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My ex wants to meet up. I love that guy. I'm so exited.
How do I not fuck this up? I'm scared that he doesn't find me attractive anymore, which is crazy cause I haven't gained any weight and he always compliments me anyway. I'm just worried and insecure, haven't been on dates in ages.
I need you to say something encouraging. I'm afraid he won't like me.
Need some more info. Who did the dumping? How long has it been? How long did you date? etc.
Also, why does everyone on this fucking planet get a second chance except me?
>>16772923
He dumped me, it was quite a long time, under a year though.
>>16772927
Never did I see this coming.
I like writing, and I'm told I'm pretty good at it.
But I'm constantly ignoring finishing stories and will probably die before I can get all my ideas down
>inb4 get a job, hippy
I'm in college for journalism (which I don't put off because I enjoy whatever money I can get)
Anyone else have trouble with this though?
There are positions for people looking for professional writers. Just get something like that and lay low for a bit.
You don't have to write everything all at once. Just be patient.
writing seriously is hard work, which you probably know already, and work isn't always fun. just force yourself to finish the stories you start
though it is okay to give up on things sometimes if you can't get the story to work, but try to not give them all up
>be me, have very strong short hair fetish and yellow fever (is it called then when you're Asian to begin with?), literally can't feel attraction to a girl unless they have it
>try various dating websites, join university clubs, etc
>only like 1/5 of girls looking for a boyfriend are Asian and all of them are either ugly or have long hair
What do? I've tried dating girls without either characteristic, but I hold physical standards of beauty fairly high and just couldn't...
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It sounds like you have a condition where you're only attracted to people who remind you of yourself.
>>16772850
I don't really like myself though
wow that girl is gorgeous but these korea ain't down with thick girls so i can never fap to those kpop gifs
i bet there's tons of phat ass in korea and japan but their media just completely excludes them
My mom wants to get me an arranged marriage. What do?
I am a kissless, handholdless virgin. It may be my only shot but I never thought I'd be marrying an Indian girl who barely speaks English
P O O
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>>16772813
Yes I know. Poo in loo.
Get on with it already.
>>16772807
Do it. Guaranteed pussy and maid for life. It's the way marriages were meant to be.
you human beans protect your eyes?
and clean them regularly with clean water?
i always have some glasses lying around.
and some water.
otherwise you are basically really stupid.
>>16772802
You'll still be blind when you're dead fucker see if i care.
Why is the "t" in LGBT there?
all the rest are sexualities, but that's a "gender"
>>16772762
what? this isnt really advice related. why not just go to /lgbt/ and ask?
that being said, its all considered 'deviance'. while T might be directly related to gender, sexuality is pretty much the next logical step of gender.
the female gender is sexually attracted to males and vice versa.
so throw in someone who is genderswapped and you still got SOME degree of deviance. either a man who dresses as a woman but has sex with women or as a woman and sex with men. its all deviance.
frankly...
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>>16772762
Because it's been difficult for trans people to create their own movement so they were adopted, so to speak, by the gay community. Pretty simple.
So I had been talking to this girl a lot for the past two months, but recently she has been do distant. I can tell she still likes me a lot, but then she'll ignore my message for the entire day until at about 11 P.M., in which she'd comment "Hi!?", as if I have been ignoring her. I always say something about why she doesn't reply, but she just replies with "o", then we'd Skype.
Yesterdsy, I messaged her in the morning. I asked her what's up, and she still has not yet replied, but I see her posting Istagram photos. I'm...
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shes getting bored of you
ask her out already
>>16772764
Don't want to date her nor anyone else. We discussed that a while ago and we were both okay with it. I liked what we had and didn't feel a need to go into dating. She was okay with that.
So I met this girl about two months and everything's been going great. I've taken her out a few times and even surprised her this week with theater tickets which made her get emotional because this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for her. We are always speaking on the phone and being a bit naughty now and then like you do and everything great. Normally when I say to her I can't wait to see and kiss you again, she replies the with the same words. But for the past 3 days or so every time that I mention I want to give her a kiss or a cuddle, she pauses and...
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you're coming in way too hot if you guys just started dating and your smothering her already.
If she's sick, buy her some ice cream and give her some space
just keep it chill and stop freaking out
>But for the past 3 days or so every time that I mention I want to give her a kiss or a cuddle
my guess is that she is that she got bored of that faggotry
repeating the same thing gets tiresome after a while
>>16772702
The thing is though she was the one that started with all the soppy stuff! I've always been quite a cold person, so I thought that she would appreciate me doing the same.
At around 26 or 27 years old, I got fed up with my life. I wasn't doing anything except playing video games all day and being a NEET. I had been doing this since my dad passed away after high school.
I signed up for college, found a place that was willing to accept me with generous scholarships. Now I'm in my last year of school.
But I'm starting to become depressed. I am 29 and I will be 30 soon.
What's bothering me is that whole "you'll become a wizard if you don't lose your virginity" thing. I feel ashamed about...
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It's a minor thing that is a symptom of you having no life. Since you're comfortable with the latter it shouldn't really bother you.
If you do get yourself together you can have sex easily (30+ or not), and you will be able to fly to places like Amsterdam on a whim.
>>16772676
You just keep telling yourself that. Hagrid's already penciled you in for next semester.
Also, I'm Indian (Sikh, but not religious) so my mom keeps talking about getting an arranged marriage.
But going straight to marriage and not dating or anything scares me. Also I hate going to poo in loo land, it smells there. I don't even speak the language.
>register on tinder
>swipe right like 200 profiles
>no matches
what the fuck, is this normal or what?
no. I match on like 50% of my righties, and I'm real picky.
1. get a better photo
2. get a better photo
3. some quick funny b.s. in your profile gives a hint as to your interests, and any particular attributes women might like (height, job title, etc)
4. no seriously, it's 90% about the photos. even if you're ugly there's things you can do (and in person women care a lot less about it than you'd think)
>>16772659
1. Tinder is flesh market, expect to be harshly judged just on your looks. A better pic might help.
2. Post how you described yourself in your profile (censor sensitive data) and we'll see what can be improved.
Think of it as selling a car on craigslist.
not OP but how easy is it to fuck once you got a match?
All signals that contain information/messages have an associated frequency bandwidth. Therefore, viewing the signal in both the time and frequency domains is critical.
TRUE OR FALSE
THX!
TRUE
>>16772657
True
>Be me, 23 years old
>Still live with parent
>Want to move out
I really do want to move out but I don't know if it's feasible, rent alone is 400 odd pound a month and I get minimum wage here in the UK and irregular shifts. I work at Mc Donalds of all places btw.
Any advice?
>>16772622
A good start is to live with a roomate, or atleast in a shared house with your small room. The cost of those should be around 100~200
>>16772622
I am 28 make almost 81k a year and I still live my parents they don't mind I don't mind we all save a shit load of money.
>>16772730
how do you get laid?
>be me
>be a child
>be a sand nigger
>get raped .
>didn't tell anyone untill today in 4chan
mfw today
what should i do
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>nonwhite
/care
>be a sand nigger
no
Is college worth it for me? I'm not really sure. I have 5 days until classes start and I can't make up my mind if I should go.
I own a resale clothing store and really like running it, I work 48 hours a week at the store and then some with shopping for inventory. I'm making good enough money for my early twenties.
I still live at home and both of my parents are heavily pressuring me to go to college. I actually have a lot of time to do my homework while I'm at my store because there is down time when no one is in here except me.
There...
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College isn't for everyone. Do what will keep you happy in the long run, cutie pie.
>>16772603
>other wants to be a lazy fuck on my day off and play Nauto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 for six hours straight.
>What do?
Suicide.
> I'm making good enough money for my early twenties.
>I still live at home and both of my parents are heavily pressuring me to go to college
That's a subtle hint that you could chip in the house budget or GTFO. Kinda like mommy bird pushes...
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>decide to play club penguin because bored with friends
>find some 1 yo account
>i remember that i have another 1 that is old af and stuff
>decide to recover my old mail
>try some combinations
>mail not found
>mail not found
>mail not found
>incorrect password
>let's...
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>>16772595
>Club Penguin
Anon what the fuck
Hacking an e-mail is illegal under certain interpretations of certain national laws but absolutely nobody will go to court for that shit and you are an idiot for even worrying about that. But be polite for a bit and change the password back for the original user.
>>16772687
i just wanted to share the story
i don't even know her old password, fuck that, she'll just type Andrzej if she has 20 iq
>>16772595
>getting partyv& for hacking a club penguin account
That'll be a good one to tell the grandkids someday...
