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I'm about 4 weeks pregnant and my boyfriend and I decided to abort. My family is extremely against abortion but they think my boyfriend and I want it so that shouldn't matter. Just ordered the abortion pills and it should be here in a few weeks so I'm going to fake a miscarriage. My parents will definitely take me to the hospital since I'll be bleeding like crazy, thing is, will the doctor know I took an abortion pill?. If he does will he tell my parents?. I'm 19.
>>16788942
Yes, your doctor will know but he is not obligated to share than info with your parents
>>16789005
Okay. I don't care as long as my parents don't know. Thank You.
>>16788942
I urge you to really think about what YOU want, though.
Don't allow your boyfriend's opinion to sway your stance. You're going to have to live with the fact that you had an abortion, so make sure you're sure of your decision before you make it.
Also, consider that your family may be very upset and possibly cut you off if they find out
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>>16788703
Should I lose my virginity to a virgin girl or is it weird to lose it to a girl who isn't?
>>16788703
How do I talk to girls without feeling the need to suffocate myself in their tits?
>>16788728
unless you are a purefag, who gives a shit
Have you found something that you're willing to die for?
Better to find something you're willing to live for - like crafting functional and beautiful items from wood.
My loved ones
spite
I'm not depressed
I'm not suicidal
I just don't want to get better
Ilever since highschool ended 5 years ago I have become a recluse Nd I have become fatter that I ever thought was possible, there is great pain in my heart and that's because I will never be able to have a loving partner and that's because my body is inadequate, I have a minuscule non functioning penis, in 23 not a teenager and I find myself trying to get over it and distract myself with hobby's and other things but truth is I always end up in the se place feeling the same feels. I have been unable to hold a job or even a friendship, I had to drop out of college because it as too painful and the people around me got mad because they can't understand why I keep doing these things
I'm not suicidal of depressed I'm just unable to move on with my life, I dknt believe that there is one thing you can tell me to change my mind, I don't have the body to transition either so that's out of the picture
I know I'm male and that means my problems are worthless in your eyes I'm just looking for a bit of kindness and someone to listen to me
Seriously see a therapist or something. You aren't going to get the help you need here. There's no line of text anyone can type that is going to fix your problems.
I find myself saying stuff like its OK because I'm going to die, I keep rejecting every opportunity that shows up even tho they are plenty. I don't know what else to say, I feel destroyed, I feel I'm not a man I don't think I should have made it this far
>>16788186
I have seen therapists whenever I tell them about my problems I stop showing up, I don't know why. I don't believe I have a fixable problem at al
How do you tell if you're genuinely hungry or just bored?
It's like I could literally just eat constantly and fucking never feel satisfied or even full. It's infuriating and driving my family insane too.
Try staying busy. Carpentry and woodworking is a good way to stay productive, and you'll feel satisfied having built something with your own hands rather than just eat the boredom away.
Try not being a fat americunt. Also, carpentry is a time honored hobby you could take up to take your mind off of Doritos.
>>16787322
There is no space for carpentry or woodworking in the house and it's winter on the outside.
Besides, I'm already in bed.
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
How normal is it for a guy to not cum the first time he has sex? I mean the feeling was good, but I never came. She did, but not I. Wasn't her first time either.
>>16784750
Really normal. Takes time and getting used to it.
>>16784750
I've had sex with a few virgin men and its really common. All but one couldn't cum the first time. Don't sweat it too much. Enjoy yourselves and unless it becomes a pattern its no big deal
What do you eat in a day and how much? Skinny people (claiming that they're 'naturally thin') only, obviously.
>>16782438
Eat less fatty it's not hard
I'm fat and even I know the solution.
Food taste great and I'm a lazy sack of shit
But the solution is simple.
Well I'm on a gym diet now.
But before I'd wake up, have a big fat bowl of cereal like corn flakes or somethings and a fuck ton of milk. Then I wouldn't eat for about 6-8 hours because of work. Then I'd come home and have 4 snickers and a diet coke. Then I'd wait a few more hours. Then I'd have dinner which is usually like, steak and chips and peas and onion rings and mushrooms, or spaghetti bolognese, or sausages beans and mash potato, or chicken wraps or something. And that would be it. Always stayed skinny.
Now though like I said, I'm on a clean gym diet with the intent of gaining weight.
>>16782445
Yeah fucktwat, that's not what I was asking about. I'm not 'naturally thin', I watch what I eat very carefully. I just think that people claiming to be naturally thin are as distorted as fatties claiming to be healthy, so I'd like to know what they actually do eat and how much.
I feel like I can get into anyones head. Ill always know exactly what to say and how to get the result I want out of someone. The problem with this is I find I lack what Id say is a real connection with anyone. Men seem like competitors and women are all too predictable. What is it that im seeing that other people arent or vice versa?
>>16785533
although I don't know you, I can tell you that in my experience, 99% of the people I've met who think they're mind readers are just extremely prideful to the point where they project their expectations so much on to other people that they only see the reality that they originally predicted.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that there is no way you are that socially masterful. Human beings are extremely complicated, and you're likely only able to predict little things about people's external appearance and not truly understand them.
Now, your first reaction MIGHT be to get defensive and say "NO I REALLY DO UNDERSTAND PEOPLE SUPER WELL" but really take a minute to reflect on yourself and evaluate whether or not it's possible that your pride is clouding your vision.
Being able to manipulate people into certain things is NOT the same as understanding them.
This is me projecting: but you seem like one of those people who think it's cool to be emotionally unattached and sociopathic.
>>16785557
/thread
>>16785533
wait a minute... so you are a master of the human mind and somehow DIDNT predict that this thread would only lead to people telling you to stop acting like a retard?
then why make it?
I'm a over 30 years old and a female virgin.
How do I get bf who loves me and whom I can trust? I always feel depressed and frustrated, I want to have sex, but I don't want it to be meaningless. I want to have sex with someone who loves. Yet all men are either looking to use me like a cumdumpster which I refuse to do or too much of spineless wimps for me to consider them men. If they can't even initiate things that means they didn't really care about me, and I don't want to do it with someone who doesn't care about me.
At the same time I really want to do it. Life's hell.
>>16784222
i hate to say it and i dont want to troll but if you're gonna ask this kind of question and want answers - give a photo for us to see or at least describe yourself more - ethnicity, weight, body type, hair colour, likes dislikes, etc
>>16784222
>I want to have sex with someone who loves
You're 30 and never been in love? What the hell Op?
>>16784222
Nice trips checked.
Think you are a bit expectant that a man has to initiate everything we are in the 21st century.
Can I ask where it the world you are?
Have you been actively looking for a guy?
Rate and suggest improvements
Looks good.
>>16782114
It's bad form to put a picture of you with your ex girlfriend in your dating profile, bud.
>>16782114
Your picture screams of "sociable beta, likes getting cucked, will travel"
Get a better haircut and take a pic that doesn't make you look like a bi/curious that just felt a tingle in his jingle when he saw another kid's penis in gym class
Lets have looks advice thread.
Anyone with question regarding appearance can post (including pic is encouraged).
yeah do me
>>16778607
Start by smiling at the camera. Not OP.
>>16778607
you are the definition of androgynous
I live with a girl who masturbates every night really fucking loudly an STOPS ME SLEEPING, her room is right next to time I hear this fucking hambeast going UGH UGH UGH OCH OH OCH AGg. Sometimes she goes for a fucking hour I know you're fucking ugly and will never get any but STOP FUCKING KEEPING ME FROM SLEEPING WITH YOUR DISGUSTING SELF PLEASURING YOU GOD DAMN FAT OBESE UFLY CUNT WHORE BITCH, DIE FROM AIDS WHOOORREE.
Every fucking night. She has no fucking shame.
Confronting her would be embarrassing and create issues and tension. Is there anything else I can do to get across to this dumb bitch before I have to tell her? I hate even looking at her I'd rather not talk to her.
HELP ME.
>>16782329
Ear plugs?
>>16782334
Works, I've used them, but they wear out quickly after 8 hour use a day and are expensive when I need so many.
>>16782329
Record her from your room and play back her sounds 2x slower so you can recreate whale sounds as white noise. Play it loud enough so that she hears it but can't quite figure out what it is
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
Is chemistry usually mutual?
>>16779595
No. Mismatched chemistry is overwhelmingly the usual case. That's why we have to date many people instead of selecting our perfect matches at random on the street. It's a somewhat rare and special accident to meet someone with whom we click together.
>>16779595
Tempted to say yes, but the anons having absolutely no skills in resding people are in the majority so i'm going to go with "mostly".
Stay gold...
Why do I have to be the one coming back to this board to motivate people, like holy fuck how hard is it to just do the things you want to do
I have my first electroconvulsive therapy treatment at 9am on Monday!
I'm not as excited as I really should be, simply because it takes 4 treatments on average before you start to see any results. But I am very excited to start and finally see if I can get my depression the fuck over with.
I told you.
I fucking told you.
You live in a group home for fuck's sake; why would you throw away a dry, warm home and food just so you could get high?? Your ass is going to be homeless and you have no where to go. You're a fucking idiot, and while it's a shit move your Dad pulled, you knew better.
Oh well.
I don't know what to do for you.. Yes, I am worried sick about you, but there is nothing I can do, my family is still bent on hating your guts. So... You can't really live here; I'm sorry.
Why are women so universally unfunny? Seriously, is there any science behind it?
Is it even possible to become a successful and respected female comedian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-a0piyg_c
>Is it even possible to become a successful and respected female comedian?
no
>>16783115
because unfunny women can still get laid and have children, it isnt the same with men
Most female comedy is just bitching with a smile or pretending to be dumb.
I went to the comedy fest in Hartford Ct a few years ago when Dave Chapelle returned after walking off stage at the past fest.
Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman both performed. All they talked about was muh abortion muh right to be a slut. The women ate it up, the men in the audience sat there with stone cold faces.
My gf hates Amy Schumer, but her sister loves her. Her older sister is the type of girl who wants Hillary in the white house because "I think it's time we have a female president" and constantly posts Beyonce quotes on twitter like she's a walking Goddess.
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