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So I bought a box of pizza. I left in on a table for like 15 minutes. When I open the box, there was a small roach laying in the edge.
Should I eat the pizza anyway? I hate to waste things, but I dont want to get diarrhea. Help me, /adv/
>>16511625
You should call them and demand a free pizza be delivered because that's fucking gross and a free order of bread sticks or something
Threaten to report a violation lol
Take a picture and let them know this is unacceptable. That you want a refund. Dead serious.
>>16511633
Or better yet a refund because thats fucking disgusting and you shouldn't eat there
Unless you live in a 3rd world piss hole with no refunds then just smoke some loud and eat it
So my cat is dying of renal failure. Have no credit to open up a credit card for payments. All my money I already paid for rent and utilities. Any advice to come up with 1k in a day?
Short of a loan, which will fuck you up, not really. You could try a gofundme or whatever, but I doubt it will work in time. Sorry about your cat broski.
What about starting a GoFundMe account? Really stick it to the animal lovers and get them to donate you asap!
>>16511423
Prostitute yourself?
Honestly OP, it might not be worth it. I know it's hard, but your cat might not function like s/he used to when s/he was younger even after the surgery. It just might prolong his/her suffering.
VERY VERY VERY CUTE KINDA LIKE THIS
i also want to know what you guys got
Cum receptacle
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Will be going to college next year, their dorms are absolute garbage, but from home it would be a 2 hour 10 minute minimum commute, one way.
My only other option is a 20 minute away, but SIGNIFICANTLY worse college, so I guess it will be necessary.
How bad is a 2 hour commute? Can anyone give examples from experience?
pic unrelated
The closest ive been is a half hour commute to my school, I had to take a ten minute train and 20 minute walk, I liked the walk part, I guess it depends on what method youre using to get to your college
>>16511160
45 minute bus, 30 minute ferry, 45 minute train
Also, more time for waiting between transfers
>>16511174
What gives you the idea that the closer college is worse
I'm a 25 year old girl, I work from home and I've never had a boyfriend but I really want one
Everyone in my social group is taken or gay and if I flirt with a guy I meet its not received very well
How would I go about getting a boyfriend?
Let me ask this two questions quick:
1. Are you fat?
2. Do you think your looks are
problem or is it more anxiety?
>>16510941
Maybe I could be your boyfriend?
okcupid
A Girl I know did an essay got an F teacher being ridicules
>>16512138
What's your advice you need.
why would a teacher report a student for writing a about teenage Preg ?
>>16512148
What's the teacher's policy that they refer to?
I need some advice guys. I'm female, 5'2 and weigh 145 pounds. I know that isn't thin, but I also know it's not unhealthy. I got invited to my cousin's wedding recently, and my mother got even more snippy about my weight. She literally won't stop saying if you just lose weight you would look so nice, you're too fat, you arms look horrible, your thighs look so fat etc etc.
It wasn't so bad before but now that I'm going to this wedding she's almost batshit. Today I got on the exercise bicycle for about half an hour but got...
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>>16512038
Quick google says the ideal weight for a 5'2 female is anywhere from 108 to 132 lbs depending on your body frame.
So at worst you're a little over 10lbs over weight.
Tell your mother to shut her mouth and mind her own business. Don't let anyone control you, and trust me, control you is what she's trying to do. If she actually cared about your weight and wanted to see you improve yourself a bit she wouldn't put you down all the time and scream at you.
Don't take that...
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Nah she's fucking insane. While that's kind of chubby considering your height, it's also completely unwarranted to 1. comment on your daughter's weight at all unless they are at serious risk of death because of it 2. get so upset about someone else's body. Like really? I feel like she's projecting. How much does she weigh OP? Maybe she's getting angry at you in order to ignore her own weight problems.
I don't really have any advice other than to stand your ground and let her know how ridiculous she's being. It's your...
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>>16512049
Thank you. Honestly makes me feel a lot better. I think the worst part this week was when I came home with full marks for my performance appraisal on my internship programme and she ignored that to say that if I was going for this wedding I better go on a diet.
Sigh. I would cancel my rsvp at this point but the plane ticket is booked.
Sup /adv/, just recently I started dating a chick who is really cool. We've gone on a couple dates now and hung out a few times. We aren't officially in a relationship yet, but we're not seeing anyone else and we hang out at least two or three times a week. Today she told me she has CF and will most likely only live to around 35 - 40. We're in our early 20's. I really like her so far, but this concerns me kind of, the idea of (assuming it got to that point), having a significant other die early and how that would effect my life. I really like her, but...
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>>16512002
From your perspective, it's totally shitty.
You'd have to go through major heartbreak and your dating pool would be single mothers when you get back in the game.
That being said, having two marriages is more suitable for humans who live as long as we do. Spending 70+ years with someone really is an amazing feat, and not many people can manage it. This may be your way to have two quality relationships rather than one shitty one
>>16512020
I really like her and don't want something almost 20 years down the road ruin something potentially awesome, but at the same time the idea of that heart break kind of is scary. I'd also be the world's largest shit head if I didn't date someone because of an illness.
>>16512041
Live life to the fullest then.
Take what comes.
If you do get married to her eventually and you don't have any children then when the time comes you can make some sort of suicide pact.
>Cute girl that i've never talked to liked that I was interested in going to an event on facebook
Does she want the D
She is interested and seeing how cool you are before throwing the pussy at you. Golden opportunity because you don't have to approach.
DONT FUCK THIS UP.
>>16511967
dont ask me. I puke on wendys irl
>>16511967
No faggot she's probably a promoter or just stoked for the event.
Dont flatter yourself
I look like pic related but I have a Michael Cera personality.
What are my chances?
>>16511833
high.
with me at least.
Post pic. High.
>>16511833
>Michael Cera personality
Is that what kids call being a little bitch nowadays, or am I missing something?
What can change the nature of a man?
Stress about an important situation.
Updating one's journal.
>>16511713
Mah nigga.
How do I cope with being a bald freak? This time 2 years ago I was good looking and had a very beautiful girlfriend and we were madly I'm love. Now its been 2 years and I haven't had a single girl talk to me. The way my hair is you can't see my receding hair unless I part it or pull my hair back. I was texting a fat girl who is really gross with nasty boobs on snapchat and she's always been obsessed with me. I sent her a pic with my hairline showing and she literally stopped talking to me that second. I had a fat girl obsessed with me for years and got topless...
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>>16511552
Shave your head. Embrace your baldness instead of "clinging to scraps". It's sexy and makes a man look mature.
Also grow a beard maybe.
>>16511563
Yeah well I could easily start medications and fix it but its so god damn depressing
>>16511552
I doubt being bald is genuinely your problem. If it is, the surgery isn't that expensive...if you are making average college-educated salary. Which, of course, brings us to your main problem.
Almost half of my class thinks I'm an idiot , weird, or literally retarded.
I keep fucking up in classes and people will always notice me doing something stupid. Some of the things we do in class either confuse me or I didn't listen clearly. Even if I do ask questions, some of my peers would not tell me or fuck with me. Asking my professors, they'll get pissed off and question whether I was paying attention in class. I just ask questions to make sure I won't fuck up. I hate fucking up and people keep looking at me like I'm a dumbass.
There's...
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>friend
How much of your school do you have left, I mean it seems like youll just have to bear it til you reach the end and you can get a fresh start at a workplace or a postgrad and try a bit harder to associate yourself with nicer people and force yourself to pay attention, if the teacher posts the material onlne then you should look it up
>>16511519
He was cool before. He just keeps showing his true colors month by month. Before I just think he just says stupid things, but he's legit about what he says. He denies it sometimes, but I can tell it's bullshit. He one of the few friends I have in college too. I don't wanna have less
Any tips on curing/helping my hemorrhoids?
I hate taking shits now
Plus im heading off to bootcamp in 2 months and dont want it making my life a living hell
Just fyi you probably won't crap much in basic.
Hemorrhoids should not be chronic. If they are, you really need to get them handled by a doctor through ligation or cautery.
You can use a little Preparation H for relief outside of the bathroom and try swallowing a tablespoon of mineral oil to help ease things out on the can. Otherwise it comes down to eating fiber in your diet, not shoveling tons of food down your gullet and avoiding straining on the can.
>>16511400
it started just a few months ago, only bothers me for a little while after I go to take a dump
Hey guys, I don;t usually post here and i apologize in advance for my run-on, shitty sentences.
My good friend (f) and I (m) usually catch up once a month to catch a movie and eat somewhere nice. Our relationship is based entirely around these nights and we almost never have any communication outside of these aside from organizing them.
So anyway, when a Hunger Games movie comes out we always see it together.
I realized the other day the movie was out so i quickly organized it. She sent me a message today asking if her boyfriend is interested too and would it be...
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You've dug this hole now you have to sit in it.
If she truly is JUST a friend, this wouldn't bother you.
You're just one of her orbiters and it makes me happy knowing you're in this uncomfortable situation now you shit head because it's your own fault.
I don't know how it'd be weird for him to come and yes, you'd be a dick to say no. It's a popular movie so it's no wonder he wants to see it, and there's no point in her seeing it twice, once with each of you. If you can't handle her having a boyfriend, then maybe you need to find new friends
You'd be dense. This is her reassurance to her boyfriend that there's nothing fishy going on. By saying ANYTHING except welcoming his attendance, you're guaranteeing that she cuts you off for the sake of her relationship. You have to let him come if you ever want to see her again.
It's not even a control thing. She'd be the one to voluntarily stop because it's obvious that the situation is uncomfortable in a way that she can't accommodate her boyfriend's understanding.
