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/adv/ i'm 18 and I think I've got physiological erectile dysfunction, I have trouble maintaining an erection and recently broke up with my gf.I don't what I can do, or if there's a cure. what do?
Use viagra until your confidence grows naturally, and/or get head before trying to stick it in!
Quit porn for 3 months and see if it gets better.
>I can't quit
You're having an addiction problem..
Try gas station dick pills, extenze, horny goat weed, yadda yadda. Buy 'em on the other side of town, or 20 miles out or whatever you gotta do.
I take 'em about an hour before I think I might be gettin' busy, and I usually at least crush 'em right before I swallow.
I don't use 'em any more, but I probably would if I was about to get some strange that wasn't my girlfriend or something, because I always have erection trouble when I'm with someone new.
I have a blanket and pillow made out of microfiber (cover) and poliester (filling) and they require a Permanent Press cycle to wash in a washing machine. My washing machine doesn't come with this function, it is a samsung WF60F4E0N0W btw, but it has a Synthetics program for poliester and a Sports Wear program for micfofiber.
For the last 20 minutes I have been googling for substitution program for Permanent Press but all I could find is the description of a PP cycle. Any experienced anons out there who could help me decide what to do?
When in doubt, cold water on delicate cycle
>>17312697
Take it to have it cleaned.
That way if they fuck it up, they are liable. If that option is off the table, don't buy shit not worth taking to the cleaners.
>>17312697
My wife says you should put it in on the synthetic cycle. She seems to know what she's talking about.
I'm broke as fuck and cant afford to be smoking blunts all the time so I'm after some advice about mixing my weed with green tea - I don't want to use tobacco as its obviously full of shitty chemicls
I'm a purist with my weed so I enjoy the smoke and the high so I don't want to be smoking any old shit, ive scoured the web and found a lot of people saying to add in decaff green tea to a joint.. it contains anticarcinogens and free redical fighting agents so from the sounds of things from what ive read up on so far smoking decaff green tea is actually...
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>>17312692
You're a purist with your weed who wants to mix weed? Sounds legit.
Stop smoking so much or get a better job, you purist you.
Ewww, wtf. Simply don't smoke cannabis with anything at all, get yourself a fucking glass pipe and smoke it strait up. It's better for you, it tastes better, and you're not being a faggot when you do it.
Make sure you also mix chalk with your cocaine
Should a guy lie about being a virgin when you're over the age of 21?
>>17312680
There's no "should" about it. Say whatever you want to say. It doesn't really matter.
Also, make your pronouns match, dude!
>Should a guy lie.... when HE'S over the age...
or
>Should YOU lie... when you're over the age...
>>17312685
kek
>>17312685
>Also, make your pronouns match, dude!
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who suffers from this form of autism
Hi,
i accidently joined the youtubenetwork unique alias RECStudios.tv.
Now i want to unlink.
Im in the 3 month trial so that should be no problem.
But i never got a response from them. Also i did not get paid.
Can u help me or fk this scamming network?
Greetings
>>17312632
It's a scam. Just send an email to their support detailing when you joined their network and the reason you want to leave, channel details etc. make sure that the reason is not a simple excuse. try to make the email as formal as you can. They dont have any hold against you as they did give you a three months trial period. Tell them that you had requested to unlink many times and was rejected each time. tell them this is opposite of what they had promised or claimed. End the email by asking them to unlink their...
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>>17312693
Adding onto my post. You could also just make a new YouTube channel and post a update on your old channel and inform subs about your problem and ask them to sub to your new channel.
>>17312632
>RECStudios.tv
I thought everyone knew that was a scam. You'd honestly have been better partnering with machinima than those guys (ffs don't partner with machinima btw). Here's a couple of tips on choosing your partner:
1. Look at RECStudio's homepage (I'd like to think you'd already done this). The very first thing that should set the alarm bells ringing is that they offer payment via western union. There is nothing in this day and age that involves...
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>date with girl
>I think she just wants to hook up
>"I'm not looking for hookups, what type of girl do you think I am?"
>live and learn
>go on a date with another girl
>tried not to put moves on her the first date
>date is over
>hear from mutual friends that she wanted to fuck me that day but I didn't make...
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Wow, it's almost as if people are different...
>>17312620
Well I can't fucking tell m8
>>17312617
Women are retarded. More news at 11
>>17312620
Problem is more about women expecting us to guess and read their minds all the time, and punishing is if we're guess wrong. Try to make a move when she didn't want you to? She'll never talk to you again and will tell her friend your a creep (or a rapist, of she's a feminist). Don't make a move when she wanted you to? Your just a friend now, because she sees you as weak.
Women fucking...
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> 25, live at home w/ parents, unemployed
> 2.5 years of college, 0.5 year cc, 0.5 year McD’s
> might be able to stretch that out to 3 years college, 1 year cc, 1 year McD's for resume. advice appreciated
> mentally ill
> applied for ssi, application process has been long & difficult (3+ years, 3 or 4 rejections). Should I keep trying (how long, when should I stop)? advice appreciated
>...
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>>17312585
Make up your mind who you are.
Either you are relatively sane and fit, and want careers advice, or you have decided you are mentally ill and want help getting benefits.
Make the choice.
>>17312631
all of this...
Plus, why have you taken the option of going back to college off the table? Did you fuck up that bad?
>>17312631
I believe I'm mentally ill but the SSA doesn't agree with me (so far, and I do know it's common to get rejected for benefits).
I think it'd be nice to be in cc so I'm leaning towards that. Being on disability wouldn't preclude me from being in school.
>>17312700
I fucked up pretty bad. Had medical withdrawals for several semesters. Just barely in continued good standing. (I'm actually pretty proud of that.)
I never truly...
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This is more of a rant about my current situation, and I would love some womanly advice or thoughts about it. Late last year I began chatting with an awesome girl on the OKC. She and I had similar goals and ambitions and frankly her profile seemed too good to be true. So I did something that I am now learning is a cardinal sin... I reverse image searched her profile pic.
Now keep in mind, I have been trolled in the past. Never anything bad, I just exchanged some messages with several people who claimed to be people that they weren't. I don't mind getting trolled...
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You see, I work in the creative field, and she was hoping to break into it. It was fun talking to her about what we aspire to do since she had ambition, and I am now becoming more and more cynical about the work I do.
I tried forgetting about her and tried dating others, but she seemed to have the perfect combination of similar goals, similar tastes, and similar upbringing. Whenever I have a bad day, I thing "I wonder what (name) is doing, and I check her twitter. Surely enough it puts a smile on my face.
I know there will never be a scenario...
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What about being completely honest? Sure, you may look like a creep but there's the chance that she understands your motives and appreciates the honesty.
The worst outcome is that you are in the same situation in which you are now, isn't it?
>>17312676
This is usually the correct response. You have a 100% chance of failure if you do nothing. Don't get your hopes up too much, if she wanted to keep talking to you she would have told you before deleting her account. But, you've got a 1% chance of success and a 99% chance of some random woman thinking you're a creep. Part of being a man is learning that the odds are so stacked against you, you need to take those chances.
Sup /adv/? When do you think it's time to get a new phone? Is it because of an upgrade or do what I do...wait until that shit is literally useless and go get a new one. My friend sucks Apple's dick and gets a new iPhone when the new one drops and I'm like...dude this phone has at least a few more years on it until it's useless. Thoughts?
your friend can spend his money however he wants.
i generally wait till my phone runs into an issue that i cannot fix on my own because i'm a poorfag.
also, do upgrades even exist anymore? pretty sure wireless telecommunications companies have gone the rent-a-phone route.
>>17312566
I've got a stupidphone so basic that it doesn't even have a camera, and it works fine for me. I can talk to people and they can talk to me. All the rest is filagree.
The right time is when you a) feel like it, b) can.
I wouldn't mind others' opinions if your phone serves your needs.
Ask a ,socially awkward guy who only had LDRs, goes shopping with his mom in weekends and jerks off to facebook photos of the girls he cannot reach, anything.
Is there any hope for me?
>>17312565
if you spent less time shitposting on /adv/, less time masturbating, and more time at the mall then i assure you that you'll have better luck with finding a female companion.
why don't you do that friend?
what's up alternate me?
what are your plans and goals?
>>17312581
I rarely post on /adv/. I'll try masturbating less and we do not go to a mall instead of supermarkets to buy food etc.
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Where do I find prostitutes?
http://www.backpage.com/
>>17312568
it's a virus?
Just ask your local prostitute supplier
Hi / adv /.
I have since my childhood a very strong fetish for one-legged women.
It is not the subject of why this is so.
I met a girl recently on a dating site, I told her after some time of this fetish.
It must be said that she is mentally somewhat unstable.
In any case she had increasingly busy time with it and came to the conclusion that she want to lose her leg below the knee.
I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about it, if I should keep her or not.
Of course, I would find it totally cool if she would really lose a leg. That would be the fulfillment of all my dreams. I can not even think of it without getting diamonds.
The only question is how it should lose her leg.
What do you think?
Did you hear something similar before?
I have no useful advice, but please god let this not be fiction, and please come back with regular reports.
I've never heard of anything like this before.
Jesus fucking christ, what in the actual fuck.
Go for it.
I have never worked a day in my life and am about to apply for Taco Bell. Would it be a good idea to put down Vacation Bible School on there so they see I at least did SOMETHING in my nineteen years I've been alive? I also feel it will make me look like an upstanding moral citizen.
>>17312491
Are you stupid? Yes of course, put that on there.
>>17312491
They don't expect you to have much or any experience at 19, so there's no shame in writing None.
On the other hand, if you did responsible work at bible camp or were president of a school club, you can cite them as evidence of your skills or reliability, and it doesn't matter if you weren't paid. For example:
Instructor, Bob's Bible Camp, summer 2015
Volunteer worker, City Soup Kitchen, December 2015
So I'm almost 19 and have aspergers, as much as that's already enough to make life shit, my mum's got severe back problems and lives on morphine, my dad has MDS and my brother is brain damaged , sex and relationships is just not going to happen, I'm not bad looking, go to the gym every other day and quite smart too, was working in IT networks last year, but now life seems like it's a sinking ship, I smoke weed every single day, between 2 and 6 a day sometimes more joints, I smoke like a chimney and I know it's damaging me but I just don't care,...
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>>17312488
Nope
>>17312488
No. Just stop smoking weed. It's like you're stabbing yourself, and you know it hurts and ou refuse to stop it.
And just know that incredibly ugly trolls and reptiles of people are married and have a hellspawn of ugly children.So love is there for you.
It always is. Even when you think it's not.
>>17312504
The only thing I actually really like is smoking weed, how can I stop that?! And I don't want an ugly as f woman
/adv/,
Are you happy?
>>17312473
More and more, I believe I'm on the right path.
How are you doing, buddy?
I wish.
>>17312473
I was. But some things have kind of fallen apart and I need to regroup.
