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Hey /adv/. I'm having all kinds of dick problems right now and I feel horrible. Let me explain.
I'm a 19 year old virgin. Just before I went away to college I spent a night with a girl, we got drunk, she wanted to bang but I couldn't get it up. That was fine, I blamed it on the alcohol, ate her out, she was perfectly happy.
Now I'm at college and she's been talking about having sex when I get home, sending me nudes, etc. Great, I was able to jack off perfectly fine. The thought of being unable to perform again crossed my mind every now...
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Performance Anxiety
>>16453971
Without a doubt. But how can I get over it?
>>16453988
Ah, I personally would have sex with a different girl first.
What's the best way to get rid of dark circles under my eyes? I'm only 23 and I'm tired of the skin under my eyes looking like a grandfather's scrotum.
>>16453829
How do I get rid of my face my "boyfriend" doesn't like it all that much
>>16453845
Thanks for your sound advice!
>>16453829
You take two loaded pistols, put the each barrel against each eye, respectively, then pull both triggers.
My GF is soo upset at me right now, and refuses to communicate . To make a long story short, my Gf wenton my computer when I had left a tab open to a thread I made on 4chan. In this thread I talked about how the only reason I find sex with her so good is cause she has very small breasts , and a small body in general, which makes me feel like I am having sex with a little girl. Honestly, in the three years of our relationship, I have never seen her this upset. I don't exactly understand why she is so distressed. I feel bad, how do I fix this?
>>16453795
you don't. this is a game ender. move.
im not even joking
>>16453799
Moving seems extreme. I get seeming your ex in public is akward, but if we do break up, we could just be friends.
>>16453807
>people are still friends when they find out that their boyfriend is a pedophile
no Anon. you think she hasnt already told people? her friends? your friends? trying to find out if it was just a weird thing to say or if you show patterns of pedophilia?
I'm 25, virgin, successful and lonely. I seem to be slowly losing all my friends. AMA, troll me, or just talk idc
>>16453784
Hire a whore, fuck a fatty/uggo, or shut the fuck up.
Now fuck off.
>>16453866
I'm better than that. Would rather die than stoop to that level.
>>16453877
You ain't exactly a catch either if you're a virgin at 25. Shut the fuck up.
I need your actual help on this so don't fuck with me on this. I need advice.
The Situation:
I am a "Senior" in highschool and I am actually in love with a girl for once in my life, my attraction has literally never been this hard. The thing is, I have no idea how to even start talking to her.
At the beginning of the semester, I joined my schools cross country team, and she was there also (this was before any feelings developed). I didn't talk to her at all and just talked to my friends. As the season started to end, my feelings started...
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>>16453696
>throw a party for cross country people only
>dont need to invite EVERYONE but invite all the people you were friends with + a few more you thought were cool
>obviously, invite this girl as well
>just go up to her and be like
>"hey femanon, were doing a cross country party at my place next weekend"
for bonus points, ask her FIRST before...
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>>16453725
Great advice, but I can't throw a party at home..
>>16453782
How about don't waste your time? You're in high shool. And you're probably both end up going different directions in the next 3 years anyways
Will any amount of apologizing remedy you having sex with a family memeber when they were drunk out of their mind? Also, if you get this feeling they know it happened ( them having suicidal thoughts etc) and they never brought it up, is there a point to bringing it up again?
You mean you're asking us how to make yourself feel better about raping AND incest?
>>16453662
I feel it wasnt rape. In my mind if a younger siblibg innaapropriately touches and older sibling. Also, isn't life all about forgiveness? I am truly sorry for what ai did.
>>16453670
You feeling sorry doesn't mean shit, shouldn't have raped your sibling. Now you have to live with a knowledge what a filthy, unworthy human being you are.
What can I do with a Linguistics major?
>>16453638
Sweep floors
Teach English in Thailand.
>>16453638
suck dicks
Where's the best place to meet traditional girls?
I'm 20 and I go to a fairly large community college in the suburbs of Chicago. I've been going to this college for the last two years and I've only found one or two girls that are religious, wear fairly feminine clothes like skirts without being slutty, and care about their family.
If I found two it's clear these types of girls exist, but where should I be looking specifically? Anytime I go to church it's filled with old people. On top of that, most of the girls at my school are fairly...
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Churches with youth groups. Protestants and orthodox Christians tend to do those.
>>16453566
this, but a lot of the mainstream christianity is lacking this and its hard to find.
if you REALLY wanna get a pure chick you gotta convert to mormonism or something.
i invited a mormon to come teach me about jesus christ this week, hope hes a qt.
>>16453592
>>16453566
Im Catholic so
1. My church doesn't have anything like this
2. Most of the girls at my church are fairly slutty
What about with class? I've been told to stray away from social science and art classes because that's where all the crazies go.
The only two cuties I've found were in my two years of college were in biology classes. Any recommendations on classes to take?
Hey /adv/ long story short a "friend" of mine shared that he had recently called someone a racial slur that is the same race as me. He admitted to doing it in a derogatory manner, and at first was not aware "what the big deal was". After sitting him down and having a civil conversation (I didnt attack him, and even told him if it was boring or felt like I was lecturing he could leave) about what the significance of his actions were he basically ended up saying that he was sorry it offended me, but he wasent sorry that he said it. I'm not one to try to...
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Get him out of your life ASAP.
He thinks you're "one of the good ones".
>>16453559
This resonates with me pretty strong anon, I feel like you are hitting the nail right on the head.
>>16453559
Real life though, if he lives in the same dorm, him and OP are in each other's lives whether they like it or not.
OP, I think the way to play this is to be civil, but not friendly. You don't have to pretend to be his buddy, but don't overplay this, don't go around trying to rally everyone against him. Even though what he said was fucked-up, and his refusal to acknowledge it even more so, it'll just make it look like you can't take a joke. You might be able to fuck him over...
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>finally meet a girl who's interested in me
>tfw dick too big to fit in her pussy
JDIMSA
we're having sex again tomorrow night. It barely goes in past the tip.
What do to get it all in and in a way that's good for her too?
>inb4 pic of your cock
[spoiler]dick is just a tad above average in length and girth, she's just small[/spoiler]
>>16453514
>HURRRRR GUYS MY DICK IS TOO BIG LOL WHAT DO I L DO HURRRRRRRRRR
The humble brag is out of control. Fuck off.
>>16453528
Shut the fuck up faggot! I finally get a girl but can't even feel the inside of her pussy on my dick, so I come to this board for advice and get shit on??
Fuck you!
>>16453536
Drink some bleach, douche. That'll make your dick smaller you insufferable chucklefuck.
im drunk...took 80 grams of ambien...and I gonna die? I really wamt to..if feels goo,d
>>16453504
Adios OP. See you in the next existence.
i assume you mean 80 mg cause 80 grams is a death sentence for ambien
I'm going to inherit a house worth about $100k from my grandma when she dies and I'm a schizophrenic NEET.
What do with the house
pic unrelated
Do you have any pictures of it? Are you living there now? Does it need work? How many bed and baths is it?
Do something with your life and try treat yourself.
>>16453452
Well do you get SSI for being schizo or something? Obviously if you don't have the income to keep the house up, you'll need to sell it right away before it bankrupts you. When you sell it you should invest it so you have some more income for the rest of your life. If you can afford to keep the house keeping in mind all the monthly expenses of house insurance, utilities, yearly taxes and repairs then I suppose you can live in it if you want. But if you're mentally ill it is likely best to liquidate...
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Do people really have threesomes, and how do they get started?
>>16453414
I've had two.
Communication.
>>16453414
I had one once when I was 19.
You really just gotta let the girls do there thing and move in on them.
Of course they both have to be crushing on you as well. Also it doesn't hurt if they are horny as fuck.
>>16453414
I've had several... but now that i look back i dont think a single one of them were while I Was in a relationship, usually with other couples.
what kind of threesome are you looking to have, and are you single or what?
I took a bunch of graduate courses as an undergraduate and my grades sucked in them. My grades also sucked when I studied abroad.
Also my major grades in general are bad but everything not in my major is like an A+.
On a resume, can I leave out graduate courses when calculating GPA, since they are way harder than any undergraduate courses, and can I leave out Study Abroad courses as well, since none are relevant to my major and were just taken for fun while traveling?
GPA with Everything is like 3.0
GPA with no study abroad + only undergraduate courses is like 3.75.
>>16453341
Were they courses that counted towards your undergraduate degree? If so, no.
>>16453375
They were in the department, but ultimately I would still get the undergraduate degree without having taken them (i.e. I didn't pass one so it can't count towards the degree but still lowers the overall GPA a lot, and the other 2 are supplementary to my degree in the same way that a high school course is 'supplementary' (not necessary) for my degree).
I study math by the way. I took ridiculously hard math courses right out of freshman year feeling confident as fuck and got my ass handed...
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>>16453375
I'll even write "UG GPA " instead of just "GPA" and I'll include my study abroad university separately so there can be no confusion. If anyone asked for a transcript, I would have to explain to them that certain things were not helpful at all to my degree and were not even undergraduate courses, so I chose not to include them, and likewise my study abroad experience, although it's on the transcript, was not related to my gpa in any way at all, so it was also removed. These are the...
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My girlfriend is a great cook and works as a chef.
The other day i snooped through her phone and found she had been sending pictures to this guy of herself naked. I was pissed off but said nothing when she came home to cook that night.
How should i go about this? i wan't to tell her i know, but i don't know if i can leave her i really love her. why are girls such bitches?
guide me
>shes a great cook and works as a chef
Well then this is obviously /ck/ related...
>>16453225
If you have any balls left you should kick her out immediately or let her fuck her new lover in front of you.
>>16453226
You guys cook too, you guys are better to ask than any, you know how a cook would react to being told they've been found sharing nude pics.
