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I'm a 21yo virgin and as of today I've made it my mission to get pussy as soon as possible. I will talk to every girl I feel a mutual attraction with. My problem was always that I just made excuses not to talk to them. Not anymore.
If all else fails I will pay an escort as soon as I get the money. I am gonna feel pussy on my dick.
Tips?
Pretty stupid mission imo
>>17311775
/thread
paying for an escort is a lot better imo. You might spend far too much time, effort, and money trying to get a girl to give it up and you still might not get any. With an escort at least you'll know how much you like pussy/if you want it all the time to know if time invested in chasing women is worth it. If you don't care how your first time ends up
K and I have been friends for 23 years. She just turned 30. Every year we go on a trip to her condo with a group of friends. She's very, very, very attractive, and makes more than $150k a year.
I helped organize a surprise birthday for her last weekend with her sister, it went great. In between then and tomorrow's trip, she told her boyfriend that he couldn't come on the trip. Tonight (her actual birthday) she told me that she'd like me to share the master bedroom with her on the trip. She kept (relatively innocently) kissing me on the cheek/neck. Her boyfriend was nowhere around for this, but he was there earlier.
She and I used to hook up a little in college, but nothing serious. She cheats on everyone she ever dates.
I don't trust this situation. I think it's an awful idea for she and I to get together, but now I'm trapped on this trip.
My parents love her, and she's essentially my best friend, but, uh, fuck?
Any advice?
Do it. Unless you're in a relationship and don't want to be a cheater. It sounds like she would cheat on her bf whether you assisted her or not, and since you've been friends forever you might as well capitalize on this.
>>17311755
this x2
If it's gonna be you or someone else, might as well be you.
>>17311755
>>17311759
I'm not in a relationship. We once made out while she was holding her boyfriend's hand, to which he meekly asked "can you please stop?"
Then she grabbed my dick later and asked me to have a threesome with her.
She's a wonderful person, but so fundamentally broken when it comes to relationships that it's a mess. I can't be totally sure, but I knew she used to get raped by multiple people. I think one was her dad.
Part of me thinks that she thinks I'm her only hope. That's too much.
I'm just curious if anyone else has gone through this. My dad has life without parole for kidnapping and murdering my mother. Pretty sure he was framed. Anyone else out there a freak orphan like me?
>>17311700
My father is in prison for life for drug dealing, though I was raised by my mother with a stepfather who hated my guts. She was an addict under his thumb (my father's) that became an alcoholic under my stepfather's influence. I almost wish I would have been orphaned for all the physical, sexual, and mental abuse I've gone through as a result of that unfortunate union.
>>17311700
I know a guy whose father killed his mother, and is serving life without parole in Canada... He wasn't framed though..
He did it in front of his kid..
I don't know what it's like for him, but I know he's a pretty cool kid. I'd go drinking with him.
>>17311700
You need to avenge your father and solve this mystery. Obviously.
Ok guys I need a confirmation or challenge on my idea of a situation I'm in.
I volunteer at a playground/activity center for kids. Before I finally volunteered there my nephew went there all the time so I saw this girls around my age there. She seemed really cute and silly with the kids and very friendly with the adults yet really adult with...the adults. She had the mouth of a sailor and a dirty mind to go with it. I was with somebody at the time and happy so I really didn't care. We'd talk briefly when I'd go to pick my nephew up or go to one of their charity events. Eventually I got involved and we still never really talked much just briefly. Then one day she finds out that we had a decent amount if the same interest and similar senses of humor. She asks me to hang out one day and we do she seemed really nice and somewhat flirtatious so I flirted back a bit because by this time I wasn't with my girlfriend anymore. We chilled a few times and we really had a good time. So one day she says we can go drinking and I can stay at her place. So before we went drinking we chilled at her place and she wanted me to sit next to her when there were like three big comfy seats in the room then we smoked some pot and she got friendlier, thanks pot. We left for the bars got drunk and she was paying for half my drinks. We went back to her place and smoked some more and she randomly grabbed the back of my head, pulled my mouth against hers and she shot gunned me. She smiled and snuggled up against me for a few then immediately fell asleep. We did mess around once when she was single but we were both drunk. Now it's a few weeks later and I find out she's had a boyfriend for months and we only talk at this volunteer place, but every time we are there it's very brief and she doesn't really talk to me in her free time anymore, but as soon as we are done for the night she comes up to me and asks if I want to smoke weed and she expects me to provide it.
>>17311659
Find out from her friends and other volunteers that she is flakey but she tries to be sincere and she's promiscuous. Now this is the conclusion I have come too.
She's using me for free weed and a place to dump her emotions. The second part seems terrible to some, but I find it hard that this girl wants me as a friend even accounting for how flakey she is. I'm ok with being her friend or whatever this is or what it may become, but in will not be just a place to dump her emotions and to use for weed. I also can't stand how flakey she is so shed be a distant friend not one of my expectation more of an acquaintance....or a FWB
Am I just a bitter asshole who is just assuming she's using me for drugs and denying that she might actually want at very least a friendship. I don't think so, but I want to hear what you guys have to say.
Inb4
>isn't the possibility of sex or actual sex worth some weed
Possibility? No way, but if tomorrow we start screwing then it could be worth it...maybe, but I don't need to pay for sex to get it.
>>17311694
She's probably promiscuous and feels like you took advantage of her while drunk. Even if she's "using" you as a dumping ground for feelings, does she allow you to vent back? Are you only friends with her hoping for sex, or is there an appeal for your friendship beyond that? If you're just using her back for sex, dump her. If you want her friendship, communicate your feelings, and if she's a mature adult she'll either address them or prove she's not worth your time by finding some other sap to prey on.
>>17311704
She did address the drunk thing, she wasn't that drunk and she pounced on me out of the blue.
She does allow me to vent back and she seems to listen and she does react sincerely
If we don't get any closer, life goes on. If we become friends or good friends, cool. If we start fucking, also cool. Possible sex isn't keeping me here I do t really want anything specific.
That last part is one of my big problems. How do I approach it without being to blunt or sounding like a bleeding heart. I don't want to sound dramatic so my plan was next time she asks to hangout and smoke tell her I have no pot but we can still chill, because we haven't hung out since that night.
Guess I wasn't good enough for the girl, she's well in her right to reject me.
But I'm sick of this shit. I'm not lowering my standards and I can't bring myself up no matter how hard i try otherwise id be successful
The only solution is to burn everything. I want to hurt people. I already cut myself on my ankles. I wish I could just detonate this planet and turn everyone into ashes. No more love, no more hate, no more pain, no more people.
>>>/tumblr/
>>17311610
show us ur abs
take a deep breath..
Ok, now that you've done that and you are feeling calm and collective. Tell us, why is it that you want a girlfriend so badly?
>have fragmented memories
>can't remember names or faces
>memories cause a great deal of emotional pain
>not sure if these things even happened to me
One example: There's this guy that's my mortal enemy. I don't know his name, and I can't think of his face really, but I recognize him when I see him. I remember why I hate him, but I don't remember how we met. I want to say he was in a machine shop class with me when we were kids.
Example two: Sexual encounter with a girl. I chickened out and she told me to get off and blabbed to everyone about what a pussy I was. I remember the anger and hatred, but I don't remember her, or where we fooled around. This was in high school, about 9 years ago. This could totally be in my head guys, but there's memories involving that whole group that I remember, and am almost certain happened.
Example three: The day this kid offered me coke. I essentially said coke was for losers and his buddy got butthurt and tried to fight me. Again, my memory is blurry as fuck and I don't know why. No names, no faces, just the emotion, and a fuzzy outline of what happened. Ironically I turned out to be a cokehead later, but I digress.
Example four: Another sexual encounter. She was moaning "fuck me, fuck me", but I chickened out. She thought something was wrong with her, and got really sad about it. There wasn't, really, it just didn't feel right because she seemed like a slut. So anyway I talked shit about her for some reason, I think as a preemptive attack, and she came back with small dick insults that has permeated and planted the seeds to very deep insecurity problems. contd
example five: The day I went to AA. I could have sworn somebody was calling me out. Like, "Is that anon?", whisper whisper, something derogatory, whisper whisper. And then laughing. And then after the meeting, "there he goes...". Looked around, didn't see a single person I recognized, although there were people looking at me.
Idk if I just imagined these things or if they actually happened, but regardless of if it's real or not I feel the emotional footprint it left behind in a major way. When I'm alone, I'll cuss myself and tell these people that may not exist that I'll fucking kill them if I see them again.
I used to have a very vivid imagination, and the ability to control my mind in a totalitarian way, so had the ability to push the memories or anything occupying my worries wayyy down. So idk. I'm very confused and scared.
I'm going to get a brain scan done soon, to check if maybe I had a stroke or incurred some sort of brain damage. Maybe it's schizophrenia or something. I don't know. But my mind is constantly occupied with what a piece of shit I am, and I have all these horrible memories, both true and false, to back up those claims.
It's like a living hell. Please tell me what to do.
Trauma can mess with memory, as can drugs, long term depression, and several forms of mental or physical illness that affect the brain.
I personally had severe depression and I have had trouble recalling anything from before I started treatment. Stuff since treatment isn't exactly great but is somewhat better, which I consider to be an improvement overall.
>>17311616
>trauma
check
>drugs
check
>long term depression
check
>mental illness diagnosis
check
>physical illness
nope
So, it's generally considered a bad idea to tell someone that you have feelings for them/are in love with them over text messaging or something like that, if you're not going to see them in person for several weeks, right?
What if you're worried that if you don't say anything now, they're going to find somebody else before you have a chance to see them in person and tell them?
>>17311597
I did that once.
I do not recommend it as a good idea with positive outcome.
Always tell then you're interested sooner rather than later. The longer you wait, the harder it gets to say, and the more likely they are to assume you don't have interest.
>>17311597
yes it is. why cant you ask them to hangout and meet?
and if its because one of you is out of town for several weeks the question becomes, why didnt you tell them sooner instead of waiting til the last minute and going 'OOPS GOTTA TEXT'
i mean fuck you coudl at least call them anon
Texting thread? I was gonna post this on /soc/, but since I'm asking for help I figured I could post it here too.
My phone game is way too weak, every time I get a girl's number we hit it off with the texts for the first week or so and then after that it's just a trickle. We still talk, but there's nowhere near the level of rapid fire messages we used to send.
And I mean, I know it's normal, but since I'm a paranoid shit all I can do is keep thinking that this is the day this girl stops talking to me and tomorrow will be the day that other girl stops talking to me, etc.
So please, to all the anons that actually have good phone game, I need to know how you can get a girl sending you messages faster than you can reply.
>>17311588
It's not your phone game. It's your "refuses to go beyond the phone" that is messing up your so-called "game."
You're better off carrying on conversations with Siri. At least she can access information quicker.
>>17311588
>I'm a paranoid shit all I can do is keep thinking that this is the day this girl stops talking to me
I know that feeling. well, you just have to be interesting enough to the girl you are texting. There is no real advice on how to do this, because it all depends on how both of your personalities click together. But a girl who is now a great friend of mine started out like this. Everyday we'd text we'd send a few messages back and forth. And then I wouldn't get reply. I'd think the same thing as you, but she ALWAYS got back to me. I would have to remind myself "she always gets back to me" and she does! But I think this only happens because she likes my personality.
>>17311588
the trick to good phone game is to not talk on your fucking phone.
you have good game for a week. then you run out of htigns to say cuz humans arent meant to text each other. women lose interest cuz you seem interested yet refuse to actually ask em on a date.
after the 'getting to know you' portion, texting is used to check in, send funny pictures, and to confirm plans for the next time you hang out.
what are you waiting for anyways?
Reposting from a different 404'd thread. Please help.
I'm in college and have never had a relationship with a girl or any sort of kiss or hookup. I always feel left out when I hear about hookups and the like. Back in middle school, I used to go on Facebook and leave creepy comments on hot girls' posts because I thought it was funny at the time. Every now and then I'd have a moment of clarity and realize how fucked that was and profusely apologize. Then I found /b/ in my freshman year of high school. I saw threads talking about FB faps and creep threads and thought it was normal to have a folder of pictures of girls I knew because everyone on /b/ did it. I never brought it up to my friends because I never brought up fapping material in conversation with my friends. Outside of nudes that we suspected may or may not exist, we didn't talk about anything of the sort. When my old laptop died, the habit seemed to die with it. I devoted my new laptop to not being a creepy fuck when it comes to masturbation. Eventually I started back up again, and continued saving pictures but deleting them later after a post-fap guilt. Things escalated to me posting on anon-ib looking for people who graduated, hoping they took nudes at college. I ended up screenshotting from snapchat (something that had been going on for about three years), but I ended up getting caught and blocked twice from two different girls, of course. One I didn't really give a shit about aside from the initial fear, but the other was a huge wake up call for me. We were good friends, and I feel like I threw it in the trash because of some tits. I haven't tried talking to her yet because I don't know what I would say. My folder has been deleted again and again, but I keep creating a new one. It hasn't progressed to the point of being over 10 GB (a huge majority of which is pornstar videos), but I want to fix this before I make anything worse. (cont.)
>>17311581
I'd never touch anyone without their permission, let me make that clear. (although I remember thinking about a friend's tits when I was drunk as fuck, I'd never go through with anything of the sort.) The main issue I have is that I'm masturbating to my close friends and it feels wrong having violated their trust. I don't mean to stop masturbating altogether, but I just want to stop being weird. I imagine if I told any of my friends, they'd disown me, and with good reason. I'm not a bad person, and there are plenty of worse things I could be doing, but I still feel like I've made a huge mistake.
While I do believe that I would have had this epiphany at some point in my life, it may have only come when it did because I got caught. In a way, I'm glad that I did, because I feel like I really need help. Is there anything I can do to prevent myself from doing this? Or do I just need to not?
>>17311581
It sounds like you need to get laid.
Go buy a hooker will the understanding that all your friends, regardless of their tit size, will never be that good.
Problem solved.
>>17311632
Surely it can't be that simple. Fuck, man. I don't even make efforts to fuck them, I'm just attracted to them and used to find myself jacking it to them. I want to stop that and end this toxic habit.
Hello adv
I'm a 24 year old straight man, I'm a relatively good looking guy, I like to take care of myself, dress well, have a clean haircut and all that.
I have very thick and dark eyebrows which are done like pic related, I used to be bullied because of my thick brows when I was younger and mom taught me how to make them look good.
So recently this coworker of mine (known to be gay or bisexual), asked me at first if I do my eyebrows, which I said I did, and then asked if ever had nasty thoughts with men, or if I was gay. I just told him that I'm completely straight lol.
Ever since then, he keeps calling me gay every now and then and I wonder why is that?
Women tend to ask every now and then if I'm gay based on how clean cut I look.
I want to know if this is normal?, because I'm pretty sure I don't act gay or anything at all lol
>>17311504
Yeah that's pretty gay dude.
>>17311504
you followed up 'i dont act gay or anything' with a lol. that sounds gay cuzits the kind of things women do. especially on 4chan no one follows up with a 'lol' to their own post.
all that being said, i have a similar issue. everyone insists that im gay so i must do my eyebrows. kind of hte reverse of your situation.
truth is i have never touched or groomed or done anyhting wiht my eyebrows. i do very little grooming in general. but sincei m gay and i my eyebrows look nice i must be plucking htem
>>17311504
Don't go to any nightclubs in Orlando.
I want to break up with my gf. She moved in with me a year ago. We were together for 7 years. I haven't been able to play video games or hang out with my friends or relatives in months at a time. Can't really do what I want.
Please help me. I am agitated around her nowaday but she has nowhere to go if I kick her out. She has no job due to a disability. But gets $750 checks a month.
I really want to be single forever.
Don't use her life as an excuse not to live yours.
She'll be fine, there's no reason to feel guilt. You're probably just rationalizing away your own personal fears.
>>17311444
Thank you anon. I'll do my best.
>>17311444
this. drop her like shes a racoon you thought was dead but turned out was a live and has bitten you several times.
there are a thousand reasons not to do something. do it anyways. its not your job to take care of her. you did not get married you did not make a vow to take care of her for the rest of your life.
tell her what you feel and figure it out. she'll sink or float. but its not your fault if she sinks.
sounds like you both need this.
I have a guy friend I have a crush on, I have never thought gay thoughts until i met him, what should I do /adv/?
how do I get him to like me more
>>17311424
is he gay?
I dont know if he is or isnt
There's a girl who thinks I'm creepy. She hangs out with drug dealers, convicted rapists, bikers, and gang members but not me. I'm "creepy" in her eyes. What does this mean? Is it because I'm a Christian?
Maybe yo're actually creepy. Regardless, women are stupid andyou shouldn't really take their intuition into account.
>>17311413
How am I creepy though? I just said I'm not a drug dealers, convicted rapists, bikers, and/or and gang members. Unless creep means something else.
>>17311421
Creepy usually means you act weird. Are you socially fucked? Invasive? Do you follow people around? Say weird stuff?
It doesn't matter too much though.
>make lots of money
>get a poor gf
>tell her she dosen't need to work and spoil her
>have her pass up any opportunities that come to her
>when she wants to marry, tell her she can either get a preenup or be a forever girlfriend
>by this point she's completely dependent on me and even if she gets bored she has to stay there and be a good wife because there's nowhere else for her
Is this the only way to not end up divorced
You're fucked mate. Why not just marry a chick that's not a lazy shit. Hell, my girlfriend will probably make more than me on paper in 5 years. And just get the prenup regardless
>>17311394
any self-respecting girl that understands the risks of becoming completely dependent on you would continue to pursue a career.
if this is your goal then seek out a young, dumb slut and just pump and dump when she gets too old. replace with a new one. you're not looking for a wife.
>>17311394
I don't think you understand what a prenup is. Also, you forgot all about alimony.
How do I stop interpreting every act of friendship, kindness or basic human decency from the opposite sex as romantic advances?
I just keep fucking falling for every rough-looking guy who doesn't go through with me with the canine method, and it's starting to become a problem.
>>17311391
canine method?
either way, the only way to stop interpreting it is to stop acting on it.
if you dont act on it you will see when a guys REALLY interested and that'll be the end of that.
>>17311391
just be cool be chill haha be yourself its summer XD
>>17311400
Canine method to meeting a foreign item:
1. Can I eat it?
2. Can I fuck it?
3. Can I tear it to shreds?
4. If not, piss on it and walk away.
I'm "it".
