Just tell her you want to break up. If you draw it out you'll just make it worse for both of you. It's like ripping off a bandaid.

>>16451072

It ain't that easy senpai ;_;

>>16451070
Sleep with her mother

>>16451052
wouldn't that thing do some damage if you got hard while wearing it?

>>16451052
Let me fuck your wife OP and you can go full C U C K status. You should post a pic of her.

>>16451052
Or GF. Whatever.

Any legitimate form of transportation that is street legal. Or legal enough to register the weight limit to get the cashier alerted

They would probably serve you, but your weight probably won't register on the sensor that alerts the staff

>>16450934
they will not serve you, at least at a corporate location, maybe if we're talking about a franchise mcdonalds in a small town (in which case they probably aren't open 24 hours) but it's a huge legal issue so they'll tell you no

the problem being that its dark out and if someone were to hit you mcdonalds would get sued

>>16450900
did she say anything after?

>>16450913

Nope. I said something to the effect of "hey I didnt think it would take so long for us to meet up, maybe we can hang out later this week." Never got a response

>>16450900

I'm a dude and I think people like you are a total pain in the ass and blow shit way out of proportion. It was a date, not business. Take that stick out of your ass.

Welding

>>16450834
okay.. can you describe what is required for welding? lifting excess of 50lbs? math?

>>16450853
A steady hand and an ability to follow the rules.

so?

Just like with a dog. Change what she eats and take her out for walks.

Start watching a lot of porn. Start slowly, but then get crazy with it. Watch it in front of her. Watch porn before you have sex with her. Tell her she can't arouse you, so you need other women to turn you on. Watch really skinny chicks. She'll probably want to lose wait then.

Or, you could ask if she wanted to go to the gym with you.

>>16450742
Stopped at divorce. Don't get caught into this relationship, OP.

>>16450742
Hey yo send me a nude. Camera lower, you know the deal. You know how we roll in Cluj-Napoca

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>>16450747
But I'm lonely as hell and she's a fun person despite the lack of intimacy.

>>16450749
smhfam google them

Dat she jelly

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>>16450702
I'm a big pussy!

>>16450708
Wat?
Fucking amazing picture though

Chances are he likes you.
You should try to refrain from accepting invitations to go out places with him, unless you want him or want to break his heart

>>16450733
How can I reject those invitations, just fake busy/sick? If I make up a significant other and talk about them suddenly, is that a really obvious way of showing disinterest?

>>16450779
"No thanks, I don't want to"

Any other answer is you leading him on.

Don't be so greedy. You know what you got in return for each of those days? All of the positive feelings you enjoyed, all of the pleasant experiences and fond memories. You got paid for your time day by day. It wasn't a waste.

You can't expect forever in exchange for some passing days on a calendar.

>>16450681
Yeah, youre right. Thanks. I know im being mopey. It just feels sometimes like those were false feelings. But i know they werent.

>>16450668
It is normal, a feeling that she used you. And all the love you gave went to waste. Noticing the things you won, and learn from the bad things is a skill. Try it. And with time you will be more positive about it.

I was you. Beta and alpha males is actually a lie there's no such thing. You're in a coma and you need to wake up we love you. Suicide won't even set you free from what is enslaving you. It's time to find Christ my friend.

Survival of the fittest.

>>16450561
I'm kind of in a similar situation OP, although I did fail math and I am an engineering major.
I know that I can do better it's just I'm so damn lazy to get to study and stuff and its bothering me. But suicide isn't the answer, what you need is to take a step back and strategize.

>Study harder next time

>>16450568
There won't be a next time. I don't think I'll be given the opportunity.

im in the same boat except im 19, i just made a thread about it too. I firmly believe college isn't for everyone and it probably isnt for me or you.

I am sturggling to find jobs and actually the girl i like doesnt like me back. I am fucking depressed because i simply feel that i cant be a fully functioning in adult in todays society and should just die now.

>>16450544
sounds like she is shy and maybe has body image issues. wants you to do all the moves because she feels clumsy and ugly when forced to do them, doesn't like to be licked (allegedly because it makes you seem less dominant?) more likely she isn't into it because she doesn't like the look/smell/ etc of her vagina

>>16450548
I'm really not sure it's a body image thing as her body is litterally 10/10 as far as I'm concerned, it's not like she is overweight etc

bampu

Pussy ranges from tasting like nothing to tasting like a sour, stinking deathmaw.

Pray you get the former.

>>16450497
A clean vagina tastes really good. I've heard people describe it as metallic but it's also sort of sweet. Definitely musky, tastes like a body part but so does kissing. An unclean vagina isn't as nice. I hope you're lucky.

>>16450497

While you're still in the touching kissing phase, once her pants are loosened up, slide your hand down and run your fingers over her vag and into it for a second.

Bring your hand back out, go back to playing with her tits. You're going to hold one of them or pull the bra aside a bit if its still on, and then lick or kiss her breasts.

This is to distract her, what you're really doing is smelling your still-wet fingers.

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>>16450458
Maybe try working various entry level jobs until you find out more about yourself. Then use the Occupational Outlook Handbook to browse for something that fits the criteria you've gained through life experience.

You need to realise that a 'career' is less and less of a thing. People jump around all over the place with their jobs nowadays, it's becoming more and more uncommon for people to stick to one job or company for their whole lives. What they do is do a job they like for a while, then move on to another, usually related, job, and then repeat the process.

>>16450458

Try brainstorming some lists. "Things I am above average at" "things I am not good at/don't enjoy" and see if that leads you anywhere.

Volunteering can help too. I volunteered for years in college and it really helped me direct my interests and find out that I actually hate certain things I thought I'd enjoy.