>>17312948
A lot can happen between now and April.

Up to you, I wouldn't say anything unless it got serious.

>>17312948
As a young white male that is 20, is plenty of fish for older people only?

>>17312983
I'm not white, but I am 20. I've had no luck on there. Tinder and OKC have been great though.

>>17312939
If you're not making 6 figures, don't wear a fucking suit.

If you are, go see a tailor.

Asking a bunch of shut-ins about suits is useless.

Unless you're in Australia, it's hot as hell right now. You can probably get away with just a button-up top, tie, and dress pants.

Just remember, the shirt needs to be lighter than the tie.

>>17312995
Britain but its a pretty hot summer for a fatty like myself so it may be acceptable. I'll try to remember that
>>17312965
It's gonna be an apprenticeship for HR staff hopefully so I think it really is needed

My mind is fucking racing and I can't sit still, I feel like I'm waiting to be executed

Imagine the worst thing possible happens by sperging out when you go. Is it really that bad?

Besides, NOT going will be 100x worse. If you're really that nervous just drink beforehand.

OP, when I'm stressed I watch this girls music videos. It's quite calming, and sometimes they are motivating.

I thought this one is appropriate for you. It's about opening doors

https://youtu.be/QAD0BtEv6-Q

>>17312937
Oh dear
It's like a sad movie. ;-;

>>17312937
This gets much darker

>Relationship doesn't work out, I'm overly attached and S moves away
>Still very close to N through it all, much more than S
>Things get toxic between us
>Constant crying and insanity every day
>this goes on for over a year
>Constantly drinking and smoking grass
>Develop...
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>>17312981
Gets far worse

>Find out great grandfather has passed
>Soon after two other family members
>Life seems okay for a bit after that though
>Big house with the family, actually want to live life
>Mid May
>Find out over Facebook that closest cousin died
>She was an amputee and PTSD sufferer
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Kys. Works everytime

>>17312936
Drink a bottle of water, after go to the doctors or the emergency room? Or go to an emergency room?

Do you have a history of using NSAID's?

You're probably fine, drink some milk, settle ol' girl, maybe try and take a poop. Laxatives, yadda yadda if you think you need to. If there's a worrysome amount of blood in the stool, and the pain persists, you might just wanna go to a hospital.

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>>17312895
>never fuck gf in 1.5 years because "assexual"
>sudently she changed mind

>>17312911
Yeah, well being young and uncomfortable with yourself and having untreated bipolar disorder does a lot to kill sex drive and that was the case until this spring so.

pls help

>>17312881
At mom's house, while mom bring cookies and milk, you bang her. Also mom comment how good you're doing.

>>17312881
Where they can easily dispose of the body afterwards.

In a car if you have one. If not, an isolated alley corner. Or a motel.

call them from a payphone

I can hide my number in the settings on my phone, but I then appear as "hidden number" so it looks shady as hell

Call from skype.

Bump
Please anyone

Yes, you are in the wrong. What she did was with your permission. Even if you truly didn't want to allow her to sleep with another person you still told her it was okay.

Look, the relationship is finished. Just end it so both of you can move on. She's an immature bitch for pressuring you into making the relationship open. Both of you are guilty for the downfall of the relationship. There's no trust or communication in this relationship so it's time to move on.

>>17313030
All of this.

> computer science
>I don't like spending my time on the computer

dude what

>>17312863
I can maybe do 5 hours a day, but I want to be moving around and doing things. I'm OK with working on a computer, but I need social interaction throughout the day.

>>17312868
You can be a business/product manager at any number of tech companies.

You are putting way too much blame on yourself. You had every reason to be mad/concerned/(jealous? I don't know another way to put it, not exactly in that tone of the word...) Honestly think about it. Whats the point in joking about being deeply in love with each-other? There's no punchline. There is truth behind that joke. Personally, I would pull out, but this is your situation. I have no idea whats going on, but seriously, thing of the situation objectively. Jokes without punchlines aren't jokes. And again, she basically already admitted you wouldn't be...
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>>17312857
It's a good thing people like you get jealous, otherwise you'd just be another cuck.

Dump her, fuck her gay friend, dump him too and move on.

>>17312890
Not madly jealous. More like dissapointed. One of my biggest weak points is that I trust very much in a relationship. All the time I trusted her and never thought about it, now that happened and I hate being worried about it. I don't think I should fight for a place or to be "the one she really loves". I wil start moving on, more than a year with her, is going to be hard

>>17312806
That's the fastest fucking way to destroy your livelihood. Search on Facebook.

Or, do this "Hey, I saw you at the movies last weekend with your boyfriend, what did you guys watch?"

She will respond two ways, "I don't have a boyfriend" or "We didn't go to the movies last weekend."

Machiavelli, Art of War, read it.

>>17312818
Unless she actually did go to the movies with her boyfriend.
Also chances are you just think she's interested, when she isn't.
Also don't fucking fuck your fucking superior, that shit will blow up like a Muzzie at a Bar Mitzvah.

>>17312839
Well she is really attractive and dtf if I am not completely mistaken. I also don't care that much about my job

>>17312762
Dude, you're a 20-year-old med student. It could be astronomically worse.

Hang in there. When it's all said and done, you will only have to show face at events/bars/whatevz and when someone asks "What do you do?" and you say "I'm a Doctor," you've instantly hit the top of the food chain.

>>17312762
>How to cure social obliviousness and retardedness?
It'll cure itself in your profession.

>>17312877
>It could be astronomically worse.
No doubt about that. Having no friends and generally being cringey is awful though.

>you've instantly hit the top of the food chain.
That only means people want to exploit me. It doesn't make me actually likeable as a person.

>>17312878
I doubt it. I'm ok with test tubes and patients if they actually have some problem I can solve, but...
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Don't worry, OP. Someday, you won't be 16 anymore and you'll grow out of your edgelord phase

Maybe, but not for that reason. Personally I feel that reproduction in general is immoral since no one ever consented to be born.

Regardless, all life on earth will go extinct in 400 million years when the sun's increasing luminosity causes runaway evaporation of all water. And then some time much later the universe itself will die.

>>17312754
sure, check pol

also im way past that, behind 7 ideologies

Yes.
Buy a test. Then you can be worried.

>>17312726
Yes I should be worried or yes get the test and then worry?

>>17312730
Get the test. Good luck