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Hello everyone i need some input as my mind is self destructing.
So...
The girl im going to marry tells me that im the best she has ever had in every catagory, i strive to be the best i can. yesterday we were on the topic of dick size and i apparently rank 3rd that she has ever had, ok third place isnt bad i guess, she even stated that im the best lover she ever had.
today i found out that her last ex was #1, he had some weird sexual quirks which made it easy for me to surpass him in the entire sex category but heres what destroyed my self esteem; he was 10'' and last i measured im 7'' and 5'' girth. she tells me she loves mine the way i am and that its perfect and she even cracked a joke about "maybe hes the reason im so loose" not knowing that this was a sensitive subject. all in all this guy is a piece of shit from what shes told me and only had this going for him. so my questions to femanons;
Is this an issue? downgrading in size like this? please be brutally honest.
anons;
im going to begin jelqing because this is killing me. who all has done this? what were the gains? what was the timeframe/your routine?
and yes, OP is a faggot, kill self, i get it. i dont really know who else to ask and 4chan has always pulled through when it counts
pic unrelated
>>16510789
>dick envy
>mature enough to get married
I'm sorry OP but you can only pick one
>>16510789
>being in top 5 percentile penis size
>jelqing
>4chan has always pulled through when it counts
hahahahahhaha weak
>>16510801
not envy so much as it is an insecurity and a feeling of not being good enough. if it was from years upon years ago that it was a no more than a story then it would be bearable but it was the last pilot that sat in this seat and still has his ass grooves in it
My anxiety with women is too much to face. Am I going to be a virgin forever?
>>16510768
Fuck guys, or girls that look like men
>>16510768
>My anxiety with women is too much to face
Interact with women more (in any context, especially professional), you will become less anxious with experience.
>Am I going to be a virgin forever
Only if you keep worrying about something so stupid.
>>16510768
Yes
>watch shark tale with brother
>mom's cell rings, it's my aunt, she's crying
>mom starts crying, it's my cousin who's been in a car crash
>apparently he was trapped in the car, it started burning and he couldn't get out
>he was conscious during the entire thing and didn't get rescued until the fire was put out
>condition critical, 3rd degree burns on 40% of his body, multiple serious fractures and he may not make it
>grew up with him, love him to death, he's my family, my cousin
>not really coping well with this...
>celebrating my birthday tomorrow, not really feeling like it...
I suck at coping with family tragedies, because it really messes me up... What should I do? Any advice?
I'm sorry. I'm not really good at it either but you deserve a bump
>>16510930
Thank you, kind anon.
>>16510767
Talk about it with your family and any of your closest friends. Find things to occupy your time and FORCE yourself to do them. If you smoke pot, do that, it'll help immensely.
I got rejected by a friend I was into, so I started going to bars to meet other girls. Problem is I don't even want to talk to other girls because I'm not over the friend yet. What do
>>16510735
>Problem is I don't even want to talk to other girls because I'm not over the friend yet.
So don't until you are. This does not seem complicated. You'll never get anywhere while you're still hung up on her.
It's been a month shouldnt I be over her by now?
>>16510913
I don't fucking know, it's your life. Go do something else to distract yourself from moping.
Hey /adv/, i know you guys usually have relationship threads but i have a different question for you today.
Im 19 and have gotten into lockpicking pretty big. Bought a lockpick set off amazon and practiced on cheap padlocks and the door to my house, and have gotten ok at it
My question is why shouldnt i steal shit? The area a mile away from me is full of normal families where the kids are out at school all day and the parents are at work. Nearly all of them have electronic stuff thats easy to sell.
Also any tips for those who dont want to give me a moral lecture. Already feel bad thinking of the idea of stealing a kids favourite game, but im pretty sure he could buy another copy.
>>16510680
because when the cops finally do catch up with you, and they will unless you get shot by some homeowner, you're going to be in for a nice long prison term somewhere and a felony conviction that will hang around with you for the rest of your life
>>16510697
Im from england sweetie, our cops dont carry guns and our home owners dont have guns. Plus prison sentances over here and pretty leaniant.
Thanks for your post though, is perfect for those who are doing this in america
>>16510707
TIL no one in england fights back
Is it reasonable for an older sister to yell at you for this?
>Be in a twitch chat.
>Find a girl who is 13 that you talk to over the course of a month. She seems pretty chill, you like her.
>One day you start saying sexual stuff to her, and at first she laughs at it but when she realizes you are serious she says it makes her feel uncomfortable
What gives??
>>16510581
How old are you?
>>16510583
Around close to 18 and my sister is 21
>>16510592
That's pretty gross then, dude. Hit on girls your own age.
2 weeks ago I realized out of the blue I've fallen in love with my best female friend who I've known for over a year now.
Fuck this, what do I do now?
Anon, I had the same situation happen to me with a best female friend who I've known for 6-7 years.
Do you think your friendship can handle it if you tell her and she's not interested? If so, that makes it easy. Just talk to her. Remember she's your best friend and doesn't want to hurt you at all.
What you really have to ask yourself is if you're willing to never tell her how you feel. By doing so you're not gambling the friendship, but you'll have to handle these feelings of love you have every time you see her.
I personally told my best friend and it turned out well. We're not dating because of distance (I'm in uni, she's in our hometown), but we've been on a date and are more intimate with each other now. Best of luck anon!
Fucking tell her the truth
>>16510558
If you're both mature enough to handle it then explain the situation to her. Either she's open to the possibility of a relationship, or she likes you but is just nor romantically into you, in which case you will, believe it or not, have a much easier and less stressful time if you know for sure it was never an option.
Okay /adv/ here's the quick version. I judged a family member for doing something that pissed me off about two years back but never got to say anything because I'm not good with that kind of thing.They all make me feel like shit for judging them and they might disown me. What fuck do?
Need to know specifics in this context friend.
>>16510462
You're going to have to get more specific OP, what did they do, will your Entire family disown you, why the fuck do you give a shit about people that disregard your feelings and can't anticipate something that will bother you for years without you having to spell it out for them, etc...
>>16510497
>>16510497
I normally don't give a shit when people disregard their feelings, but these are more than people to me, they're family. So they pretty much laughed this picture that I despise and I finally got my shit together enough to say "Why would you laugh at that" and they got all pissed about it.
I told my girlfriend that I like rough and she said she does too. I assumed we had the same idea of what that is...apparently not. I started choking her , and I kept choking her even when she was trying to slap me and had a hard time breathing , and her struggling is what gets me off. Afterwards she SLAPPED me and was very upset. Do I have a "weird " version of rough sex or is she being very overreactive?
you should've talked to her about exactly what rough meant before you started. she should've done the same.
>>16510464
That's true I lost my last GF because of this. I punch her during sex and she got very upset. So it's a communication isssue?
>>16510464
This guy has it right. Rough didn't mean you have free reign to fuck their shit up during sex. Need to communicate shit first or else you could easily, very easily, end up a sex-offender.
Hello /adv/, I'll get straight to the point. I've been dating this girl for a while and I've fallen hard in love for her. She's an extremley beautiful curvy girl but recently she has started to gain some weight. I still find her attractive and it's not something I would break up with her over but I don't want this trend to continue. I want her to be healthy and in shape for her sake as well as mine. She is very insecure about herself so it's not a subject I can bring up easily if at all. What are some ways I can try and reverse this trend? Should I offer to go to the gym with her or try to explain to her calories in/calories out?
I know our relationship would be better if she had confidence in herself so I think that this would help.
>>16510315
Fuck her way more regularly, make her do more of the work so she'll burn more calories
Lonely bump
What do you think is the reason for her weight gain?
If a guy, around 17 wants to have a relationship with a 12 yr old girl, is there any way to make it work?
>>16510180
No, and the guy will end up in jail.
>>16510184
But he's 17, he's not an adult how can he get in trouble?
>>16510184
Rightfully so, one should add
Also, kill yourself OP
I am extremely depressed. Everything about my life just doesn't go right. My face is fucking ugly, I look like a disgusting freak, I have acne, shitty pale skin, red hair, yellow teeth, a weak jaw. I'm just plain unfuckable. I'm 21 years old and I've never had a girlfriend. I was bullied all throughout high school by almost everyone, so I don't really have many friends. I'm dumb as shit, simple math goes right over my fucking head, so I will never be able compensate for my lack of looks with money. I have no talents or anything I'm really good at. I'm even shit at the video games that I play all fucking day. I've been playing counterstrike for 8 years and I still get called out for my shitty playing almost every game. I still live with my parents because the only jobs I can get are shitty retail minimum wage jobs. Knowing these things used to just make me cry in my room, sleep all day, or just sit around basking in my self-pity on /r9k/, but now it's getting to the point where I'm getting so frustrated and angry about how useless I am that I'm taking my rage out on all of the shit in my bedroom. I had a fit the other day and smashed one of my computer monitors and slammed my expensive computer on the floor, damaging all of the internals. I punched about 10 holes in my wall before I went to sleep last night and now my fists are covered in scabs. Now I seriously regret destroying the only things that got me through the day and I know I need help but I don't know how to get it. Someone recommended that I try exercising but I don't even see the point of taking care of myself when nobody will even give two fucks anyways, I'll still be ugly and insecure. I don't really have much money or health insurance so I can't see a doctor. How can I get happy? How can I be feel less hopeless all of the fucking time? I'm pretty much crying as I type this. I don't even want to live like this anymore, it feels horrible and I don't know what to do.
>>16510139
and by I don't have many friends I don't have any at all.
>>16510139
Jesus OP... I mean. That's not...fun.
First off, your reason for not exercising is an excuse. If you're feeling THIS desperate, it certainly can't hurt. As far as everything else, you're probably caught in a shitty cycle.
You feel bad about yourself, you're angry/depressed, people don't want to be around that, so you don't have any friends, and you're back to feeling bad about yourself.
I know you have a shitty retail job, but that's where I've met some of my best friends. Also if you want to post a pic, I'd be happy to tell you of any stupid little aesthetic improvements I can think of.
>>16510193
tsk tsk OP, have you abandoned your own thread?
26yo. Never kissed or had a gf.
How can i make the thoughts about how i wasted my youth disappear?
By making a better life for yourself now.
>>16510133
DAMNNNNNNNN SONNNNNNNNN
Also, you're going to look back on 26 and be like "jesus I was a baby. I wish I'd done XYZ back when I was 26."
4chan warps your perception of what's 'old' and what's 'youthful'.
just hire a prostitute. it's better this way for a lot of different reasons.
Girls, what are the things you look for in a guy?
My face is attractive but my arms are a bit skinny (although I'm starting to work out more). There's a girl in the class that's 10/10 and she has tons of guy friends that are buff but they are all idiots (don't do well in school). I can be funny and am interested in lots of subjects (history, politics, science, etc.), I have my future planned out and I think this girl would make the absolute perfect wife for me. What chances do I have? What sort of characteristics will she look for since she is used to tons of guys chasing after her?
Everything. I look for everything I can admire about a guy.
>>16510063
Like what?
>>16510061
If you don't possess said characteristics, you have zero chance anyway. Just be the best you can be, it may or may not be what she's looking for.
30yo virgin here.
It bothered me more and more to a point where I started to decline girls hitting on me because I was afraid of the shame of not being able to handle them.
To solve this, I just went to see a prostitute today.
We made out, I got hard, but as soon as she started to blow me, it felt so strange that my dick turned flaccid. After that, I managed to get a semi-hardon but again, as soon as she put my dick in her pussy, it kind of hurt and my cock went flabby. She then apologized for not being able to make me cum and I left.
Worth noting: she was not so attractive. She was fat and her face was only meh (the girls who are spontaneously flirting with me are more attractive than her)
Now I'm asking myself the following questions:
* Am I impotent from watching porn or was it nervousness and the fact that I was fucking a complete stranger that was not so attractive?
* Why did it hurt when she started to fuck me? Seems weird, but her pussy was not that loose, does it hurt your dick when a girl is too tight?
* Why did the blowjob feel like nothing special?
* Would have it changed anything if she was actually pretty?
Also, it was the second time I got a blowjob, last time was from a guy and same thing happened, but at that time I attributed it to the confirmation that I was not gay.
Picture unrelated
stop masturbating too much
You gotta stop beating yourself up and reserve your cum for real vaginas now instead of for porn and prostys. Dont worry, i went to a prosty my first time too. Felt cool, but fuck that bitch.
Every vagina is different. Some bitch i fucked with that fucked many guys had a VERY tight vagina. Then some girl who had only recently fucked one guy in a ONS, and before that, 9 months of no sex, didnt feel shit
>>16509944
Did you have the same experience?
I usually fap every other day, last time was the day before yesterday.
