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I'm almost 23 and have erection problems. Got stuck on using viagra, now it might have evolved to something psychological although i'm not sure because my test level is kind of low - 465 ng/dL (16.1355 nmol/L).
I don't watch porn, i do not fap, have sex often (taking fucking pills), i lift 3 times a week, i'm not fat, my diet is relatively good (no fast food, trying to eat clean), i take premium multivitamins, ZMA before bed, vitamin D because of deficiency, will get fish oil.
What else can i try, /adv/? I've visited urologist and he said...
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>>16778076
Are you having problems staying hard or getting hard or both?
>>16778076
I mean if your on Viagra its probably more mental than anything. If its stress related don't fret when your dick stops working. Get you're partner off with your fingers and mouth. Can you masturbate normally?
>>16778076
Or ops such a fuckin fagget he leaves thread. Try g-spot stimulation you gigantic fagget.
How do I become funnier? it feels so hard for me to come up with anything I always end up sounding too serious=/
Be deadpan.
>>16778030
I listen to stand up and don't try to force it. Just say what's on your mind and be casual the funniest stuff comes naturally.
>>16778040
What are some good stand ups?
How do I motivate myself to write a CV when I've never done anything and I don't want to do anything, I just want to lay in bed and be a lump.
Yeah you do. Volunteer/work for free until you have enough to write about + references.
>>16778072
I haven't got the time. I have a job interview on wednesday. I gotta bring a CV there.
>>16778014
It takes credentials and experience to be a really good lump.
I thought uni was going to be a place where great minds come to be free from limits, where smart people did crazy stuff and blew things up or created amazing things just for the hell of it. Is there such a university on this Earth that has that? I'm attending one of the top unis in my country for physics, and most people seem pretty normal, and just spend a long time reading stuff. Nobody pulls off some crazy shit for fun, nobody challenges the science, they just do the required work and then go out drinking on the weekend.
Where in the world did this idea of what university was supposed to be like come from?
Just try finding a cool lab faggot.
>>16778000
A whole university? Probably not. Potentially a society/club but those are usually revolved around alcohol.
TLDR no
Hey, /adv/! im a 19 years old guy, my gfs 19 too. YEsterday I got really fucking drunk, like REALLY fucking drunk. I had to be home in the morning to watch over my lil brothers. I overslept at my gfs house. My gf woke me up like 1 hr later and I was allready late. Ok. I come home, my mother calls me, angry and says that she heard everything I said to my gf. (my phone picked up while in pocket) I have no idea what ive said to her, instantly write a sms saying that Im sorry, that I dont remember anything and that i love her. Go to sleep.
Wake up after some time. Hungover...
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>>16777987
Apologize to everyone concerned. Do something special for each, to make up for it (Something romantic for GF, something helpful around the house for mother)
And stop drinking. You clearly can't handle it.
>2016
>he is still drinking
>gay tattoo on OP pic
That's why suicide is a thing, OP.
It's not getting drunk that's your problem, it's the fact that people express their true underlying emotions and concerns when intoxicated.
Work on your emotions and concerns, so you'll treat the people you love with as much respect and compassion when you're drunk as when you're sober.
I'll try to keep this as brief as possible.
Bought a two bed property near London with my gf because we both work in the city. I have since got a job in the South East which starts in a couple of months and no longer need to live near London. Gf wants to become a student again in London and keep the flat because (i) mortgage payments are 1/3 the cost of renting and (ii) it has increased in value by 30% in the past 9 months.
Gf wants to make the relationship work but I have had enough and am ready to move on. No longer find her sexually attractive or feel like...
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>>16777971
Do whatever you please the most, it obviously isn't a girl you'd stay with, so just do what benefits you the most
>>16777981
I am not sure what that is.
>>16777971
There are several courses of action and you have to decide which course of action gets you closer to where you want your life going OP.
My advice would be to sell the condo and go your separate ways. This is the easiest, cleanest, and the safest. No hurt feelings. No drama. Just sell the fucking thing and get out.
If you let her live there, she'll start partying and being depressed and fucking strangers in your owned place. This has a high potential to get dicey.
If you try to kick her out,...
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Hey guys, so I have a girlfriend she is the one I lost my virginity to but my girlfriend already had 3 other relationships and has slept with more than 6 guys and that bothers me... Before you go ahead and call me a faggot, I already know that I'm a huge faggot. She trusted me and told me that she was intimate with that many guys and I keep telling myself it's not a big deal and I know it's not a big deal but it keeps bothering me... She is an amazing girl, we both enjoy each other's company and we both like each other very much but this is really bothering...
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Why does it matter?
>>16777970
girls usually downgrade the number, so it's proly more. My suggestion is that you go around and fuck as many as you please, and come back like a man :)
>>16777976
You got that right, fellow goyim! Find a shiksa that's had 50 dicks inside her so you know you're really getting some quality meat!
My fiance travels a lot for work so we end up having a lot of phone sex. He cums every time but I'm really bad with dirty talking and thinking up lewd scenarios. Any tips/ideas?
>>16777957
well what are some of your main fetishes and fantasies?
also are you male or female?
>>16777969
I'm pretty vanilla and him too. I like exhibitionism quite a bit and stuff like
>blowing him while he makes an important phone call or while he's playing competitive vidya
and the weirdest he gets is fucking me while I'm asleep to wake me up.
I'm female.
>>16777957
>>16777975
Try to use a lot of lewd details when you are describing something you would do to him. So if you are thinking of blowing him, don't just say "i want to blow you" but describe him HOW you'd do it, how you'd use your mouth, your tongue, etc. And how much that would turn you on.
Can't help with the scenarios, I'm into pretty kinky stuff
What's a reasonable amount of time before I say 'I love you' to my gf? Been in a relationship for a week now.
We both even had a talk about this, we're real comfortable talking about anything with each other and both agreed it's too strong a word to use at the moment, but she said she has no doubt she will use those words for me one day.
A month AT LEAST, in my opinion.
Though there isn't a time on emotions so when you feel you need to, go ahead.
>>16777951
I'd say about a month of steady communication.
>>16777988
>>16777972
Really?
I was thinking probably if we're somehow still together and get engaged I'd use it, but if she uses it first I will reciprocate.
I'm currently traveling alone, noticed that i had the time of my life for a few months. But when i stopped drinking everyday i feel depresed again and i don't feel like hanging out with anyone.
So now thinking back i noticed that the only times i've been happy the last 5 years has been when i was drunk or high.
My Dad and both my grandpas are alcoholic so i don't want to go that way.
Anyone been in same position?
How does one deal with this?
Where can i travel to try and find inner peace or whatever.
>>16777926
take up smoking and gambling, should take your mind off the alcohol
>>16777926
>Where can I travel to try and find inner peace
>Travel to try and find inner peace
>Travel...find inner peace
>Travel...inner
OP, my bro, I believe you have some deeper issues than simply alcohol. I feel your trying to run away from what I gather in that one sentence. No normal, healthy human should feel DEPRESSED without a substance. You are already hooked on it and need a bit...
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>>16777934
I don't really have a trouble with alcohol, generally i don't drink much.
Just now noticed that being drunk makes me feel happiness.
Also been smoking for many years and gambling is not for me as i can't stop.
>>16777945
I've been doing "soul" searching, a lot.
All i figured out is that i want to be free, free from work, free from education, free from social stigmas. When i look at the future the only way i see me to...
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Why do I feel like an asshole when I try to be assertiveor aggressive, even when I'm in the right? Seriously, when I act or think of acting that way, I end up imagining myself as Draco Malfoy or some other two-dimensional shithead.
The alternative is being a doormat, and I refuse to be a doormat. I've been a pussy most of my life, mostly because I would get in trouble otherwise.
>>16777917
>I've been a pussy most of my life
maybe it's because you've grown accustomed to being a pussy and not acting like one is conflicting with your old self-image?
I rode the zipper at the carnival in my hometown and since then I've felt a pain in my eye. I thought it was a rock lodged in there but its been 12 hours since and it still hurts. I'm pretty sure its a scratch on my eye and will be going to the hospital when it opens tomorrow morning.
Is there anything I can do to help my eye?
>>16777895
Keep it closed or a make a makeshift eye patch.
you do realize emergency rooms are 24 hours right?
you think people don't get sick or wounded in the middle of the night?
>>16777909
just suspected I might have a scratch and I'm waiting to get sober before I drive over there
I don't know if I should wait for a relationship/someone I actually care about or just fuck some random girl
>How important is it who your first fuck is with
not at all, sex is way more fun when you're experienced at it and the only way to get there is to do it
Sex is better with someone you feel an emotional connection too.
That said pop your cherry however the fuck you want.
I'd recommend at least going on a date with a one night stand tho. And not just picking up some chick at bar and fucking her that night.
I lost mine to a girl I figured would be a one-off then ended up dating for two years until this day.
Treat is all as experience and if you like the girl try keep her around.
For almost four years I’ve been in a relationship I’m not happy with. It all started because this girl, let’s call her X, (who is actually a great person, caring, very intelligent and supportive) was left alone and had nobody to help her and I felt I had to lend her a hand. She had told me she liked me before and I had said we could be friends, but I went to her and told her we should get together. We’ve had some fun times but at heart I’ve always felt unhappy and always looking for a way out, which I never found since things got worse and I’ve helped her trough...
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>>16777877
Then it all came down in the last few days, for the first time we went out together and it was awesome, we clicked in a way I had never done so with anyone else, we did all those little silly things teenagers do, you know, getting touchy with each other’s hair, laughing a lot and being too awkward to even give each other a hug, but plenty of physical contact, I don’t know, I just felt so alive, like I hadn’t in nearly a decade. Since that day things escalated to the point we couldn’t deny we wanted to be...
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Its going to shit because youre cheating on someone. When you two started showing interest in each other you needed to break it of with the first girl. Now you fucked yourself out of two relationships.
>>16777888
If you want to try to salvage one of them I suggest using logic. You have a faithful girl for four years that adores you. You can keep that and forget about the savior role you put yourself into or risk what you have on an unknown.
What do about severe anxiety?
>>16777869
See a physician. I got perscribed atenolol, and it's great. I don't get the "flight or fight" reflex more often.
>>16777897
This end thread. Also if poorfag try st johns wort.
>>16777897
>atenolol
do you take on a schedule or as needed?
