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>tfw friends are over chilling and we can all hear my parents fucking
So like should a guy who works at a shitty retail job with a bit over minimum wage consider moving out?
>being upset because your parents are fucking in their own house
kek
>>16775365
>Fucking at 2pm when everyone's awake
Don't help that my room is literally next door.
How much do you make an hour and do your friends have their own place?
This one is kind of a long one in a lot of ways, and at this point I feel as if I've fuckin lost it for what to do anymore.
My day job is that of a commissioned artist and illustrator. I deal... with a lot of shit from people being freelance and all, but the worst of it all is I find myself trapped in a niche for fetish illustrations that puts me in contact with some of the worst people possible. I've tried escaping it, and I'm still working at being able to transition to more reputable illustrative work, but it feels like I'm never going to make it. This awful community keeps pulling me back.
But this isnt I guess the main thing I'm looking to solve. More than anything, I've come to a point where I reached my limit-- a friend of mine whom I've known for the last 5 years, might even say he was my best friend online, He has this other friend he met 2 years ago. Now mind I never had much contact with this other friend of his until recently, but I had noticed in the last two years several things had changed in my friend.
It was subtle at first, mostly I guess masked cause we always sorta ribbed at each other and would be jackasses joking about, but over time it became meaner, more bitter and hateful. whats more, he had taken to the whole skeptic/athiest/gamergate logic and jargon to justify a lot of the hateful shit he said or when he would act like a dickhead. come to find out this was all coming from the fact this other new friend of his was a big fan of a lot of this stuff. Mind you I watch a lot of this shit too, but I dont use it to justify me being a dick in an argument.
(continued in pt.2)
anyways, so that niche community I do art for? well... in around the same frame of time the place has become more and more rife with invading pedophiles coming in to set up shop. best guess is that whatever communities they were a part of before forced them out, and the administration on the site I used was very 'muh freedoms of pornz' and gave the fucks asylum. when a few of my other fellow artists voiced concern about this, the moderation and staff basically got extremely defensive of it all. many folks left as a result. I was one of the ones who tried to sort of...
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SO.
Its come down to this; I can not stand being around this person, and with the number of my friends whom are actual survivors of being molested, raped, or exploited as children, I felt sick to my stomach even tolerating being proxy to this person. I went to my friend with these concerns and he more or less blew em off and took to calling me a "SJW cuck" regarding it all and being entirely dismissive. he screams at me that his friend never does anything sexual with kids in his art or whatnot and that I was running a crusade. that I'm anti-free-expression...
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>>16775388
>>16775440
Its like you dont want advice.
Always put a tldr if you post is going to drag on. This isnt lit. Im not even going to attempt to read this. Like Im not going to read a book to see if you have a problem I can help or even care about. Always put a tldr so that you dont waste peoples times and attract the right crowd. If its something that I can help with Ill consider reading the wall of text.
To my Spanish(or just European) people of /adv/,
I need your help. /int/ wasn't helpful. My girlfriend is from Spain and is really excited to celebrate her first Valentine's day in the US. I wanted to be cool and get her Spanish chocolates and candies since she gets homesick every once in a while.
What are the popular chocolate and candy brands in Spain? More specifically, she's from Asturias. All I know is pic related since everybody but my shit country has it. Thanks.
you won't be able to get them
nice idea tho
Hope this helps, if not, then google it.
http://www.finedarkchocolate.com/Spanish_Chocolate.asp
Okay /adv/ I am with a girl things have been doing great.
But I haven't kissed her yet, I've played with her tits and pussy but no kiss. She likes me and I ask her but I've never kissed anyone before so I am nervous. Should I just ask to kiss her?
>>16775330
How have you done all of that and not kissed. That's first base dude, you literally skipped first base. Just go for it, especially if she likes you.
>>16775342
That's what everyone asks.
Has this happened to anyone else? Or is this really uncommon?
How do you approach a girl when you have nothing in common?
I have many male and female friends that I share interests with and we can talk for hours.
But I've met this girl I like and she seems that she's only interested in nails and hair styles and things like that. I was going up the stairs with her the other day and it was one long awkward silence. Also I am really bad at small talk.
>"hey, do you enjoy really enthusiastic, animalistic sex with a hot guy like me?"
if you got nothing in common you have at least ONE thing in common
>i like a girl
>we have nothing in common
Literal autism, just fuck her and never communicate and kill yourself you cuck.
>>16775279
Anon is mean, but not wrong. "Like" implies romantic attraction. You don't like her. You barely know her. You just want to nut in her pretty mouth. She sounds shallow, man.
Just ask her what she likes. She likes herself. Get her to talk about that. It'll probably work.
I'm pretty sure the initial first series of this were advice threads related to dealing with obsessive and posessive tendencies. Talking about them in an anonymous relaxed atmosphere and all that.
Has /adv/ ever dealt with 'yandere' or 'crazy'? What are your experiences or tips?
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-Relationship help
-Dealing with obession and clinginess in a healthy way
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Don't run from me senpai
I posted in the last thread but may as well post it again since it's a little slow here. Feel free to comment, give me advice, or share your own.
I started talking to an old childhood "friend? acquaintance?" on Facebook. We didn't talk to much but I think we both kinda liked each other but we never really made a move.
We have shared over 7000 messages on FB and I'm so happy when we talk, I feel like we have so much in common and that we are perfect for each other. We have gone out 4 times but it's pretty clear she has no romantic interest...
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>>16776316
It sounds like you;re on the good path. stockholm shenanigans aside itll take two to tango.
Ok so last night me and a couple friends went out and as we usually do we went out to go ding dong ditch we have this one guy that we did once before and he came out and chased us then hopped his lard ass into a suv and procceded to follow us yelling at us hinting towards something by saying things like "do it again and you will see what happens" so we stupidly decide to do his house again then we ran to my friends crescent (lives less than half a block away) where we waited for a little while nothing so we went back out in the open and started seeing a suv drive by...
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>>16775207
Part 2
Eventually after about 30 mins of waiting we get back to his house and he tells us what the guy said to him apparently he told him his address then told hike he had a present for him left me shook. But then again how much damage could a fat greaseball do? What do?
>>16775207
Fucking autistics...
You deserve what you get fuck faces. I'd rape your friend if yous did that to me.
I like this girl I've been talking to on the Internet a lot. We're pretty close friends at this point, talking every day and playing games together.
However, she's an incredibly damaged character who had an unfortunate upbringing and a lot of unsuccessful relationships. Her social anxiety is crippling--she's spent the past few years in near isolation so getting her to meet with me is going to be DIFFICULT. I feel like I should be the best friend I possibly can first to build trust, although under normal circumstances this would only get me friend...
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>dating damaged goods
What is that she can offer that others don't.
Last weekend my girlfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Only problem was that I couldn't get it up for whatever reason. Now this weekend we had talked about doing it on Sunday and I haven't gotten off in a week. I want to be able to keep an erection so that we can try again, but at the same time I'm afraid I might be too sensitive and I would ejaculate too quickly. Anybody have any thoughts on the situation?
>>16775131
You should allow her to go down on you until you come. Preferably in the mouth. Then go down on her after the foreplay. Make her come. Should take about total 25 minutes. You should be ready by the end of 25 minutes marker.
>>16775216
This only works if you don't fap often.
Don't fap. Save your energy for your gf. Also avoid porn.
If you do both these things you'll be fine,
just play this song next time you have sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu9WfqJGoPc
I dont belong nowhere.
im sure i could hypothesize why you're a piece of shit and don't belong nowhere but really you know why and you know how to fix it.
and dont give me that bullshit that you don't know how to fix it. running away from your problems is always an option, and i dont mean suicide, i mean literally leaving and never coming back to whatever situation you are stuck in that causes you to feel this way. if you spend like 5 minutes just thinking about how to remedy your problem i bet you can find the answer, after that all you have to do is take that route.
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I have this problem. What do?
Fiber
>>16775112
That's it?
Use bidet
Need some opinions about my Tinder pics, as I have no clue whatsoever about this.
Retake #2 but smile in it this time you grumpy fuck.
That face makes you look like one of those guys who are proud to say they don't eat pussy.
Loose 3&4. Others are p neat
The pictures are fine, but you need to smile more. Also, it makes you look good if you take pictures with friends.
I really, really want to go travelling. At the moment I'm unemployed though.
Should I go now, because I have no commitments? Then I can just get a job when I get back?
Or should I get a job because otherwise I'm a lazy faggot? And then try and take time off work to travel in the future (which of course will make everything more expensive because I will probably still have to cover rent in wherever I'm living, which will probably be in London, where rent is fucking expensive)?
How much dolla do you have in the bank? How long do you estimate it would take you to find a job? How far do you want to go/how much do you want/need to spend?
>>16775087
>get real job
>take vacation
>get paid while on vacation
>profit
>>16775096
>How much dolla do you have in the bank?
About £7,000 I think
>How long do you estimate it would take you to find a job?
A couple of weeks to a month?
>How far do you want to go/how much do you want/need to spend?
Thailand for a month would be awesome, and I don't think it would cost that much
>>16775139
I suppose I could but if I want to go for a month,...
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I did it! I dominated my girlfriend and made her submit to me.
The problem is she was just way too bold and sexually aggressive and forward. I think I was finally able to take most of that out of her. We've been together for about three months now, having regular sex for over two of those months, and she has just been really stubborn and resistant, has a lot of spunk. It's been difficult.
Last night though, I found out she has never been facefucked before. I mean it's something I usually do early on, because I think it really shows a woman her place,...
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You are full of shit. Fuck you.
>>16775062
Lol OP.
You sound like such a chav.
I would suggest a more subtle approach to get your desired sex; she obviously liked it, but cant will herself to be confronted with the "submissive" image that it places of her in her head.
Maybe go with the "you arent who you are when you have sex, and its completely ok to do x or y in bed"-route.
Or try a compromise?
You have a big advantage though: her cumming from the experience twice, which she will remember.
Good luck OP.
>Be 23
>Attracted to 19 year old
I know it isn't much of an age difference, but I still feel weird for liking her.
Almost as if it's wrong of me to feel this way. What's wrong?
>>16775021
Nothing. Women just look their prime from 19-22.
I like them more experienced, but thats JMO.
Anything goes after 18
age of consent laws are making you think dating girls that look younger than you is wrong
>>16775021
The same, but I'm 24.
