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I'm a Forever Alone female, will likely invest a few shekles into the cat fund when ready. Any tips for making a life like mine as meaningful as possible despite no future prospect of being married or having a close circle of friends? I don't see myself ever having those things so I'm just trying to make the best of what I have.
>>17316559
>I'm a Forever Alone female
Are you fugly landwhale or an insufferable backstabbing unstable cunt?
Easy: Join a charity group. It gives your life meaning, makes you feel better about yourself, probably helps you meet cool new people too.
Get a decent job you don't hate, be self-sufficient.
Cat is fine too.
Go with the flow, good life is always something else for everyone. My ways that make me feel content and comfy would make some people suicidal depressed living the same way and vice versa.
How do I get my wife to have sex with me?
She has an anxiety disorder and refuses to have sex because she's worried that the noise will annoy the neighbors, which will lead to them calling the police.
move to the outback
I'm assuming you live an apartment?
Once you 'break her in' she (probably) won't have any issue fucking in the bedroom. Until then you might want to find a better place in the apartment to shag, one that isn't immediately beside where someone else might be sleeping.
>>17316535
>she's worried that the noise will annoy the neighbors
And you actually believe this?
Sorry pal, she just doesn't want to have sex with you.
How do i know if a gun is powerful enough to kill me? I know pretty much nothing about them, and I'm super poor, so I have no idea what's the cheapest one that'll definitely get the job done.
Pic is the cheapest one at a local place, I'm guessing it's not good enough
generally speaking anything larger than .22 are good enough to get the job done (though a .22 will kill you, just not quickly) your pic is a taurus which is a meme gun, don't buy it
If you want to kill yourself get a 12 gauge shotgun, they're usually quite cheap and when you use it to kill yourself there's no way you can fuck it up. Sometimes when people try to blow their brains out they accidentally jerk the gun at the last second and shoot their face off instead so they have to lie there in agonizing pain while they slowly bleed to death. That wont happen with a shotgun because it will literally cause your head to explode like a pumpkin, there will be nothing left. Be sure to do it in the woods or something though, that's one hell of a cleanup job.
>>17316537
Not OP here. I can't believe how fucking hard it is to commit suicide. Wtf.
>>17316542
eh not really, I work in EMS and I've seen quite a few suicide attempts. Most were half cocked cries for help where some girl downed a bottle of tylenol or something (which wont kill you, but it sure will fuck up your liver, so enjoy your liver failure in 5 years) but I have seen a few that were successful. Saw a woman who took a kitchen knife and sliced open her throat, the blood had spurted out to the other side of the room like a geyser. Then another time a guy had taken a fentanyl patch, which is a painkiller 100x stronger than morphine, and swallowed it. I'm sure he died painlessly. Then another time there was this guy who had used his belt to hang himself in his closet. He was a real little guy too, probably not even 5 feet and when I went into the room the door to the closet was shut so I opened it and BOO there he was, it was like one of those popout skeletons.
Sup /adv/
A female classmate asks me every now-and-then if I hate her or hold a grudge against her.
Me and her have never talked one on one except for parties where we danced together or shit like that, other than that we never talk over facebook, text messages on the phone or nothing like that.
I interpret this constant worry of hers as a sign of interest towards me, am I wrong or autistic?
She wants you to talk to her without actually saying it.
Sounds like high school.
Go talk to her outside of class or parties.
>>17316518
it sure does.
We're in college tho, I have a gf outside of college and she has a boyfriend , both of them are my classmates.
I find the whole thing awkward and don't know how to settle it, if shes just being nice, it would all be cool.
>>17316558
I would probably steer clear.
Sounds like she's trying to find someone to cheat on her bf with. The only time that went well for me was when the girl was on and off with her bf so much you couldn't tell when they were dating and when they weren't.
How do I find a motherly submissive GF>wife?
>>17316485
get over your oedipus complex
>>17316485
Motherly AND submissive?
I agree with >>17316493
try being an assertive little boy?
Any hope for a hopeless romantic?
>male
>20
>attractive
>lonely af
Only advances I get are from girls at parties, which seems like all the people my age want to do. Hooking up just makes me feel empty, my friends don't seem to agree with me and they're actually enjoying their young adult hood.
How do you know you are attractive? Just for calling yourself attractive you sound unattractive though you are being anonymous on the internet so I guess that's okay.
>>17316499
Well I'm going to sound like I'm sucking myself off but I have
>high cheek bones
>dimples
>defined jawline
>nice haircut/good taste in fashion
But like you said, it's anonymous, so I understand if you don't believe me.
>>17316511
No no I mean I do believe you, I just personally wouldn't like a person who thinks high of themselves irl, though you probably don't go around yelling I'm attractive and maybe it's just that me being low profile as fuck makes me want others to be the same, which is retarded. And you are on the internet so it's okay. I mean Idk I think I have a problem with over confident people.
Well it's great that you have those features and... I don't know any real advice for you sorry! I feel the same as you about the whole random hook ups thing.
tl;dr ignore my post, it doesn't contribute anything
Ask a guy who made a girl cum for the first time anything.
>>17316472
how do you feel about it?
>>17316475
Pretty good. Sex with my last relationship was extremely unsatisfying because she had been masturbating at an extremely young age, and could only cum with toys, but never wanted to use toys during sex.
Favorite anime?
My co-worker cheated on his wife/girlfriend should I tell her and possibly get a revenge lay?
>>17316462
Revenge lays are not a thing
When it comes to work I generally keep to a "don't shit where you eat" policy.
how did you find out?
If you found out in a way that would definitely point to you, you need to decide if the benefits of telling outweigh the cons of him finding out you told
if you found out by seeing them in a park or somewhere where anybody else could have seen them, tell the wife without a second thought.
What are some jobs that will accept my autism? I just got fired for saying faggot the other day
bump
Sorry this isn't the usual relationshit
Learn to reign in your impulses. Any job that lets you regularly spew offensive things isn't work sticking with in the long term because they're low wage.
Hey /adv/
At what point do you completely cut off all contact with a friend without a word?
Had this happen to me a lot, and getting real sick of it. They always say it's not my fault to my other friends, too. But I'm always left with this feeling of guilt.
What were you doing that bothered them? Were you two close?
There was this guy that was sort of my friend in school. When we finished school he used to tell me that the college he went to was harder than mine, which I found annoying and rude. Also he kept telling me I should get a job and lose my virginity to a prostitute. Also once I was hanging out with his stupid friends and one of them wanted to share a very alcoholic drink with me. I was okay with it but the guy that was supposed to be my friend came over, took the glass and dumped the content in the toilet. Then came back and told me "I won't let you get drunk" and his dumb friends were all like "well said". After that I stopped texting him. He sent me some texts like "how are you, why don't you reply? I hope you are okay" but I didn't reply to him because fuck him.
>>17316439
When I was around 20-21 all my high school friends stopped replying to me. I didn't understand why or what I did.
Most of it was for shitty reasons. One of my best friend's boyfriend didn't like me. He thought for some reason, that I was drunk or high all the time and was a bad influence. While I did do some underage drinking in high school, it stopped when I got older. Hurt that my best friend just listened to him and didn't even hear my side or how my life was going.
Another best friend just joined a sorority and I never heard from her again pretty much.
And just recently, my best friend who stuck it out with me all the way through this, we just moved further away from each other, work all the time, and just started to drift.
People like this, just shouldn't be considered good friends. Personally, I've been best friendless and nearly friendless for about 3 years. It's really hard to make friends with people mid-twenties. Going back and trying to talk to old friends is something I've failed to do. Personally, I'm still pretty hurt. Talking now would be weird. They've missed out on a huge chunk of my developing adulthood. I'm nothing like I was in high school, they've probably changed too.
What I'd suggest to you, which I didn't, is go out and try to make new friends.
I really hate when people try to bond with me.
I know it's natural to try and be friendly but all I can think is "ugh look at this fucking parasite trying to use me to stroke their ego and fulfill their emotional needs". I really have to control rolling my eyes when people smile. If someone makes a joke I'm almost offended. It's completely edgy and I'm not even a teenager anymore to kind of sort of explain why I think like this but I cannot help it, it irritates me so so much. So my question is, why do I think like this? What the fuck is wrong with me?
It just sounds like a lack of compassion/empathy
There's not a lot of connection in this hypothetical situation between your "emotional needs" and those of others
There's something you long for find it
>>17316438
You are weak now, and only just set foot on the path to social manipulation and achieving your dreams.
The next step should be controlling your emotions and negative impulsiveness, you will not be able to do this instantly.
Try recognizing patterns in these sort of thoughts, and when you do try not to act on them.
Instead try asking a question regarding the situation so you can pick up on what their actual goal or motivation is, if any.
Like this you will be able to learn things about people, sometimes without them knowing, and you can use this to manipulate them into becoming your personal emotional toybags.
Money does not motivate me, nor does living, nor does getting a GF or getting a better PC, or getting a nice paying job, so, yeah, absolutely literally nothing that can possibly materially exist in known existence can motivate me, since motivation itself does not exist in any material form.
Note: I take things too seriously and too literally and it has been a part of my brain since I was cout out of my mothers womb, I'm also dyslexic with dysfasia so it could make things worse.
Self preservation is also not a motivation since its absolute.
>>17316434
do I have to bump this?
Just forget about the concept of motivation and the idea that you need to be motivated to get something done. You don't. Motivation is great when it happens, but most of the time you simply need to just do the thing. More often than not, the results from you pushing yourself through something create motivation for you to acquire more results and it loops in an infinite repeating cycle where your hard work creates motivation and your motivation creates hard work.
Now I understand your problem is you don't have anything to strive for or have any goals. Just a little something I've noticed. Being succesful in life opens up a ton of doors and avenues to pursue other goals. Perhaps you don't have any goals or ambitions at the current time. Fine. But you might have something you really want to do at a later time, but you won't have the means to accomplish it. Being succesful, knowing lots of people, having money and wealth, being fit, having relationship experience, a car, blah blah blah, it's all good shit to have.
Figure out what you're good at right now. Mold that skill into something you can make money from and become succesful. Keep pushing through that slugging period of not wanting to do anything or having no ambition or motivation to do anything. Just do it because having that sort of financial safety net and life experience will enable you to do things in the future should you want to.
If living doesn't motivate you there isn't really much reason to try that hard. Die right now if you want.
For me I feel strongly about self preservation and I am happy to work hard if it means extending my life but most people just seem to prefer prioritize blowing wealth on useless shit instead of furthering science and technology and I know I'm going to die earlier than my potential because of these fuckers.
What was the SPAR like at your high school and college?
-A: Did well in high school, went to a prestigious private college on scholarship. Basically became a NEET afterwards because he couldn't function outside of structure.
-B: Mental breakdown in college due to social isolation. Came home. Went to a local college, got married, is now a housewife.
-D: Had a mental breakdown due to high pressure and now thinks that Illuminati reptilians did 9/11 and is on the no-fly list.
-E: Dropped all of his higher ambitions during college, married his high school girlfriend, got fat, and settled for a mediocre job in middle-management in the corporate world.
-F: Left high school to go right into community college because he couldn't take the toxic environment. Went on to be moderately successful.
-J: Became less neurotic without her mom breathing down her neck. Is now in med school.
-K: Dropped out of the smart-people track and got by on cunning and networking. Reconsidered this in college by switching majors, but then switched back to her stupid people degree in order to graduate on time. Is woefully unhappy with her high paying make-work job for well connected people because the work is unfulfilling. Has told everyone from her mom to me this. Made her own hell by underachieving.
-L: Finished college, but only after getting heavily into drugs and with multiple felonies for shoplifting on her record. Works in a menial job now.
-M: Actually doing very well. Lost a ton of weight in college and came out of his shell. Is now high functioning.
-N: Still in college. Dropped out once due to alcohol use to cope with pressure and social isolation. Might make it.
-R: Basically on permanent vacation working abroad in a shitty job in an area with a low cost of living. Checked out.
-W: Fairly successful, married his college girlfriend.
Only maybe 1/3 of the smartest people I can think of from those days are happy and successful. Is this true where you are?
>>17316433
>It's an "Anon defines intelligence so that he can conveniently push an angenda" thread
>>17316600
Where did I define intelligence?
>>17316765
Some of your characters' descriptions have nothing in common.
How can you make an objective statement when you have no clear independent variable. You say "smart" but you throw out words like successful, which can, both, mean completely other things for other people.
This thread is pointless the way it's presented.
Is it considered sexist by modern standards to want a woman to take your last name if you get married? Not trying to start a debate. Just interested in what the consensus might be.
I think the rule of thumb is that everything is sexist now.
It's subjective. If the name has a lot of history, a girl may not want to give it up.
I say obey the Rule of Cool: take the name that sounds the best.
>>17316412
It's stupid to force someone to do something they don't want to do - just be a decent human being, if your wife wants to take your last name let her do it, if she doesn't want to, don't force her to.
So, I'll be straight to the point here, anon;
I'm still with my parents, and still in the age where they dictate the rules of the house. Now, due to some recent troubles with his parents, Dad has grown stressed and remorseful, so it means he often doesn't do whay he promised doing.
Now, there's this thing that he set up that denies me both computer and wifi during week days(aka school days), but, according to the agreement; I'm able to use both during weekends.
Now Dad's stressed, and he's gone to his parent's house at a city two hours from here. He didn't "unlock" the wifi thingy from his "high-tech" router.
How do I break into the router, since it is password-protected?
I have no trouble using the internet on my computer, since I already changed my MAC adress to his iPhone's. I want to use the internet through the game console, but I recon I can't change a PS4's local MAC adress.
Any help on how I break into his router? I don't have a clue if nMap and nCrack will work for a router, so I'm asking you guys for help.
>>17316410
Tech requests go to /wsr
>>17316410
Just butter him up mate, sureley that's got to be easier? Send him a text like "Hi Dad, know you're having a tough time at the moment, hope you're ok, sorry for being a cunt, let me know if there's anything I can do". Wing it frrom there and you'll have the password in less than five minuites.
>>17316410
You're what, twelve years old? Your father is stressed out and worried about his parents, taking weekend trips there because of it, and your concern is your wifi access and his "promise"?
Yes, your needs are the most important thing in the world. Keep it up.
