>>16778675
Heavy makeup with lots of foundation. If he tries to suck your face again firm grabbing of balls.

>>16778679
Makeup isn't really doing the trick :-( I pulled him off as quickly as I could but it was too late

the purple cheek challenge

>>16778635
You two don't really sound right for each other. You're both like making up confusing drama and accusing each other of being weird in the relationship....

I would remember what you really liked about her and then try to move on to someone else. it seems like you two are headed that way anyway, life is short.

I just broke up with my girlfriend of two years recently and she was kinda doing the same thing before i left her:
>She's confused
>She's...
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>>16778651
I think you're right.

Tbh I always tried to talk about issues, not letting them get bigger and that stuff. But sometimes she just "didn't wanted to talk" or she "wasn't ready to talk". One time she talked shit with me while she was drunk, and she said lots of stuff like

>Well that's just the way I am, and you fell in love with me like that, you know me
>I will never change for someone or something
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>>16778635

she was probably flirting with another guy behind your back, didn't worked out and she crawled back to you.

Ok then man. Help me out.

>>>16778536

>>16778549
They come we answer just let it be.

>>16778549
>Why is this entire board nothing but relationship advice?
Because this board mostly serves the geek community, between the ages of 12 and 25-ish (technically we don't serve people under 18, but let's not kid ourselves about who actually comes here). For a lot of people in that gwneral age range, sex is the primary thing on their minds, but because of certain endemic problems to the particular demographic we serve, they have a lot of trouble getting it. So it's only...
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I've actually met with my advisor since then and she said "relax. I'm on your side of this. I just need to get some more information first and then I'll meet with you again to discuss what you can do."

She's not involved in the disciplinary action or anything, nor is she my professor or anything, so I have to take her at her word I guess.

She also said "I don't think a lot of students fully realize the difference between collaboration and cheating on assignments, so we should talk about that too when you have time and I have...
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>>16778543
Relax anon. Its Sunday. You shouldn't be worried if you dropped the class. By spazzing out and emailing everyone you make yourself seem suspicious. Follow your advisors advice.

>>16778556
If it were the first offense, I wouldn't be so worried. But two years ago I was caught doing the same thing (but much much worse) on a take-home test.

This was just one homework assignment and I didn't even copy the answers, just rephrased them in my own words (but since it's math, that's not much of a difference).

I kind of need to add another course that replaces it to graduate though, and I need the head of department's permission to do that after 2 weeks of the semester...
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>>16778476
In precisely what way is this any of your business?

>>16778476
>>from a carribbean island and here illegally (she has no legal visa status and no green card)
Report and deport.

>>16778488
Would you let a blind man walk off of a cliff?

Just go and tell your friend what you think about her. If he's your real friend he'll understand.
Maybe he's okey with all that.

>>16778460
How far is her college?
You could keep the thing you have open, eventhough that might be difficult..

Her college experience of what? Partying and fucking other guys? If she's going to do that she'll do it. You go to college to learn.

Open relationship. After she takes your virginity first.

Or if she's happy with you, keep things as is.
But where is the college would it be long distance? How far?

>>16778427
I've also stopped eating the way I used to and when I do eat I feel sick sometimes and no matter how much I sleep I'm still tired

>>16778427
Talk to your doctor. He might suggest a therapist. Hell, it might even be physical. Bad nutrition can cause depression.

>>16778440
I dont want to talk to a doctor people will think I'm crazy if I get a therapist

You could try meetup.com

>>16778464
i have a thing on that but unfortunately i havent really seen any groups that appeal to me

>>16778490
You're wrong. The logical place to start is with your workmates. Even if they're older, they have to eat lunch and probably have a drink after work some nights. You might enjoy their company, but more to the point, they probably know some people your age and will introduce you at the bar/cafe/bowling alley/whatever.

Meanwhile, check out the new city's resources. Is there a community college or the equivalent? Take a non-academic class (cooking, car repair, art appreciation) just for the fun...
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A regular person.
For law purposes you're only a pedo if you either incur in sex with kids or have/watch child pornography.

>>16778411
an equal-opportunity creep

>>16778411
As a girl who did a lot of lewd shit with older guys since the age of 11, can confirm that 99% of guys would totally bang adolescents-young teens if it was legal and socially acceptable. All the guys I was lewd with were just regular guys, all of them were hesitant at first but they still went for it.

It is usually best just to comply and get out of there. At least it is the safest option, but obviously not the proudest or most comfortable one.

I usually just toss some insults back at the guy, or plain ignore him, and if he wants to make more out of it, then he is the one getting assraped by the police. However I would not advice to antagonize someone who is obviously drunk or under the influence of something. They don't listen to common sense.

I leave subhumans to their own devices, and only take action if physically confronted.
It's the logical choice.
I don't see anything to be ashamed of. Do you also get psychhological issues when you see an irate dog and avoid it instead of kicking it?

Ignore them as much as possible. They say things hoping you'll react, trash can actually be smart, they might be planning something. You never know if they have backup waiting around the corner.

you don't.

>>16778356
Shot gun to the head just don't think about it. Make your decision and then do it mechanically.

Anyone who knows the answer to this is already dead, so :U

>>16778079
How long have you been with her.

>>16778079
How close is the wedding? My original thought was just cold feet before I read the drama sentence.

What kind of drama is it? I mean, if the drama is unbearable, why are you signing up for "to death (or divorce) do us part" with her?

>>16778079
3 years.

>>16778066
No, pussy. Do it.

>>16778066
Yes, approach girls in a setting where you have a valid reason for small talk.

>>16778066
Bump

>>16778013
Patience, faggot.

>>16778013
If you're in america go to any publix and ask for zpack. Its an antibiotic that doesn't require a prescription. Also take the mucinex its breaking up the phlem in your chest. Lots of warm liquids and dayquil nyquil for the rest of your symptoms.

>>16778013
>viral infection
>give me an antibiotic
How dumb can you get?

how did you find out about this msg?

>>16778008
That would be a deal breaker for me.

He's manipulating you. If you take him back, he'll know that he can pretty much do whatever he wants to you, and it'll only escalate. Dump him and find someone who values and respects you.