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I came and it freaked my girlfriend out and she literally left and went to her house
i dont know what to do
>>16449006
what? going to need more details than that anon.
This doesn't make any sense. Is she 13? Does she not know what cum is?
>>16449006
Uh... Was she never taught about sex-ed? Where did you shoot it?
Hey /adv/
I just got out of a long relationship with a girl I really loved, and to make a long story short we just grew apart.
Anyway, about a week after we broke up I sent out an e-mail with my phone # to a girl I had a class with who was really friendly and seemed interested in me, but I couldn't pursue her because I'm not a cheating sack of shit.
It's been about a week since I sent it and she just texted me saying she's been really busy. We talked for a bit and I asked her if she's seeing anyone, she said she really doesn't have time to see anyone because of school and work. I gave her a compliment and asked her if she wasn't too busy for one date, and she said she could get lunch one day next week.
I'm nervous about it because she's miles out of my league (kind of looks like pic related) fit and hot for days. I'm a fat son of a bitch (250) and I'm out of shape.
I don't want to blow it, I think I like this girl.
Tell her you're tired of being a lazy fat fuck and want to know if she will help you get into shape.
>>16448984
>>16448984
You just got out of a relationship. Why don't you spend sometime on yourself before chasing tail?
>>16449008
even if I did want that it seems desperate to say on a first date
>>16449014
I know it hasn't been very long, but I honestly feel ready to put myself back out there
I'm 22 and only had sex with 1 girl in my entire life.
It seems like the average partner count for guys my age is like 10+ and there's no way I'm ever going to catch up to that. Even if I turned my life around I'd be so far behind the curve, I'd just be a loser forever. I feel so emasculated and beta. I'm probably going to end up married to a girl who's had 5-10x many times as partners as I did, and I don't know how to deal with that.
I feel like killing myself over this, and I'm being serious. I hate living a life as loser and...fuck guys. It hurts. It hurts so bad.
>>16448957
If this is your biggest problem, then the world doesn't need a waste of space like you
>>16448957
this is seriously the worst thing that has happened to you
jesus christ humanity is doomed
>>16448963
It's not my biggest problem, but it's a massive knife in the gut.
How do you deal with the millenial ennui?
How do you just accept that the previous generation was a freak accident and unlike them, we'll just be peasant serfs with no dreams for a say in our futures, just like all the other spans of humanity were before?
mass murder
>>16448876
I'm keeping plans for suicide on the backburner, but I'm kind of hoping I can hold out until my mom dies first.
I don't dream about violence, really. I keep fantasising about the massive societal collapse that I know won't happen. That sooths me sometimes, though I try not to get carried away by it.
Alcoholism, if you can afford it.
I want to move in with my boyfriend next summer, but if I do my parents will probably take away everything they are helping pay for and do everything they can to make life harder for me (for example: say I stole the car they gave me - which I have been threatened with once before).
How can I possibly convince them into not hating me? Guilt my parents (who did the same thing at my age)? Save up a lot of money in the next six months and hope for the best?
I am stressing out because this is the plan I want to go forward with. I get along living with my bf, I won't pay rent, I still get to go to school, I keep my cat...
otherwise I will have to get rid of my pet and pay about $500+ a month to live with strangers.
For reference I will be 20 when I move in.
You can't talk hateful people into not hating.
Yes, start saving up money.
>>16448819
>Save up a lot of money in the next six months and hope for the best?
lots of $$ is always a good idea
giving up on your crappy parents is another good idea but them saying you "stole" the car can be a problem - do you pay insurance on the car ? so you have a policy with your name on it ? the police will wonder why your parents are claiming theft if you have these papers
do you have receipts for maintenance work on car ? get some, see above
good luck
>>16448834
Unlike a pet, "who maintains the thing" is not the question of ownership with a vehicle. The name on the title is where that question starts and ends.
hello. i really could use some advice from you folks. who's possibly this baby's mother? a or b?
i appreciate any serious replies.
sorry, this is the right pic
>negroid features
Could be any one of them.
DNA test
I'm guessing A
Fuck buddy left my house 4 hours ago and already texted me "I miss you"
Is she getting emotionally attached?
Pretty much.
>>16448792
pics or it didnt happen
The only reason you're even asking this is because your dick is telling you to ignore your actual brain.
I have doubts about the relationship.
How do you know if you should break up?
You either continue to doubt until everything about your partner start to annoy you and you can't stand it any longer...
or you stop doubting.
In either case, you stop doubting and do what's right.
>>16448789
Q
>How do you know if you should break up?
A
> have doubts about the relationship
there you go, champ. It means the relationship's already over.
>>16448789
As someone who just went through a very painful breakup, I hate to tell you, but when your doubts are serious enough to make you consider breaking up, it's probably already over.
Can you express better what your doubts are?
So about a month ago I broke up with my girlfriend. I thought I didnt want a serious relationship and I felt like I was losing my friends due to me being in such a serious situation. I was so wrong. Now I regret my decision entirely, as my girl who I loved was also my best friend.
About a week after we broke up I kissed some girl at a club, I barely remember it, but I think my ex found out via her friends who may have saw it.
I have no interest in that girl, I still speak to my ex and we spoke about getting back together next year. We spent some time together however things just dont seem the same, she is obviously angry at me and needs time. I have apologised over and over. I really do love her. She says she still loves me but she is very distant with me and I see she has been speaking to other guys. We still spoke about getting back together next year, however she is worried things might never be the same. She is scared that I might hurt her again, that I might end things out of the blue. Which I know I would never do now that I realise what I have. She is mad at me and snaps at me every now and then, which she never used to. We still go for coffee every now and then, but things just dont seem the same and I dont know how to fix things.
After our exams I will not see her for 3 months. I feel like giving her a letter or something before the holiday starts, somehow apologising again. I just dont know how to play things right now, do I still spend time with her? Even though we arent showing any affection to each other, as she doesnt want things just to go back to normal. She keeps on saying its unfair and gets angry whenever I try hold her hand.
She has not spoken to me about the girl that I kissed when I was drunk, but I have a feeling she knows.
I just really dont know what to do. Ive cried myself to sleep for the past 2 weeks. She knows how I feel. How do i fix my fuckup?
I sent her this
"truth is I cant even sleep, I feel sick to my stomach knowing that I have hurt you. I just don't want to give up on us so easily. I dont want to lose my best friend nor do I want to give up on the person that I love. I know this is going to take time, just take as much time as you need. I will always be here and I am willing to wait as long as it takes. I am willing to change if need be and who knows things may be the same or better one day. Goodluck with your exams froo, hope you managed to get some more sleep than i did. Love you"
She replied with this
"gord while i couldn't sleep last night i thought a lot and then i got your message...i also don't want to give up easily or lose my best friend i really do just need some time to get over this bump and fix myself properly instead of just crying and eating. like i said i can't give you a set time that i can try again because i don't know how long i will take but i do know i don't want to lose you... you are way too special to lose gord. just give me some time okay? i do still love you so much however i am just sad and hurting right now"
Sometimes she seems like she wants things to workout and sometimes it feels like she doesnt. She either will send a long message like that in the middle of the night, or just one word replies to everything i say to her. Shows no affection when I see her and gets angry at me when I do. I just dont know what to do. How do I fix this?
Females of /adv/.
What would it take to get you to forgive a man who cheated? Assuming this cheater actually did something like go on holiday with his mistress.
I've been cheated on once and I forgave him pretty quickly. It's just who he is. I don't think he did it out of cruelty. I honestly think he doesn't know how to behave better than that.
I'll still never speak to him again. I forgave him but that doesn't mean I'd ever be stupid enough to be with him anymore.
>>16448725
You're fucked, man. Just cut your losses and find a new woman.
>>16448725
>What would it take to get you to forgive a man who cheated?
You're going to get a lot of varied answers.
For me, if it was a one-time thing and he never saw that person again, I wouldn't hold it against him. But I could no longer be with him. If he actually had a mistress and spent a lot of time/money on her, to where they were at the point where there's emotional investment, I'd be gone in a heartbeat. Because that means he deliberately went behind my back, kept these secrets, and invested in another person.
I'm in college, this is my first year. I'm turning 21 soon and by the time that I'm done I'm gonna be 25. Twenty-fucking-five.
I know I chose the right major and all, there's no question about that. It's just that I find it hard to motivate myself to read all these books when getting my dream job seems like such a distant goal. After 3 years studying must become interesting cause my master's studies are going to be more specific and focused on my actual interests.
I don't enjoy studying. The student life sucks. I just want to be over with this, get a nine-to-five job where I can actually get something useful done, get payed for it and start saving for my own apartment. I also wanna be mature already and going to school just makes me feel like a kid.
I know that this is a phase I can't possibly skip, but how the f* am I going to deal with this for 5 fucking years? Feels like forever. I feel like I can't start living my life until these "preparations" are done. Being a poor student sucks so much.
>>16448716
I hate you because I'm 29 and wish I was still in university
>>16448716
Grit your teeth, stop complaining and just do it. You're not the only one who had to go through all that.
Alternately, you could simply drop out. You know, if you don't have the balls...
>>16448716
i feel ya man, after highschool i started applying for colleges and i was like 'this is it? i spent four years hating myself and strugglign to learn things ill never use just so that i can go spend money to learn most of the same things again and then a lot of stuff ill never use, just to get a degree that says i should earn more money but maybe wont?"
i decided to quit that race then and there. i didnt want to take calculus. i didnt want to take trig. i didnt want to spend another 4 years writing essays.
i quit, went to film school, and now manage an office for a psychic.
if your sure about what your dream job is and are definitely going to need a degree to get it, stick with it, but yeha it feels like life is always just too far away from actually starting.
>Had a huge crush on a girl I met from tinder.
>we hung out 3 times on what seemed like dates (cutesy stuff like apple picking followed by out for dinner, not just 'chilling').
>she texted me every day all the time.
>she suddenly started talking less, I figured she was talking to someone else now.
>told me about 3 weeks ago she has a bf now, someone she liked a lot in highschool. I was crushed.
>though it might be an aspie thing to do, I told her I had feelings for her because i wanted to get it off my chest and it was bothering me, she said she had no idea I liked her and she's sorry.
>i stopped talking to her for awhile.
>I'm finally about over her, she hits me up saying she misses me and wants me to 'be her friend again'.
>asks what I'm doing tomorrow, I'm free but said I'm busy because I don't want feelings to come back if I see her, she said damn because she's off.
>she asks when am I off next, I told her Friday, she says she is too and let's hang out then, I reluctantly said okay.
I miss her a lot and do want to see her again, but I don't want to be that guy who's stuck in the friend zone getting keked. At the same time, I don't want to be that beta douche who can't simply be friends with a girl unless sex is involved. I'm not sure if I can be just friends with her though. What should I do? And why would she be so adamant about seeing me again on her off days when she has a bf now she could be hanging out with?
She wants a friend.
It's nothing more.
You have guy friends you're not into, right?
If she still has a bf and you still got feelings or think they may come back, just don't bother
>>16448743
She has a bunch of friends though, why me?
My boyfriend lost his boner mid sex
I don't know why, but in the middle of me riding him he had to stop me and tell me he lost it. I don't know why, I thought it was going good. He had to pull out and stroke himself until he was hard again before he tried to stick it back in me, but it really killed the mood and he had to finish himself with a hand job
Was it me? I'm not terribly ugly, my tits are decent and I'm not at all fat. However, today and yesterday I've been bloated. Afterwards we were joking and he said my ass was weird but he's never made a big deal about it.
Any idea what would cause this?
Someone suggested that maybe he lost interest so I'd appreciate some tips on how to keep him aroused in the middle of it.
Maybe your pussy isn't tight enough.
>>16448694
this happens to me quite a bit, and my partner always acts like its a much bigger deal than it is. but if osmething happens and woman just doesnt want to have sex anymore, its considered no big dela.
what was the weather like? for me this issue usually happens when its REALLY hot. all that humping gets me dizzy and dehydrated and the heat sinks in and i get tired cuz its hot as balls, and my balls are even hotter, and then my penis just shuts the fuck down. can get it hard but as soon as were humping its going to go soft again.
Don't feel bad, OP. My ex had a smoking body, but I would randomly lose my boner from time to time. It might have to do with the position; when she was riding me, there was not as much sensation for me as one would think.
What's a job where I can be an asshole?
I enjoy being hated for some reason. Though I'd prefer dynamic assholery. Not just simple being a dick.
Comedian is all I can think of.
Chef
Cop.
A repossession agent take people s stuff on christmas
Best way to troll feminists?
tell them you're ugly and you're stupid
Tell them you don't care, or otherwise, just ignore them.
Find a cute white girl and have half a dozen kids.
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