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I found a phone on the side of the road today, picked it up, turned it on. Was gonna try to find a way to contact the owner, but the idiot locked it with McAfee with the message, "Give me back my god damn phone Tyler you fucking liar!!" Is there any way to get any useful information from the phone? I took the SIM out and it has been off since I left the place I found it, out of fear of my location being reported to authorities for theft.
tl;dr I found a phone locked with goddamned McAfee and want to figure out a way to get it to its owner without being accused...
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If you want to return it, figure out which carrier it belongs to (like from the SIM) and turn it in to a local shop. (Or call the support number for that company.) They can match the IMEI to the owner.
>>16781187
I'm not sure why I hadn't thought of that. I'll try it in the morning.
>>16781258
Or just give it to the police
hey i need some advice on what to do with some files i have i got them from a friend and there are disturbing things on it what should i do with the files
Send em to me I'll "dump" them
do you have a utorrent or a thing like that to open it up i so go to https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/13131101/Russian_Interior_Ministry_Hack__amp__50GB_Leak
This is my first time here :)
I hope we can all become good friends. I've heard so many good things about the people of 4chan.
>>16781100
Lurk more.
I completely intend on doing so :)
I like memes, that's what sent me here! I haven't spent much time here, because Tumblr and Reddit are my main areas of interest, but I do hope to get many more warm receptions such as the one you gave me, anon!
I have a serious problem with Procrastination. Please, give me some advice on how to solve it!
>>16781098
eh, ask us later.
I feel like shit because I have no friends or gf. I have no friends or gf because I feel like shit.
It's incrediably frustrating and "lol just do your hobbies" doesn't fucking work. How do I build up the courage to kill myself?
>>16781089
I'd like to kill myself too but I have debts and responsibilities to clear. Then I'll throw myself off a bridge.
>>16781089
>How do I build up the courage to kill myself?
Alcohol.
Jokes aside, are you an autist? Serious question. Just go do shit. Your goal is to get comfortable going out on the town, you are already a loser so what does it matter if people see you alone. Once your comfortable and you have a reasonable idea of how your supposed to act in these situations, then start asking other people to go do that shit with you.
>>16781113
I am autistic. I feel fine going out and doing things by myself.
Who would I ask? I don't go anywhere regularly enough, and cold approaching rarely works.
I've strongly been considering drinking. 25, never had a drink in my life because I'm scared I'd use it to treat my depression. Alcoholism runs in my family bad.
So i cant be the only one i'm really fucking turned on by girls Cutting their hair of shaving their heads (or having them shaved) anyone else like me? or is this a weird thing?
>>16781046
its totally weird, but i say go for it. god knows my fetishes get really out there. not even like insane or crazy, but justreally fucking weird an ddumb
It's called a fetish. It's not that big of a deal, though it is one of the more oddly specific ones I've heard of.
I write erotica commissions for money and that shit ranges from the relatively weird (a story about a man whose penis is so large that he cannot wear pants) to the incredibly fucking creepy (a character giving a man a blowjob, except instead of a penis the man has a venemous, sentient snake.).
Your place on the weirdness scale is so low that it isn't even remotely in "pay someone to write my sexual fantasies in detail" land.
>>16781057
Thanks man.
How do you know if you've got borderline personality disorder?
See a relevant professional: psychiatrist, clinical psychologist, etc
>>16781012
I don't want to waste their time if it's not anything.
Two of my exes have it.
Usually, borderlines cycle through phases of idealization/devaluation. They fall in "love" quickly and out of it quicker.
They seek a lot of attention/affection. They usually have a "favorite person" that they seek the most attention/affection from. They get pretty insecure and often have problems with relationship permanence--if someone hasn't talked to you in a little while, clearly they must hate you.
Basically, if you're needy and it's fucking up your life you probably have it.
Does this shit work for passing urine tests for weed?
There isn't some magic weed detox to pass a piss test.
If there was, everyone would just use it and the test would be invalidated.
>>16781014
Yeah agreed but with no weed in system for 2 weeks and very light smoker would this help
>>16781022
>there's no magic way to detox
>yeah, agreed
>but is this KINDA magical?
dude, just use google.
I met a nice woman, but I'm afraid to start a relationship (She shows clearly that she wants it). She is emotionally very fickle. In a minute she is whiny, in the next joyous and and then suddenly angry. Can that work out well or should I stay away?
>>16781007
why are you afraid to start a relationship? because of those qualities? or is there some baggage here?
if the former, than i say dont do it. it sounds like shes too emotional for you to handle or deal with. and thats okay. you dont need to date someone jsut because they are interested. or even just because YOU are interested. thats how you get stuck in bad relationships. continue to hang out and see where it goes. if its too much to handle, back out.
if the latter, than what is that baggage?
1) do school
>i'm trying
2) do work
>yes doing this. work for money doing okay
3) do scary hard things that are difficult
>oh god why did i think this was a good idea help
So how do you deal with self-doubt? Maybe that's a good theme for thread that people will reply to.
I'm gonna do homework! But if anyone does wanna chat and hang out still just post
>online dating websites
>white girls: act like peacocks but without any of the beauty. stupid as fuck. lazy. mentally unstable.
>black girls: educated. well-spoken. even-tempered. have their shit together. hard-working.
...Should I just say fuck it and start interracial dating?
Well if you find black girls hot, too, why the hell not?
I don't really care about race, as long as the person is still moderately attractive. It's just not a factor. But you can't control what you find sexy.
do it faggot
>>16780994
While making broad generalisations about any group of people is dumb, there's no reason to not have your own personal preferences.
Am I the only girl who secretly fantasizes about being cucked?
no. i want to watch my BF completely dominate another guy in front of me.
>>16780968
That's kinda hot too.. But I mean like another chick
>>16780963
>I'm not like the other grills ;) ;) ;)
I've been seeing this guy for about three months casually. We really like each other and things are generally going okay.
The problem is that he keeps asking to make things official. I've told him I'm not seeing anyone else and the boyfriend/girlfriend label just makes me feel really dodgy (just got out of a long relationship).
He usually seems fine with it, but every once in a while he'll text me asking why I don't want to date him. He gets very upset and is generally inconsolable. The next day he apologizes and says he's fine. Lather,...
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Shameless bump.
Alright, one more time before I give up.
>>16780903
>>16780954
>>16780975
You're hurting him. Let him move on and find someone that can give him what he needs.
His heart has wings but nowhere to roost.
I wanna know if something can go wrong in the relationship that I am in right now. My boyfriend loves me a lot. And I mean a LOT. It's almost like I'm his goddess. He's crazy about me. It's insane how much he loves me, he tells me that it is pure pleasure just to serve me and see me happy, it's pretty much his goal in life right now; ensure that I'm happy at all times. Now that I'm typing this out, it really sounds like I'm bragging, and I'm sorry, but is this too good to be true? I know he's a trustworthy guy and he's very...
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>>16780890
Have you asked him about this? You seem a little uncomfortable yet happy on this "servant situation".
>>16780890
How long have you been in this relationship for? I had an ex that was kind of like that, borderline worshipping me. We ended up being way too ideologically dissimilar and he was a fucking manchild, so I tried to break up with him. He ended up being clingy as fucking hell with anger issues, so dumping him was a horrible process that took a year (also because I was an idiot that couldn't put my foot down). So, your situation sounds like there is potential trouble down the line.
Let's be real. You find his needyness unattractive right?
Sorry in advance for my drunk typing. Ill try to keep it as coherent s possible.
how do I be sexy? Not sexual, but flirty and all that, and being desired. I always feel silly when I'm trying, and I lack the grace and the style of most women. Once it's time for sex, I do well, but I don't know how to be sexy without being vulger?
How do I elarn how to do this? Gimme your secrets!
>>16780883
bAmpin
show interest while being modest. innocent girls are pretty hot for most guys.
>>16780883
like with men needing confidence, a lot of it is faking it til you make it. being sexy requires a certain amount of confidence.
girls who are loud and funny aren't sexy. they may be hot. but not sexy. sexy girls are more reserved, but still strong. stoic, not shy.
they tend to be nice to everyone while seeming indifferent to the world. they are in control, but able to submit.
in a word, they are stoic. they say what needs to be said and not much else.
that being siad you dont...
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