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Fist a bit of background:
>be me
>22 yo beta white male
>poor social skills
>never smashed or kissed
>decide to go on tinder
>looking for hookups since I'm probably not date material
>get a ton of matches (to my surprise)
>Always start with a cheesy one-liner
>usually works (>80% of...
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>>16780637
Arrange to meet ASAP. Either coffee shop or bar or if they really seem thirsty and trusting your place or theirs. The more you talk without meeting the more likely they are to get bored.
>>16780637
Well, in order to keep a convo going, you gotta have some sort of depth or experience you can talk/use.
m8, if it's hookups, you do just that, hook up. Make a date and before you know it you're fucking the shit out of them and you didn't even finish your coffee
Okay anons so my uncle recently moved in after suffering from a heroine addiction. He has been off heroine for a couple months and everything has been fine. A couple days ago he has been acting fucking nuts. He is claiming to see and hear people outside my home and under the house and it is very unsettling. He has been sick lately with high fevers but today his fever is gone and still claims too see and hear stuff. I came home from work today and he had the power off claiming that people were under my home stealing power.
schizopenomia
Its driving me nuts and I dont know what to do.
>>16780568
Either take him to a psychiatrist or remove the energy burglars from your basement.
I quit my band a while back. I then burnt my bridges to the music scene. I can't find weed anymore, what do?
>>16780556
Nothing. Its not like you can be addicted to weed, so just go with out.
>>16780556
Abandon weed. It's a shitty, expensive habit anyway.
>>16780556
Holla @ me famalam if you wanna.
Hello /adv/, I have a problem.
I'm in a band, but I think I'm developing feelings for the singer. I don't really want to feel this way, but we seem to have similar ideals which is usually why I start becoming attracted to a girl.
I don't want to make things weird/awkward between us by acknowledging something that may not be the case, but I don't want to have my feelings develop too far and be a depressed wreck again (it's happened before with a different girl). What should I do that's good for everyone involved?
tiny bump
>>16780523
Is this band a fun thing for you or are you serious about it? If it's just for fun then go for it. If you're all serious about the band then I honestly can't tell you, man.
>>16780717
Thanks for the reply, I don't know, I wouldn't be against it although she is also like 5-6 years older than me. This is all just kinda speculation too, I can feel myself swooning, but no real feelings yet.
I don't really want to jeopardize the band, however I know what happens when I bottle it up and try to ignore it.
My current gf is a slut. It's cool for the sex and all but I can't help but feel bad when I think about all the dicks and cum that went over her.
What do? :( How to change my mindset?
>>16780522
Start dickn other girlz
"I think about all the dicks." - OP
>>16780526
Pretty much
Just because you don't get pussy doesn't mean you should try to shame her if she's respectful to you
Now that the disposable camera is largely obsolete in the face of smartphones, where do people get their scrap electronics from in bulk?
Not just capacitors for hobbyist coilgun projects, but all the free LEDs, half-charged batteries, transistors and transformers, etc. What is the new age source of electronic trash?
I have no answer, I just wanted to say how happy it made me to see my favourite game on /adv/. I will never get over how underrated it is.
>>16780488
Try /diy/, this board is for sad virgins and girls with shitty boyfriends.
>>16780497
In what way is it "underrated"? Everyone who knows about it praises it.
That said, enjoy your strong independant woman simulator 2016: Catalyst, looks like they completely missed why people liked the first one so much.
I need to keep someone busy on the phone for 15 minutes. What do I do? I already started drinking, then I'll have a reason to call such person.
>>16780477
Well, since you've been so generous with context, I will be as well with an elaborate answer: talk on the phone to them for 15 minutes.
>>16780477
Get sidetracked from the main conversation with trivial topics and frivolities.
Yes, by all means call me. It's not the only information you've got your filthy hands on without permission. Fuck off! Find another victim.
I'm 19 and I can feel I'm starting to lose the ability to pronounce my guttural rs. For example, my rs come out as hs (ex. die Erdbeere comes out as Ehdbeehe). What the fuck is going on?? I used to be able to do it normally up to recently!
>Grow a beard.
>Train yourself to live in the woods
>Become ripped
>Drink
>Just fuck the language and mumble everything
Your specialty and strength>Communication
>>16780445
Unless you're a native German speaker, that's good enough.
What the fuck do I do about cute Mormon missionary girls?
>>16780431
Leave them alone.
>>16780458
They won't leave me alone.
My dad thinks I'm mean for hanging up on them.
I don't wanna be a fuckin Mormon though
That depends. I assume that cute Mormon missionary girls are not a problem in and of themselves. So what is the problem you have with them?
Hi guys. So I'm 18 and I barely just got my start at dating when I was 17 during my senior year of highschool.
I lost some pretty cute girls that year because I had no idea what I was doing. But that's besides the point. Now I understand the dynamics of a date/attraction/banter/flirtation and all. Although I've never been in a relationship.
I know this might sound stupid, but what is really the importance of compatibility? I can understand why it's of importance, especially during a long term, but are there any reasons that it wouldn't...
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>what is really the importance of compatibility? I can understand why it's of importance, especially during a long term, but are there any reasons that it wouldn't matter?
It wouldn't matter in cases of casual sex or FWB. An actual relationship isn't going to last long. Think of your friendships - how many of your long term friends would you say have drastically different views and values from you? Very few, if any, I'm willing to bed. It's the same thing in relationships - if you want it to last, being compatible...
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>>16780425
What a relationship will feel like depends enormously on who you are and with whom you are dating. It should feel good, though. You should feel better with that person than alone. When they call you should feel some excitement to speak with them and hear what they have to say. You should look forward to seeing them. If you listen to and respect your own feelings you'll be fine.
Compatibility is critical for long-term stability, though it matters less for short-term relationships. Don't feel any...
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Honesty.
Loyalty.
Communication.
Trust.
Respect.
Companionship.
That's about it I think.
Went to the dentist last Monday for the first time in almost nine years (I didn't have insurance or much money for a long time, and I've always had good teeth) due to some discomfort while chewing. They took x-rays and found three cavities, the first I've ever had- one larger one and two small ones, all on the same side. Went back last Wednesday and had them all dealt with in one two-and-a-half hour marathon session. Cut to today, four days later, and I'm having discomfort, sensitivity, and pain still whenever I chew on that side. I'm kind of freaked...
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It means that the fillings need to be adjusted. Very common when you have that many done at the same time. There's no way you can tell at that time whether they are right due to all the numbness and trauma in 3 spots at once.
I had the same problem, sort of.
I have two cavities on either side of my mouth that were fixed when I was a kid. They started hurting out of nowhere, but only with certain foods. First it was one side, then it was the other. I had assumed it was because the fillings were damaged or fell out or something.
When I went to the dentist they said everything was a-ok and that I just had sensitive teeth. They told me to use a particular toothpaste every day and to come back in 4 months to see if its gotten better. One side has gotten better. The other still hurts but its better.
>>16780433
How do I tell where they need to be adjusted- or does the dentist do that? They definitely don't meet like they used to, but I can't really figure out by feel exactly where. I've been avoiding chewing back there, but it's like any pressure at all on those spots sends off twinges.
Anons, is deleting from facebook a person who
>you had a tiff with
>was a shitty friend
>doesn't want to speak with you anymore
>you'll see on daily basis in college and have classes with
a reasonable thing? Or is it just petty and unnecessary?
Just fucking do it, they can't tell.
Petty. Why not just put them on ignore or something? Otherwise you're just extending the tiff.
>>16780578
This is a stupid way to look at it. Staying friends with someone that you don't like or have never any intention of hanging out with is just a cruel charade, a lie. I think we should just all be honest when we don't want to be friends with someone. Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you wish them any ill will.
hey my dear all knowing anons. Been together with my girl for 8 months now. We start to get annoyed by each other last months, much less sex, everythings just getting worse day by day. Not asking you for how to unfuck relationship. I wanna know hot to be ready for a first divorce? Cuz i dunno if Im in love but I really like her and weve spent allmost everyday together for 8 months now. Itll be impossible not to miss her.
Sooo...how to get ready for a divorce?
I want it to go smooth, without fucking tears and get drama less fuckbuddy asap.
Thanks in advance!
>>16780400
no advice for you mate
Make her break up with you
>>16780492
im sure it wont be a dump thing.
Well decide it together.
>>16780400
Uh wait, you're married?
This Guy has fucked with me and my Friends for around 3 Years, it turned out that like 90% of everything he said were lies and that he just played on our good will and used us without any second thought about it. I need to know a serious way of messing up his Life for good. Problem is that he lives in a different Place. Pic Relevant, it's the fucker at Nintendo World ( He's a Nintoddler )
hurt his feelings
make false rumors about him having sex with dudes or something
What did he do exactly?
Is considering suicide a sign of mental illness or just a weak mind?
I feel like I am only alive is just because I don't want to hurt my parents. Why is it just wrong to escape?
Is "The myth of sisyphus" worth reading? As a foreigner it's difficult but actually fun to read, but only came as far as ~20 pages, or so.
Why all this questions? I will probably be kicked out of college. And it wouldn't hurt as much knowing I am a retard. The catch is that I worked in the field I study for few years and have somewhat of a success. The academics...
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I'm not sure there is such a thing as a weak mind.
Considering suicide is definitely a sign of mental illness. As are mood swings.
You should see a psychiatrist.
False dilemma.
1.) For a trade-off
2.) For lack of desire to keep on going
3.) Existential boredom
4.) To test religious concepts
5.) For a belief in religious duty
6.) Existential experimentation
7.) To escape a problem
8.) To escape a problem that cannot be fixed
9.) To escape a problem that can only get worse
10.) To escape a meaningless existance
11.) To escape a simple or momentary problem [weak]
12.) Due to emotional problems (not always chemical imbalances/mental illess)
13.) Random act
14.) Due to drugs
15.) To sacrifice oneself...
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