Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 2141. page
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
How is a trespass notice sent if a store issued it?
I was issued a trespass notice from Target a couple days ago. I gave them two addresses, and the manager said a letter will be sent to both addresses. How is this notice sent? Will I get a normal letter from the Target corporation or will the police come to my door to issue the letter?
Any help would be appreciated.
>>16511263
so, you were banned from a target?
the local store or target corporate will likely issue the letter but involve the police if they find you on site.
>>16511263
What did you steal?
And Target Corporate should send you a letter. But don't go into any targets cause it's usually nationwide.
Source- I used to do Loss Prevention for Sears
>tfw you can't go to your friends birthday party cause the bar it's at is within 300 ft of a playground.
What do I tell him?
make an excuse
>>16511233
I thought sex offenders just couldn't live within 300 ft of a playground.
In any case, just bail. Being truthful in this scenario will never go over well.
>>16511247
It's not what you think I'm not asex offender its just something stupid that happened in highschool
![0218-two_da[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uNaFsEr.jpg "0218-two_da[1].jpg")
I have a hickey on my neck but I have a date tomorrow with another girl.
What do I say if she sees the hickey and brings it up?
For some backstory:
>started trying to be social with women this semester
>girl mentioned she's not doing anything with her family for Thanksgiving since they live far away and plane tickets are expensive
>went over to her place to have a Thanksgiving between just her and I
>things escalated and she basically...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Even if you're not exclusive, she's probably going to be pissed.
Wear a turtlneck
Niiiiice
![b4d8edd4089f4658b4484938513c4d4d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w5b5aGu.jpg "b4d8edd4089f4658b4484938513c4d4d[1].jpg")
Sup /adv/. Should I shave my armpits? I'm male. I'm considering doing it because deodorant seems to work better that way.
>>16511187
No.
>>16511187
No op. Only women do that for looks. Only do it if its practical, like if you're on the swimming team.
>>16511199
But do whatever you want really
Is this herpes?
>>16511172
Naw. That's ringworm.
>>16511175
What is ringworm?!
>>16511181
despite the name, it's actually not a worm. just a fungal infection. it's easily treatable with topical creams.
i need a new one PRONTO PEOPLE
>>16511114
Cute gif. I use that a lot.
What's your ASL?
What's your personality?
What games do you play?
Mine is an Estonian cheesecake, since I'm Estonian, also my steam name is my surname
i would like one as well
pls
So me and my GF were virgins when we met. We've been together for 2 years now and though the sex has gotten dramatically better slowly as time goes by I've still never been able to give her a real orgasm. Even orally, she gets right to the edge every time then suddenly becomes too sensitive.
So my GF mentioned to me the other day she wants to try using a vibrator because she never really masturbated growing up.
And all I can think is. Great, so she's going to have her first orgasm from this toy while I fail to do it every time. I'm insecure...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I know it's no help to you, but i was in a similar situation. It was eventually one of the reasons we broke up. And it really hurt.
I know how inadequate you feel. I'm sorry you have to feel like that. If i think of anything useful I'll post again. Just wanted to let you know you're not the only one who feels like that.
Good luck bud. Someone help this anon out!
Like it would be one thing if I was able to give her an orgasm and she just wanted to try a vibrator out, but this is clearly a case of "well you can't seem to provide one so I guess I need to get this to have it happen." Where as I would just want her to be more patient, work with me a little more and we can try to make it happen together. I've been trying as hard as I can but she isn't at all. Like She doesn't give me anything to work with when I ask what would help. She just shrugs and says "I'm not sure."
>>16511110
I just hate how an insecure guy is instantly seen as the bad guy in all situations. Like its not like I want to feel this way. I'd fucking love to be lord confidence. But I get told I'm a bag of shit for feeling insecure and not instantly being 100% accepting and that she should go find some magical fucking Chad confidence who would never have that dreaded human personality poison "insecurity"
Fuck when she's insecure what do I do? Do I blame her for it? Of course not I try and help...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
ok adv fags heres the sitrep
im beta af
i got 2 beta af best freinds
one of thems a girl 8.5 from the neck down
6 to 7 from the neck up
shes pretty nerdy she collects comics and does shitty cosplays at conventions and games a bit too
good sence of humor likes jack daniels and tatoos and death metal same as me
and she has a good sence of fassion too
and shes not as stupid as average bitchex
i reallywanna ask her out but i think my other freind wants toask her out too and i dont want to make him a third wheel
but also im affrade i might fuck up my...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>16511081
>a girl 8.5 from the neck down
>6 to 7 from the neck up
Stopped reading here.
>>16511087
just read the shit and help me fgs
>>16511081
You have to at least act like you're over 18 to be on 4chan, OP.
please either direct e where i can find some or just post a pic i do not care but help is appreciated thank you /adv/ pic unrelated unless ur a little shook up
>>16511069
>>16511069
>>16511118
My girlfriend and I had a huge argument recently, and she said that she felt betrayed by my actions.
Is watching porn while you're in a relationship the same as cheating?
Also, is watching porn while in a relationship wrong?
Bumping for answers
Its not right or wrong, it just depends on a persons views on what happens in a relationship, some people have no problems with their partner having sex with other people while others see talking to the opposite gender as cheating, if your girlfriend doesn't think its right, then try to think from her point of view, imagine if you walked in her getting off to 2 massive hunks pounding away, would you feel even a little bit of badness?
>>16511043
Except it's a video, not actually happening.
My girlfriend still has feelings for her ex, and told me that she'd get back with him if he let her. He wont. What do?
>>16510972
Fuck her in the ass until he changes his mind. That's about all you can do.
>>16510972
Decide how you feel about being her consolation prize. Decide whether or not you have any self respect. If yes, dump her and explain that she should really have seen this coming after saying something like that.
>>16510983
this. she's blown the trust in your relationship. you shouldn't be ok with this.
My wife got a part in a independent film.
Nice, good for her. Is it a major role, or just an extra or something?
>>16510968
no one cares. what's your question?
>>16510979
Ya she's pretty excited about it. It's one of those independent or indie films. She has a big role in it but requires nudity and sex scenes.
Recently my very best friend died in a car accident. He was more than a brother to me. We literally grew up together and knew each other for more than twenty fucking years. Basically since birth.
Mom called, started crying
>paul is dead
Sister called, cried
>paul died in a car crash
Dad called, cried
>You heard paul died?
His sister didn't say anything
I can only imagine the pain his parents are living in. Such a good family, christians,...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
meditation cured my depression and insomnia
http://marc.ucla.edu/body.cfm?id=107
>>16510967
You're fine. You don't need to try and act like a Hollywood portrayal of grieving. It's different for everyone in every case. It might hit you like a ton of bricks somewhere down the road, or it may not hit you at all. You're emotionally stable enough to not be impacted by something that doesn't actively threaten your survival. Be thankful.
maybe you just don't give a shit about paul dying.
what's your reaction to that?
What are some warning signs that your boyfriend is losing interest? And how does that behavior differentiate from just being distracted/busy/stressed etc?
>>16510962
Are you in a monogamous relationship? Is he fucking other women/men? If so, he might be losing interest.
>>16510962
Well, he'll definitely lose interest when you become all paranoid about how you think he's losing interest.
>>16510971
I've not hinted or confronted him about this at all for that reason. I'm just completely autismo when it comes to relationships.
>Went on a date with a super qt
>Good chemistry, had fun
>Went in for a kiss at the end, she gave me a hug and then explained that it takes her a long time to warm up to people
>That's cool, I don't mind
>Also starts joking how her mom asked her to take a selfie with me so she'd know what I look like, wanted my phone number, facebook and some other personal shit
>Says all this...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>16510902
This is a stupid question and you should feel embarrassed for asking it.
NO, YOU SILLY TIT!
Unlike the vast majority of OPs here you seem to have somethinging promising going! NO you don't ditch it when she makes a tame joke! Christ...
>>16510908
Really?
On one hand I don't want her to think "he's not interested because I didn't advance with him so soon", but on the other, I'm scared it'll turn into "well we've been dating for almost a year and still haven't even kissed, and my family is judging you the entire time and grooming you to be a good husband" or some shit.
Get out while you can.
Using mom as an excuse is going to hurt you in the long run.
Nosey family=over protective= Drama.
