by X date. then you just sublet it. you may have to convert the living room to a bedroom or do a roomshare.

you an also try to sublet the entire place and just get ur own studio. or you can ask the landlord to legally let someone replace your lease

>>17310457
Just remember, there exist sexy girls that can look past a face, and nothing is more attractive than confidence. Fake it till you have some. If a girl laughs in your face, shake it off and talk to the next one. Like yourself and others will like you too.

Do your best and don't worry about what everyone else thinks man.

>>17310499
Confidence is a whole other matter (which is just as hard to correct for me), but I really need to rectify this issue with my face. It destroys what's left of my confidence.

>>17310457

post face

>>17310437
I have the same thing with girls and I generally just avoid them and don't care very much at this point, the effort doesn't seem to be worth the reward.

But yeah, if you're uncomfortable talking to guys then talking to guys more will make you better at it and will make it a more enjoyable/comfortable experience. It'll be awkward and cringy at first but that's normal. Besides, as a woman you can't even screw up that much. In women awkwardness is interpreted as "she doesn't like me", in men it's more like "he's autistic".

>>17310467
It's not so much about the talking that's hard for me. I'm just constantly fearing negative judgements or something.

>>17310497
I don't know if this'll make you feel better at all, but guys will primarily judge you by your looks. If you have that part covered as you say then you're fine.

If you have body image issues, as tons of girls have, just do what every other female does - post pictures on social media, dress sluttier to get more attention, these are all huge ego boosters. I could tell you to "just love yourself" but really that's bullshit.

Maybe be a security guard? It's quite a step down from cop but it's somewhat regards and better than nothing

>>17310430
This. If you're serious about it try to sign on at some place that's fairly big/popular/makes a lot of money. Security in those places is no joke. It's a far cry from cop, but we get a lot of ex/retired cops and military through where I work and they all seem to enjoy it well enough.

use your gi bill to go to college

More cushion for the pushin' while I'm pegging him.

>>17310395
Yes

>>17310404
I like how /adv/ is filled with sadistic femanons.

>>17310349
>I also can't ever see myself marrying into her family.
then leave her.

if you can't imagine yourself marrying her because her family is that bad, then you need to find someone else. that's my two cents.

also don't use pepes if you have a girlfriend, that's just fucking rude.

Pepe? What's that?

>>17310466
>also don't use pepes if you have a girlfriend

That's clearly The Grinch

I called him (and charged my bill) and he's asking for money, saying his wife is a lawyer and that since I downloaded the nudes its still illegal, and that his daughtered OD'd on pills last night.

Is this a ruse? Fuck I'm scared

>>17310344
Make screenshots of that conversation if you still have it and just sit back and relax.
>>17310366
Relax it's probably a scam from the beginning

>>17310366
Besides, which parents would their 16 yo take pills and OD, they have nothing to fight for, they fucked up.