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>tfw friends are over chilling and we can all hear my parents fucking
So like should a guy who works at a shitty retail job with a bit over minimum wage consider moving out?
>being upset because your parents are fucking in their own house
kek
>>16775365
>Fucking at 2pm when everyone's awake
Don't help that my room is literally next door.
How much do you make an hour and do your friends have their own place?
This one is kind of a long one in a lot of ways, and at this point I feel as if I've fuckin lost it for what to do anymore.
My day job is that of a commissioned artist and illustrator. I deal... with a lot of shit from people being freelance and all, but the worst of it all is I find myself trapped in a niche for fetish illustrations that puts me in contact with some of the worst people possible. I've tried escaping it, and I'm still working at being able to transition to more reputable illustrative work, but it feels like I'm never going to make it. This awful community keeps pulling me back.
But this isnt I guess the main thing I'm looking to solve. More than anything, I've come to a point where I reached my limit-- a friend of mine whom I've known for the last 5 years, might even say he was my best friend online, He has this other friend he met 2 years ago. Now mind I never had much contact with this other friend of his until recently, but I had noticed in the last two years several things had changed in my friend.
It was subtle at first, mostly I guess masked cause we always sorta ribbed at each other and would be jackasses joking about, but over time it became meaner, more bitter and hateful. whats more, he had taken to the whole skeptic/athiest/gamergate logic and jargon to justify a lot of the hateful shit he said or when he would act like a dickhead. come to find out this was all coming from the fact this other new friend of his was a big fan of a lot of this stuff. Mind you I watch a lot of this shit too, but I dont use it to justify me being a dick in an argument.
(continued in pt.2)
anyways, so that niche community I do art for? well... in around the same frame of time the place has become more and more rife with invading pedophiles coming in to set up shop. best guess is that whatever communities they were a part of before forced them out, and the administration on the site I used was very 'muh freedoms of pornz' and gave the fucks asylum. when a few of my other fellow artists voiced concern about this, the moderation and staff basically got extremely defensive of it all. many folks left as a result. I was one of the ones who tried to sort of mend things and get through to the admins, but it ended up leaving me generally burned.
My friend however, seemed very much keen on defending these people considering he had gotten in good with a few of the artists producing content for these folks and had gleaned some weird mote of popularity among them. This was around the time I started being exposed to that certain new friend of his that I mentioned before. things began to fall into place.
This guy is... repugnant, to say the least. He's one of those sorts of constitution-thumper, militant atheist wanna-be redpill dullards that try to use someone else's arguments to make himself seem superior to the rest of the world so he can kick people about to get his rocks off. On top of it all, he's a pedophile, self confessed and proud as well as being a sadist and coprophiliac. he draws on the site I used to host illustrations on and makes a good bit of cash on Patreon for it, despite having the artistic skill of a 12 year old with down-syndrome.
(continued in pt.3)
SO.
Its come down to this; I can not stand being around this person, and with the number of my friends whom are actual survivors of being molested, raped, or exploited as children, I felt sick to my stomach even tolerating being proxy to this person. I went to my friend with these concerns and he more or less blew em off and took to calling me a "SJW cuck" regarding it all and being entirely dismissive. he screams at me that his friend never does anything sexual with kids in his art or whatnot and that I was running a crusade. that I'm anti-free-expression and just... a whole lot of jargon.
The other day I was dumb enough to actually give a real look at this guys art gallery. one of the latest comics he's posted involves a pair of women storming a little girl's christmas party with her parents, devouring and graphically digesting the girls family (cutaway shots showing them being melted alive and screaming) while they taunt and torment the child before surrounding her and shitting over her, burying her in the feces that used to be her family. I just about put my goddamn fist through the screen. I wanted to scream and vomit and just...
How do you defend something like this? I consider myself a very forgiving and open minded libertarian... but this is just too much.
I went to patreon to report the guys account because I couldnt believe the same service I use to fun my own art is being used to not only condone, but allow this sort of thing to prosper. its been about a week and no word back, even with friends I trusted to go and report it as well.
I'm scared to think what happens if this guy is left alone with kids. I'm scared to think what this sick fuck did to my friend to make him so ok with this all.
Please... honestly I dont know what to do anymore for this. I cant stand by with this sort of thing and not say anything about it. I have the guys gallery links, his patreon, his Skype, the whole shebang.
What do I do? what CAN I do?
>>16775358
>>16775388
>>16775440
Its like you dont want advice.
Always put a tldr if you post is going to drag on. This isnt lit. Im not even going to attempt to read this. Like Im not going to read a book to see if you have a problem I can help or even care about. Always put a tldr so that you dont waste peoples times and attract the right crowd. If its something that I can help with Ill consider reading the wall of text.
To my Spanish(or just European) people of /adv/,
I need your help. /int/ wasn't helpful. My girlfriend is from Spain and is really excited to celebrate her first Valentine's day in the US. I wanted to be cool and get her Spanish chocolates and candies since she gets homesick every once in a while.
What are the popular chocolate and candy brands in Spain? More specifically, she's from Asturias. All I know is pic related since everybody but my shit country has it. Thanks.
you won't be able to get them
nice idea tho
Hope this helps, if not, then google it.
http://www.finedarkchocolate.com/Spanish_Chocolate.asp
Okay /adv/ I am with a girl things have been doing great.
But I haven't kissed her yet, I've played with her tits and pussy but no kiss. She likes me and I ask her but I've never kissed anyone before so I am nervous. Should I just ask to kiss her?
>>16775330
How have you done all of that and not kissed. That's first base dude, you literally skipped first base. Just go for it, especially if she likes you.
>>16775342
That's what everyone asks.
Has this happened to anyone else? Or is this really uncommon?
How do you approach a girl when you have nothing in common?
I have many male and female friends that I share interests with and we can talk for hours.
But I've met this girl I like and she seems that she's only interested in nails and hair styles and things like that. I was going up the stairs with her the other day and it was one long awkward silence. Also I am really bad at small talk.
>"hey, do you enjoy really enthusiastic, animalistic sex with a hot guy like me?"
if you got nothing in common you have at least ONE thing in common
>i like a girl
>we have nothing in common
Literal autism, just fuck her and never communicate and kill yourself you cuck.
>>16775279
Anon is mean, but not wrong. "Like" implies romantic attraction. You don't like her. You barely know her. You just want to nut in her pretty mouth. She sounds shallow, man.
Just ask her what she likes. She likes herself. Get her to talk about that. It'll probably work.
I'm pretty sure the initial first series of this were advice threads related to dealing with obsessive and posessive tendencies. Talking about them in an anonymous relaxed atmosphere and all that.
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Don't run from me senpai
I posted in the last thread but may as well post it again since it's a little slow here. Feel free to comment, give me advice, or share your own.
I started talking to an old childhood "friend? acquaintance?" on Facebook. We didn't talk to much but I think we both kinda liked each other but we never really made a move.
We have shared over 7000 messages on FB and I'm so happy when we talk, I feel like we have so much in common and that we are perfect for each other. We have gone out 4 times but it's pretty clear she has no romantic interest me despite how well I feel we get along.
I have never got much attention from girls being the short, quiet guy I am so I'm pretty obsessed with her. It hurt quiet a bit when I realized she doesn't want more but it is what it is.
I have been trying to slowly ween myself off talking with her but I still can't help that feeling of happiness when I see she texted me. I know it's not healthy but I still think about her for most of the day.
>>16776316
It sounds like you;re on the good path. stockholm shenanigans aside itll take two to tango.
Ok so last night me and a couple friends went out and as we usually do we went out to go ding dong ditch we have this one guy that we did once before and he came out and chased us then hopped his lard ass into a suv and procceded to follow us yelling at us hinting towards something by saying things like "do it again and you will see what happens" so we stupidly decide to do his house again then we ran to my friends crescent (lives less than half a block away) where we waited for a little while nothing so we went back out in the open and started seeing a suv drive by us repeatedly we kind of shook it off but after about the 5th time I noticed he was eyeing us down so we ran knowing it was him we ran to the nearby school we where just trying to relax and look calm after about 3 minutes the same suv drove by us and pulled a u turn so my and my friend (3 of us) started running my other friend is kind of fat and can't run so when faced with conflict he kind of just walks away we lose him but the suv pulls into the school parking lot which opens up to a Tarmac that we where running on I turn around and this fucker is literally on my heels trying to run me down so I run to the more sandy gravelish area sure enough he slams on his breaks (at this point I was shitting myself because he pinned it to run me over so me and my other friend that ran meet up we start sneaking around the other side of the school to nope back to my 3rd friends house we get all the way around the school then his van pulls up right infront of us blocking the sidewalk so me and him nope back into the feild the school has (like a open soccer feild with no lights) we where watching trying to see our other friend >nowhere to be seen
Eventually he comes from where we were blocked off running like I've never seen before like cheeseburger sale fast I mean fast we ask him what happened he doesent want to talk about it we wait it out to go back to his house part 1
>>16775207
Part 2
Eventually after about 30 mins of waiting we get back to his house and he tells us what the guy said to him apparently he told him his address then told hike he had a present for him left me shook. But then again how much damage could a fat greaseball do? What do?
>>16775207
Fucking autistics...
You deserve what you get fuck faces. I'd rape your friend if yous did that to me.
I like this girl I've been talking to on the Internet a lot. We're pretty close friends at this point, talking every day and playing games together.
However, she's an incredibly damaged character who had an unfortunate upbringing and a lot of unsuccessful relationships. Her social anxiety is crippling--she's spent the past few years in near isolation so getting her to meet with me is going to be DIFFICULT. I feel like I should be the best friend I possibly can first to build trust, although under normal circumstances this would only get me friend zoned.
My criteria for girls is really strict so I don't want to give up. I really want to try and make her go on a date with me at least once. Any advice?
>dating damaged goods
What is that she can offer that others don't.
Last weekend my girlfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Only problem was that I couldn't get it up for whatever reason. Now this weekend we had talked about doing it on Sunday and I haven't gotten off in a week. I want to be able to keep an erection so that we can try again, but at the same time I'm afraid I might be too sensitive and I would ejaculate too quickly. Anybody have any thoughts on the situation?
>>16775131
You should allow her to go down on you until you come. Preferably in the mouth. Then go down on her after the foreplay. Make her come. Should take about total 25 minutes. You should be ready by the end of 25 minutes marker.
>>16775216
This only works if you don't fap often.
Don't fap. Save your energy for your gf. Also avoid porn.
If you do both these things you'll be fine,
just play this song next time you have sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu9WfqJGoPc
I dont belong nowhere.
im sure i could hypothesize why you're a piece of shit and don't belong nowhere but really you know why and you know how to fix it.
and dont give me that bullshit that you don't know how to fix it. running away from your problems is always an option, and i dont mean suicide, i mean literally leaving and never coming back to whatever situation you are stuck in that causes you to feel this way. if you spend like 5 minutes just thinking about how to remedy your problem i bet you can find the answer, after that all you have to do is take that route.
i want to remind you that suicide is not the answer, death is the worst possible option of all other options in life because you die with your problems and they are never fixed. you can be happy, you just gotta try
ill give you a hint: you have to stop hating yourself before anything else changes. when i was depressed i just kept telling myself i wasnt and i fixed the problems that made me feel depressed. you have to pull yourself up, no one else can do that for you not even 4chan
I have this problem. What do?
Fiber
>>16775112
That's it?
Use bidet
Need some opinions about my Tinder pics, as I have no clue whatsoever about this.
Retake #2 but smile in it this time you grumpy fuck.
That face makes you look like one of those guys who are proud to say they don't eat pussy.
Loose 3&4. Others are p neat
The pictures are fine, but you need to smile more. Also, it makes you look good if you take pictures with friends.
I really, really want to go travelling. At the moment I'm unemployed though.
Should I go now, because I have no commitments? Then I can just get a job when I get back?
Or should I get a job because otherwise I'm a lazy faggot? And then try and take time off work to travel in the future (which of course will make everything more expensive because I will probably still have to cover rent in wherever I'm living, which will probably be in London, where rent is fucking expensive)?
How much dolla do you have in the bank? How long do you estimate it would take you to find a job? How far do you want to go/how much do you want/need to spend?
>>16775087
>get real job
>take vacation
>get paid while on vacation
>profit
>>16775096
>How much dolla do you have in the bank?
About £7,000 I think
>How long do you estimate it would take you to find a job?
A couple of weeks to a month?
>How far do you want to go/how much do you want/need to spend?
Thailand for a month would be awesome, and I don't think it would cost that much
>>16775139
I suppose I could but if I want to go for a month, I'd have to use almost all my holiday up.
I did it! I dominated my girlfriend and made her submit to me.
The problem is she was just way too bold and sexually aggressive and forward. I think I was finally able to take most of that out of her. We've been together for about three months now, having regular sex for over two of those months, and she has just been really stubborn and resistant, has a lot of spunk. It's been difficult.
Last night though, I found out she has never been facefucked before. I mean it's something I usually do early on, because I think it really shows a woman her place, but I just hadn't pulled out that tool yet. At first she kept trying to use her hands, but I kept scolding her about how I can use my hands myself if that's what I want, and finally just started slapping her hand away a couple of times till she got the point. She was having a difficult time and tried to protest, but I explained that her throat just hadn't been broken in yet. I then was able to get her in position with her head hanging of the bed and really fuck her throat.
After doing this for another few minutes, she was really pliable and willing to do anything else I wanted. I basically ragdolled her into various positions, made her look in the mirror while she was getting hair pulled and fucked and ass spanked. She orgamasmed two times! Which was a first for her. I then ended up coming on her face, another first for her, and the look of defeat was glorious.
The problem is during aftercare, she was really upset. She kept trying to argue that she isn't submissive, and doesn't really want to have sex like this again, but her pussy was saying otherwise! I kept pointing out the facts of what happened, and she kept getting more and more upset! Are you fucking kidding me? Why do you think she has so much trouble accepting this?
You are full of shit. Fuck you.
>>16775062
Lol OP.
You sound like such a chav.
I would suggest a more subtle approach to get your desired sex; she obviously liked it, but cant will herself to be confronted with the "submissive" image that it places of her in her head.
Maybe go with the "you arent who you are when you have sex, and its completely ok to do x or y in bed"-route.
Or try a compromise?
You have a big advantage though: her cumming from the experience twice, which she will remember.
Good luck OP.
>Be 23
>Attracted to 19 year old
I know it isn't much of an age difference, but I still feel weird for liking her.
Almost as if it's wrong of me to feel this way. What's wrong?
>>16775021
Nothing. Women just look their prime from 19-22.
I like them more experienced, but thats JMO.
Anything goes after 18
age of consent laws are making you think dating girls that look younger than you is wrong
>>16775021
The same, but I'm 24.
