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I'm a 21yo virgin and as of today I've made it my mission to get pussy as soon as possible. I will talk to every girl I feel a mutual attraction with. My problem was always that I just made excuses not to talk to them. Not anymore.
If all else fails I will pay an escort as soon as I get the money. I am gonna feel pussy on my dick.
Tips?
Pretty stupid mission imo
>>17311775
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paying for an escort is a lot better imo. You might spend far too much time, effort, and money trying to get a girl to give it up and you still might not get any. With an escort at least you'll know how much you like pussy/if you want it all the time to know if time invested in chasing women is worth it. If you don't care how your first time ends up
K and I have been friends for 23 years. She just turned 30. Every year we go on a trip to her condo with a group of friends. She's very, very, very attractive, and makes more than $150k a year.
I helped organize a surprise birthday for her last weekend with her sister, it went great. In between then and tomorrow's trip, she told her boyfriend that he couldn't come on the trip. Tonight (her actual birthday) she told me that she'd like me to share the master bedroom with her on the trip. She kept (relatively innocently) kissing me on the cheek/neck....
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Do it. Unless you're in a relationship and don't want to be a cheater. It sounds like she would cheat on her bf whether you assisted her or not, and since you've been friends forever you might as well capitalize on this.
>>17311755
this x2
If it's gonna be you or someone else, might as well be you.
>>17311755
>>17311759
I'm not in a relationship. We once made out while she was holding her boyfriend's hand, to which he meekly asked "can you please stop?"
Then she grabbed my dick later and asked me to have a threesome with her.
She's a wonderful person, but so fundamentally broken when it comes to relationships that it's a mess. I can't be totally sure, but I knew she used to get raped by multiple people. I think one...
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I'm just curious if anyone else has gone through this. My dad has life without parole for kidnapping and murdering my mother. Pretty sure he was framed. Anyone else out there a freak orphan like me?
>>17311700
My father is in prison for life for drug dealing, though I was raised by my mother with a stepfather who hated my guts. She was an addict under his thumb (my father's) that became an alcoholic under my stepfather's influence. I almost wish I would have been orphaned for all the physical, sexual, and mental abuse I've gone through as a result of that unfortunate union.
>>17311700
I know a guy whose father killed his mother, and is serving life without parole in Canada... He wasn't framed though..
He did it in front of his kid..
I don't know what it's like for him, but I know he's a pretty cool kid. I'd go drinking with him.
>>17311700
You need to avenge your father and solve this mystery. Obviously.
Ok guys I need a confirmation or challenge on my idea of a situation I'm in.
I volunteer at a playground/activity center for kids. Before I finally volunteered there my nephew went there all the time so I saw this girls around my age there. She seemed really cute and silly with the kids and very friendly with the adults yet really adult with...the adults. She had the mouth of a sailor and a dirty mind to go with it. I was with somebody at the time and happy so I really didn't care. We'd talk briefly when I'd go to pick my nephew up or go to one of...
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>>17311659
Find out from her friends and other volunteers that she is flakey but she tries to be sincere and she's promiscuous. Now this is the conclusion I have come too.
She's using me for free weed and a place to dump her emotions. The second part seems terrible to some, but I find it hard that this girl wants me as a friend even accounting for how flakey she is. I'm ok with being her friend or whatever this is or what it may become, but in will not be just a place to dump her emotions and to use for...
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>>17311694
She's probably promiscuous and feels like you took advantage of her while drunk. Even if she's "using" you as a dumping ground for feelings, does she allow you to vent back? Are you only friends with her hoping for sex, or is there an appeal for your friendship beyond that? If you're just using her back for sex, dump her. If you want her friendship, communicate your feelings, and if she's a mature adult she'll either address them or prove she's not worth your time by finding...
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>>17311704
She did address the drunk thing, she wasn't that drunk and she pounced on me out of the blue.
She does allow me to vent back and she seems to listen and she does react sincerely
If we don't get any closer, life goes on. If we become friends or good friends, cool. If we start fucking, also cool. Possible sex isn't keeping me here I do t really want anything specific.
That last part is one of my big problems. How do I approach it without being to blunt or sounding like a bleeding...
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Guess I wasn't good enough for the girl, she's well in her right to reject me.
But I'm sick of this shit. I'm not lowering my standards and I can't bring myself up no matter how hard i try otherwise id be successful
The only solution is to burn everything. I want to hurt people. I already cut myself on my ankles. I wish I could just detonate this planet and turn everyone into ashes. No more love, no more hate, no more pain, no more people.
>>>/tumblr/
>>17311610
show us ur abs
take a deep breath..
Ok, now that you've done that and you are feeling calm and collective. Tell us, why is it that you want a girlfriend so badly?
>have fragmented memories
>can't remember names or faces
>memories cause a great deal of emotional pain
>not sure if these things even happened to me
One example: There's this guy that's my mortal enemy. I don't know his name, and I can't think of his face really, but I recognize him when I see him. I remember why I hate him, but I don't remember how we met. I want to say he was in a machine shop class with me when...
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example five: The day I went to AA. I could have sworn somebody was calling me out. Like, "Is that anon?", whisper whisper, something derogatory, whisper whisper. And then laughing. And then after the meeting, "there he goes...". Looked around, didn't see a single person I recognized, although there were people looking at me.
Idk if I just imagined these things or if they actually happened, but regardless of if it's real or not I feel the emotional footprint it left behind in a major way. When I'm alone, I'll cuss myself and tell...
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Trauma can mess with memory, as can drugs, long term depression, and several forms of mental or physical illness that affect the brain.
I personally had severe depression and I have had trouble recalling anything from before I started treatment. Stuff since treatment isn't exactly great but is somewhat better, which I consider to be an improvement overall.
>>17311616
>trauma
check
>drugs
check
>long term depression
check
>mental illness diagnosis
check
>physical illness
nope
So, it's generally considered a bad idea to tell someone that you have feelings for them/are in love with them over text messaging or something like that, if you're not going to see them in person for several weeks, right?
What if you're worried that if you don't say anything now, they're going to find somebody else before you have a chance to see them in person and tell them?
>>17311597
I did that once.
I do not recommend it as a good idea with positive outcome.
Always tell then you're interested sooner rather than later. The longer you wait, the harder it gets to say, and the more likely they are to assume you don't have interest.
>>17311597
yes it is. why cant you ask them to hangout and meet?
and if its because one of you is out of town for several weeks the question becomes, why didnt you tell them sooner instead of waiting til the last minute and going 'OOPS GOTTA TEXT'
i mean fuck you coudl at least call them anon
Texting thread? I was gonna post this on /soc/, but since I'm asking for help I figured I could post it here too.
My phone game is way too weak, every time I get a girl's number we hit it off with the texts for the first week or so and then after that it's just a trickle. We still talk, but there's nowhere near the level of rapid fire messages we used to send.
And I mean, I know it's normal, but since I'm a paranoid shit all I can do is keep thinking that this is the day this girl stops talking to me and tomorrow will be the day that...
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>>17311588
It's not your phone game. It's your "refuses to go beyond the phone" that is messing up your so-called "game."
You're better off carrying on conversations with Siri. At least she can access information quicker.
>>17311588
>I'm a paranoid shit all I can do is keep thinking that this is the day this girl stops talking to me
I know that feeling. well, you just have to be interesting enough to the girl you are texting. There is no real advice on how to do this, because it all depends on how both of your personalities click together. But a girl who is now a great friend of mine started out like this. Everyday we'd text we'd send a few messages back and forth. And then I wouldn't...
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>>17311588
the trick to good phone game is to not talk on your fucking phone.
you have good game for a week. then you run out of htigns to say cuz humans arent meant to text each other. women lose interest cuz you seem interested yet refuse to actually ask em on a date.
after the 'getting to know you' portion, texting is used to check in, send funny pictures, and to confirm plans for the next time you hang out.
what are you waiting for anyways?
Reposting from a different 404'd thread. Please help.
I'm in college and have never had a relationship with a girl or any sort of kiss or hookup. I always feel left out when I hear about hookups and the like. Back in middle school, I used to go on Facebook and leave creepy comments on hot girls' posts because I thought it was funny at the time. Every now and then I'd have a moment of clarity and realize how fucked that was and profusely apologize. Then I found /b/ in my freshman year of high school. I saw threads talking about FB faps and creep threads...
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>>17311581
I'd never touch anyone without their permission, let me make that clear. (although I remember thinking about a friend's tits when I was drunk as fuck, I'd never go through with anything of the sort.) The main issue I have is that I'm masturbating to my close friends and it feels wrong having violated their trust. I don't mean to stop masturbating altogether, but I just want to stop being weird. I imagine if I told any of my friends, they'd disown me, and with good reason. I'm not...
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>>17311581
It sounds like you need to get laid.
Go buy a hooker will the understanding that all your friends, regardless of their tit size, will never be that good.
Problem solved.
>>17311632
Surely it can't be that simple. Fuck, man. I don't even make efforts to fuck them, I'm just attracted to them and used to find myself jacking it to them. I want to stop that and end this toxic habit.
Hello adv
I'm a 24 year old straight man, I'm a relatively good looking guy, I like to take care of myself, dress well, have a clean haircut and all that.
I have very thick and dark eyebrows which are done like pic related, I used to be bullied because of my thick brows when I was younger and mom taught me how to make them look good.
So recently this coworker of mine (known to be gay or bisexual), asked me at first if I do my eyebrows, which I said I did, and then asked if ever had nasty thoughts with men, or if I was gay. I just told him that...
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>>17311504
Yeah that's pretty gay dude.
>>17311504
you followed up 'i dont act gay or anything' with a lol. that sounds gay cuzits the kind of things women do. especially on 4chan no one follows up with a 'lol' to their own post.
all that being said, i have a similar issue. everyone insists that im gay so i must do my eyebrows. kind of hte reverse of your situation.
truth is i have never touched or groomed or done anyhting wiht my eyebrows. i do very little grooming in general. but sincei m gay and i my eyebrows look nice...
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>>17311504
Don't go to any nightclubs in Orlando.
I want to break up with my gf. She moved in with me a year ago. We were together for 7 years. I haven't been able to play video games or hang out with my friends or relatives in months at a time. Can't really do what I want.
Please help me. I am agitated around her nowaday but she has nowhere to go if I kick her out. She has no job due to a disability. But gets $750 checks a month.
I really want to be single forever.
Don't use her life as an excuse not to live yours.
She'll be fine, there's no reason to feel guilt. You're probably just rationalizing away your own personal fears.
>>17311444
Thank you anon. I'll do my best.
>>17311444
this. drop her like shes a racoon you thought was dead but turned out was a live and has bitten you several times.
there are a thousand reasons not to do something. do it anyways. its not your job to take care of her. you did not get married you did not make a vow to take care of her for the rest of your life.
tell her what you feel and figure it out. she'll sink or float. but its not your fault if she sinks.
sounds like you both need this.
I have a guy friend I have a crush on, I have never thought gay thoughts until i met him, what should I do /adv/?
how do I get him to like me more
>>17311424
is he gay?
I dont know if he is or isnt
There's a girl who thinks I'm creepy. She hangs out with drug dealers, convicted rapists, bikers, and gang members but not me. I'm "creepy" in her eyes. What does this mean? Is it because I'm a Christian?
Maybe yo're actually creepy. Regardless, women are stupid andyou shouldn't really take their intuition into account.
>>17311413
How am I creepy though? I just said I'm not a drug dealers, convicted rapists, bikers, and/or and gang members. Unless creep means something else.
>>17311421
Creepy usually means you act weird. Are you socially fucked? Invasive? Do you follow people around? Say weird stuff?
It doesn't matter too much though.
>make lots of money
>get a poor gf
>tell her she dosen't need to work and spoil her
>have her pass up any opportunities that come to her
>when she wants to marry, tell her she can either get a preenup or be a forever girlfriend
>by this point she's completely dependent on me and even if she gets bored she has to stay there and be a good wife because there's nowhere else for her
Is...
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You're fucked mate. Why not just marry a chick that's not a lazy shit. Hell, my girlfriend will probably make more than me on paper in 5 years. And just get the prenup regardless
>>17311394
any self-respecting girl that understands the risks of becoming completely dependent on you would continue to pursue a career.
if this is your goal then seek out a young, dumb slut and just pump and dump when she gets too old. replace with a new one. you're not looking for a wife.
>>17311394
I don't think you understand what a prenup is. Also, you forgot all about alimony.
How do I stop interpreting every act of friendship, kindness or basic human decency from the opposite sex as romantic advances?
I just keep fucking falling for every rough-looking guy who doesn't go through with me with the canine method, and it's starting to become a problem.
>>17311391
canine method?
either way, the only way to stop interpreting it is to stop acting on it.
if you dont act on it you will see when a guys REALLY interested and that'll be the end of that.
>>17311391
just be cool be chill haha be yourself its summer XD
>>17311400
Canine method to meeting a foreign item:
1. Can I eat it?
2. Can I fuck it?
3. Can I tear it to shreds?
4. If not, piss on it and walk away.
I'm "it".
