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>25
>never had a gf
>never kissed/hugged
>hairline is now receding
>getting uglier/fatter
>what was once difficult has become impossible
>lonely every holiday
>no real way out
how can i be happy /adv/
26 here, bro and the same situation.
And the worst thing is i used to be a good person. Or, at least, i considered me that way. But now i only wait for a disaster that changes my life. WWIII or something. And i hate that feeling.
>>16503381
>getting uglier/fatter
this one is the easiest to control, start going to the gym regularly you'll feel much better
I am in the same situation and honestly there is no way to get yourself or of this other than to be more aggressive than you currently are when it comes to finding a mate.
What are some good jobs that would only require working on the weekends?
>>16514853
drug dealing/manufacturing
>>16514853
Someone who hold signs on the corners.
Possibly a seasonal job.
Not sure on your country, but look the army reserves. It is pretty flexible as well (at least in canada).
Hell this past weekend I blew shit up with the artillery :)
Allright, new to this, but I need some advice from people that aren't bias.
Me and my now ex-girlfriend broke up a month ago. She stated the following: "Before we got into a relationship (which happened to us by just falling in love instantly) I had decided for myself it wouldn't be healthy for me to be in one. But, we got together, and I loved it. But, if I am to be with someone, I need someone that is doing the same amount of work to his career as I am. I can't be with someone who slows me down, who isn't fighting their way to the top (we're...
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I can't tell you who to fight for, but from your story you haven't been doing much fighting in the first place, son
>>16514835
This is exactly why she broke up with me. It's something I've been running into for years and years, and I've been wanting to change that. This sure triggered me to do so..
>If we would have met in 7 years I would have settled with you
>settled
I would never be capable of forgiving this statement.
All I want for my future at this moment is to be a single father. I do not want to deal with a woman who will make me spend all of my money on her or a take my child away the day we come to a disagreement or raise my child the wrong way.
How can I become a single father?
Any single fathers here who can tell me about the experience such has how they became one? Are you happy as a single father?
How do you manage working full time as a single father?
Is paying for a surrogate a realistic goal?
>>16514805
Make sure you're not craving a DD/lg relationship, take parenting classes, and adopt a kid.
>>16514805
>adopt a kid.
This is a no for me. Kid needs to have my DNA and a resemblance to me. Passing on my genes is very important to me.
>>16514815
>DD/lg relationship,
what is this?
>>16514805
You will be doing double the work in every aspect of your life. You will have almost zero downtime.
What are high paying jobs? Various anons on 4chan bragged about their income. "Yea dude, I make a 100k a year." "I make 160." What do these individuals do?
I'd say 80% of six figure jobs require some sort of college degree. Medicine, engineering, sales, etc. You have to be creative.
Non degree jobs exist too. I know a guy who, after bonuses, cracks six figures working as a store manager at Publix, a southern grocery chain. Look into trades for this category.
He is doktor, or, a programmist. The enginemaster, or, perhaps in the finance.
>>16514631
>What do these individuals do?
Shitpost on 4chan. Jobs that well paying aren't as common as you'd think from being here
My ex girlfriend just texted me, /adv/.
We dated in high school for a little over a year. We were each other's first. Then, because I was such a jerk to her, she began looking at other guys, and eventually left me.
She cheated on her first boyfriend with me. That part was kinda weird for me, because now I know she is willing to cheat.
After that, however, she cut all contact. She blocked my phone number, and avoided. I talked to her a few times before graduation, but we didn't talk about much. She was the graduating class after mine, so after I started college...
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You can reply or you can ignore it.
Each decision carries with it, intentions. In its simplest form, a good or bad intention.
The question is what intentions you intend to give her, and what intentions she intends to give you.
Choose your destiny
>>16514740
I don't know what I intend.
It feels like my girlfriend dropped off the edge of the Earth 2 years ago, and this strange girl with her name is texting me with her name.
Should I ignore her, because she ignored me to show her I'm not having any of this, or should I just be nice to her to show her that I've moved on like an adult, and am fine.
I'm split. But I should make up my mind soon.
>>16514759
If she IS trying to rekindle something, telling her you're doing great and loving life will be the hardest pill for her to swallow. If I were you. I'd say:
>Hey, what's up? I'm doing great. Just hanging out with my girl, watching the game.
Doesn't matter if it's a lie. If she continues to push conversation, don't reply immediately. You're busy, you have priorities that aren't her. Respond to each message with a few days inbetween....
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What car should I buy ? This is my first car :)
Mercedes-Benz C 180 Kompressor (2003) or Mercedes-Benz SLK 200 (2000) (a little bit cheaper with scratch)
What u think guys ?
>2003 Kompressor
>200 slk
neither. those are horrible choices.
>>16514477
Why?
>>16514512
Total money pit. Get something reliable for your first car. An old-ass luxury car isn't going to fool anyone and makes it look like you're just trying to be flashy and failing miserably.
Hi /adv/ ! How do you take things from classmate to girlfriend ? I'd like to ask her for a beer/coffee but I dunno where to go from there. She is nice with me and I didn't really spent time with her yet.
I was going for getting to know her better and then decide what to do but I can't seem to think of a single thing I could do...
19yo virgin college student btw
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First of all, give us some details about her, you and what has happened between you two until now.
>>16514463
She is a college student I'm in group with in an "extra class" (meaning we're not technically classmate anymore after our exam tomorrow). I know nothing of her but she's in my friends class and was in the same high school as me (never seen her bcuz I wasn't there more than one year) and she knows my hot childhood friend and mentionned her when she added me on facebook. Regarding our conversations, it's plain work exept some rare things she told me like: "have a nice coffee...
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>>16514463
Me: I'm a confident person and my girl friends always tell me I'll get a gf soon (I don't claim wanting one) because I'm cool but I'm completely insecure and paranoid inside when it comes to knowing howto or whatto.
Is anyone here really good at mathematics and could help me out? I'd really appreciate it, I'm kind of fucked at this point.
add me on skype if you can help
tad.kilsa
what level mathematics are we talking
>>16514360
Low level retard tier trig and basic calc
>>16514353
upload them...
I've only had one match on tinder, and after I said "hi there" I was blocked so it must've been an accident.
Fuck you you faggots
I'll be honest though, I had an exgirlfried swipe me and we did fuck but it was uncomfortable. Beisdes that nothing new.
cool
>>16514125
are you retarded?
>ever using "hey" or "hey there" or "hey what's up"
lol retard
>>16514130
So how do i fix my profile or life
My family wants to get a dog but every dog on petfinder is half pit bull and described in this weird way where it's like they're hiding something terrible about it.
Where the fuck do people get their dogs from
just go to the shelter and look. it's free to look and lots of places don't keep petfinder updated all that well because it's not very important.
Shelter. The dogs are screened for health and temperament problems and they are already fixed and vaccinated.
Is there something wrong with pit bulls?
>live in small redneck village
>not accepted brcuse im not a retard nor a redneck
>there's no jobs here
>I'm going insane being isolated
>would totally be awesome and have a shit ton going on if I lived in NYC or Miami
>instead I have to stare at people in trucks covered in camo and dirt and live a shitty outdated lifestyle
Do I have to be homeless to leave? Should...
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There's no jobs... well then what the heck are you doing there still?
Really asshole?
You can't be content to post this shot thread once a week, so you post it twice in one day?
FUCK OFF
You always get the same advice, which you ignore.
>>16513942
Trapped like a prisoner of war I just want to live in one of the black neighborhoods in nyc
sent a dickpic to a friend which suggested netflix & chill
she had some exams the last week, hence we hadnt had the chance to bang.
her response.
how bad did i fuck up?
>>16513924
>sent a dickpic
>fuck up
That bad.
>>16513924
Yes you moron, why would you ever just out of the blue, send a pic of your dick. Not only that, you're actually asking wether you have fucked up or not. Idiot. GTFO.
>>16513924
Well I'm not exactly brushed up on fucking german, chain-smoking, baba yaga slags, but my gut tells me ya dun goofed.
I'm going out with a girl tonight, she's 18 and I'm 30.
Not really sure how far I wanna take it, we both like each other, but the age difference kinda bugs me.
The thing is, she looks older, and I look way younger, some people might even say we are the same age..
Am I being a creep to even consider having relationship/sex with someone 12 years younger than me?
It's legal so go for it.
>>16513892
how did you meet?
not creepy, she's 18
>>16513892
30/2 + 7 = 25 (the cut-off point)
yea its creepy
What are some quick, easy things a guy can do to instantly be more attractive?
Women have all this sort of little shit they can mess around with, hair and makeup and clothes and all that. All a woman has to do to be hot is to dress like Adele and not be fat.
What can a guy do?
(given that he is a normal weight, in-shape ugly fuck)
Washed, properly groomed hair. Well managed facial hair or no facial hair. Good clothing choices. Body language is also huge. If you stand around like a scared deer in the headlights, you'll out people off without either party realizing why. Back straight, eyes forward, shoulders high. Don't hunch, have eyes downcast and shoulders droopy.
>Women have all this sort of little shit they can mess around with, hair and makeup and clothes.
last I checked men have hair and clothes.
>>16513909
What kind of clothing choices are good? I work in a place where my clothes are at risk of getting painted, stained, ripped, torn or lit on fire on a semi-regular basis, so investing into expensive shit would not be a good idea.
I do shower regularly, though, keep my clothes clean and the 4-5 moustache hairs I can muster clipped short, and I don't slouch. I'm short, I can't afford to.
